Chapter 268: The Reason for Being Single
As Valentine's Day is approaching, a few days ago, there was a B station UP master who did a survey.
The name is "If you are single or have a partner, how do you spend Valentine's Day?"
"Hello everyone, I'm a knowledge-seeker. Today's survey video is based on a fan's comment. ”
Then a screenshot was placed in the video.
A user named [It's a pity it's not you]: "Hello Curiosity, it's Valentine's Day soon, I want to ask a friend who has a partner and a single friend how to spend Valentine's Day?"
After a pause, the video continues.
"Well, everyone has seen this fan's comment, and his username is very storytelling. That's why I'd like to do a survey. ”
As a million-level UP master, Curiosity Jun has a studio.
The first person he interviewed was his high-profile employees.
"Leng Shao, you're single, right, so how are you going to spend Valentine's Day?"
Leng Shao is a stalk, he was quite cold in the video of Seeking Knowledge Jun before, and fans gave him the nickname "Leng Shao".
"How about Valentine's Day? ”
"Why?"
"I stay in the studio every day, how can I have the opportunity to meet other girls?"
There are girls in Qiuzhijun's studio, one of them is his girlfriend, and the other two are also famous.
There is also a cleaning aunt!
...
"We are on the Bund at this time, and there are a lot of people. Originally, I planned to investigate near the Modu Drama Academy, but the students there were all handsome men and beautiful women, so I dispelled this idea.
Now our goal is to find some hot guys and beautiful women to interview. ”
People who watch this video click on the barrage and see a string: [Something is wrong with you!]
"Hello handsome guy, I'm the UP master of station B, and now I want to interview you, is it okay?"
Nowadays, many young people are still quite friendly to Station B.
The other party agreed to the interview without hesitation: "Yes, excuse me." ”
"Are you single?"
"It's not. The handsome man smiled and shook his head.
"And how are you going to spend Valentine's Day?"
"Give your girlfriend roses and bags, she loves these little romances. ”
"Excuse me, farewell. ”
The video adds special effects, and the curiosity dodges away.
The camera cuts, and he appears in front of the two girls.
"Hello two young ladies, I'm the UP Lord Seeking Knowledge of Station B, and now I want to interview you, can I?" he repeated the passage again.
Under normal circumstances, many people are reluctant to be interviewed by reporters. Especially people who don't know each other, they have a sense of distrust.
Therefore, if you want to make the success rate of the interview higher, you must first be polite, and secondly, you have to understand the identity of the UP master of the ** station.
"Yes, just ask. ”
"Are you single?"
"I am, she isn't. ”
"Then why are you single? After all, young lady, you are so good-looking, there should be no shortage of suitors in reality, right?"
In the barrage, there is also a water [I can] [I love, love] and other LSP speeches.
"Do you still need a reason to be single? I think being single is unconstrained and quite free, so I don't plan to fall in love at the moment. And the matter of my girlfriend, which makes me quite disgusted by the super possessiveness of boys. ”
"Can you tell us why?"
"We're both fans of Rongyi and have loved it for years. But after my best friend fell in love with her boyfriend, the boy's first reaction was to ask my best friend to lose her fandom.
The reason is that my best friend called Rong Yi his brother, which made him insecure. I think her object is simply a big fool [beep], and my sister fans can't accept it?
Why didn't others let them take off their fans?"
The [beep] here is the late silence.
Anyone who understands understands!
Next, the Seeker asked again: "How are you going to spend Valentine's Day?"
"I'm going to spend it with my girlfriend. ”
"You're going to break up, huh? I won't let you make such a choice because of my interview, right?"
Qiuzhijun looked surprised on the surface, but in the later stage, there was his inner monologue: "Are there any proud male fans among my fans? ”
[Good brother, be angry, shoot you. 】
[Knowledge-seeking, I am a male fan of Rongyi, please give me the contact information of my little sister.] 】
[I want them all!]
......
"Why am I single? The main reason is that she is too good at playing games. She still has a reason to beep that I didn't protect her, so I'll divide it!"
Curiosity interviewed a handsome guy, but his answer...
Sure enough, he is a man of temperament!
"He couldn't do that, so we broke up. The chic and open sister replied domineeringly!
"How do you spend Valentine's Day? With your girlfriend, of course, hehe, hehe..."
This interview ended with a strange laugh from the boy.
The picture is black, and the camera switches to Leng Shao.
Later in the video, a large string of question marks appeared on his head, accompanied by the BGM of Rongyi's song "Listen to Mom": "Children, do you have a lot of question marks?"
Why didn't you switch to the Seeker?
Because he's not single.
...
The following interview video, with a focus on girls.
And it's also a quick question and answer that switches back and forth.
"Young lady, do you have a partner?"
A long list of responses were single.
"Have you been single, or have you broken up? If you break up, what is the reason?" is the question that Qiu Zhijun said to the girls who were interviewed next.
"Personality incompatibility. ”
"The other party is too unmotivated, and he plays games at home every day. ”
"The other party cheated. ”
"Mom Bao Nan, I don't have an opinion. ”
"If you have violent tendencies, you break up. ”
“......”
The reasons for a breakup are varied.
So it makes a lot of singles.
Of course, not everyone in the interview has ever been in love.
"I have never been in a relationship, because when I was a child, my dad was very bad to my mother, and he beat and scolded me at every turn, which caused a psychological shadow. Coupled with the news that there are many men beating women on the Internet, I feel that I am about to have a fear of marriage and even a phobia of men. ”
At this time, the Seeking Scholar immediately took a few steps back.
Let the accompanying girlfriend take over.
"Little sister, the premise of falling in love is to like it, if you don't like it, there's no need to force it. Of course, don't generalize, after all, there are a lot of good boys in the world.
In addition, there are many men who beat women on the news, so don't pay too much attention to it. That's because loving couples or couples are hard to get on the news. ”
...
Next, we interviewed the good-looking boys.
Of course, the interview with the Seeker will be immediate, but the order will be adjusted in the later editing.
"How do you spend Valentine's Day? It was the third day of the Lunar New Year. I visited relatives with my parents that day. ”
"What's wrong with being single? Am I proud? Am I proud?"
"Some time ago, I was about to talk about marriage, but my girlfriend and her mother proposed a bride price of 100,000 yuan, which made me understand one thing.
I don't seem to have anything but to be handsome. ”
The man laughed as he spoke, clearly joking.
There are a lot of comments in the barrage.