Chapter 30 Then, the rookie is still a rookie.
"Ruyue, what is he doing?" Looking at the stupid man who poked his head out of the water from time to time and sprayed water into the sky, Xingxi Baixue was full of doubts. Could it be that this is some kind of human ritual? After all, her understanding of human culture only comes from the indoctrination of blunt knowledge, that is, the common sense that everyone agrees on. There were some more cold and remote customs, and she obviously couldn't understand them all. And Ah Tie does not have this problem, it has been by Chu Yuesheng's side for several years, it can be said that he knows him better than Chu Yuesheng himself, I want to know if Chu Yuesheng has any strange habits in his life, and asking Ah Tie is definitely a correct choice.
But Ah Tie was silent for a bit of a long time this time, because he didn't know how to answer his friend's question.
Men's romance and occasional off-line behavior are really difficult for others to understand.
"I don't know either, but through sentiment analysis, I can be sure that he is happy now. In the end, Ah Tie gave such a not very satisfactory answer.
But forget it, just know that Chu Yuesheng was not suddenly possessed by the resentful spirits of dolphins or whales. Looking at Chu Yuesheng, who was happily playing with the water by himself, Xingxi Baixue's eyes rolled, and he suddenly asked: "Ruyue, don't you plan to change your body, let's go into the water too." Human males seem to like this, and it's called swimsuit temptation. ”
“...... No, I'm used to this body. ”
"That's a pity, your body doesn't fit the aesthetics of a male human at all. Xingxi Baixue shrugged her shoulders and didn't try to persuade Ah Tie again. It is Ah Tie's own choice to use such a bulky, rugged and technologically backward robot body as the carrier of his soul, and if he wanted to change, he would have replaced himself with a body with a better image and performance. Since it didn't do that, it must have been because it had its own insistence. Xingxi Baixue doesn't have so much to do, she has to develop everything according to her own ideas, she just mentioned it casually, Ah Tie is unwilling, and she will definitely not say more.
Ah Tie didn't feel a pity, because it didn't need to be like Xingxi Baixue at all, and if it wanted to achieve its goal, it had to get along with Chu Yuesheng step by step. Although it was a prank, I wanted to see Chu Yuesheng's embarrassment, but the ultimate goal of Xingxi Baixue was to increase his status in Chu Yuesheng's heart. And Ah Tie, who is Chu Yuesheng's family, has stood at the end of the Xingxi Baixue target from the beginning. Therefore, seeing that Xingxi Baixue worked hard to get closer to Chu Yuesheng, its heart did not fluctuate at all, and it even wanted to calculate pi to a billion decimal places.
Xingxi Baixue's mobility is not a joke, just do it when you think of it. She took a few steps forward, turned her head to look back at Ah Tie at the moment before she was ready to enter the water, smiled and waved her hand at it, and then fell backwards to the edge of the pool, and directly made a big jump several meters high, completing the casual clothes from regular clothes to serious one-piece swimsuits in mid-air, and slammed into the water that was already more than two meters deep.
Ah Tie stood on the shore, staring at the splash of water that was still spreading to the surroundings from the starry snow, his bulb-like eyes flashing red, as if he was seriously thinking about something. But in the end, Ah Tie still didn't make any action, it calculated the energy consumption of time and Chu Yuesheng during this time, and then turned around and left Chu Yuesheng's room, which had been transformed into a large swimming pool by him, and returned to his room.
It shouldn't be long before the excitement wears off, and he'll be hungry again. Hey, it's really troublesome to keep a human, whether it's a cub or an adult, you need outsiders to feed you to keep yourself healthy. Even if the adult learns certain skills to obtain food, the unhealthy food will still cause hidden damage to the body that is not easy to see, and the health of the adult will be reduced. Of course, there are many factors that lead to human beings entering a sub-health state, such as staying up late, not liking exercise, irregular diet, and living without moderation. When Chu Yuesheng had just graduated from college, he brought out a lot of bad habits from college, staying up late, eating junk food, and browsing miscellaneous content on the Internet...... Ah Tie has spent a lot of effort to keep Chu Yuesheng's body above the healthy passing line, and others can't understand this hard work at all.
With such a faint sense of achievement, Ah Tie left here silently, leaving all the time and space to Chu Yuesheng and Xingxi Baixue.
Although he was at the bottom of the water at a depth of three meters, thanks to the clarity of the pool water, Chu Yuesheng could still clearly see that something had fallen into the pool from the surface of the water not far away. Immediately after, the white shadow was like a fish tordo with a propeller behind it, rushing towards Chu Yuesheng's direction.
The reason why he didn't use a mermaid as a metaphor was because Chu Yuesheng had never heard of any species of mermaid that could still have bubbles behind him when swimming, and this speed was a little too fast!
Chu Yuesheng watched this human fish and thunder "fly" towards him, and then the moment before he saw that he was about to collide, he deftly changed his direction, swam around Chu Yuesheng, and finally stood upright in the water, staying in front of Chu Yuesheng.
It's a starry snow, and it's a swimsuit version, the kind that shines with the golden light of SSR!
The starry snow was suspended upright in the water, and the obstruction of the current seemed to her as if it were non-existent, but the buoyancy counteracted the gravity on her, making her like a petrel soaring in the water, swift and elegant.
Chu Yuesheng watched Xingxi Baixue circle around him, and the speed at which he turned around was not even as fast as Xingxi Baixue swimming from front of him to behind him, so he gave up resistance and simply used the pestle under the water as a mallet, intending to see what Xingxi Baixue wanted to do.
However, after Xingxi Baixue found that Chu Yuesheng was not cooperating with him, she also swam over, directly attached her soft body to Chu Yuesheng's body, hugged Chu Yuesheng's arm, and rushed out of the water with him.
Suddenly, from the underwater environment to the air environment, there was a serious asymmetry between the atmospheric pressure of the outside world and the hydraulic pressure of the fluid in Chu Yuesheng's lungs, which made Chu Yuesheng's chest very uncomfortable. Immediately afterward, a large amount of water squirted out of his mouth and nose, causing him to cough violently.
Chu Yuesheng had never coughed so hard, and his throat and eyes were hot and painful. Although the fluid in his chest was coughed clean, Chu Yuesheng still felt very uncomfortable, and he had a feeling that he wanted to cough but couldn't cough up phlegm stuck in his throat and eyes, which was extremely uncomfortable.
Xingxi Baixue made a fixed slope on the pool, pushed Chu Yuesheng, who was still coughing, up from the water, and then lay next to the slope, most of his body was soaked in the warm pool water, watching Chu Yuesheng lying on the slope and squirting water out, he didn't feel that Chu Yuesheng was so disgusting.
Fortunately, Chu Yuesheng's cough now is actually pure water that is squeezed out of the air by the lungs, not the almost digested food residues in the stomach pouch, so the scene is not so miserable.
After coughing and vomiting for a while, Chu Yuesheng finally recovered from this bad feeling. With his eyes full of dark shadows, he fell to the slope of his life, gulping in on oxygen, and coughing up some residual blisters from the corners of his mouth from time to time, as if he was just a little close to dying on the spot.
"Junior~~ how's it going, are you better?"
"Ahem, it's not very good. Why is this happening? Constant ecosphere, shouldn't I be able to survive in any environment?" Chu Yuesheng is now coughing completely powerless, he is now like a fish that has been placed on the board, and there is only a mouth left to chirp.
Xingxi Baixue poked Chu Yuesheng's face with her fingers one by one, and smiled and admired his embarrassed salted fish appearance.
"The constant biosphere is just to make sure that you can live no matter where you are, and it doesn't make you adapt to all the environments all at once. It can transform your surroundings into a way that suits your survival, but if those mediums enter your body, your body will still have a stress response. ”
"Like just now, you can breathe underwater, but when you switch from water to air, the water mixes with the gas in your body, creating bubbles that make your lungs feel uncomfortable, so you spit it out. ”
In other words, while the constant biosphere ensures that your life can be maintained at all times, your physical reflexes are still the same as those of humans. The complex and sensitive physiology of human beings can still make you vulnerable. Just like now, just filling your lungs with water and then mixing it with bubbles will disintegrate your ability to move and make you defenseless. ”
Chu Yuesheng raised his hand and grabbed Xingxi Baixue's finger that was trying to poke into his nostrils to make a fool, and then directly clenched Xingxi Baixue's fist, only exposing the finger that stretched out.
"I think I probably get it, but how should this problem be solved? ”
"In fact, it is just necessary to expand the constant biosphere into a protective shield, but this will reduce a lot of life experience, and it will also cause a huge energy consumption. ”
"So...... Let's let it go...... Let me think about it. Xingxi Baixue pulled her little hand out of Chu Yuesheng's palm, supported the slope with both hands, jumped out of the pool with a bang, and then sat down beside Chu Yuesheng.
In this position, Chu Yuesheng could see Xingxi Baixue's big white legs close at hand, as well as the boundary of the one-piece swimsuit near his hip bone.
With great perseverance, he overcame the nasty impulses in his heart. Compared with the color embryo in the bottom of his heart that keeps howling wolves, he still pays more attention to his own survivability.
It was just a swim in the water, and it got to where it is. What if he encounters a worse environment in the future? What about a hot or low temperature environment, a toxic environment? If his body still reacts to these extreme environments, then it doesn't seem to make much sense for him to wear this constant ecosphere.
"So what?" The long golden braids that kept swaying in front of his face were so attractive that Chu Yue was afraid that he would not be able to withstand the temptation to continue like this, so he also sat up. Now, he could directly see Xingxi's white face and the deep groove in the center of her neckline after she was gathered in a swimsuit.
Oops, it seems to be even more finished!Chu Yuesheng hurriedly threw his gaze into the air again. All he had was a pair of swim trunks was a pair of swim trunks, and if anything stood up, it would be obvious at a glance.
Xingxi Baixue didn't notice that Chu Yuesheng was in the biggest embarrassment of being a man, and she was still thinking about what kind of wording to use to explain, so that Chu Yuesheng, an illiterate person among the Holy Maidens of the Star Curtain, could understand what she meant.
How to teach a multiplication problem to a primary school student who can only do addition and subtraction is the problem that Xingxi Baixue is encountering now.