"Now that we've arrived, let's start this month's meeting. Uncle Tie got up and said an unusually short, but also very terrifying opening remark, "First of all, I would like to congratulate you on surviving last night and seeing the sun this morning. ”

Although he said congratulations, he felt a shudder no matter how he looked at his expressionless face.

"As you can see, the occupants of room 502 have completely left the Guchen apartment. But happily, room 302 has welcomed a new occupant. ”

Uncle Tie glanced at Ouyang Weibai and beckoned him to get up, "Before the exchange meeting begins, let the new residents introduce themselves and familiarize themselves with our environment." Please, tell me what you like. ”

Ouyang hadn't carefully pondered what the phrase "leave the apartment completely" meant, so he got up and said: "My name is Ouyang Weibai, I am a junior high school English teacher, Weibai is a little awkward to scream, you can call me Ouyang, or call me my nickname Tail." I don't think I'm a very smart person, so a lot of times I like to talk and do things straight, if you can, please don't go around in circles with me, I may not really be able to react. ”

Of course, Ouyang himself knows that this sentence is basically nonsense, according to his previous experience of living in the old house, there should be no such good relationship between the neighbors except the landlord, and the neighbors are just nodding to each other.

"Other than that, I don't have any other bad habits or bad habits, right?" Ouyang scratched his head, "If you need any help, you can bring it up, I'm a person who doesn't say no to others." So hopefully, in the coming days, we will be able to live in harmony. ”

After speaking, Ouyang Weibai sat down.

These are not just polite words, if you want to talk about personality traits, Ouyang Weibai is the type of "will not refuse others", unless it is something that he really can't do, otherwise under normal circumstances, he will go all out.

"Kaha!" The bald man suddenly burst out laughing, startling Ouyang, "Straightforward character? Coincidentally, I'm also of this type." ”

"It's really not credible to say that from the mouth of a businessman. The handsome young man of unknown gender said sarcastically.

Judging by the overly neutral voice, there is really no way to confirm its true gender at all.

"Since Ouyang has finished introducing himself, let's introduce myself as well. After all, we will become a family in the future, and the time spent together may be long, long. ”

Uncle Tie said meaningfully, looking around at the people at the conference table: "Let's start with me first, rotate counterclockwise." I'm Tie Zhongzheng, the administrator of this apartment, if you want to install network cables or repair water pipes, you can come to me. ”

"Poof——!

"Hahahaha!"

"Kahahahaha!"

In the case of Ouyang Weibai's inexplicable face, most of the residents laughed, and the few eyes that did not smile also had indescribable joy and ease.

"Is there any laugh I can't get?" Ouyang asked Nao embarrassedly.

It seems that Uncle Tie is really in a good mood, and he even made a joke. Nao was also covering her mouth and smiling, just not so exaggerated.

"Jokes?" Ouyang Weibai continued to look confused, but seeing that the other party didn't want to explain, he could only suppress his doubts in his heart.

There's so much to know...... When is this a head?

After everyone laughed for a while, the long-haired uncle with the artist's melancholy buff sitting next to Uncle Tie took out a business card from his wallet, slid it in front of Ouyang Weibai, and then opened his mouth to introduce himself.

"I'm Zhou Yihao from Room 702, a surgeon, if you have any injuries, you can come to me, for the sake of living in the same building, I can give you a 5% discount. ”

Guess wrong...... The artist turned out to be a surgeon, and wouldn't he sew his DNA into the patient's body when he started surgery with a long head?

"Uh, thanks. Ouyang Weibai silently added: It's better not to look for you.

"Wu Tianlin in Room 701, unemployed vagrant, please don't disturb me if you can. ”

The unusually neutral-looking young man spoke, his tone had a sense of alienation that rejected people thousands of miles away, and then paused, "I'm sorry, I took back my previous rude words, you just said that as long as you need to...... Forget it, nothing. ”

Your attitude of saying half of it, asking for it for a while, and not for a while, makes people more curious!

"Wu Tianlin, if you need any help, just say it, you're welcome. The other party said that this was all about this, and Ouyang Weibai could only ask.

"No thanks. Wu Tianlin paused, as if he was careful about his words, "Although it is more rude to say this...... But you are not qualified enough, it is an irrefutable fact......"

At the end, Wu Tianlin added another sentence: "I don't mean to insult you in the slightest, I'm just stating the objective facts, I hope you don't mind." ”

Come on...... You're hurting even more like this, okay!

The corners of Ouyang's eyes twitched: "No, it's okay......"

But then again, you shouldn't be the age to go to school.

"Xiao Shasha in Room 602 has already seen it just now. Xiao Shasha raised her hand and said, "I'm just an ordinary office worker, I especially like to watch movies and go to the park, and if I have the opportunity, I can hang out together." ”

"yes, yes. ”

Because of his work as a teacher, Ouyang Weibai can be said to have a lot of time, for example, now, it is summer vacation, and there is basically nothing to do after moving after the busy work, and he lives a pleasant time like a salted fish every day.

But why do you feel a chill? Ouyang Weibai touched his chin: Could it be that the so-called "power of chaos" has begun to affect me again?

Although Ouyang Weibai still didn't believe Nao's explanation for now, there was no other explanation, right?

Under the table that Ouyang Weibai couldn't see, Nao, who was smiling, was constantly pinching the beef patties in the crisper bag with his fingers at this time, and after crushing one of them, he was not satisfied, and then he crushed another one before stopping.

"Djugashvili Gorzan in room 601, I am a businessman, of Russian origin. The bald man introduced Ouyang Weibai, "You can call me Gorzan directly, this name should be more famous." ”

"Indeed...... It's really no exaggeration to say that it sounds familiar. Ouyang Weibai nodded, affirming Gorzan's statement.

"Gongsun Du in room 501, a lawyer, you also saw it in the elevator, I have a younger sister, Gongsun Bai. ”

Gongsun Du paused, as if thinking of something interesting, threw a business card over, and said with a playful expression: "Although something unpleasant happened just now, but ...... If you're thrown into the bureau for doing something you shouldn't have done to a schoolgirl, call me and I'll make sure you're out unharmed. ”

"Uh......" Ouyang Weibai twitched the corners of his eyes and accepted his business card, "If that kind of thing really happened, I wouldn't look for you......"

"Oh, don't you want people to know because you're ashamed? But don't worry, we lawyers are very ethical. ”

Ouyang Weibai ignored Gongsun Du, but looked at the next girl who looked unusually quiet, and asked tentatively, "We should have met before, right?" Is it called Li Jin?"

"No, Li Jin is my twin sister. The girl shook her head slowly, then raised her lips and said in a rather ethereal voice, "I am Li Jinyu, my sister Li Jin did not pass away, my name was Li Yu, and she changed her name after she passed away." ”

"Sorry......"

"It's okay, in fact, my relationship with her is not that good. Li Jinyu looked at Ouyang Weibai, "In fact, people who know her should have a bad impression of her." ”

Ouyang thought for a moment, recalled and said, "In my memory, it should be a girl who likes to play pranks. ”

Ouyang Weibai said, scratching his head embarrassedly: "At that time, I thought she was quite cute, and she was so good-looking, and I liked it a little." But it's a pity that she only got along for a year and then transferred to another school. ”

"In that case, I would advise you to forget this memory of an innocent encounter. After all, by its very nature, that memory was not beautiful. ”

"It's also ......," Ouyang's tone was a little regretful.

After all, people have already passed away, and this kind of memory can only add to the sadness.

"No, you may have misunderstood me. Li Jinyu said very uncomfortable words in a gentle tone, "In my sister's memory, you are just a fool who only knows silly music all day long, and you study hard but your grades have always been terrible. She remembers you, but frankly...... She doesn't have a good impression of you. ”

Li Jinyu spoke very slowly, as if he was saying another irrefutable fact, which was overwhelming.

This is even more hurtful than Wu Tianlin in Room 701.

"Uh......" Ouyang Weibai was a little embarrassed, "From a certain point of view, your sister's impression is indeed correct." ”

When I was in junior high school, I was really a silly and happy Hanhan all day long, and I was the kind of abnormal middle school sophomore.

"I didn't mean to offend you just now. Li Jinyu's eyes seemed to be a little low, and her tone became a little weird, "At least you saved innocent lives." ”

"Huh?" Ouyang Weibai looked confused, "What do you mean?"

"It's not interesting. As soon as Li Jinyu changed the topic, she turned her attention to the woman sitting next to Uncle Tie, "Save a little time, after all, there are more important things to do." ”

"Then you're welcome. Next to Uncle Tie, the bookish girl said, "Nazi in Room 401, a professor of archaeology, is also the president of the household exchange meeting, responsible for coordinating information and some data, and the 'knowledge' circulated at the exchange meeting is also sorted out by me, if you want to know anything, you can ask me directly, and I will conduct a detailed search for you after paying the corresponding price." ”

"Artificial Encyclopedia?"