The matter of dinner is a sharp blade of social magic for the Chinese.

Two people who don't know each other can become friends smoothly through a successful dinner.

For a business transaction, Party A and Party B can reach an agreement at the dinner table.

Two young men and women who have just met can start a future full of uncertainties, unknowns, and great expectations after a pleasant little dinner.

Xu Meiyun and Chen Wen's dinner today is like this.

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"Awen, where are you staying at night?" asked Xu Meiyun.

"It's not decided yet, just find a hotel to stay for one night, tomorrow I'm going to start looking for my mom and dad's friends." Chen Wen said.

"Then you can send me home first, and then you can find a hotel nearby to stay. Xu Meiyun's request is not superfluous, she is too beautiful, her figure is too good, and she is too easy to recruit bad people, and it is too troublesome for a beautiful woman to walk at night at night.

Of course, Xu Meiyun's other thought is from the heart, and it is also beautiful to spend more time with Chen Wen.

The two of them strolled along the neon-lit road of Shanghai, and the flickering light in the hearts of the young couple added a pleasant color.

"Today was a really interesting day and I went through so many interesting things. Xu Meiyun said.

"Your manager Fang definitely doesn't think so, he is unlucky, he was pointed at with a knife, and he was chased to return the money, oh no, he is not from your bank, he is from a securities company. Chen Wen began to pull.

"It's good that you're here, or he'd be out of luck. Xu Meiyun had palpitations.

"Meiyun, do you want to hear jokes, about the unlucky guys. Seeing Xu Meiyun showing a little nervousness, Chen Wen took the initiative to find a way to amuse him.

"Yes, yes. Xu Meiyun looked forward to it.

"I'll tell you, there's an unlucky guy who doesn't know his name, so let's call him an unlucky guy, and I encounter bad luck every day. Chen Wen turned out the plot of a 2019 movie from his memory, "Mr. Unlucky". "On Sunday, for example, he's going out on a date with his girlfriend. ”

"I feel like laughing now. Xu Meiyun felt that the scene of the joke that Chen Wen said seemed to be very appropriate to herself now.

The unlucky guy caught the bus to go on a date, and in order to arrive early, he cut the queue to board the bus, and successfully caught an earlier bus to arrive at the date place early. However, when he arrived early, his girlfriend hadn't come yet, he stared at the beautiful waitress in the beverage shop, admiring the beauty, but at this time, his girlfriend arrived, and saw the unlucky egg squinting at other women, and... Chen Wen paused.

"And then my girlfriend quarreled with the unlucky guy, am I right?" asked Xu Meiyun.

"I didn't stop quarreling, I broke up directly. Chen Wen continued. "After the breakup, the unlucky guy was so sad that he borrowed alcohol to kill his sorrows, got drunk on the street, and woke up in the morning to find himself sleeping in a garbage heap, his clothes and pants were stripped clean, only a pair of underwear was left, and his wallet was gone. ”

"Wo, there is enough bad luck!" Xu Meiyun looked at the sky with beautiful eyes, and her brain made up the scene.

"And so. A few days later, the unlucky guy went out to take the bus, and after getting on the bus, he caught up and grabbed an old man's seat. Chen Wen continued.

"He's so hateful, he doesn't know how to respect the old and love the young!" Xu Meiyun protested.

In order to keep their seats while not seeing the hateful eyes of others, the unlucky people pretended to sleep, but they really fell asleep, resulting in a sit-over-the-top and a sudden trip to the terminal. Chen Wen smiled.

"Hahahaha, he deserves to be unlucky. Xu Meiyun laughed happily.

"Don't be in a hurry to laugh yet, there will be even funnier things later. Chen Wen couldn't help but laugh too.

"Tell me quickly, what's next?" Xu Meiyun grabbed Chen Wen's sleeve with her hand and shook it a few times.

"What about this terminal, the unlucky guy has never been to before, it is a strange place for him, after getting off the bus, he was hungry, so he found a place to sell food in this strange place, and ate a little casually, but he didn't expect it, the food was unhygienic, and the unlucky guy soon wanted to have diarrhea. Chen Wen continued to unfold the plot.

"And then?" Xu Meiyun looked expectant.

"Then, ah, the unlucky guy hurried to find a public toilet, shit blocked the ass door, and in a desperate situation, he found a public toilet. But... Chen Wen paused again.

"It can't be pulled on your pants, right?" Xu Meiyun answered, she thought to herself, if this is the plot, then it won't be very funny.

He didn't pull it on his pants, he was lucky to find an empty single room, open the door, enter, take off his pants, squat, and it was cool. However, when he finished pulling, he suddenly found that there was no toilet paper in the public toilet, he searched all the pockets on his body, except for a few coins, not even a single banknote, rummaged through, and finally found a piece of paper from his wallet, which was actually a photo of his ex-girlfriend!" Chen Wen shook off his burden.

"Ha, hahaha! He won't use the photo as toilet paper, how can he be willing to do it! It's so funny, hahaha!" Xu Meiyun bent down with a smile.

After Xu Meiyun laughed for three minutes, Chen Wen continued: "The unlucky guy hates the bus so much, and from now on, he will never take the bus again, and he will take a taxi when he goes out." On this day, he went out and took a taxi, and he sat in the back. ”

"He's unlucky, and he's going to be unlucky to take a taxi, I guess right. Xu Meiyun looked at Chen Wen, and there was a crystal light in her eyes.

"You're right. Chen Wen continued. "The driver drove very fiercely, rampage, the unlucky man reminded the driver that he was not wearing a seat belt, and the driver deliberately slammed on the brakes during a sharp turn, and as a result, the unlucky man in the back seat hit the front seat headlong and twisted his neck. ”

"Hahaha, so unlucky! The driver is responsible, and he has to pay for the medical expenses!" Xu Meiyun really thought about a lot of things.

"It's not too serious, it's like sleeping with a stiff neck, and your neck will be crooked for a few days. Chen Wen explained.

"That's fine, the bone isn't broken. Xu Meiyun said seriously. "Hey, go on. ”

"The unlucky guy has a crooked neck, he looks crookedly, and he presses the wrong button when he makes a call. On this day, the unlucky guy called at work, pressed the wrong number, and called a middle school classmate by mistake, and it just so happened that this classmate asked a few other classmates to have dinner together, so the unlucky guy was also invited to this class reunion. Chen Wen once again laid out the plot.

"Crooked neck to the party, he's going to look foreign again! I'm so looking forward to it!" Xu Meiyun jumped a step and said.

"That's right. At the party, the unlucky guy accidentally drank too much and spit out the truth after drinking. Guess what truth he spitted out?" Chen Wen dug a hole.

"I guess, he said the name of the girl he had a crush on in middle school!

"Not true. When he got drunk, he confessed that he had slept at home and wetted the bed when he was in high school. At this time, the circle of classmates spread, and everyone knew that the unlucky guy also wetted the bed during middle school. Chen Wen revealed the answer.

"Hahahaha! He's so unlucky!How could he be so unlucky!" Xu Meiyun felt very happy. "Arwen, the story of this unlucky guy is so funny, where did you see this story, which book is it?"

Chen Wen thought to himself, can I tell you that this is the 2019 movie "Mr. Unlucky", you won't believe it.

The person who wrote the script of this movie may still be old enough to wear open crotch pants and not worry about copyright, so Chen Wen smiled slightly and said, "I came up with it myself." ”

"Wow, you're so talented, do you have more stories about the unlucky guy, I think you can write him into a book, maybe it can be made into a drama in the future!" Xu Meiyun said with a jump.

Chen Wen was pleasantly surprised, although he didn't have much success in his career and life in his previous life, he had watched a lot of movies, TV series and online novels, and he had also read a lot of jokes on the Internet, so he wrote them out in advance?

Chen Wen thought about it, he still has big things to do now, and when he is a thief of online literature, he is not in a hurry or urgent for the time being.

Thinking of this, Chen Wen said: "This matter is not in a hurry, I will think about it slowly." ”

"Then let's talk about it, if you want to come up with more interesting stories, you must give me a sneak peek!" Xu Meiyun requested.

"No problem, I'll write it out and send it to you. Chen Wen promised.

"Then it's a deal!" Xu Meiyun said with a smile.