842 Fraudulent Nobel laureates (I)

Wu Mian rode an electric car back to Jianxie Hospital.

After parking the car and holding the keys, Wu Mian made a phone call to Professor Barack.

"Boss, the patient turned out to be lead poisoning!" Professor Barack's voice came out of the phone, and Wu Mian felt deafening through the helmet.

"I know, where are you?"

"Emergency observation room. ”

Wu Mian hung up the phone directly and strode into the Jianxie Hospital.

When he came to the emergency observation room, Professor Barack was stunned when he saw Wu Mian, and then immediately ran over, "Boss, I can't praise your tolerance and aesthetics. These bunny ears are simply beautiful, and I'm more and more convinced that you have a PY deal with Disney. ”

"Really?"

Wu Mian touched the rabbit ears on the top of his head with both hands, and brushed them from the bottom to the top of the root, and the rabbit ears trembled slightly when the hands left.

Professor Barack was dumbfounded, he had never seen such a non-serious boss.

When I was at Massachusetts General Hospital, the boss was always a scary presence. And now that he has returned to Huaxia, he is playing cosplay like a child!

"Tell me about the situation. Wu Mian said.

"The patient has intermittent abdominal pain...... "Bedak cleared out the distractions, began to report the medical history and physical examination, and finally said with certainty, "The diagnosis is very clear, it is chronic lead poisoning, the blood has been sent for testing, and when the results of the examination are returned, it can be treated with CaNa3DTPA." ”

"Hmm. Wu Mian nodded, and the rabbit ears on his head shook twice.

"Boss, you'd better take off your helmet. Professor Barack covered his eyes and said, "You remind me of the Las Vegas bunny girl." ”

"Don't go to that kind of place. Wu Mian said, "I'll make a call." ”

Taking off the helmet, Wu Mian returned it to the takeaway brother, then picked up the mobile phone, hesitated again, but did not call.

"Boss, what are you going to do?" Professor Barack looked at Wu Mian suspiciously.

"I'll wait until the results come back. Wu Mian said, "If the symptoms can't be met, the diagnosis should be rashly given, and there must be an objective basis." ”

"Boss, you're just too cautious, it's obvious chronic lead poisoning, you can't even give a definitive diagnosis. You know why in Massachusetts you have a nickname......"

"Shut up!" Professor Barack immediately transformed, his voice was a few decibels louder, and he said very seriously, "That's the jealousy of vulgar guys against the boss, Barack, I ask you what is a definitive diagnosis? There is no scientific basis, can anyone really give a definitive diagnosis!"

"Science, damn science. It's obvious whether it's good or not, but the boss still has to wait for the results of the inspection, and it's a joke to say it! Especially the group of blue pools in Cleveland!!"

"Barack, you can't ......just make false scientific reports because unscrupulous scientists have taken black money and made false scientific reports."

The little nurse next to her was dumbfounded.

Why did Professor Barack, who had always been serious and unapproachable, split up? He was usually seen talking to himself, but he spoke in English, and he spoke so fast that no one could understand what he was saying.

But Professor Barack now speaks to himself in Mandarin, which is jaw-dropping.

Wu Mian shook his head, Bell didn't know why, maybe it was because he put too much pressure on him?

"Teacher Wu...... It doesn't matter to him. The little nurse asked timidly.

She feared that Professor Barack was not in his right mind and would fuck up if he got into a bloody case.

"It's okay, that's what he is. Wu Mian said lightly, and [fo] did not interrupt Professor Barack's conversation with himself.

"What do you mean by Professor Barack about black money? The little nurse asked curiously.

"A lot of the news that ordinary people can see on the side of the US imperialism is false, and it is endorsed by the bigwigs of the scientific community. Wu Mian said, "So the people on that side gradually began to disbelieve in the so-called science." ”

"......" The little nurse was stunned for a moment, and then smiled, "Teacher Wu, you really like to joke. ”

"Well, why?" Wu Mian asked.

"Can science still be faked? No. ”

"Huh. Wu Mian smiled, watched Professor Barack talk to himself, and said, "Our current capital in Huaxia doesn't have that much power to leverage everything. Emmm, let me give you an example. ”

"For example, lead poisoning, the boss of the American Chemical Society, Thomas Mikieli, a scientist with many dazzling titles, is closely related to our lives, for example, the freon of air conditioning was invented by him and has also been put into application. If it weren't for him, we'd probably have to blow the fan in the summer. ”

"Wow. The little nurse was surprised.

"This is the kind of person who, in collusion with General Motors boss Charles Kettering, added tetraethyl lead as an antiknock agent as a gimmick to gasoline. Tetraethyl lead is more lethal than regular lead and can be fatal with skin contact in small doses. ”

"Why lead is added is a very complicated issue, so I won't talk about it. At that time, Mr. Thomas came out to endorse the car manufacturers - claiming that lead has always been naturally present in the air, it is a part of the air, and it has absolutely no effect on everyone.

And so far there is no evidence that lead has any effect on everyone's safety, and this level of lead is as natural as snow in December and does not pollute the environment!"

"......" the little nurse was speechless.

"It has nothing to do with the age. Wu Mian smiled, "The reason why most of the people in the United States are 'anti-intellectual' is because there are too many so-called scientists who will endorse capital and tell lies." ”

"Really?" the little nurse was a little confused.

"yes, the scientific community...... Hahaha, it's a joke. Wu Mian said, suddenly laughing.

"Teacher Wu, why are you laughing?"

"I remember one thing. Wu Mian said, "Yogurt, do you drink it?"

"Drink!" said the little nurse, "there are probiotics in yogurt that can help with digestion." ”

"Billions of probiotics, right? Wu Mian asked.

The little nurse had already heard that Wu Mian's topic was a little wrong, she looked at Wu Mian suspiciously, and nodded.

"In fact, this is a well-known story in the academic circle, like diamonds, it is obviously a lie, and after packaging, it can continue to make money, which is really a business genius. Wu Mian said.

"Liar?!" the little nurse was startled.

"yes, the yogurt itself comes from...... Don't talk about this, you go back and check it yourself. "Before the nineteenth century, very few people drank yogurt, until Eliye Ilikh Mechnikov...... This man was a Russian microbiologist and immunologist, one of the pioneers of immune system research, known as the father of human immunology, and the winner of the Nobel Prize in Biology and Medicine in 1908. ”

The little nurse was stunned, she couldn't figure out what Mr. Wu said the Nobel Prize winner was doing.