133 Amusement
Pan Xiaoliang rolled up the sleeves of his shirt and said very proudly: "Manly man, you can't say anything to people, just ask!"
"Then I'll ask, listen up. Xiao Yao's tone was narrow, "Have you ever peed in the pool?"
Pan Xiaoliang originally thought that Xiao Yao would ask some dirty questions, a cheeky old man like him who has been tested for a long time is not afraid of others knowing at all, not to mention that all the people here are classmates, even if everyone knows his privacy, there is nothing to be ashamed of.
For example, the question Xiao Yao answered just now, although his answer surprised everyone and felt that he had broken through the bottom line of cognition, but in fact, this question did not have much negative impact on men, even if it was known.
Unexpectedly, Xiao Yao asked such a sharp question about public morality, he really didn't want to answer, if he told the truth, it would affect his positive image too much.
"Is it okay if I choose to drink?" Pan Xiaoliang looked very entangled.
In fact, even if you don't answer this question, everyone already knows the answer to this question after seeing your hesitation and current expression. Do you think it's still necessary to avoid this question?" Xiao Yao had already succeeded, and what he said was very light.
Pan Xiaoliang sighed, looking resigned to his fate, "Okay, I was tricked by you, then I'll tell the truth." ”
"The answer to this question is yes, I have to admit that I am a bad silver, everyone despises me to the fullest!" Pan Xiaoliang hung his head and looked like he was at home.
Everyone didn't expect Xiao Yao to ask such a tricky question, and Pan Xiaoliang also chose to tell the truth and did not deceive everyone. Xiao Yao's question and Pan Xiaoliang's answer were really exciting, and they immediately gave everyone a topic.
"You boys are so horrible that I'll never go to the public pool again. Chen Yuxi felt that the goosebumps on her body were rising.
"Pan Xiaoliang, I really misunderstood you, as your close roommate, I actually went to the school swimming pool with you, and the number of times was at least 10 times, I really want to beat you to death now!
"Zhilie, you calm down first, I solemnly declare that you are not a victim, so don't be in a hurry to lose your temper. Pan Xiaoliang hurriedly explained further, "When I did this kind of thing, I was still young, I was not sensible at that time, and I never did this kind of thing since high school." ”
But alas, his explanation seems to be useless.
"Drink, you must be punished, and you must be punished with three glasses, and if you don't accept this punishment, I will never forgive you in my life. If I change to pool phobia from today, can you be responsible?" "Criticism is just a means, punishment is the goal, and finally caught Pan Xiaoliang's handle, Wang Zhilie will definitely not let it go easily.
"Aren't I at a loss, then?"
Pan Xiaoliang felt that he was really stupid, he shouldn't answer this question, but should choose to drink, even if everyone knew his answer in their hearts, as long as he didn't say it himself, Wang Zhilie would not have an excuse to punish him like now.
"Do you drink or not? If you don't drink, we won't be able to get over this matter for the rest of our lives, and you can do it yourself. Wang Zhilie directly threatened.
This matter is indeed quite serious, since it has been known by Wang Zhilie, using this handle, even if he temporarily escapes today, he will not be able to avoid it in the future.
Pan Xiaoliang picked up his wine glass, "Okay, I drank these three glasses of fine wine, but even if we turn the page on this matter, no one is allowed to mention it again in the future." ”
Wang Zhilie agreed, "I have always been generous, you drank these three cups of fine wine, and I won't mention this matter in the future." ”
Seeing Pan Xiaoliang drink three glasses of wine in one go, his attitude of admitting his mistake was very sincere, and everyone reluctantly forgave him temporarily.
After Pan Xiaoliang finished drinking, he quickly came back to life, gritted his teeth and said to Wang Zhilie: "Zhilie, you just forced me to drink three cups of punishment wine, I am very unhappy in my heart, how do you say I should retaliate against you?"
"Xiaoliang, we are good brothers, we can't let others see the joke, you let go of my brother today, and my brother will invite you to a big meal another day and apologize to you, what do you think?"
Pan Xiaoliang said righteously: "Brother is a strong proletarian fighter, if you want to bribe me, it is a wrong idea." I can't wait for the future, I've always been a person who has revenge. Now that I've thought of what questions to ask, my brother will ask you, are you afraid now?"
"Actually, I have already seen your true face, you are taught by a knife like Li Wenxuan, it doesn't matter if you have a friend like you or not, just ask, my brother is out today. Since it is no longer inevitable, Wang Zhilie can only choose to face it bravely.
"Then listen up. Pan Xiaoliang had a treacherous smile on his face, "When the goblins fight, how many seconds do you have in the shortest time?"
"you, what a few seconds!" Wang Zhilie slapped Pan Xiaoliang on the back, "Don't use your time to measure whether we normal people are good or not, your time is calculated in seconds, and our time is calculated in hours." ”
Pan Xiaoliang's face was full of disdain, "You just blow it, I remind you that you must tell the truth, if you tell a lie, be careful that all of us give you a green hat." ”
"You underestimate me too much, brother, I'm a pure man, generally, the time is about 20 minutes, and if the nature is high, half an hour is no problem. Wang Zhilie said lightly.
"Didn't you hear my question clearly? It's useless to avoid it, you better tell the truth. Pan Xiaoliang interrupted Wang Zhilie's boasting.
"Zhilie, just tell the truth, the time is short, the time is short, everyone is a good classmate, and we will not discriminate against you. Li Wenxuan also began to coax.
If you are honest, this question is indeed more difficult to talk about than the first two. The men present all felt the same way, and they were all glad that they were not asked this question, and they all became energetic, and they all amused Wang Zhilie.
Wang Zhilie really didn't want to answer this question and wanted to drink to avoid it, but everyone didn't allow it.
"Zhilie, we can't be cowardly, your time is already very short, if you continue to coax like this, you are still not a man?" Xiao Yao cheered on the side.