At the exit of the parking lot, a sentry box is lonely in the scorching sun, like a warrior guarding the frontier with a sword alone.

A middle-aged man sat bored in the pavilion, two chairs, one to sit and the other to rest his legs, lifted his clothes, revealing a round and bulging belly, and the old fan was whirring and blowing, and most of the time he was going to diarrhea at night.

Seeing half of his head exposed by the window, the fat security guard stood up suddenly, and the chair was kicked over, Chen Yiming didn't even see his movements clearly, so he could see that he had put on his hat and straightened his uniform.

Sure enough, the master is in the folk.

Seeing the ashtray on the table, Chen Yiming's heart was stable.

He took out a cigarette from his pocket, handed it over, and said with a smile: "Brother, borrow a fire?"

At this time, don't talk nonsense, it's easy for people to make their attitude clear first, and then even if they can help, it will be hindered by the attitude just now, so they won't help.

At the same time, you can't use interrogative sentences such as "Is there fire?", and don't give the other party a choice.

Sure enough, the security guard hesitated, took the cigarette, glanced at the filter without a trace, and then took out a lighter from his pocket, lit the fire and handed it to Chen Yiming.

"Come on your own, come on your own. Chen Yiming walked into the sentry box, took the lighter and lit it and handed it to the security guard.

The security guard was stunned and leaned over to light a cigarette.

Chen Yiming picked up the chair on the ground and placed it next to his buttocks.

Then slowly pull out a cigarette and light it and place the lighter on the table.

The security guard had already sat down subconsciously, and when he saw the scene, he was embarrassed not to let people sit, so he said, "Sit and smoke." ”

Chen Yiming sat down and said with a smile: "Brother, this little day is comfortable!"

"It's not comfortable, it's really leisurely, and there are not a few cars a day. ”

The security guard smiled, obviously happy with his job.

Not everyone wants to pursue great wealth and wealth, and the mentality of this security guard brother is very stable.

Of course, to a certain extent, it is also because people have houses in Yanjing.

"It's good to read the newspaper every day, collect money occasionally, don't have to be exposed to the sun and rain, and receive a salary every month. If I could get a job like this after graduating from college, I would have to laugh in my dreams. ”

patting sycophants and not wanting money, Chen Yiming naturally clicked up.

The security guard first smiled proudly, then waved his hand with a cigarette, "You can't." ”

Chen Yiming: ......

How do you scold people!

"To do this, you need a good mentality. The same rice raises a hundred kinds of people, and when the forest is big, there are all kinds of birds, scolding you, despising you, and despising you...... Hey, it's too much. How can a college student like you stand such anger!"

Looking at Chen Yiming's teachable face, the security guard brother came to talk, "Don't say anything else, just today, a little girl, drive a stupid blue sports car, on such a hot day, and a convertible, do you say that you are as stupid as a pig." Then, people from afar raised their middle fingers to me, and I could only bear it honestly? nodded and took the money and let me go, and I didn't dare to have a temper at all, so I will say a few words to you. ”

"Heh! There are such things, and I don't know where the fool came from, and he is too unsophisticated!"

He took out his phone, "Wait, brother, I'll reply to a message." ”

In the mobile phone, the message sent by Su Lai was still lying quietly in the unread mailbox, and Chen Yiming opened it.

Sulai: Huh, that's kind of interesting, I'll write it down.

Chen Yiming: Brother Lai, I think you are really smart and polite!

Putting away his mobile phone, Chen Yiming gave a thumbs up, "A big belly can tolerate things, and the world can't tolerate things." Brother, I'm going to become a Buddha!"

"Haha! College students just listen to it. ”

The security guard smiled happily, and even picked up his point eight from the table and handed it to Chen Yiming.

The old electric fan blew the two, and the two of them blew Niu Boyi together, and the atmosphere was harmonious.

Seeing that the time was coming, Chen Yiming was about to get up and go over to catch the car, and the security guard grabbed a ballpoint pen and asked Chen Yiming to write down the sentence just now for him.

Chen Yiming wrote, "A big belly can tolerate it, and the world can tolerate it." Laugh often, laugh at the ridiculous people in the world. ”

Buy one, get one free, it's just very kind.

He took out two cigarettes from the cigarette case, one for the security guard, picked up a lighter and lit it for him, then picked up his backpack and slowly walked towards the platform of the airport bus.

He turned around and saw the security guard with a cigarette in his mouth, holding the letter in one hand and waving at him with the other, as if he had seen a Buddha.

Especially when I touched the hard lighter in my pocket, I felt that I was being tempered by him.

No one can really run out of a lighter, but no one loses it either, it just escapes into another person's dream after tasting the pleasure of our palms.

This matter has been known since ancient times, and it is said that the flint and steel of other apes were once found in the den of Yanjing ape-man.

The riotous words he had seen made Chen Yiming feel at ease and took the lighter printed with [Tiantian Foot Bath City] and got on the bus to Xidan.

When the bus drove out of the parking lot, Chen Yiming, who was sitting by the window, saw the security guard with a big belly looking for something in the cabinets.

Don't worry, you're all adults and can solve problems on your own.

He took out his phone and clicked on the ...... sent by Sulai

A string of information.

Half an hour ago, Sulei: Do you think I'll believe it?

Twenty-eight minutes ago, Sulai: What about people?

Twenty-five minutes ago, Sulei: How dare you not reply to my message?

Twenty minutes ago, Suley: You're done.

Chen Yiming could think of how angry Su Meinu was on the other end of the phone, but when she was angry, she was angry, what was there to be afraid of.

It is better to make her angry and make her cry than to make her laugh. - [Scumbag Quotations].

However, thinking of Su Meinu's grudge, he still hurriedly replied.

"Eldest sister, I'm a poor student who has to report on the road, just such a small broken mobile phone, how dare I hold it in my hand at any time. Don't make sure that the surroundings are safe, and no one dares to send you a message if they peep into our private affairs. Let's be serious, what are you going to do with that glasses buddy?"

Twenty minutes later, Sulai replied casually.

Gotcha! I'm so angry.

I didn't even bother to take care of the pit I dug myself.

Chen Yiming raised his eyebrows and ignored her.

You can't run to school to clean yourself up if you hold a grudge, right?

Although the conditions of Lego are completely worth the scum.

But for me now, it's better to make money first.

Of course, if Lai Ge takes the initiative to give him a hug, this kind of thing of less than 20 years of struggle can still be considered.

After all, the stomach is not very good since childhood......

Brother Lai spoke, and Chen Yiming was ready to treat this glasses brother coldly.

"Hmm. Thank you. ”

didn't tell him his name, or a closed answer, and those who are interested should know that there is no drama for the time being.

But it's a pity that this guy is obviously not very interesting, and quickly replied to the message.

"I thought you didn't get the text, hehe, what are you doing?"

For such a friend who didn't know how to advance or retreat, Chen Yiming was also very helpless, so he had to reply again, "I just sent my cousin to school, on the way back." ”

Acting is a full set.

Zhao Nie's text message replied quickly, "Actually, I don't think your cousin is very polite, rude and reckless, and not good-looking, it's hard to believe that such a perfect person as you would have such a cousin." ”

Chen Yiming: I**%¥@#%......

He changed his mind and decided to talk to this brother about life!

Before you officially talk about life, you have to save the phone number of Brother Glasses.

Chen Yiming thought for a while and named it [False Sulai].

Chen Yiming: Hehe, after all, it's my cousin, and you also make him too unbearable. By the way, my name is Su Yiming, and you can call me Yiming.

False Sulai: Yiming, what a nice name, I immediately thought of your beautiful face.

Chen Yiming opened his mouth to vomit......

When you arrive in Xidan, transfer to the subway and go to Longze Station on Line 13.

A one-way ticket for two yuan is an Olympic benefit for Yanjing citizens.

coincided with the evening rush hour, fortunately, Chen Yiming only had one backpack, and he could barely maintain himself not so embarrassed.

It wasn't until he got off the subway at Longze Station that he took out his mobile phone and sent the same text message to both numbers.

Soon, the two numbers came back, Chen Yiming frowned and looked at it, and revised the address book again.

Set Su Lai's name to [Fake Su Lai], and change Zhao Nie's name to [Real Su Lai].

So a conversation has the following effect.

Chen Yiming: It's finally coming, the subway in the evening rush hour is too scary, and the people around are so fierce, they are not as gentle as you, and they still change seats with me.

False Sule: Get out!

The real Sulai: It's really pitiful, it's distressing, has Yiming been squeezed in?

Yes!

It's comfortable!

Walking out of Longze subway station, the time was already 6:30.

Firmly refusing the black car driver soliciting outside the subway station, Chen Yiming walked straight to the bus stop next to him.

Not long after, one of the stops was the No. 25 bus at the south gate of the Electric University, and the crowd of people going to the Electric University rushed up, and many of them couldn't squeeze in the back.

Chen Yiming, who had occupied the favorable terrain early, naturally went up, otherwise he would be sorry for the valuable experience of the past four years.

He looked at the lonely looks of those who didn't squeeze in, but in fact, these were the precise customers of those black car drivers.

However, apparently few drivers are aware of this problem, and they are still shouting ten yuan at the exit of the station.

The bus drivers all over the world are violent players, but no one in this car complains about the shaking of the car, the screams and laughter are intertwined, the collision of bodies, the meeting of eyes, the shyness of bowing their heads, and the tenderness of reaching out to protect, the hormones of youth and the smell of gasoline fill the carriage at once, but there is a kind of excitement that makes us sway together.

Everything is out of affection and courtesy, and no one reaches out to mess around, except for couples who hug each other.

Chen Yiming turned his head to look out the window.

The bus passes through a residential area that basically does not match the image of the capital, and then crosses a large wholesale market, and arrives at the small south gate of Yenching Electric Power University.

Looking at the low wall and the dilapidated two-meter iron gate in front of him, Chen Yiming sighed, if the first thing he saw when he came to the school was such a school gate, I am afraid that everyone would have to doubt life.

The south gate next to it is a little more imposing, but it is all vehicular traffic, and pedestrians rarely walk there.

The crowd came in and out from the small south gate, and it was quite lively.

Because at this time the rest of the grades have already started.

After all, if they don't start school, who will be the coolies to welcome the new students.

Fake orientation: You can see a lot of handsome guys and beauties, establish a beautiful image in their hearts, and win it in one fell swoop.

The real welcome: the sun is big, the weather is hot, and the reception is a little brother and sister who is not foreign at all, the key is that they also have their parents to escort, and they can only help carry huge packages, bedding, suitcases, etc. into the dormitory.

Chen Yiming carried his bag and walked slowly on campus, his eyes relaxed and calm, and every glance swept over was a memory.

The grove, the hidden tower, the bushes by the river......

I was really shy at that time.

While Chen Yiming was still immersed in the dark and passionate memories of the past, two students walked past him and talked weakly.

"Ah, I'm finally done after a busy day, and I won't be going to die tomorrow. ”

"! Do you dare?"

"Say it as if you dare!"

"At that time, I was really brain-pumping, and I actually rushed to sign up!"

"That's it, I think it's good to welcome the new students!"

Chen Yiming smiled when he heard this, and his smile was full of the superiority of the people who came over.

Then he smiled suddenly,!

It's the second time today!

He immediately spread his legs and rushed towards the first teaching building, which became an eye-catching scenery in the leisurely campus in the evening.

There are a total of five teaching buildings in the university, and although the classrooms are universal, the administrative area is still demarcated.

For example, the first teaching building is the base camp of the School of Business Administration, and major events related to the School of Business Administration are generally located in the first teaching building.

Orientation is no exception.

At the entrance of the first teaching building, more than a dozen pergolas were erected, and a row of desks and chairs were placed underneath.

You can imagine how lively it is during the daytime today.

But the excitement is all theirs, and Chen Yiming has nothing.

Looking at the empty tables and chairs in front of him, Chen Yiming held his forehead, this mentality is unacceptable, he is too much, this is stupid.