103, three yuan one catty, ten yuan three catties

The sun is setting, the sky is full of red clouds, covering the mountain village, and the smoke rises again.

Walking on the country road, the song of the shepherd boy is rippling, how lonely and melancholy, all drifting away with the evening breeze.

A group of lively visitors broke the tranquility of this mountain village.

"Sell fish! Sell fish! Native game, delicious, three yuan a catty, ten yuan and three catties! The price is fair, and the children are not deceived!"

Carrying two large buckets of water, Li Zixuan shouted while entering the village, not jerky at all, almost beating gongs and drums.

A group of people who were traveling with him were immediately blinded by his shouting.

You enter the role in seconds, seamlessly switch and sell fish, forget it, and pay three yuan and one catty, ten yuan and three catties?

Is the price fair and the child is not deceived?

You're a great mathematician!

"Li Zixuan, can you not shout so hard, I feel ashamed for you!"

Xia Fan looked disgusted, and the others quietly stayed away, pretending not to know him.

The most embarrassing thing is the photographer, is this to continue filming or to leave?

"Li Zixuan, if you add some other snack goods, you are a seller in the old era!"

Wu Tongyu is far away from even ridiculing people.

"Even if I am a seller, I am the most handsome seller!"

Li Zixuan was not embarrassed at all, raised his head and chest, passed by the rural people, let go of his throat and continued to shout:

"The real clearance sale, the real value for money, let's take a look, you can't buy a loss, you can't be fooled, don't miss it when you pass by!"

The voice erupted from his chest, crisp and loud.

"Stinky and shameless!"

"Li Zixuan, you are really a good hand in marketing! It's a pity to be a star!"

Everyone is not surprised by his cheekiness, so they can only complain about him without being salty or light, and there is nothing they can do about him.

It's just that this sounds familiar?

Where do you seem to have heard it?

"It turns out that "Dream Showbiz" sells advertisements, and those bad titles are really written by Li Zixuan, yourself!"

Wu Tongyu suddenly realized, she finally remembered where she had heard these familiar advertising slogans!

"Dream Showbiz", a movie that is so bad that it breaks through the sky, who in the circle doesn't know?

also looked for bean sprouts to touch porcelain, refunded tickets to the audience, and barred with the theater!

Thinking about each of these things that caused an earth-shattering earthquake in the eyes of ordinary people, he did several things in a row!

Thinking about his current behavior, there is no need to feel strange.

I've been with him for a long time, and I've forgotten what kind of person he was before!

And as soon as she mentioned "Dream Showbiz", Xu Wen's face twitched slightly, which was definitely a shame that she couldn't wash away for a lifetime!

Although she hasn't done much in the entertainment industry.

And the culprit of everything is this guy in front of him!

Fortunately, that movie is not even willing to upload the video website, and I can't find it on the Internet to watch, I hope that after a long time, everyone will forget about it.

"Li Zixuan, you are really a talent!"

The others looked at Li Zixuan, and suddenly had a skeptical expression.

Those deafening shocking bodies had a hard impact on their three views at the beginning!

Now this shouting twice, it's just pediatrics!

Xia Fan is right, he should go to marketing!

"A lot of people say that!"

Li Zixuan nodded approvingly.

In the shouting (arranged by the director), many villagers ran out to see the excitement, and Li Zixuan immediately greeted:

"All the kind-hearted big brothers and sisters, come and take a look, the fish and shrimp that have just been caught are freshly baked and alive, and the absolute jumping price is on sale!"

"Really three dollars a pound?"

When an aunt saw such a handsome young man, with such a sweet mouth and such politeness, she immediately walked over with a few aunts with great interest.

"Of course it's true, three yuan a catty, ten yuan and three catties, the price is fair, and there is no bullying. ”

Li Zixuan patted his chest and said.

"Young man, are you a little bad at counting? Three catties should be nine yuan, right?"

Auntie reminded.

"That's right, that's how it's calculated, big sister, think about it, these wild fish, of course, the bigger they are, the more expensive they are, and it's already very cheap for me to sell for only ten yuan if it's three catties, do you think that's the truth?"

Li Zixuan explained.

"That's right, young man, your price is so fair!"

Auntie nodded in agreement.

"Li Zixuan, do you sell these fish for three yuan a piece?"

Auntie agreed, Wu Tongyu and they disagreed, these fish were caught by their hard work!

Such a good wild fish and shrimp can be sold for at least dozens of yuan a pound when you go to a big hotel outside, not to mention how much it costs to eat!

Now this guy is actually sold for three yuan a catty, what's the difference between it and giving it away? Can those aunts not be happy?

"That's not how the account is calculated, think about it, how many families here don't have a pond at home? If you want to eat fish, they can catch it yourself, our price is not low, who rarely buys it?

If you want to sell it more expensively, of course you can, if you get it to sell it for ten or twenty yuan in the town, someone will definitely want it, and if you sell it at a big hotel in the city, someone will definitely want it, and you have to find someone who is responsible for their purchase, do you think the business is so good?"

Seeing Wu Tongyu stopping him with a distressed face, Li Zixuan could only explain patiently.

"That's true, Xiaoyu, this time Li Zixuan has a point, there are probably only our fish as treasures here.

This is also the difficulty of the poor mountainous area, not what we take for granted. ”

Cheng Lang said with a wry smile.

Since the founding of the People's Republic of China, have you ever heard of any mountainous areas that have become rich by relying on the delicacies of wild game from the mountains?

"What are you anxious about? I'll pick them all open, my two buckets are ordinary fish, shrimp and crabs are still in other buckets!

There are other things that we keep for ourselves over there, and you are stupid to me! These are sold when we can't finish eating, and besides, wouldn't it be better to go fishing after eating? We're afraid we'll starve you to death?"

Seeing that Wu Tongyu was still stopping, Li Zixuan said angrily.

"If you want to sell your own, we will keep what we catch for ourselves!"

Wu Tongyu is still distressed, even if this is the case, the price is too low, right?

How much money do they have to sell these fish? What do they have for that money?

"Did you catch it here? Why didn't I see it?"

"This, this, and these, I caught them!"

Wu Tongyu looked arrogant, showing the fruits of his labor.

"It's so small that I can't even see it, take it, take it away!"

Li Zixuan said disgustedly.

"The little girl is not sensible, don't be surprised by the big sisters!"

After speaking, I also explained to the aunts.

Ps1: Thank you book friends for preferring Mianmian, a word of disagreement to start water, hh130's 100 tips!

The mother's 2000 reward of the big red date! Seems to be a female reader! Look at me excited!

Ps2: The variety show, which I thought about from the beginning, was in the outline very early, and it was the beginning of the protagonist's mental journey, but the style is still the same.

(The main thing is that the heart is weak, explain.) )

I will try my best to write wonderfully, at least, if there is such a variety show, I will want to watch it myself.

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