Chapter 8 How to Use Scissors
Jiang Chanji stared at the half box of cool oil in his hand in fear, every cell in his body was warning him that if this thing was smeared on the wrong part, it would kill him!
"That's too much...... Normal people wouldn't let it be smeared with cool oil for the rest of their lives, right?The chances of encountering this in the Red Leaf Academy are about zero!" He whispered to himself to defend himself.
The test of laba vinegar and chili sauce was necessary, and he had already imagined a scenario, such as when a passing girl accidentally touched his elbow while eating in the cafeteria of Momiji Academy, and his elbow knocked over the chili sauce and vinegar bottle on the table, which fell right between his legs - this possibility exists.
However, the cooling oil ...... He couldn't think of any situation where he could get in close contact with the cool oil.
"Jiang Xiaoji, what are you howling again!"
The landlord's aunt's roar came from downstairs, probably because his scream just now had alarmed the demon god.
"I didn't ...... It's nothing...... I accidentally fell and ......," he replied with a weak heart.
There was the sound of pots and pans downstairs, and the landlady was washing the dishes after breakfast, and she didn't have time to take care of him for the time being.
"Forget it, so be it. He decisively gave up the final trial.
Because the cool oil is not so easy to be washed away by water......
In any case, after the rigorous test of the first two trials, the stealth effect of the fighter was not damaged in the slightest, and this potion probably won't be effective easily, maybe it will be permanent.
If you can get into the high school of Red Leaf Academy, it is equivalent to having a free meal ticket for three years, and if you can graduate successfully, you can also have an extremely dazzling academic background, even if it is an ordinary graduate of Red Leaf Academy, it is a sought-after commodity of major companies, but this means that you have to disguise yourself as a woman for the rest of your life......
But at least, alive...... Being alive is the last word.
Ignoring the issue of the medical examination, there is also the question of whether his appearance can be regarded as a woman by others? If others can see at a glance that he is a man, he will be kicked out of the registration team if he does not wait for the medical examination.
He ran into the toilet and looked in the mirror.
He hadn't looked in the mirror for many days, and the mirror was covered with a layer of dust, so he first wiped the mirror clean with water and a rag.
Speaking of which, thanks to his parents' genes, his face is still quite delicate, especially after being hungry for several days, it looks even more delicate......
A very obvious common sense - if the face is thin, the eyes will be big, and if the eyes are big, it will look cute.
Since he had no money and was not in the mood to get a haircut, his hair was longer than that of ordinary men...... No, it should be much longer, and walking on the road is often misunderstood for art.
So, if you pinch it a little......
He found a pair of scissors.
Of course, it wasn't to click Zigong, just a few clicks of hair.
In his many failed part-time job experiences, he also had an apprentice who worked as Tony's teacher in a barber shop, and although he was fired before he received his salary, he learned a little bit of basic haircutting techniques so that he wouldn't cut it like a dog.
He recalled the fashionable hairstyles of young women on the street, and the black hair fell to the ground in handfuls.
"Is that okay?"
He looked at himself in the mirror suspiciously, and suddenly he wasn't sure if the person in the mirror was himself.
"Looks a little short, doesn't it?"
He scratched his head and looked at the hair on the ground. That's the result of poor craftsmanship, but there is no way, the cut can't be glued back on.
Now he has the length of his hair at the back just over his neck, and the bangs in front of him hang down to the position of his eyebrows.
As far as common sense goes, it is certain that the longer the hair, the easier it is to be considered a girl.
He returns to his house, only to suddenly find a more serious problem - he has no women's clothes!
Of course, what single man would prepare a woman's clothes for himself?
Jiang Chanji is a very normal teenager physically and psychologically, and he is definitely not a pervert.
With no money to buy and nowhere to borrow, he sat down on the bed.
Why didn't you think about it earlier? The plan was not feasible from the beginning!
Do you just give up?
Happily accept the fate of starvation?
Jiang Chanji's eyes glanced at the laba vinegar, chili sauce and cool oil on the table.
If I give up like this, what is my suffering?
He took a deep breath and stood up, even if it was to make a fool of himself in public, he would try it once!
In the end, he still put on the combination of the white shirt he usually wears and ripped jeans - the holes in the jeans are real worn holes.
He has been thin since he was a child, and during this time he has been spending his days hungry and full, and men's clothes can only be worn in size S or XS.
"So be it. ”
Unable to rub it any longer, he washed his face, left the rental house, locked the door and went downstairs.
This apartment building is located in the remote suburbs of the city, up and down three floors, the first floor is a little chaotic because of the people coming and going, the third floor is cold in winter and hot in summer, the second floor is a golden floor, the rent is the most expensive in the three floors, it can be seen that even the poor ghosts who rent here have class divisions.
The caretaker's room is located at the entrance of the apartment on the first floor, and there is a window in the hallway, behind which the intimidating figure of the landlord and aunt always appears, and her sharp eyes are fixed on everyone who enters and leaves the apartment, acting as a landlord, caretaker and guard.
When anyone who is in arrears of rent passes by the window, he is attacked by the landlord's aunt with three axes: glaring, yelling, and slapping the table, and those who lack concentration may even be scared on the spot.
The rental apartment has a lot of mobility, a mix of dragons and snakes, and a remote location, but there has never been a public security incident, all of which rely on the landlord's aunt, whose roar is said to be able to stop children from crying at night......
Jiang Chanji has accumulated a wealth of experience, and he usually sneaks over quietly when he waits for the landlord's aunt to go to the toilet, but today he is in a hurry, so he can only take the risk of quickly drilling under the window with a cat's waist.
It just so happened that there was no one else in the corridor, so he lowered his back, lowered his voice, and used his limbs together, thinking that he could hide from the sky and the sea without realizing it......
Just halfway through his run.
"Jiang Xiaoji, don't think I can't see! Stop!"
A deafening roar rang out from the top of his head.
He was so frightened that he stumbled, and he had a premonition of danger, and instinctively pounced forward, and he was able to dodge the lard-stained giant spirit palm above his head!
He looked sideways and couldn't help but be shocked!
I don't know when, the landlord and aunt actually installed a reflector on the other wall of the corridor opposite the window, which is the kind of convex mirror usually placed at the intersection, through which you can clearly see the movement under the window.
Damn! Has anyone else used this trick?