"Ouyang Weibai? This is really a rare name. An expressionless uncle said in a rather surprised tone, looking full of an indescribable sense of disobedience.

Looking at the boy who was one meter eight miles away in front of him, because the shoulder width was quite strong, but he seemed to be a little nervous and a little submissive, the uncle pulled some things at will, as if he wanted to let the other party relax.

"Are your surname Ou and your name Yang Weibai, or your surname Ouyang and your name Weibai. ”

The uncle looks to be forty years old, although his tone is still that of a normal person, but the whole person's temperament is full of strange coldness, which makes people very uncomfortable, and people can't help but wonder if this is a robot.

Maybe it's facial paralysis, right?

Ouyang Weibai did not relax, but became more nervous, and involuntarily swallowed his saliva: "The surname is Ouyang, and the name is not white." ”

"It's a good name. The uncle praised expressionlessly, although it was a compliment, but the expressionless appearance looked like a mockery.

"Thank you...... Thank you. Ouyang Weibai's eyebrows twitched, and his expression was a little unnatural.

The aura is too strong......

Being stared at like this always makes me feel like a pig waiting to be slaughtered.

"I am a junior high school English teacher...... It's actually a teacher?" the uncle looked at the personal information sheet, there seemed to be some surprise in his tone, and he raised his head expressionlessly and said, "This is really a decent career." ”

"It's okay, it's okay, it's okay to serve the people. Ouyang Weibai didn't know how to answer, so he could only say a polite sentence that was not nutritious.

"The residents of Guchen's apartment are just like you, they all have decent jobs. The uncle said, took out a paper like a roll from the drawer and said, "This is a psychological test paper, which every household has to fill out." ”

"Uh......" Ouyang Weibai took the test paper, "Psychological test?"

"It's all very simple questions, after all, you are responsible for the other residents in the apartment. The uncle tugged at the corners of his mouth, as if he wanted to make a "laughing" expression, but it was obvious that he had failed.

Please, don't laugh......

"Don't be nervous and don't feel offended. The uncle seemed to see Ouyang Weibai's thoughts and explained, "If you are successful in moving in, you can bring it up to see the psychological test papers of other residents." ”

"Ahh......h

That's really public enough.

Ouyang Weibai nodded, took out a pen from his schoolbag, and looked at the first question:

[Question 1: If your girlfriend and mother fall into the river at the same time, who will you save first?]

"Hey, this question has absolutely nothing to do with the psychological test, right?!" Ouyang Weibai raised his head and looked at the uncle in front of him, and found that the uncle didn't know when he had left the administrator's room.

"What the hell ......"

No matter how absurd and weird, he needed such a place to stay. No matter what happens, this is the path that a man must go through.

In the bottom of his heart, he cheered himself up, and Ouyang Weibai wrote his answer on the paper.

[A: My mother can swim and I don't have a girlfriend.] Of course, if you can, you still have to find a girlfriend who can swim. 】

[Question 2: There was a big earthquake somewhere, and the elementary school used as a temporary shelter was full of people, and they wanted to sleep but felt noisy, and it was too hot to sleep, so they thought about going out to cool off, and found a building with no lights on, and it was very cool and quiet inside, so many people lay there and decided to sleep here!...... I rushed out of the building.

Q: Why did I rush out all of a sudden?]

Why? Because it's a morgue!

The corners of Ouyang Weibai's eyes twitched, looking at the words "Guchen Apartment Pre-Check-in Psychological Test Paper" written on the scroll in front of him, and he felt extremely absurd and speechless in his heart.

The girlfriend in front of me sent the proposition, even if it was a question, why is the second question still a very scary story.

Judging from this development, the third question will not be a brain teaser, right?

[Question 3: What is the similarity between what two women say and a thousand ducks?]

“......”

Not...... Ouyang Weibai tentatively wrote down the answer.

After writing it, Ouyang Weibai felt a little speechless, it was really a brain teaser. Who the hell came up with such a vulgar brain teaser......

........................

Ouyang Weibai is a junior high school English teacher, and in order to facilitate his commute, he decided to leave his parents' home and rent an apartment next to the school.

After all, junior high school students have to arrive at school at half past seven, and as the main teacher, they must arrive at school earlier.

Nowadays, students are under a lot of pressure to study, and they go out early and return late every day, in fact, the pressure on teachers is even greater, and it is really no exaggeration to say that "wearing the stars and wearing the moon".

In order not to affect his work, Ouyang Weibai took advantage of the fact that the students had not yet started school during the summer vacation, so he hurriedly found an apartment to rent.

Guchen Apartment is a very good apartment, each unit is a hundred square meters of two bedrooms and one living room, and the rent is very cheap, only 1,000 yuan a month in the city center where every inch of land is expensive, the only requirement is to pass the interview of the apartment administrator.

It's just that renting a house and having to have an interview like applying for a job, many people will feel that it is too ridiculous, but the rent is too cheap to stand up.

Originally, Ouyang Weibai just had the mentality of giving it a try, and he chose it again if he didn't pass the interview anyway. But it seems that there is a high probability that he will stay, because the robot-like apartment manager is left alone for the interview, and everyone else is sent away.

After completing the last question, Ouyang Weibai put down the pen in his hand, and then got up and stretched.

Although this volume is a bit "nonsensical" at the beginning, it can be said that it covers all the contents of the entire liberal arts, which can be called a nightmare for liberal arts students.

I really don't know who made the paper, but fortunately I just graduated from college not long ago.

"Looks like it's writing pretty fast. The uncle walked in with a tea set, a bunch of keys and a plate of square pastries, "Come and have a little snack." ”

The pastry is yellow and looks like a Chinese-style pastry, which should be mung bean cake or pineapple cake.

"Thank you......"

Ouyang Weibai didn't know the name of the apartment administrator yet, but it seemed a little rude to call the uncle directly.

"Oh yes, let me introduce myself first, I'm the caretaker of this apartment, Tie Zhongzheng. The uncle said while making tea, "You can call me Uncle Tie, and everyone in this building calls me that." ”

"Well, thank you, Uncle Tie. Ouyang Weibai took the teacup that had been warmed by the scalding water handed over by Uncle Tie, put it on the tip of his nose and sniffed it.

It's fragrant.

Ouyang Weibai didn't know much about tasting tea or something, but the aroma of the pot of tea in front of him seemed to make people feel the taste of time.

It seems that the hot tea has brought a lot of temperature, and Uncle Tie's feeling is not as cold as before.

"Come on. Uncle Tie motioned to Ouyang Weibai to put the teacup on the tea tray, and said while pouring the tea, "This pastry was given by the little girl in room 301, try it." ”

As he spoke, he directly picked up a piece and ate it in one bite.

"Little girl?" Ouyang Weibai also picked up a piece and tasted it, and immediately couldn't help but admire, "It's delicious!"

The pastry is very fragrant, a bit like pineapple cake, but not as sweet as pineapple cake, it is just the right amount of sweetness, and the aroma of baked pastry gives people a feeling of endless aftertaste.

After taking a sip, there seems to be a lingering aroma in my mouth.

"She's really talented when it comes to desserts. I'm also a teacher like you, and I teach Japanese. Uncle Tie took a sip of tea and looked at the young man in front of him, "It's all about language, I think you must have a lot of common topics." ”

"That's really powerful......" Ouyang Weibai felt that Uncle Tie should be overestimating himself.

The teacher who can teach Japanese is definitely a university teacher, and he is more than one level higher than a junior high school teacher like himself.

And when I was in college, I flew at a low altitude in linguistics, and I just passed, so it's strange that I can have a common topic.

Ouyang Weibai drank tea, chatting with Uncle Tie without saying a word, basically Uncle Tie asked, and Ouyang Weibai answered.

The tea is very fragrant, but it doesn't taste like it, it's very light, and the feeling of drinking it is only a kind of aroma that fills the mouth, and it can't taste sweet, sour, bitter, spicy and salty.

After chatting for a while, Ouyang Weibai asked the topic he was most concerned about: "Uncle Tie, I should be able to stay in Guchen Apartment, right?"

"Of course, you're already a resident of Guchen Apartment. Uncle Tie pointed to the set of keys on the tea tray and said, "This is the key to room 302, you can move here tomorrow." Of course, I can also take you to see it first. ”

"That's troublesome Uncle Tie. Ouyang drank all the tea in the cup and stood up.

Uncle Tie folded the teacup, put Ouyang Weibai's psychological test roll into the drawer of his desk, then picked up the key, and left the administrator's lounge with Ouyang Weibai.

The corridor of Guchen Apartment is very spacious, the walls are cleanly painted, and after entering through the door, the carpet on the ground looks very new, and it is very comfortable to step on.

The light is not dazzling, just enough to be seen clearly, and it does not make people feel sour.

While waiting for the elevator, Uncle Tie introduced the apartment to Ouyang Weibai.

"On the first floor, there is only the caretaker's lounge and a convenience store, and the prices of things are similar to those sold outside, so if you don't have time to cook, you can buy some snacks or lunch boxes here. The owner of the store is a little girl named Xiao Nan, you can just call Xiao Nan. Uncle Tie pointed to the convenience store next to the elevator, and added at the end: "But I advise you, if you see something in the convenience store that you haven't seen the brand, don't buy it casually." ”

Ouyang Weibai probed Xiao Nan, the owner of the convenience store who was in a daze, Xiao Nan was a girl with a ponytail and yellow short sleeves, and she looked about the same age as herself.

Haven't seen a brand before?

Plagued by curiosity, Ouyang couldn't help but ask, "What happens if I buy it?"

Uncle Tie glanced at Ouyang and said lightly, "After tasting it, you will definitely feel that you are wasting money." ”