Volume 1 My Neighbor Is the God of Creation Chapter 16 I Feel My Body Hollowed Out
"Don't be in a hurry and eat slowly. Lao Mai ate the meat as he instructed his super fighter to fetch beer, "There are also lamb rolls and chicken rolls, as well as my signature ramen, which are absolutely full." ”
A three-second silence for the Super Fighter would probably be like this for the retirement life of a retired warrior.
No, it shouldn't be that bad......
It is true that the contract elves have become part of the human personality, but it does not mean that the elves have no temper at all, and the most basic joys, sorrows, and sorrows as intelligent creatures still exist.
In a sense, it's really admirable that a super fighter can work so hard......
The next thing is to keep eating and eating time, although this lunch has changed from "ramen for two people" to "hot pot for three people", but Lao Mai himself is a person with a bold personality, and there is no problem with Zhewu's three views, and overall it is still very pleasant.
Although because of Lao Mai's presence, Ouyang didn't have much opportunity to ask about Room 502.
But it doesn't matter, there will be opportunities in the future, and when they get acquainted with each other in the future, they can let Lao Mai help, the other party is a restaurant, and the three teachers and nine streams should be familiar with it.
It is worth mentioning that Lao Mai is still the head of the previous generation of the Daoist Pavilion, equivalent to Zhao Yun under Liu Bei and Xu Zhu under Cao Cao.
But what's even more amazing is that don't look at Lao Mai's wrinkled face as if he is seventy or eighty, in fact, he is only in his fifties now, as for why he has aged like this, it is mainly related to the contract elves.
As mentioned earlier, the Contract Elves will increase the abilities of the Contractor, and not only that, but the two will also share each other's lifespan.
For example, humans can live 100 years, elves can live 500 years, and we can share a lifespan of 300 years.
However, not all elves outlive humans.
A good example of this is the Champion of Powers, whose evolution is actually a forced evolution that goes against the laws of natural evolution, which results in his lifespan of only 50 years.
Lao Mai accelerated his aging because he was divided by the super fighter, so he could only choose to retire early.
It's similar to Progeria.
Therefore, Lao Mai did not leave any heirs, and for Zhewu, there may still be a meaning that he will be his son on the spot.
Therefore, the contract elf is probably similar to "men are afraid of entering the wrong line and women are afraid of marrying the wrong man", it is a lifelong thing, and you need to be very cautious.
After eating hot pot, the "strongest ramen restaurant" also ushered in the peak of business, and Lao Mai began to get busy.
Zhewu originally planned to stay and help, but was thrown out directly by Lao Mai.
When Ouyang was busy with Lao Mai, he quietly went to the front desk to settle the account and left a note.
Although he also knew that Lao Mai didn't care about the money for that hot pot meal, he didn't like to take advantage of people when he met him for the first time.
If you have to talk about the reason, it may involve some unclear principled issues, so if you want to treat yourself, you should wait until the next time.
"Ouyang, I'm going to go to the battle platform next to hone my combat skills. ”
"Well, then I wish you good luck. ”
"Let's have a chance to eat ramen together again. ”
"Okay, I'll call you. ”
Ouyang doesn't have a mobile phone, but he left contact information with both of them, there is a landline in the villa dormitory, and there is a phone booth on the roadside, so the communication is still very convenient.
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After saying goodbye to Zhewu, Ouyang came to the beach in the southern city alone.
Again, as always, there are no people here. But it just so happens that if it's full of tourists, he'll be very uncomfortable.
After moving his muscles slightly, Ouyang Weibai began his training.
Yes, training.
Of course, it wasn't because of the bunch of words that Lao Mai La La said before lunch that touched him or anything, those chicken soups for the soul didn't hurt him.
Ouyang Weibai was really aware of the danger in this world, and he wanted to have a certain ability to protect himself before he trained himself.
And the reason why he gave up becoming a combatant is not at all the kind of "self-abandonment" that Lao Mai thinks, he is not a person from this world at all, perceiving and cultivating qi or something, for him it is probably as nonsense as letting a cat learn how to use ultrasound in bats.
So when Lao Mai proposed at the dinner table that Ouyang Weibai and Zhewu train together, and he could help guide him, Ouyang still politely refused after thinking about it again.
Even though he knew that this was a rare opportunity, the other party was the head of the previous pavilion master, but he could only forcibly control himself, resist the temptation, and politely refuse.
If you find out that your body structure is different from that of people in this world during training, even if there are unreliable excuses such as genetic mutations, it will be very troublesome.
In addition, he still has to find the cause of death in room 502, he has never been to Green Ridge City, but he wants to find a dead person in Green Ridge City who seems to have nothing to do with it, and this dead person, in case he happens to be found out because of behavior different from this world, or suddenly starts to become a terrorist and is executed on the spot, no matter how you think about it, it is very troublesome.
But he didn't say it to death, he also knew that the main reason why Lao Mai trained him was to find a "comrade-in-arms" or something like Zhewu, and he didn't really want to train himself as a martial artist, so when he proposed to be a bystander, of course Lao Mai would not refuse.
But then again, it doesn't matter if the cultivation system of this world is not suitable for him, there are some things that are common to all worlds, and that is to abandon all the bells and whistles and simply enhance one's most basic physical fitness.
At least when you encounter an invincible opponent, you won't even have a chance to run.
So start running 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and 10 kilometers of non-stop running every day today!
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People always ask what is the meaning of growing up.
When we were children, we always looked forward to growing up, just because we felt that we didn't need to study when we grew up, and we just wanted to do whatever we wanted, and make money to buy whatever we wanted.
Children are always fearless because of ignorance, they don't know the future, they can't figure out the sky, and they often try to explain things that are far beyond their comprehension with their pitiful knowledge.
They are also always reckless, impulsive, and curious, recklessly doing things that bring pain because of their ignorance.
It's easy to just watch others do it, so it is taken for granted that you can do it, and this superficial thinking has been ingrained in the human heart since childhood, and one day, it suddenly exploded.
At that time, it was the time for people to pay the price for their ignorance.
Ouyang Weibai used up his last strength and collapsed in the bathtub, the water in the bathtub was still a little hot, but he had no strength at all to twist the faucet to add some cold water, or rather, he had no ability to move.
[Insist on 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and 10 kilometers of non-stop running every day. 】
The first time Ouyang Weibai saw this sentence was in the manga of "One Punch Man", the training method that Saitama, who is almost invincible in the setting, can handle it with one punch no matter how strong the enemy is.
There are no exercises against the sky, and there is no complicated meditation, and this kind of cultivation method that does not seem to have the daily training intensity of sports school students makes readers have an illusion in that world where superpowers and monsters are rampant:
It's so easy, it seems like an adult can do it.
It's a shame to say that Ouyang thought so at the beginning, so now he has been educated well by reality.
Tired, this feeling gave him the illusion that "this body is not my body", especially after suddenly stopping the intense exercise, the feeling of weakness was like a roaring beast, devouring his body.
On top of that, there's that tiredness that wells up from the depths of the soul.
He now has the illusion that the lactic acid accumulated in his muscles after exercise can probably make a cup of Yakult?
Even after doing these four actions in one go, his brain fell into a brief downtime, and let him see a flash of memories similar to life's marquee.
Ouyang Weibai almost thought that his journey to another world was about to be forcibly put to rest because he was exhausted.
In fact, according to Ouyang's physical fitness, one hundred push-ups, one hundred sit-ups, one hundred squats, and ten kilometers of non-stop running, although these four movements are very tiring to do in one go, they should not be tired to this extent.
But Ouyang Weibai forgot a very important thing, the first thing he did after crossing into another world should be jet lag.
Doesn't it sound like it's hard to accept jet lag when you cross it?
It may sound like a sense of discord, but a closer analysis will reveal the truth.
First of all, Ouyang Weibai is just an ordinary adult male, his human biological clock, physical fitness, and personal ability have not changed at all, normal people need to rest, and normal people need to sleep at night.
Secondly, let's review what Ouyang Weibai should have done before crossing over?
If you don't sleep at night, you really think you're Batman!
Ouyang Weibai had forgotten that he was going to sleep because he had traveled to the daytime of another world all of a sudden, and he didn't have time to think about it because he had the excitement and freshness of the first time he crossed over, as well as the events that appeared one after another.
It is equivalent to that he has not rested in bed for almost twenty-four hours.
But the most important reason is that this guy is dying, and he is training at a high intensity, so that the fatigue of not resting for twenty-four hours explodes instantly.
His current state is similar to that of a hollowed out body.
After soaking in the bath and relaxing, because it was too comfortable, Ouyang fell asleep completely after a while.