Heavenly Court, Nine Heavens, Tushi Palace, the first alchemist of the Three Realms, the residence of Taishang Laojun.

Taishang Laojun had a serious face, and after waving his hand to drive away the fire boy, Sun Wukong behind him followed closely and locked the door.

"Boss, hurry up and take out the things and see what kind of thing it is!"

Before the person ran to him, Sun Wukong beckoned to Taishang Laojun again and again, and his face full of monkey hair couldn't stop the redness of excitement.

Taishang Laojun smiled, didn't speak, waved his hand at the ground that had been cleared a long time ago, and scattered two terminals emitting green smoke.

It's these two guys, who don't sleep in the middle of the night, just thinking about the massive amount of merit that this terminal will bring to them after it spreads.

In fact, they didn't want to squat at the beginning to pick up leaks, and the initial idea was to open their mouths directly to ask Zhen Hao for one.

It's not because they like to stretch out their hands and come, but looking at Zhen Hao's indifferent appearance, the chance of success is not small if they want to come and ask for one.

But when they were in the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, they overheard the transaction between Zhen Hao and Yang Jian, and the indescribable transaction really scared these two ...... A 10,000-year-old man, a monkey who can no longer be straight.

So at this moment, a person and a monkey looked at each other...... No, to be precise, it was Taishang Laojun who glanced at Sun Wukong's eyes and understood what Sun Wukong meant.

Sun Wukong glanced at Taishang Laojun and didn't see the eyes in his squinting eyes, but he guessed what Taishang Laojun meant.

One person and one monkey coincided, and after the next dynasty, he didn't return home, so he kept squatting in Yuelao Palace looking for opportunities.

But who would have thought that Zhen Hao didn't go to Yuelao Palace in the first place, and when he came back, it was dark.

And at this time, Taishang Laojun and Sun Wukong, who couldn't wait for a long time, to be precise, it was Sun Wukong, who was in a hurry, who pulled Taishang Laojun to pick peaches.

After coming back from eating and drinking, it was when Yang Jian's active skills had just failed.

When the two men saw this, they turned into grass, and the other into a cover hidden in the grass...... Ahem, caterpillars hiding in the grass.

Demacia!

There is a saying how to say, the sky is cloudy and sunny, people have good and bad luck, misfortune and fortune, blessing and misfortune depend, this person and a monkey just squatted here, when the head door smashed down two broken terminals.

Although it is not intact, it is a pity, but Tai Bai Xing and Sun Wukong agreed, Qi Qi said, just repair something, this will definitely not be difficult for the two of them little geniuses, it is definitely a piece of cake...... bar.

Looking at the unknown metal parts scattered all over the place in front of them, as well as a bunch of parts made of unknown materials, Tai Bai Xing and Sun Wukong were dumbfounded.

"What, didn't you say a piece of cake, old man, you give a show to open my grandson's eyes. ”

The two eyes met, and the monkey head took the lead in exporting, preemptively, blocking Taibai Shanglaojun's idea of wanting to shirk responsibility.

Taishang Laojun was silent, stroked his beard with his hand, looked at a large number of strange-shaped parts on the ground, felt that his scalp was a little numb, and stood stunned, without moving.

Sun Wukong raised his eyebrows, clasped his hands to his chest, and the corners of his mouth rose slightly: "What, old man, are you not good? If you can't do it, you just say, don't hold yourself back for that face." ”

Taishang Laojun's heart trembled, the word "no" kept echoing in the old heart's liver, and under the trembling in his hands, he accidentally pulled off two slender white beards.

How can a man say that he can't do it?

The red face turned around, and the old face approached Sun Wukong: "I was not the only one who said this piece of cake, and you also said it at the time, why didn't you do it?"

Sun Wukong shrugged his shoulders, spread out a pair of hairy palms, and looked innocent: "Because I'm shameless." ”

The scene fell silent, Taishang Laojun was silent, his eyes widened, and even a gap could be faintly seen, and the old mouth kept snorting.

Taishang Laojun: I really wanted to say something, but after thinking about it carefully, I still won't say it.

I was speechless......

Ten minutes later, Taishang Laojun and Sun Wukong gave up their indifferent arguments, and squatted on the floor together, looking at the parts on the ground and worrying.

Sun Wukong had a pile of rice paper next to him, as well as a few brushes, looked at the dense parts on the ground, and then looked at the thick rice paper on the side, his face was a little pale, and the monkey's paws trembled a little.

Taishang Laojun didn't have anything around him, but he was also pale, and his two dry and wrinkled old hands were trembling all the time.

Sun Wukong looked at Taishang Laojun on the side, his monkey face was tangled, and he hesitated: "Old man, does your method really work? Don't end up working for a long time, and you don't get any benefits." ”

"Don't worry, this time it will be absolutely foolproof, and there will be no accidents!"

Taishang Laojun's face was determined, as if it was really as foolproof as he said.

But when he was cut open, the old heart inside had been in a state of high school fall, and there was no bottom underneath.

To put it bluntly, even he has no bottom in his heart, he is dying to save face and suffer crimes, and he is strong in his heart.

"Last time, you said it was a piece of cake, but you didn't even eat oil and water, who knows what the situation is this time......

Sun Wukong pursed his lips and whispered, but he didn't say much, picked up the brush on the side and licked it in his mouth, and glanced at Taishang Laojun beside him: "Come on, old man, start your performance." ”

Taishang Laojun glanced at Sun Wukong, who was ready to go, did not speak, turned his head and looked at the parts on the ground with a solemn face.

Stretching out his old hand, he casually picked up a golden glittering part that looked like a screw, and Taishang Laojun hit a mana on it, and then closed his eyes, the palm of his right hand was facing up, and his five fingers were frantically pinching.

What a god! This TM trend of thought is too avant-garde!

If you can't guess what the parts are for, you can use your professional knowledge to tell the fortune of the parts!

High, really high, really high, unattainable!

After a while, Taishang Laojun stopped the movement in his hand and handed the part to Sun Wukong: "There are iron, gold, and C in it...... Stationary. ”

Sun Wukong took the screw, hesitated for a moment, opened his mouth and asked, "What is C?"

......

The next morning, Zhen Hao was woken up by the sound of the door calling, it was Yang Jian, who couldn't wait to rescue his sister, and Chang'e, who had been with him all night.

Chang'e (?????? ?? ??????)

washed with a black face, opened the door, and let the two of them in, and then Zhen Hao took advantage of Yang Jian's back to him and kicked the fat big gluteal muscles of his buttocks.

didn't kick it, but was blocked by Yang Jian, who had a strong sense of battle.

But Zhen Hao didn't have a little loss on his face, he hugged his chest with his hands, and looked at Yang Jian, who looked back at him expressionlessly, with an arrogant look of "I will eat you".

Last night, Yang Jian's video of himself lying on the wall is still in his hands, can he jump up?

Knowing what Zhen Hao meant, Yang Jian turned his head silently, without saying a word, and slightly pouted his ass at Zhen Hao.

Chang'e on the side covered her mouth in pain, her big eyes flashed, the mist gradually accumulated, and there were faint water fluctuations.

This familiar action must have been ...... yesterday It has been devastated like never before.

No wonder last night asked for such ...... She shouldn't have refused......

Without waiting for Chang'e to start compiling the plot after that, Zhen Hao kicked out again, kicked Yang Jian's ass, and kicked him staggering.

Zhen Hao didn't spare his hand...... didn't release the water, although he didn't use all his strength, but he also used five or six percent, Yang Jian was definitely uncomfortable this time.

In fact, it is true, after stumbling two steps and standing firmly, he couldn't help but gasp, rubbing the big gluteal muscles that are now comparable to a certain star-spangled buttocks man, and grinning.

Seeing that Chang'e had a posture of wanting to theorize with Zhen Hao, Yang Jian, who didn't want Zhen Hao to go out and didn't want to discuss more about this matter, directly dragged Chang'e into the Yuelao Palace.

Chang'e was naturally unwilling, and glared at Zhen Hao fiercely, but she didn't struggle vigorously, and let Yang Jian pull her into the house.

As soon as the camera turned, Zhen Hao pushed open the door of the house where Jade Rabbit and Roaring Sky Dog were held.

As soon as he entered the door, the feeling of wet and slimy soles made Zhen Hao couldn't help frowning.

As far as the eye can see, I see that the dog has bitten off the chain, and is now squatting in front of the mobile phone that plays the tutorial of braised rabbit head and spicy rabbit legs, next to it is a rabbit cage that has been tattered.

His eyes lit up, and the saliva in the dog's mouth flowed to the ground...... It's a miracle that the phone hasn't been flooded yet.

Glancing at the Howling Sky Dog with a disgusted expression, Zhen Hao looked at the tattered rabbit cage on the side, and his brows furrowed even tighter.

Seeing that the Roaring Sky Dog is now greedy for this crazy dog, Zhen Hao has reason to suspect that it has done that bad thing to the Jade Rabbit.

It's just that...... Zhen Hao looked around at the wet ground, but he didn't find a trace of blood.

Could it be ...... This jade rabbit is not ......

"Howling Dog, what about Jade Rabbit? You're not going to eat her, are you?"

Hearing this, the roaring dog raised his head, and looked at Zhen Hao's dog eyes emitting a faint green light, and it was a little scary to look at it.

The dog rolled his eyes humanely, tilted his head to the side, raised his chin on the bed not far away, and then lowered his head again and began to taste...... Enjoy the food.

Hey, this dead dog~ kind of interesting!

Hehe laughed, no longer bothered with the whistling dog, Zhen Hao looked at the carved wooden bed of red sandalwood not far away, where the bed curtain had been pulled up.

The bed curtain trembled slightly, Zhen Hao originally thought it was blowing in the wind, but after the head of the roaring dog, he looked at it again, and the more he looked at it, the more he felt that there was something hidden inside.

In a dark hut like this, with curtains, bed curtains, half-open and half-closed cabinet doors, and the dark and damp bed, which seems to beckon to you, children must not look at such a place, because it is terrifying, and it will kill people if they see it.

But it's not......

Zhen Hao strode to the bed, laughed three times, rubbed his hands and sang the nursery rhyme he sang to Niu Erhua last night.

"Little rabbit, open the door, Daddy wants to enter ......"

Pull back the bed curtains, there are no rabbits...... There's a bunny girl!

The familiar rabbit ears on the head, as well as the short rabbit tail trembling behind the buttocks, are all telling Zhen Hao that this little girl is the Jade Rabbit.

The bed curtain was opened, the cold wind blew in, the shivering Jade Rabbit stiffened, slowly turned around, and saw Zhen Hao's uneven face in this gloomy cabin, his small mouth pouted, the mist in his eyes rose, and the big tears of beans rolled down after him.

Turning his head, he hurriedly slipped into the quilt beside him, trying to shrink himself into a ball, and then ....... Keep shaking.

Zhen Hao was dumbfounded, swallowed his saliva, his brain went blank, and at this moment he had only one thought.

Aren't all demon transformations all clothed...... Could it be ...... Is it because the Jade Rabbit Demon Power is not enough and has not fully transformed?

Looking at the trembling and cowardly mass in front of him, Zhen Hao swallowed a mouthful of saliva again, and wanted to start, but he didn't dare.

If Niu Erhua knew about this, he would not be able to transform into Sailor Moon on the spot and press him to the ground and rub him into small cakes......

Swallowing a mouthful of saliva again, Zhen Hao reluctantly turned his head, wanting to go, Niu Erhua called over...... Wait a minute!

The corners of Zhen Hao's mouth rose, gradually metamorphosed, and took out a bright and translucent carrot from the system space, which was the carrot that made the little rabbit obedient.

As soon as the carrots came out, a strange fragrance that could not be smelled by humans and dogs instantly permeated the entire gloomy cabin, and the bed was constantly trembling, and the jade rabbit that was trying to shrink into a ball suddenly stood still.

After three or five breaths, a small bunny in the quilt began to squirm again, poking out a delicate little face with a little flesh.

The big eyes were sparkling and rippling, staring directly at the carrot in Zhen Hao's hand, and the expectation in it was almost overflowing.

The corners of Zhen Hao's mouth rose to the back of his ears, smiled with what he thought was a warm spring breeze, and shook the carrot in his hand in front of the Jade Rabbit's eyes.

In the tone of a little girl who took the lollipop with the strange millet and said, "Little Bunny, do you want to eat it?"

Yutu's two pairs of big eyes stared directly at the carrot in Zhen Hao's hand, his little head kept shaking from side to side, and he nodded subconsciously.

Then he quickly shook his head, and Zhen Hao, who didn't look like a good person timidly, felt a little chilly in his body without rabbit fur.

Zhen Hao smiled like a "warm spring breeze", handed the carrot in his hand directly to the jade rabbit, and did not say something similar to "Do you want it.....?

Then seeing that Yutu didn't dare to reach out to take it, Zhen Hao also put the carrot on the bed and took two steps back.

"Huh~!!"

A sound of breaking the air suddenly remembered, Zhen Hao only saw a white shadow flickering in front of his eyes, and then the carrot on the bed disappeared.

After that, there was a gnawing sound from the quilt.

Zhen Hao grinned, turned around and exited the room, and before leaving, he pulled out the roaring dog that was holding his mobile phone and refused to let go.

Ten minutes later, the main hall of the Yuelao Palace.

Zhen Hao sat with a serious face and sat upright, Niu Erhua on the left was around Zhen Hao's arm, his little face was frosty, his eyes looked coldly at the jade rabbit on Zhen Hao's right hand, and Qianqian's jade hand kept signaling on Zhen Hao's waist.

On the right side, the little jade rabbit who turned into a human shape, wearing short-sleeved hot pants and less than one meter and a half, held Zhen Hao's big hand stubbornly, and his little head was pillowed on Zhen Hao's thigh, rubbing back and forth, his big eyes narrowed into a slit, and his little face was full of happiness.

Anyway, it's really a rabbit, isn't it a kitten?

Ahead, Yang Jian Yang Jian glanced at the roaring dog squatting under his feet with disgust, and looked at the jade rabbit with a little envy, especially the eye-catching thighs outside the shorts, he knew that he also had a rabbit at the beginning......

However, Yang Jian glanced at Chang'e beside him and felt that it was not bad to raise such a white rabbit...... It would be even better if you could wear all that kind of clothes.

On the side, Chang'e hugged Yang Jian's arm like a jade rabbit, her big eyes widened, and she looked blankly at the jade rabbit that had transformed overnight.

The transformation didn't surprise her so much, but this jade rabbit could be so kind to Zhen Hao, who had always wanted to eat her, this ...... It's not scientific at all!

"How do you ...... Why isn't Jade Rabbit afraid of you?"

"How fresh, I already told you yesterday, I'm a good person who loves small animals!"

"Mmmm, Brother Zhen Hao is a good person!"

Zhen Hao was so pleased that he laughed heartily, touched the little head of the Jade Rabbit, and at the same time squinted his eyes and glanced at Yang Jian and Chang'e with disdain.

"Everyone can see that you two are ...... I don't rarely say that you two are still immortals who have lived for thousands of years, phew! blind immortals!"

"Slightly slightly!blind fairy!" x2

Yutu and Niu Erhua echoed in unison, and at the same time stuck out their tongues at Yang Jian and Chang'e, and then suddenly turned around, looking at each other coldly through Zhen Hao, like fire and water, eager to fight on the spot.

Yang Jian: "......"

Chang'e: (っ °Д °;) This is definitely not my jade rabbit.,Fake、It's all fake.,Hehe......

At the same time, the Nine Heavens of Heaven and the Tushi Palace.

After working all night, Taishang Laojun and Sun Wukong, who had never rested, were still working hard.

Sun Wukong's face is really . Monkey anxious, anxious really . Scratching his ears and cheeks, jumping up and down, looking at Taishang Laojun, whose eyes were closed tightly and his face was pale, the monkey's mouth snorted several times, but he didn't make a sound.

But the monkey is still a monkey, and his nature is difficult to change, and after the twenty-third time, he finally opened the monkey's mouth: "Old man, what's the matter with you, it's been half an hour since the last pinch, can you do it?"

Taishang Laojun didn't finish the calculation here, and the soul painter Sun Wukong had nothing to do, and he was about to grow a cat when he was idle.

At the beginning, Taishang Laojun pinched and calculated quite quickly, and he could pinch one piece in an average of four or five minutes.

But after all, the old man is old and his physical strength is exhausted, and in the end, the speed of calculation is getting slower and slower, and it has not been finished until half an hour.

At least in the eyes of Sun Wukong.

In fact, at this time, Taishang Laojun had already finished his calculations, and he was now pretending, and he was fishing for an opportunity to recover his mana and physical strength.

After all, he is old and physically exhausted, and this is not a lie.

But now Sun Wukong can't wait, and began to urge, although Taishang Laojun has the heart to delay for a while, but in the face of "can you do it", this kind of soul questioning, he said that he can absolutely do it!

The old man talks about juvenile madness!

Taishang Laojun: (?? ?? _??)??