Lu Weiwei: "......"

Do you feel that you have heard it wrong? Liu Siya, who is a teacher, is going to participate in this kind of training class?

Lu Weiwei felt that she should take a fresh look at the friend and girlfriend in front of her.

If you want to say that it is not a day or two to know her, what kind of character does she not know about Liu Siya?

The eye master is low for many years, and he is about to drag himself to the age of 30.

But now the style of painting has changed, and you want to be a celebrity?

"Liu Siya, come here. Lu Weiwei beckoned to Liu Siya.

Liu Siya was stunned, but she also did as she was told, and slowly approached Lu Weiwei.

Lu Weiwei put the back of her hand on Liu Siya's forehead, pondered for a moment and said, "It's not burning?"

"Oh, my mind is normal, okay? "Liu Siya thought that Lu Weiwei had nothing to explain, and the co-author regarded herself as a brain-dead?

Lu Weiwei also couldn't help but say: "I said Liu Siya, your conditions are also very good, and there are many people who like you, and your career is not bad, aren't you just a celebrity?"

"How am I a celebrity? You don't know me?" Liu Siya pondered for a moment, and then leaned over to Lu Weiwei and whispered: "Weiwei, let me tell you, no matter how hard I try, I can only do this." ”

"I told you before that those two blind dates were introduced to me by my friends, but the conditions are like this, there are pros and cons to each other, but if I join the celebrity training class under my current conditions, the high-quality resources I will be exposed to will definitely be much better than now. ”

"At that time, I won't have to make so many difficult choices......"

"You can stop. Before Liu Siya could finish speaking, Lu Weiwei directly interrupted the conversation.

You know, Lu Weiwei has not been a police officer for a day or two, and of course she knows that there are many such training courses on the market.

The so-called celebrities are just assembly line products.

Today Jing'an Diba, tomorrow Pudong Nazha, Ritz-Carlton afternoon tea during the day, and Bulgari Hotel at night to see the prosperity of Lujiazui.

carried Hermes to see paintings, flirted with Jinlao boys, and laughed at those who had no money to drive BMWs, and Porsche Ferrari was worthy of her.

To be honest, Lu Weiwei has no discriminatory views on celebrities, but there are too many fake celebrities on the market now, and most of them are fishing for golden beetles with utilitarian psychology.

If you want to talk about this routine, Lu Weiwei has also seen it.

It's nothing more than these fake ladies fighting for afternoon tea in hotels, and second-hand stockings.

No matter how you look at it, it looks like a circle-breaking practice of the sharing economy.

In order to disguise herself as a high-end atmosphere and a quiet celebrity, I feel that this bit of diaphragm is nothing to them.

also listened to Lu Weiwei's general explanation, Liu Siya nodded silently: "Lu Weiwei, there is also this situation you mentioned." ”

"Maybe you've also seen some, in the circle of friends of various famous bags and watches display, maybe you also know that behind these famous bags and watches, there may be a string of WeChat spelling groups. ”

"Luxury goods can be spelled, afternoon tea can be spelled, second-hand stockings can be spelled, and even dozens of people in a hotel can share a room. ”

"Even some people who engage in pyramid schemes call themselves experts, but don't think that the celebrity sisters are very low, they are the ones who really understand consumerism. ”

"Uh......"

Do you feel that this is still the Liu Siya you know?

This thinking feels like brainwashing.

Lu Weiwei was a little worried, worried that Liu Siya was too deep in these training institutions, and kindly reminded: "Siya, are you okay?" I'm just talking casually, don't be so excited." ”

"Am I excited? I didn't, right?" Liu Siya's emotions were indeed a little excited, but she didn't admit it, and continued to explain to Lu Weiwei:

"I said Weiwei, we participate in this kind of celebrity training, it is an actuarial marriage, and we don't scatter eagles if we don't see rabbits, although it sounds good, we are peerless smart people who fish for golden beetles and catch Wang Lao Wu. ”

"But have you ever wondered why such shrewd celebrities are so happy to do these things that we seem stupid?"

Lu Weiwei pondered for a few seconds, and asked weakly, "Can you really catch a golden beetle?"

"Absolutely. Liu Siya smiled happily, and then said: "Do you know that in production management, there is a kind of law called Heinrich?"

Lu Weiwei shook her head: "I haven't heard of it." ”

Liu Siya suddenly smiled lightly and said: "In fact, this Heinrich law is about 1,000 hidden dangers behind a serious accident. ”

Lu Weiwei still shook her head: "I still don't understand what it means." ”

"So be it. Liu Siya was immersed for a few seconds, then raised her head and said: "In other words, when you find a cockroach, there are already thousands of cockroaches in this room. ”

And to apply this rule, that is, a celebrity who has been exposed in an accident, there should be at least 1,000 noblewomen standing behind her who have successfully caught the golden beetle. ”

Therefore, those who successfully went ashore in this circle have formed a strong demonstration effect, attracting latecomers to flock to them. ”

"You think it's ridiculous, but these low-end tactics really work. ”

"Siya, I think you should be calm. ”

"Huh. Hearing Lu Weiwei's words, Liu Siya was a little excited and said: "Lu Weiwei, do you think I'm not calm? No, let me tell you, I'm very calm, and I know it very well." ”

"Do you know why many celebrities engage in a bunch of luxury goods and post them on Moments? Why do they have to take pictures? ”

"Since ancient times, we have said that wealth does not return to the hometown, such as brocade night travel, and now we should say that wealth does not send a circle of friends, such as brocade night travel. ”

"If you don't take pictures, isn't this good meal eaten in vain?

Lu Weiwei looked at the food in front of her, and before she could speak, Liu Siya took out her mobile phone, chose a good angle, and took pictures of the dishes on the table one by one.

and said with a light smile to Lu Weiwei: "So, you also saw it just now, taking pictures of meals and posting them to Moments, that's the reason." ”

"When you come out for a meal, wouldn't you eat in vain if you don't take pictures?" Show your quality of life and attract target users, is there a lower cost than taking photos to optimize your circle of friends?"

"Liu Siya, I think it's ......"

"I don't want you to think, I want me to feel. Before Lu Weiwei finished speaking, Liu Siya directly interrupted: "The jargon in our circle, this is called display optimization." ”

"In terms of marketing, it is called the visualization of selling points, and the purpose is to show their high value, attract target groups, and filter low-end customers. ”

Lu Weiwei nodded silently, pretending to echo Liu Siya, and then said: "But this kind of marketing is too fake, many of them are fighting for luxury goods in the group, and even for hotel afternoon tea, everything is spelling, do you think this is not hypocritical?"

Maybe Lu Weiwei's words were a little too heavy, and Lu Weiwei also felt that Liu Siya was hurt a little?

But as a result, Liu Siya not only did not get angry, but smiled and said with an educational tone: "Lu Weiwei, some people may think that these celebrities who love to fight hard to win are really low, but think about it the other way, shouldn't group rent be the correct use of luxury?"

"Huh?" I feel that this teacher's thinking ability is really different.

But before Lu Weiwei could refute, Liu Siya continued to laugh and said: "This is the real efficiency maximization." ”

"Now everyone is criticizing luxury goods as consumerist brainwashing, and a bag printed with a logo can be sold for tens of thousands. ”

"But the rich also use it to pretend to be forced, so what is the essential difference between renting and buying?"

"Since they are all rents, what is the essential difference between one-person rents and group rents?"

"Buying a luxury item is nothing more than to go around in front of acquaintances, fight for face and breath, what's the use of keeping it after showing off?"

Glancing at Lu Weiwei, who was a little confused, Liu Siya continued to brainwash and said: "Think about it, don't all the time of luxury goods outside of social occasions belong to valuable time? From this point of view, it is better to buy than to rent, and rent is not as good as group rent." ”

"And these sisters are the real fighters against consumerism, celebrities forced the luxury industry, forced into the single group to tremble, who would have thought that these luxury brands, the boutique sickles created by century-old stores, could end up in the end that everyone can go on?"

"And the concept, price system, and product system created by these luxury brands can all be broken here, which is the real luxury and consumption sinking. ”

Lu Weiwei trembled a little: "When you say this, do you feel like you are spelling out the sharing economy?"

"Isn't it the sharing economy?" Feeling that Lu Weiwei was a little enlightened, Liu Siya smiled and said: "This sharing economy is popularized here, and the concept of fighting more provinces and more is changing the world here." ”

"If we assume, I mean, if we see fishing for golden beetles as a business, then the ladies are absolutely wolf-like. ”

Lu Weiwei was completely panicked: "Wolf nature?"

"That's right. Feeling that he now occupies the dominant position in the discourse, he is about to brainwash Lu Weiwei successfully, Liu Siya hurriedly said:

"Lu Weiwei, do you think, more than a dozen people fight for the hotel in the middle of the night, get stuck in and take turns to take pictures, can you stick to it without any perseverance?"

Lu Weiwei shook her head.

"That's right. Liu Siya smiled indifferently and said: "So more than a dozen people fight for afternoon tea, going in and out just to take a high-end hotel exterior scene, can you do it?"

"I can't do it. Lu Weiwei continued to shake her head like a rattle.

But Liu Siya was tired of brainwashing and said: "So even if you are a full-time photographer with this work intensity, you will probably be tired and paralyzed at the end of the day." ”

"What geniuses are there in this world? They just spend other people's coffee time rushing to the field and fishing for golden beetles. ”

"Even second-hand stockings turned into three hands and four hands, if it were you, would you be able to wear them?"

Seeing that Lu Weiwei continued to shake her head, Liu Siya simply patted Lu Weiwei on the shoulder, and communicated with her with a smile: "So if you are willing to endure hardships, can be motivated, and are open-minded, such a person will not be too bad in any industry." ”

"In order to marry into a wealthy family and achieve financial freedom, what's wrong with the sisters fighting for luxury? ”

"If you look at the kidney-shaving customers who buy apples in society, the young people who borrow usury in order to buy famous brands, do the celebrities seem to be shrewd and save too much?"

And the top ladies rendered in the TV series are all famous bags and shoes that fill the room, and they even wear them for a day after they are bought. ”

"I think this kind of behavior is any different from the celebrities in the single group who wear a photo once, except for spending more money?"

"In my opinion, the biggest waste is to provide luxury goods like a father. ”

"Taking pictures to capture the pulp is the real best use of things, and it is the best way for luxury goods to shine for the working people and contribute surplus value......

Lu Weiwei couldn't listen to it anymore, and felt that Liu Siya must have taken a course.

If it weren't for the fact that he was a policeman, he would probably believe it.

just said casually: "But stockings are also spelling, this is too exaggerated, I definitely can't accept it." ”

"You can't accept it because you don't need to be in this circle, you are young and beautiful, you have a good career, and you have beautiful people by your side, so of course you don't care. ”

Liu Siya looked at Lu Weiwei in front of her, and even a little jealous.

Lu Weiwei also felt that Liu Siya's eyes had changed when she looked at her, and hurriedly comforted her: "I'll just talk about it, don't be angry." ”

"I'm not angry, why am I angry? Isn't it just that I was born not as good as you, my family conditions are worse than yours, and my fate is not as good as yours. ”

Liu Siya picked up the drink, suddenly took a sip, and said with a sigh: "You think that Gucci stockings for hundreds of dollars have to be singled, and it is very low to wear three-handed and four-handed goods, but this is actually pretending to be forced to save money." ”

"If you want me to say, celebrities are the real consumerist killers who step on luxury goods and create rich women in many good provinces. ”

"Let's take the red sea market for mass production in the green tea industry, the peers are all artificial celebrities, is it easy to be wary of a bunch of gold-plated turtle sons-in-law who are white prostitutes?"

"You may have known before, didn't there be a celebrity overturned? But after the overturn, the celebrities and rich people are becoming more and more vigilant about these Internet celebrity industrial products. ”

"In the past, it was enough to wear makeup, but now I still have to engage in green tea style, take the innocent route, and even fight for vision and manage personality. ”

Lu Weiwei smiled lightly and said: "But pretending to be Bai Fumei, fighting for taste, and fighting for academic qualifications, this is a proper arms race?"

"Is it easy for sisters to repair a pond?" Liu Siya said, and went back directly.

Lu Weiwei had nothing to say, so she could only pick up the chopsticks and pretend to change the topic: "The meat is cooked, I'll eat it first." ”

Seeing Lu Weiwei like this, but Liu Siya's brainwashing did not end, she directly picked up the drink cup and skimmed her chin: "Lu Weiwei, let's toast." ”

"Good. Lu Weiwei put down her chopsticks, picked up the cup and leaned in.

The two of them had another drink.

Liu Siya then gave Lu Weiwei a barbecue and said, "You eat more, in fact, my sister has experienced much more things than you." ”

"Take the so-called celebrities you and I mentioned, in fact, they also need to rely on vision and insight, and they also need to accumulate a lot of experience to guide practice. ”

"The rich are not stupid, they are all scarce species plus human essence, if you want to stand out, you must have full marks in acting skills, eyes like torches, and eyes like fire. ”

"This is a slight mistake, losing one's body to play with is a small one, missing a good opportunity is a big thing, and being full of blood and tears is an opportunity cost. ”

"So many people will have preconceived ideas, thinking that celebrities are all masters who hate to marry, all for the sake of fishing for golden beetles, you think people are spending money, but people are actually making money. ”

"Taking pictures in a group is just the cost of this transaction, take you Lu Weiwei as an example, do you dare to guarantee that there are not a bunch of people in your circle of friends who do medical beauty, do micro-business, and engage in successful learning and selling courses?"

"Well, I think there is. Lu Weiwei pondered for a few seconds, feeling that what she said was true.

"That's it. Seeing that Lu Weiwei agreed, Liu Siya also smiled lightly and said: "Are they all top ones who don't have to go to work?

"And all day long is to take a bunch of beautiful photos? Let me tell you, this is what the sisters just need. ”

"The luxury circle of friends creates a style, you can mention Maserati, why can't I mention a five-star hotel?"

"Sister, I feel like these people are real marketing gurus. Lu Weiwei listened to Liu Siya's words, and suddenly had a feeling of being sudden.

Do you feel like you've been brainwashed?

Liu Siya saw that she had a play, so she asked Lu Weiwei again: "So sister, ...... the 50,000 yuan?"

"Now if you want to borrow tens of thousands of dollars, there is really no need to ask me to borrow it. Before Liu Siya finished speaking, Lu Weiwei hurriedly interrupted: "Like what kind of flower is now, 360 white strips, less than 200,000 is no problem, unless you borrow money and don't pay it back, you can delay it for a day, otherwise it is easy to borrow money." ”

Lu Weiwei's voice fell, but Liu Siya pondered.

After a while, she raised her head slightly, looked at Lu Weiwei and said embarrassedly: "I can't hide it, I have already borrowed the platform that should be borrowed, and it is too expensive, so I can only ask you for help." ”

"What? You borrowed so much money?" At first, I didn't feel that there was anything wrong with Liu Siya, but now when she heard it, Lu Weiwei was startled on the spot.

Is this still the Liu Siya I know? I feel like if you don't go to Shibei for three days, and you will be in a lot of debt?

Isn't that scary?

So Lu Weiwei hurriedly asked again: "By the way, what kind of celebrity training class are you applying for?"

"It's pretty high-end anyway. Liu Siya lowered her head and said a little embarrassed: "To put it simply, this kind of celebrity training class has opened a lot of courses. ”

"There are so many things to learn, such as the prosperous family class, the first lady class, the aura queen class, the celebrity lady class or something. ”

"Is this really the name of the course? Are you sure it's not the name of the QQ show?" Lu Weiwei became more and more confused the more she listened, and she shuddered: "Then what do you have to learn?"

Liu Siya immediately sat up straight, and also gestured with her hands: "There are a lot of content like this course, such as socializing with boys, tea art, flower arrangement, etiquette, equestrian, golf and red wine, etc. ”

"Then why do you have to pay three or five thousand for this training fee?" Lu Weiwei felt that there was a lot of content.

But Liu Siya laughed dryly twice and shook her head: "Three or five thousand, hehe, you are naïve, let me tell you, a complete training for 10 days, the price is 80,000." ”

"80,000?" Lu Weiwei suddenly chuckled when she heard the price.

Xin said that he had the 80,000 yuan, so how many potato chips did he have to buy?

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