931, who is he?
At the wine table, a few old brothers chatted very happily.
It seems that people are really here to drink, and the amount of alcohol is not bad.
Gu Chen sometimes envied these people who could brag to their heart's content after drinking.
At least they not only have good wine, but also have pleasure.
On the entire wine table, Gu Chen probably observed that almost all of them had big bellies, how could this make his eight-pack abs embarrassing?
The best eloquence is Jiang Hua around him, and he speaks in a set, or he is almost a little expert?
From the moment he sat down, he relied on his three-inch incorruptible tongue to become the most popular one in the crowd at this table.
"Brother, you Jiangbei people are quite capable of drinking, what do you think of it compared to Yun Guichuan?" The middle-aged man saw Jiang Hua's various beeps, and he also asked him with interest.
Jiang Hua grinned and replied calmly: "As the saying goes, there are no absolutes in the world, you must know that friends in Yunnan, Guichuan and other places drink with bowls." ”
"Have you ever been to Yunguichuan?" another man asked him.
Jiang Hua smiled: "I've been to a lot of places, let me tell you, I once saw the proprietress drinking four men alone in a restaurant in Yunnan Province, and guess what?"
"How...... What's the matter?" the middle-aged fat man wondered.
Jiang Hua patted his thigh, gave a thumbs up and said: "Hey, hey, that's really amazing, but the boss lady is fine, the four men, none of them can get out, you just say cow is not cow, right?"
"Is it really that powerful?" said another bald man.
"Of course, what I saw with my own eyes, can there be a fake?" Jiang Hua saw that everyone admired, and the conversation became smoother:
"Of course, when it comes to drinking, I can't fail to mention my big Jiangbei, there are few people in Jiangbei who don't drink a drop of alcohol, but whoever can hold a wine glass, put two or three people alone, that's not a problem. ”
"That's true. An uncle who seemed to have been in Jiangbei nodded in agreement: "Jiangbei people are very good at drinking, I have also seen it, drink with them, but I am afraid that when you want to run, you will not be able to run, and if you drink too much, you must have some beer to penetrate, then the drinking method, Jiangnan people will definitely collapse." ”
"Hahaha!"
Hearing the uncle's words, everyone laughed.
Another middle-aged greasy man also said: "Oh yes, if a friend from Jiangbei comes to your house, and you find that his eyes suddenly light up, don't get me wrong, it may not be because of you, it may be that he saw the wine in your refrigerator." ”
"That's true. Seeing that the middle-aged greasy man blew the cowhide, Jiang Hua, who is from Jiangbei, couldn't help but nod his head with melon seeds: "If Jiangbei people are coming for your wine, then the Northeast people are going for your life." ”
"If you ask a Northeast guy how much he gets drunk, he'll tell you that he doesn't know how much he's going to get drunk, because every time he gets drunk, he's full before he gets drunk. ”
"Haha, that's right, I'm full. ”
"I have a customer from the Northeast, and he can really drink it. ”
"That's right, after all, people in the Northeast grew up drinking Dahuahe, Dajiafeng, and Da Green Sticks, who dares to say that they can't drink it, then you can just stand up and try it. ”
"Then the Northeast should be invincible in drinking, right?"
Seeing that everyone was blowing, Gu Chen sat in the middle of these people, feeling out of place.
The uncle who happened to be sitting next to him suddenly asked, and Gu Chen also answered casually: "What about the people in Mengqu?"
"Mengqu?" Jiang Hua also patted his head when he heard this: "Oh, I almost forgot about my friends in Mongolia, as a Jiangbei person who has drunk with Northeast people, I think Northeast people don't dare to drink with friends in Mongolia." ”
Seeing that everyone looked like they had never seen the world, Jiang Hua also swallowed melon seeds, and explained to everyone seriously:
"Drink with people in Mongolia, they can drink in minutes until you doubt your life, so remember the first rule of life, don't compare the amount of alcohol with friends in Mongolia. ”
"Otherwise, it's hard to say whether you can see the sun the next day after a meal. ”
"Are the people in the Mongolian District really so good at drinking? Yunguichuan and the Northeast can't compare?"
In the crowd, I don't know who mentioned it, Jiang Hua saw that the crumbs of melon seeds in his hand were lost, clapped his hands and said with a light smile:
"I said brother, men in Mongolia drink arrogantly, women drink heartily, and girls who can drink there are generally not easy to mess with. ”
"Poof!" As soon as he heard Jiang Hua talking nonsense, the middle-aged man also smiled and said, "It's like you provoked a woman in the Mongolian area." ”
"Hey, then I really saw it when I was in the Northeast. Seeing that the middle-aged man was skeptical, Jiang Hua suddenly stopped:
"Speaking of the woman in this Mongolian area, drinking is really amazing. ”
"At the wine table, as long as a girl takes the initiative to hold up the wine glass, it is estimated that her true thoughts in her heart are, if you can't drink me today, I will drink you down, which is different from you southern girls. ”
"Southern girls are different?" Gu Chen sounded quite strange, so he asked Jiang Hua, "What's different?"
"Ugh. Jiang Hua hesitated for a few seconds, then replied with a smile: "For example, if you ask a southern girl out for a drink, as long as the girl can agree, then she may be a little interesting to you." ”
"Because she may not be going for drinking, but for your people, even if she doesn't drink, eating is also a truth, do you think so?"
When Jiang Hua said this, Gu Chen also thought about it carefully.
Indeed, every time Gu Chen proposed to go out to eat, Lu Weiwei was the first to follow.
Even if Lu Weiwei is busy with work or on vacation, as long as she hears that she is eating out at night, she can appear in front of her like a ghost.
Gu Chen couldn't remember how many times he had eaten out with Lu Weiwei, it seemed that it was the smell of food outside, or was it really for himself?
Thinking of this, he was suddenly interrupted by Jiang Hua: "Gu Chen, I see that you are so handsome, there should be a lot of girls who want to eat with you, right?"
"It's okay. Gu Chen nodded silently, feeling that Jiang Hua had a lot of experience, and what he said seemed to make sense.
Jiang Hua saw the stitches, and said directly: "Southern girls are like this, but our northern girls are different, you ask her out for a drink, even if she agrees, her heart is very simple, maybe she only has one idea, that is, to drink you to death." ”
"Haha. ”
"So, you northern girls are much more interesting than us southern girls?"
"You can't say that, can you? ”
"Yes, the northern girl is bold, the southern girl is shy. ”
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Under the crowd, the crowd in the hotel also increased, and soon, various dishes were served one after another.
Jiang Hua paused for his chopsticks and said familiarly: "Let's go, let's go, there's nothing particular here, they are all friends and relatives of the Zhang family." ”
"Yes, yes, eat vegetables. ”
"Everyone drinks red or white. As the youngest junior at the wine table, Gu Chen also took the initiative to ask.
"Shall I get some red?" said a middle-aged man.
"The red ones can't drink strongly, and the white ones drink white. Jiang Hua immediately retorted again.
After a period of discussion, everyone finally reached an agreement to drink liquor.
Gu Chen took the initiative to pour wine for everyone, and finally poured himself a glass of juice, and everyone had the ability to drink.
It didn't take long for Zhang Jingde to take his son Zhang Jue and come to everyone's side with a wine glass.
"Yo, Mr. Zhang. ”
"Officer Zhang. ”
Several men who knew the Zhang family immediately picked up their wine glasses and stood up.
"Everyone eats and drinks well today, and everyone is welcome to my son's housewarming banquet. Zhang Jingde picked up the wine glass and could only say a few words.
"Look at what you said, Mr. Zhang is young and promising, and he will buy a house and a car after working for a few years, and we, the dealers, will have to rely on Mr. Zhang's care in the future. ”
"That's right, Mr. Zhang, you can take care of it in the future. ”
"Haha, that's easy to say. Seeing that everyone was happy, Zhang Jue also raised his glass.
Looking back at Gu Chen's wine glass, he suddenly said, "Gu Chen, don't you drink?"
Gu Chen shook his head: "I haven't been drinking in recent years. ”
"Manly man, how can you not drink something?" Zhang Jue was also happy today, so he said casually.
Zhang Jingde frowned slightly, and also relieved Gu Chen's siege: "What kind of occupation do people have? What kind of occupation do you have? Can it be the same?"
"Oh, too. Knowing the meaning of his father's words, Zhang Jue reacted at this time, and no longer insisted: "Come, let's do one." ”
"Cheers. ”
Everyone immediately raised their glasses and drank freely.
At this time, Zhang Jue's wife Xu Yao also came over to toast, she first found Gu Chen, and she was also surprised: "Gu Chen, why are you sitting here? Just now, those aunts were looking for you, saying that they arranged for you to sit at their table, I was really worried that I couldn't find anyone." ”
"No, it's good here. Gu Chen said lightly.
The heart said to sit over there, and not be annoyed by those aunts.
Rather than this, it is better to find a quiet corner.
Seeing this, Xu Yao also blamed Zhang Jue and said, "Look at you, the best brother is arranged to sit in the corner, is there such a brother as you?"
"Yes, yes, it's because I didn't arrange it well, there were too many people just now, and I didn't take care of it. Zhang Jue also felt that the hospitality was not good.
Originally, the Gu family and the Zhang family were close friends, so they should arrange to sit with him.
But today, Gu Baichuan and Xiao Xiaofang didn't come because of the order meeting, and Gu Chen also appeared from time to time, and Zhang Jue also tried to look for it, but there were too many guests, and they didn't come over for a while.
Seeing that Zhang Jue was a little embarrassed, Gu Chen also said for him: "Sister-in-law, I like to be quiet, I deliberately sat here, you have so many guests, don't worry about me." ”
"That's so embarrassing, Gu Chen. Xu Yao also grinned, looked back at the aunt at the table, and suddenly said: "Mainly, those aunts like you too much, and always urge me to look for it, I thought you went to the toilet at first, but I didn't expect you to hide in this corner." ”
"It's okay, my sister-in-law's house moved to a new house today, it's gratifying, I'll replace the wine with a drink, and give my sister-in-law a glass." ”
Gu Chen picked up his drink and gently clinked glasses with Xu Yao.
Seeing this, Xu Yao didn't want to say anything more.
After all, it seemed that Gu Chen was not going to go to those aunts, so he had to nod slightly:
"That's okay, thank you Gu Chen, come to me to sit here when you have time, your brother Zhang often talks about you, saying that you kid is promising, and he will definitely be better than my father-in-law in the future." ”
"Harm, how can I compare with Gu Chen, people are terrible, I will retire after a few years anyway. ”
Zhang Jingde saw that everyone was ridiculing, and he inevitably had to say a few words.
Today, the old colleagues from the Happy Community Police Station, due to work reasons, did not come very much, but some retired old policemen.
Zhang Jingde was also overjoyed, and he was busy for a while, feeling a little dizzy.
Everyone chatted a lot around the wine table, until a dealer at the next table took the initiative to come to Zhang Jue to toast.
Zhang Jue, Zhang Jingde and Xu Yao walked to the adjacent table to accompany the wine.
Gu Chen's table returned to its previous calm, and everyone should still eat and drink.
But Gu Chen noticed that Jiang Hua, who was the most eloquent at the wine table in the previous chat, didn't say a word when he toasted just now.
Just touched the cup with a few people from the Zhang family, and felt a little too contrasting.
But as soon as the Zhang family left, Jiang Hua seemed to be resurrected with full blood, and chatted with everyone in all kinds of ways.
Feeling a little abnormal?
"Is it because the Jiang Hua family is too far away from Xu Yao's family?" Gu Chen also asked himself.
After all, it is true that distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors.
Xu Yao is a native of Jiangnan, while Jiang Hua is a native of Jiangbei.
Although they are relatives, after all, they will inevitably be a little rusty.
Thinking about it this way, when everyone toasted just now, Jiang Hua, who didn't say a word, seemed to have said it in the past.
After all, they are distant relatives, and seeing that they are all dealers and friends of the Zhang family, it is normal for Jiang Hua to be speechless.
But as soon as the Zhang family left, Gu Chen's ears buzzed, and Jiang Hua's various ridicules followed.
Smoke, pour wine, clink glasses, ridicule, I feel that I am completely the king of the wine table, controlling the wine table culture.
The feast lasted for an hour, and the people who went to the feast began to disperse slowly.
After all, many people deliberately come to the banquet during the lunch break, and they have to rush to work.
So the crowd became smaller and smaller, and most of the rest were drunk too much and gathered together to brag.
There are also many dealers of Zhang Jue's company, and everyone has time for each other.
Gu Chen looked down at his watch, and saw that he was full of food and drink, so he took a napkin from the table, leaned against his mouth and dipped his mouth, and directly stood up and said goodbye to the rest of the others: "Then you eat first, I'll go back." ”
"Ahh ”
"Why don't you go? ”
"Anyway, we've almost eaten it, so let's go together. ”
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After Gu Chen got up, several more middle-aged men stood up and prepared to leave with Gu Chen.
Seeing this, Jiang Hua hurriedly drank the wine at the bottom of the cup, and then hiccuped, and then followed behind everyone.
"Are you okay? Did you drink too much?" I saw Jiang Hua sober just now, but as soon as he took a few steps, he began to stumble a little, and he felt that his center of gravity was unstable.
Gu Chen was still wondering, and said in his heart, aren't Jiangbei people very good at drinking?
Jiang Hua also boasted to everyone just now that he drank a lot in his hometown, and he felt that the amount of alcohol seemed to be bad compared to those dealers, so Gu Chen hurriedly supported him.
"No...... No, I can go, it's just that the alcohol is a little bit on top. Jiang Hua pushed Gu Chen away and followed behind everyone.
Seeing this, Gu Chen no longer struggled.
After stepping out of the large private room, there is a spacious passage of the hotel.
At this moment, Zhang Jue and Xu Yao were standing at the door, handing out red envelopes to everyone in turn.
Jiangnan City has this tradition, to receive red envelopes from people, to return half, and collect 1,000 back to 500.
It is to draw half of the cash of the person who gave the red envelope, and then according to the name on the red envelope, the remaining half of the cash red envelope will be returned to the person who gave the red envelope after the banquet, which is called a return gift.
Of course, many people who go to the banquet will not want it.
But it's one thing to want to or not, it's an attitude to give or not.
Therefore, it is quite lively at the entrance.
"Forget it, the red envelope is gone. ”
"How's that going to work? ”
"Oh, that's what you say, okay then. ”
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After some prevarication, most people will still reluctantly accept the red envelope in return.
Of course, there are some who don't want to, just trotting through, Xu Yao and Zhang Jue are not easy to chase, so they can only drop a sentence of "really", so they continue to give red envelopes to others.
Gu Chen didn't want it originally, but he walked slower, and was pulled by Xu Yao: "Gu Chen, take it." ”
"No need sister-in-law, you can keep the red envelope. ”
"It's the rule, let you take it, you take it. Xu Yao directly stuffed the big red envelope with Gu Chen's name written on it into Gu Chen's trouser pocket.
"Okay. "Gu Chen doesn't like to push and pull, and prefers to get along with people in a chic way.
Take it, then take it.
But at this moment, Gu Chen found that Jiang Hua, who was a little drunk, took advantage of everyone's push and shoved, and directly passed by the side of the road with his forehead and walked towards the elevator.
Gu Chen was a little curious, and it happened that Xu Yao was also here, so he asked Xu Yao: "By the way, sister-in-law, what kind of relative is Jiang Hua who sat next to me before?"
"Jiang Hua?" Xu Yao was stunned, scratching her head and being a little puzzled: "When did I have a relative named Jiang Hua?"
"It's the guy who walked by. Gu Chen pointed to the back of Jiang Hua, who hurriedly left after confiscating the red envelope.
Xu Yao was a little confused, and directly pulled her husband Zhang Jue to her side: "Husband, the person named Jiang Hua who sat next to Gu Chen just now is not your dealer?"
"Dealer?Jiang Hua?" Zhang Jue was also a little confused when he heard this, and quickly scratched his cheeks: "When did I have a dealer named Jiang Hua?"
"But he said that he was a distant relative of his sister-in-law, oh yes, he is from Jiangbei, and his sister-in-law should think about it again. Gu Chen felt that it could be that the two of them drank too much, and they didn't even remember their relatives and dealers.
But Xu Yao still shook her head after thinking about it: "I don't have any relatives in Jiangbei at all, let alone anyone named Jianghua, I thought it was my husband's dealer just now, and I feel very faced." ”
"How is this my dealer? I know all my dealers, and no one is called Jiang Hua. Zhang Jue also said with the smell of wine.
"Could that be Uncle Zhang's friend?" Gu Chen asked again.
Zhang Jue waved his hand: "No, my father's friends and colleagues, he didn't invite much, just those few people, they all grew up watching the two of us, where can there be a person named Jiang Hua." ”
Speaking of this, Zhang Jue suddenly remembered something, and then he reacted and said: "Eh no, he Jianghua is neither your Xu Yao's relative, nor my distributor, nor my father's friend contract, so ...... And who is he?"
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