True hardcore slap in the face 3

Weibo was sent out like this.

Xu Xinyi didn't realize that something was wrong, threw away his phone and hummed a song, and went to open a bottle of red wine.

He poured the wine into the decanter, feeling good and elegant about himself.

Well, let's see what netizens have commented.

Xu Xinyi took out his mobile phone, but found that there were dozens of missed calls!

His mother has the most, and there are a few friends who are more familiar, and even Xu's father, who usually has no contact with him, has made two phone calls.

Xu Xinyi's eyebrows jumped fiercely, and he panicked instantly.

The mother's phone popped up on the screen again, and Xu Xinyi's hand trembled and pressed to answer.

"Delete Weibo! Delete Weibo!" The woman on the other end of the phone was so angry that she almost vomited blood, she worked hard to fight with Xiao Si Xiaowu for so many years, and finally won the house fighting championship.

As a result, after years of operation, she was ruined by her, the son of barbecued pork!

Xu Xinyi logged in to Weibo, only to find out that he had made a mistake and chose the wrong audio file, and the song that was originally going to be sent was missing and became a call record with his mother!

“...... I'll help you figure out a way to get a few tunes! When the time comes, you memorize the score, and then start a live broadcast to pop up, and the idiots on the Internet will definitely believe it......"

Xu Honeysuckle's eyes were dark, and he knocked over the wine decanter, and the best red wine splashed on the carpet, making a mess.

He shuddered to click on the option to remove, however, it was too late......

...

Living room.

Surfing frontline player Zhou Yan not only saw the Weibo posted by Xu Xinyi, but also downloaded the audio file quickly!

He played the audio in front of everyone in the live broadcast room......

Tens of millions of people in the live broadcast room of "Two People in One House" all heard the dialogue between Xu Xinyi's mother and son!

- [emmm, is this the legend, I beat myself?]

——[To tell the truth, Xu Rongdong's mother's IQ feels online, but Xu Rongdong's brain is not good, and her strength is holding back!]

- ['Find a way to get a few tunes over'??? listening to this skillful tone, it shouldn't be like doing this kind of thing once or twice, so Xu Rongdong's so-called originality before is probably also a fraud!]

...

In the past, there was a real hardcore slap in the face of Xu Honeysuckle's sixteen tunes in a row, and then there was a real self-explosion on the spot that Xu Xinyi operated in confusion, and netizens said, what kind of behavior is this?

Apparently -

Thousands of miles away to give people's heads, the gift is light and affectionate!

As a result, Xu Rongdong also proved himself!

Who is the son of the junior, it is clear at a glance!

"Poofhahahaha...... Your younger brother patronizes the White Lotus attribute, and he doesn't know how to add some intelligence and add some balance!" Zhou Yan laughed so hard that his stomach hurt.

Xu Rongdong's expression was still very dazed.

He had very little contact with Xu's father, and he didn't know that he had a younger brother.

For him, Xu Xinyi is just a stranger who only appeared today.

However, seeing Zhou Yanxiao so happy, he pursed his thin lips, but the curvature turned upward......

So Shi Sui found that his little rabbit began to ...... again Knocked.

The little girl was calm on the surface, but Jiojio fluttered a few times excitedly, and whispered in his ear: "It turns out that this is the feeling of knocking CP, and it's too happy!"

Shi Sui's jaw: "Yes." ”

Xiangyi smiled: "Do you knock them too?!"

"I'm knocking myself. Shi Sui calmly took out his mobile phone and showed Xiang Yi his level in #Untimely #CP Super Talk.

Actually...... Full level!!

Affordable:???

It was she who lost!!