Chapter 606: Do You Know Chinese Chinese?
The corners of Liu Gang's mouth grinned, but he didn't say anything.
Others don't know, but he is a half-official person, so naturally he knows it.
Where did you find so many people who are sleeping dragons and phoenixes? Naturally, before coming, I rigorously tested their IQ~!
Above the human average... No!
Average, or even below-average?
In this way, aren't these people very 'witty' at first glance, the kind of people who are sleeping dragons and phoenixes?
Of course, in fact, they are not stupid, after all, they can be sent as exchange students, and various forces have also been screened, and it is impossible for those who are too stupid to be selected.
However, there is a problem with this.
Relationship households~
In addition, there are always smart and stupid people.
And the previous test of the Ministry of Residents' Happy Life has only one use, that is, to screen out the smart ones and leave the stupid ones behind.
So all the ones I saw were the most 'sleeping dragons and phoenixes' among the exchange students.
"Ahem. ”
Liu Gang coughed dryly, did not respond to Wang Dong's words, and at the same time, Lin Fan's previous arrangement appeared in his mind, so he spoke aloud: "You guys, do you understand Chinese Chinese?"
The crowd looked at him and there was silence.
No one answered.
Wang Dong was suddenly stunned: "Neurotic? Send a group of people who can't speak Chinese and Chinese to cultivate immortals?"
When Liu Gang heard this, he said in his heart, didn't he?
It's just that they can't repair it~
But he knew that there must be people who wanted to get by, not to mention anything else, and they could see the problem from their eyes.
Most of them were blank, and their eyes were no exception.
But some people are full of energy and have clear eyes, so where do they seem to not understand?
It was clear that I understood, but I didn't make a sound.
So you want to get by?!
This is too much to underestimate our foundation building monks, right?
Liu Gang grinned, barely poked out his divine sense, and then, urged and shocked everyone with all his might!
At the same time, he burst into a shout: "Answer me!"
"Do you understand Chinese Chinese?!"
A two-pronged approach!
The voice shook the spirit, and these crooked nuts suddenly felt dizzy, and they couldn't even think clearly.
But...
They still remember what those people told them before they came.
You must not say that you know Chinese Chinese!
So...
“No!IdontknowChinese!”
"华国語が分かりません!"
“?????????。 ”
“···”
Among them, dozens of people answered in their native languages, and then...
"Beautiful. ”
Liu Gang grinned and smiled brightly.
"Take away all the talking, they are not qualified!"
Don't understand?
You don't know how to answer my question accurately? What about the fool? Can't hide it, right? Sure enough, this thing can't help me.
Wang Dong: "????"
The Ministry of Happiness and Happiness of the Residents, who was accompanying the escort, immediately stepped forward and pulled all the people who opened their mouths onto the plane...
This operation directly made Wang Dong stupid.
Even the previous sadness was diluted a little.
Mainly... It was an eye-opener for him, but he wasn't stupid, so when he thought about it, he understood.
How can the things left by our ancestors be learned by crooked nuts casually? Don't understand Chinese Chinese? Don't understand it!
It is necessary to understand what you don't understand, and what you don't understand is talent~!
After eliminating all the Chinese of Huihua, Liu Gang began to order.
As for whether there are any fish that have slipped through the net, Liu Gang feels that there is a high probability that there is none, these people are not very smart, and they are also shocked by their own divine sense, so it is basically impossible to have a fish that has slipped through the net.
There are still more than 200 people left, so they can only point out, and if the conditions are met, see who is not pleasing to the eye and say who is unqualified~
They're going to live on the island in the future!
Even though we live outside, we have to see each other often, so of course, we will stay with whoever is pleasing to the eye.
So, who is pleasing to the eye?
Ahem!
Man!
And he is also a man who joins the army, of course, it is pleasing to the eyes of women~
Therefore, Liu Gang's points seem to be free to play at will, but in fact, there is a formula~!
On the premise of satisfying the conditions, "woman" man.
To refine it, the preference rule is ---Non-Black Women" "Beauty" "Women" Men.
Only when there is really no way to choose a man~
This also leads to the fact that after the selection, there are only a dozen men in the two hundred foreigners, and these are all the same thin and even sissy appearances.
After Wang Dong saw it, he was simply breathtaking.
"Awesome!"
"Small meaning, small meaning. ”
Liu Gang grinned: "Let's continue." ”
"You come, you come, I learn, learn. ”
Wang Dong also knew that Lin Fan just let himself come to relax and watch the play, so naturally he would not want to point fingers.
Liu Gang was also quite satisfied with this, so he said: "Then I will be ugly." ”
"Translator, is the translator in place?"
He roared.
Someone immediately said: "They all wore simultaneous interpretation headphones, but they didn't turn them on just now, do they turn them on now?"
"Open it. ”
Liu Gang nodded: "It's time to make some arrangements for them." ”
"Opened!"
"Hmm. ”
Liu Gang put his hands behind his back, and his tower-like body gradually stepped forward, like a super iron-blooded, devilish instructor or something in the army, full of oppression.
"From today onwards, you are the miscellaneous disciples of the Zizhu Academy, as for why you are miscellaneous disciples..."
"It's because we have an ancient saying in China: Heaven will descend on the people, and they must first work their muscles and bones..."
"Labor is also a kind of cultivation!"
"At the same time, you are not here to have fun, let alone go on vacation! So, hand over all your digital products, and give you an hour every month to use digital products and report to your family that you are safe!"
"If I find out that you are using digital products without permission, then I'm sorry, where did you come from, give me a chance to go back!"
"Now!
"Hand over the digital gadgets, and I'll take you to your quarters!"
"At the same time, it will also arrange what you have to do..."
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The island began to get busy.
At this time, the helicopters left one after another, so the "live broadcast of exchange student admission" in the face of various forces also ended.
In this regard, many people immediately expressed dissatisfaction.
"That's the end of it!?"
"Minister, isn't it?!"
"We should have the right to know what will happen next, not to mention, we don't know what classes they will take..."
In the face of everyone's inquiries, the Minister of Residents' Happy Life smiled indifferently: "Don't worry!"
"This Zizhu Academy is the Academy of Cultivating Immortals, and its posture is as vast as the stars in the universe, mysterious, bright, and unattainable. ”
"Now that they have entered the Zizhu Academy, they can naturally study, but you are not, next, they are going to take the first class of the Zizhu Academy, if they continue to broadcast live, won't everyone listen to it together?"
"I'm afraid that's not appropriate, right?"
In the face of everyone's dissatisfaction, the minister was not at all.
Who do you think Liu just said that to?
What are the exchange students?
Phew, what qualifications do they have for us to explain? Not to tell you? This is to give you a vaccination first~~~
The rip-off quickly continued.
But the minister saw the move, steady, and not chaotic~!
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Meanwhile.
The first class of the miscellaneous disciples of the Zizhu Academy had indeed begun.
It's just that it's not about cultivating immortals, it's ~~~~
"From now on, you are a miscellaneous disciple, and the so-called miscellaneous disciple is to be responsible for all kinds of things, from cooking, laundry, to all kinds of things. ”
"As long as the senior brothers and sisters of the inner gate have something for you to do, you must do your best to complete it, if you don't want to, you can leave at any time!"
"Don't be noisy! You read that right, these containers are your home. ”
"What?
"Do you know that your brothers and sisters still live in a bamboo house, the kind that leaks when the wind blows! In comparison, your containers are much better! You know?"
"What? The high tide will be flooded?"
"How is this possible? We have all calculated, the tide is at most touching the edge of the container, it can't be flooded, absolutely can't be flooded!"
"Well, are there any problems? If there are no problems, the attempt is over!"
"Next, I'm going to give you the first lesson!"
"Where's this first class, come, who's that, bring the textbook~~!"
Soon, the textbooks arrived.
Wang Dong leaned over to take a look, and then... The complexion is wonderful.
There are a lot of textbooks, several!
It's just that...
Chinese Chinese Learning Basics~!
Chinese Chinese Advanced Guide~!
Chinese Chinese self-study course···
The most awesome is the fourth --- "Eight Major Cuisine Home Cooking Recipes"
The best part is that there are dozens, if not hundreds, of different versions of this recipe in different languages!
How did Wang Dong know?
Although he didn't know a few foreign languages, but... He knows how to read pictures!
The cover is exactly the same or something, isn't that the same book? So the first lesson is about ????
Shhh
Not much.
The miscellaneous disciples also got the books, and then...
Everyone's expressions were wonderful.
What the hell?!
They're not geniuses, but they're not stupid either, at best, they're relatively not that smart.
At this moment, they all began to complain wildly in their hearts.
Don't know Chinese Chinese at first, but the first class is to learn Chinese Chinese?!
And what the hell is this recipe?!
"You've got all the textbooks, right?"
Liu Gang's voice came slowly: "What about Chinese, let you learn by yourself, remember to take time to study, if you can't learn Chinese, you can't cultivate immortals, and it's not a simple learning, you must be proficient!"
"After all, our Huaguo has been inherited for thousands of years, with a long history and culture, broad and profound, I don't think you will be able to learn without a few years of hard work~~~"