Chapter 9: A Dangerous World
"Is it that strong?"
Hearing Xu Qing's question, Jiang He's open mouth slowly closed, and he shook his head with a solemn expression, "This kung fu...... Practiced to become an immortal. ”
I really can't imagine that the embroidery needle has such a strong power, and a house is directly pulled away...... Jiang He looked down at her hands, she used it as a hidden weapon at most, hitting a target a few meters away, causing people to suffer a little injury - maybe they couldn't even drill into the bones, and it was difficult for embroidery needles to kill.
"What about this?"
When she was shocked, Xu Qing clicked on another video, this time "Kung Fu".
"The world's martial arts are unbreakable, only fast and unbreakable. 」
The little old man sat on a chair and shot his head with a gun, and Xu Qing explained from the side: "This is a gun...... A super powerful hidden weapon, much more powerful than your dart. ”
The movie screen was slow, Jiang He was unfeeling, and he was still shocked by the embroidery needle he had just seen, as well as the bells and whistles flying around in the sky.
If the second master is allowed to use his two pairs of hammers to smash the stones, he may be able to knock the stones apart if he is reckless, but the person in the movie was knocked away and directly crashed into the stones, whether it is the hardness of the body or the strength received, it is terrifying......
Bang!
Stephen Chow slammed the building into a huge handprint with a palm in the air.
Jiang He was creepy, and subconsciously took a step back, the whole person arched his body like a fried little wild cat, staring at the screen in disbelief, and slowly moved his gaze to Xu Qing's face after a while.
"That's it...... Is your strength strong?"
"No, no, it's all fake!"
Seeing Jiang He taking it so seriously, Xu Qing was instantly stunned, afraid that she would pull herself up and compare.
"I just saw it. ”
"Ahem...... That's what we imagined, and then we figured out how to make a movie with tools – all fake. ”
"Really?" Jiang He obviously didn't believe it.
"Fake...... Phew, really. ”
"True or fake?"
"Really...... Kung Fu is fake. "Xu Qingdan hurts, there is really no way to explain the cognitive gap, it is not in a dimension at all.
He shook the mouse and rummaged through the computer for a while, and found another "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" that he had edited, and played it while explaining.
"You see, how can there be so many clothing styles in the same world, they are all the ancients in our imagination...... No, imaginary martial arts are just placed in an ancient background and then made through props...... Don't you understand?"
"Hmm. ”
"If you don't understand it, when you are familiar with the world, you will be able to understand what is film and art...... Look at this. ”
Xu Qing had no way to let Jiang He learn slowly, so he could only find a way to teach and let her understand the world simply and rudely-after a few days the computer handwriting tablet arrived, and then he would start teaching her to use the computer, anyway, the clipboard still has the function of voice input.
Before that, he had to understand some things about Jiang He's world.
The wonderful fight between Yu Jiaolong and Yu Xiulian was played on the computer, but Jiang He's mind was no longer there.
"Is your master's kung fu so high?"
When the bamboo forest was fighting, Xu Qing asked again.
If this doesn't work, you have to find "Huo Yuanjia" or "One Man's Martial Arts"......
"Almost. Jiang He replied casually, glanced at the two people floating on the bamboo on the screen, paused and added: "In addition to this body method." ”
"Oh, isn't there any light work?"
Xu Qing has some regrets, in his opinion, the most charming place of martial arts is the elegant body and light skills, now it is a harmonious society, who has nothing to do and kills at every turn?
"Yes, but ...... Ordinary people are specialized in one, and it is estimated that only Erniang can do it in the village with such a good body, and her kung fu is not as good as these two people. ”
At the end of the movie clip, Jiang He was still trapped in the palm of Stephen Chow's god in the previous film.
Inhuman!
She looked at the computer screen hesitantly, unable to imagine how a person's kung fu could be practiced to that extent...... No, that should be called a spell.
Xu Qing didn't continue to play the movie, thought about it for a while, searched for the video of Wudang Chen Daochang on the web, and picked out the part of the "Eagle Claw Gong" that shook out the afterimage-
"Eh, wouldn't you do this?"
He raised an eyebrow at Jiang He.
"What is this?"
"Didn't you see it......? Whoa!" Xu Qing waved his hands, imitating a few movements in the video, "Afterimages are shaken out empty-handed, and there is a sound...... It's not that I can't trust you, but I just want to open my eyes. ”
After gradually accepting Jiang He's identity, his curiosity was almost bursting, but Jiang He only showed his dart skills yesterday, and everything else was mediocre.
Jiang He's eyes flickered, he glanced at the computer screen again, took a step back and posed, and learned the video as it was, and the sound of breaking the air sounded between his hands, so startled that Xu Qing half-opened his mouth and looked at her silently.
"Is that so?"
"Yes, yes, yes!"
Xu Qing nodded violently.
Jiang He put away his posture and smiled at Xu Qing, "Tell me when you want to learn, and I'll teach you to stand on the pile." ”
With that, she pulled her clothes awkwardly, took her sword and went back to her room, turned her head to look at the fat cat in the corner of the living room, and closed the door.
There is no good thing in the world for no reason, about Xu Qing's desire to help himself, Jiang He has always reserved his attitude, and always feels that it is not like what Xu Qing said: when the kitten was wandering outside, he also picked it up.
A good person without a purpose is always difficult to reassure.
Now that she has found Xu Qing's purpose, she finally put down the stone in her heart - it turns out that he wants to learn kung fu.
All actions are explained.
Jiang He exhaled, his whole body was much more relaxed, and he slowly pulled out the long sword in his hand, and the picture from the movie just now reappeared in his mind.
The world looks so dangerous......
She measured the size of the room with her eyes, walked around the wall in small steps, held a long sword and pulled out a sword flower, and practiced the sword in this small room.
......
Xu Qing didn't sneakily lean to the door of Jiang He's room to listen to the movement of her room, it was too obscene, and it would be impossible to explain it if it was discovered.
Casually browse the recent news, see if there are supernatural events in other places, naturally there is nothing, last night I had insomnia until very late, after yawning a few times in a row, Xu Qing couldn't hold it anymore, closed the computer and went back to the bedroom, lying on the bed to make up for the nap.
In the opposite room was a woman who had slept with such a wonderful feeling, and after having an even more wonderful dream, he woke up again and it was already dusk.
The afterglow of dusk shone into the house through the window, reflecting the room in warm colors, Xu Qing glanced at the time, rubbed his face and got up to change his clothes, and was ready to take Jiang He out for a walk and see the world.