597, water reversal is irreversible [ask for a monthly pass]
At Aunt Liu's strong request, Gu Chen still left his phone number in exchange for Aunt Liu's change in her opinion of the police.
And Aunt Liu also left with satisfaction after she succeeded.
Ding Junsheng on the side laughed, and also hooked Gu Chen's shoulder and said, "I said cousin, my cousin has opened his eyes today." ”
Gu Chen's head shrank back: "What do you say?"
"That's it......" Ding Junsheng just wanted to speak, but the words suddenly stopped when he came to his mouth.
He hurriedly trotted all the way to the door, and after making sure that Aunt Liu had completely left, he slammed the iron door of the yard, leaned directly against the iron door, and said with a smile: "This old witch? ”
Ding Junsheng couldn't help but give a thumbs up......
"So what?" Gu Chen asked him.
"So, so you're this. ”
Speaking of this, Ding Junsheng directly gave a thumbs up with both hands, and then his buttocks pouted, and directly used the rebound force to bounce directly in front of Gu Chen, hammered a fist on Gu Chen's chest, and said with a smile:
"As far as you are a kid, I can see that your charm in school can continue to this day. ”
"Just this old witch, you heard it just now, and your cousin has been with her for many years, right? ”
"I'm not unlucky, I have no regrets in my youth, I'm still a winner in life. ”
"Poof!"
also heard that his cousin was hugging each other, Gu Chen couldn't help but laugh out loud: "I said cousin, how deep is your grudge with Aunt Liu?
"Not really. Ding Junsheng hurriedly waved his hand and explained: "Such an old witch, a child in our community, who doesn't hide when she sees her? Those who dare to approach her house are all gods." ”
"But then again, feng shui takes turns, this old witch was used to being arrogant back then, and she was also a tyrant in the local area, but now she has fallen into being bullied by thieves, haha, it's cool to think about, isn't it?"
Thinking of Aunt Liu's complaint just now, Ding Junsheng not only did not have sympathy, but felt that these thieves were doing the right thing for heaven.
Thinking of the scene when he was chased and beaten by Aunt Liu with a broom all over the street, Ding Junsheng was relieved.
"Cousin, are you aware of this?" Gu Chen raised his eyebrows, and couldn't help teasing: "Your cousin and I are policemen, and you actually stand in line with the thief?"
"It's different, it's different. Ding Junsheng crossed his waist and patted Gu Chen's shoulder, and said: "As the saying goes, the enemy of the enemy is a friend, although I am also a thief, but looking at the old witch unlucky, I am still very cool, goose goose goose goose ......"
Thinking of this, Ding Junsheng couldn't help but let out a goose laugh again.
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Early the next morning, Gu Chen came to the Furong branch early.
Due to the shift transfer yesterday, Gu Chen brought some snacks from home to distribute to everyone after returning home.
Seeing that there were not many people in the three groups of offices at the moment, Gu Chen simply put the snacks on everyone's tables.
When it was finished, Lu Weiwei and Yuan Shasha happened to walk in arm in arm.
Seeing Gu Chen, Lu Weiwei couldn't wait to ask him, "Senior Brother Gu, did your cousin go to your house for dinner yesterday?"
"Yes, my cousin's house is not cleaned, so I will stay in my room for the time being, maybe for a few days. Gu Chen said with a smile.
"Huh, is this a snack from Senior Brother Gu's house?" Yuan Shasha came to the seat and also found a surprise.
Gu Chen nodded with a smile and said, "Yesterday, everyone helped me ask for leave, so I moved some snacks for everyone, all of which are everyone's favorite flavors." ”
"I was very satisfied with the walnuts that had been caught in the door. Lu Weiwei picked up a walnut and threw it away, but she also caught it instantly, and said with a smile: "I like to eat Senior Brother Gu's snacks the most." ”
Yuan Shasha also looked at Lu Weiwei, couldn't help but be stunned, and asked her sluggishly: "Speaking of Senior Sister Lu, what kind of stalk is the 'walnut caught by the door' that you often mention? ”
"This ......" Lu Weiwei didn't expect Yuan Shasha to be so serious, and the whole person couldn't help laughing, and said lightly: "This has to start with an interview with Zhao Ju, but it's all in the past, let's not mention it." ”
"You just need to remember that eating Gu's junior brother's walnuts will definitely replenish your brain, this is the resonance of all the old comrades in our three groups, understand?"
Yuan Shasha was stunned......
Although I didn't understand what Lu Weiwei was talking about, she felt very powerful, and she didn't dare to refute it, so she could only nod like a chicken pecking rice: "Okay...... I seem to understand. ”
The words fell, and He Junchao walked in with a sad face.
didn't say hello to everyone, just walked back to their seats as if everyone was air.
Lu Weiwei raised her eyebrows and looked, instantly tore off a sticky note paper, hugged it into a ball and smashed it accurately at He Junchao's head.
This move has been practiced many times to accurately hit Lu Weiwei, and she has never missed.
"I said He Junchao, are you the air when we come in? Don't say hello when you come in, what's the matter?
"That's pretty much it. He Junchao glanced at Lu Weiwei and quickly withdrew his gaze.
Lu Weiwei was stunned, and she also found that she was tired.
So he moved like a rabbit, quickly got up and walked around in front of He Junchao, and suddenly laughed out loud and said, "Ouch, why is there a bruise on the corner of your eyebrows?
"You just peeked at other people's baths?" He Junchao retorted directly, and said angrily: "I just think, I must have been in a water reversal period recently, otherwise how could I be so unlucky?"
"Senior Brother He, the water is reversed?" Gu Chen also asked him curiously.
"Isn't it?" He Junchao glanced at everyone, and said helplessly: "I just changed to a mobile phone case with rivets yesterday, but I was lying down playing with my mobile phone at night, my hand didn't catch it, and I hit my face, and the rivets hit my eyebrow bone directly, which is called a pain." ”
"Hahahaha......"
There was a burst of laughter in the office, and Lu Weiwei and Yuan Shasha couldn't care about being reserved, so they laughed directly.
At this time, Officer Wang and Officer Ding also walked into the office one after another.
Seeing that Lu Weiwei didn't want to laugh in front of He Junchao, Officer Wang couldn't help but ask curiously: "I said Lu Weiwei, are you bullying He Junchao again?"
"I bullied him? Did he still use me to bully? He bullied himself. Lu Weiwei said with a smile.
Officer Ding raised his eyebrows and asked weakly, "What's the situation?"
"The water is reversed, maybe it's not going well recently. Gu Chen said.
"Oh, that's right, that's right. Thinking of the water reversal period, Officer Ding couldn't help but raise his eyes and nodded silently.
After all, the tarot constellation or something, I believe it somewhat, so I asked He Junchao curiously: "Since Xiao He is in the water adversity period, he is still honest recently, so as not to bite his tongue when he eats." ”
"Huh?!"
Hearing what Officer Ding said, He Junchao suddenly turned his head and asked, "I said Lao Ding, how do you know that I bit my tongue when I was eating breakfast?"
In order to show his pity, He Junchao specially stuck out his tongue and said with an innocent face: "Just the tragedy that just happened this morning." ”
"And not only today, since yesterday, I have found that I can't do anything, and I am the most unlucky. ”
"I took the bus home from work, I fell asleep on the bus, I hit my head on the glass, and the bag is still there. ”
"Also, when I got out of the car, I jumped out of the car door and tripped on my left foot and fell straight down. ”
"Really...... Is there really such an evil door?" Lu Weiwei felt like she was listening to a horror story, and she also blinked at He Junchao.
"If I had known that I had been in a period of water reversal since yesterday, I would have been careful. ”
"That's fine, at least you're still a little transparent. Officer Wang pursed his lips and couldn't help but say, "At least no one knows you on the road, right?" If we knew that you were a policeman, wouldn't our police force be disgraced and die. ”
"Hahahaha!" Lu Weiwei laughed so hard that her stomach hurt, and she quickly covered her abdomen.
He Junchao said with a look of lovelessness: "It's not over yet, I went home cautiously, looking left and right, for fear that some unlucky child would throw something in the air, then I would be finished." ”
As a result, I cautiously finally came to the staircase of the unit, but I stepped on the stairs and suddenly stepped on the air and fell, and I still didn't escape this catastrophe after all. ”
Hearing this, Yuan Shasha couldn't help but gasp and asked, "Speaking of Senior Brother He, how many virtues have you usually accumulated......?" Are there really so many?"
"Isn't it? He Junchao felt that he was an outcast of mankind, and he also twisted his body, and said to everyone: "Since this time, I have felt that I am an extraordinary person. ”
"This is amazing, how many people did you offend in your previous life before you would be unlucky in this life?" Officer Wang felt that this matter was quite mysterious.
It seems that all the lucky things were missed by He Junchao perfectly.
If this period of time is He Junchao's water reversal period, then how can it be counted before? This young man doesn't seem to have been very lucky?
Lu Weiwei was a curious ghost, and she quickly poked He Junchao's shoulder and asked, "What about after that? There won't be anything weird after that, right?"
"After that?" He Junchao tried hard to think about it, and suddenly slapped his thigh and said, "Yes!"
"So unlucky?" Gu Chen also felt incredible.
He Junchao smiled bitterly and said: "There are so many unfortunate things that I almost forgot about it." ”
"Later, I took a hot shower and changed my clothes, but when I unzipped my clothes, I caught my own flesh. ”
"I came to the table in my sandals, but I accidentally touched the corner of the table with my little toe, and it hurt heavily. ”
"The most incredible thing is that I was ready to eat, but I sat on the chair and shook it, and I fell down, and I was so scared that I cried. ”
"Poofha......"
Lu Weiwei was laughing stupidly.
In the entire three groups of offices, everyone also leaned forward and backward with laughter, and couldn't stop at all.
"I ...... I said He Junchao, why do you want to laugh at me?" Officer Wang also couldn't laugh, holding his stomach and complaining: "If you are really so miserable, then I suggest that you still take a vacation and stay at home, and it is a catastrophe to avoid a catastrophe." ”
"Hehe, I also think that Senior Brother He is not suitable for work recently, although we can't be superstitious, but we have to be in awe of gods and other things. Yuan Shasha also said.
Lu Weiwei waved her hand and said fragrantly: "He is usually not good in character, he loves to chew the root of his tongue behind people, and he inquires all over the world, our Furong Branch, who has not been ridiculed by He Junchao?
"Nonsense, ridiculing me can only be regarded as a younger brother in front of Lao Wang, right? Then why is Lao Wang okay?" He Junchao also refused to admit it.
Officer Wang was suddenly mentioned, and he quickly drew a line and said: "Don't mention me, I didn't say anything, I don't do much about water reversal, the main thing is that you He Junchao is usually rough, and if you change your living habits, this kind of thing will not happen." ”
Glancing at Gu Chen, Officer Wang said again: "Look at Gu Chen, when they first came to the third group, they were also considered to be newcomers, right?"
"It stands to reason that the newcomers have just come to our three groups, and they are all quite unlucky, but do you look at Gu Chen's bad luck again?"
"Among all the probationary police officers in the same period, which one is not unlucky? But Gu Chen has had a smooth journey. ”
Glancing at He Junchao, who had nothing to love, Officer Wang also said in a warning tone: "So, don't blame the water for being unlucky, my life is up to me." ”
"Huh. He Junsheng also laughed dryly, clasped his hands into fists and said: "Thank you Chrysostom for your words, I hope it's just that I'm not careful, if there is no accident today, I will believe you, let's see." ”
Looking back at the desktop, He Junsheng was stunned for a moment, and asked weakly: "Eh, by the way, who put this snack? I was unlucky just now, and I don't remember to say this?"
"Surely it wasn't sent by some little policewoman who adores you. Lu Weiwei glanced at Gu Chen's direction and said, "Senior Brother Gu brought from the supermarket at home, as well as walnuts that have been caught by the door, you should be able to replenish your brain after eating them." ”
"Poof!" Yuan Shasha on the side didn't dare to laugh out loud, so she could only hold back her laughter and glance back at it.
He Junchao nodded sluggishly, then saluted Gu Chen and shook his hand, "Thank you, brother." ”
"You're welcome, as it should be. Gu Chen said with a smile.
Yuan Shasha suddenly stood up, poked Gu Chen's back with her index finger, and asked him easily: "Senior Brother Gu, your cousin should be here to do business when he returned to Jiangnan City this time, right?"
"Yes, there is an old house that has been sold for millions, and this time I came here to deal with the contract. Gu Chen turned his head and said.
"Millions?" Officer Wang instantly looked like a frightened bird, and his whole person was stunned for a moment, and then he suddenly turned around and asked: "Speaking of Gu Chen, your cousin's house is so valuable, where will you come back to live after selling it?"
"It doesn't matter, this time it's an old house with a single courtyard on Xingfu Road, it's more difficult to sell, and his family has two houses of more than 100 square meters in other parts of the city. Gu Chen said.
Officer Wang was instantly dumbfounded, and finally understood the statement that people are more popular than people.
Co-authoring is cheap, let Gu Chen's family take advantage of it?
So luck is still involved?
Officer Wang couldn't understand where he lost.
He also shook his head and sighed: "It's good to have a rich relative here, anyway, did you take your cousin back to his house directly yesterday, or your own home?"
"I went to the old house on the other side of Xingfu Road first, and the yard needs to be cleaned, otherwise it will be easy to be bargained by the seller. Gu Chen said.
Officer Ding thought for a moment and said, "Speaking of the old house over there, I know a little bit, the location is good, but the house is a little old, but it can be regarded as an authentic school district house, and it should be able to be sold for four or five million, right?"
"It should be about 4 million, and the intermediary may have to draw 4 points. Gu Chen said.
When Officer Ding heard this, he was calm just now, and of course he didn't save it: "4 million? I thought it was priceless before, but I didn't expect it to be sold for 4 million? This old house is so valuable?"
"It's almost, I feel like it's okay to sell it, anyway, my cousin's family doesn't go there often, and it's empty. Gu Chen picked up the folder and began to flip through the previous documents.
Officer Wang immediately came to Gu Chen's side, and asked him complimentarily: "By the way, Gu Chen, you help your cousin, and your cousin lives in your house again, after these millions are in hand, will your family have a share?"
"Probably not, right?" Gu Chen also smiled and said: "They are all relatives, and it is normal to live in my house, after all, my cousin's house is not cleaned, and I only helped him clean the yard yesterday." ”
"Besides, my family is not short of money, and my cousin will invite us to a few big meals at most. ”
"Yes, your cousin said yesterday that he was going to treat us to a big dinner. Lu Weiwei suddenly clenched her hands into fists on her chest, and said with an expectant expression: "It seems that I should have been noticed by Senior Brother Gu's cousin yesterday, I wonder if I will be on the list of people invited to dinner?"
"It should be. Gu Chen smiled, and suddenly remembered something, so he hurriedly said: "Oh yes, it seems that the security near my cousin's old house is not good, because it is an old community, it belongs to the blind spot of monitoring, and I heard an old lady say that there are often thieves who patronize it." ”
"It's normal, just let the police station over there take care of it. Officer Wang said.
Gu Chen shook his head with a smile and said, "The key is that this old lady seems to have a special opinion on our police, and she still has a big temper, so she doesn't trust our police very much." ”
And according to her own account, it seems that her family is often robbed, and she has not been found after reporting the crime, so she is very resentful. ”
"Coupled with personality reasons, my wife ran away with someone in her early years, and she lived alone for so many years, and the people around her didn't deal with her very much, and she felt quite lonely and pitiful. ”
"Hehe, you don't understand this, right?" Officer Wang also laughed dryly, and said thoughtfully: "Poor people must have something to hate, and if they are not popular, it must be their own reasons, which is understandable." ”
However, she only seems to have an opinion about other police officers, and she has no problem with me, and she also left my phone number, saying that she will come to me if she has any problems in the future. Gu Chen said.
"Find ...... Looking for you?" Lu Weiwei heard this, and felt how this old lady felt yin and yang, so she asked again: "Then her popularity is so bad, what's the use of looking for you, and you are not responsible for that community." ”
"It may be that the old lady has taken a fancy to Gu Chen. He Junchao, who has always been unlucky, couldn't help but ridicule a few words: "Look, Gu Chen's appearance and figure, it's not an exaggeration to be a female killer, right?"
"Look at this old lady again, at her age, living alone in an impersonal old community for decades, lonely, is she lonely? Isn't the impression that Gu Chen gave her at this time? What ...... is that little deer?"
"Collision?" When Lu Weiwei heard this, she also laughed and said: "Pull you, He Junchao, I think you are evil, what can an old lady mean to Senior Brother Gu?
"Let me tell you, this kind of old lady who has felt the warmth and coldness of human affection, the deer used to be bumped into and killed, and now it may be killed, right?"
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