Liu Yun'er is not the kind of woman who doesn't know what is popular, she knows what Sea King means, probably refers to the scumbag who has many ambiguous relationships and often flirts with the guiding ideology of casting nets and fishing as the center, but at the same time can play with all the scumbags of all the girls, this kind of person deals with single girls, and his means are particularly superb.

Think,

Isn't Lin Da pig's trotters just that?

This bastard's love words to those fleshy love words, he just opened his mouth... And after listening to it, it will be numb.

Liu Yun'er pursed her lips, but she was not angry, after all, just based on someone else's words, she started to lose her temper with her boyfriend, which is obviously a manifestation of incompetence and rage, of course... I can't let go of that big pig's trotter because of this.

Now it seems that

There's a lot I don't know about that idiot, such as... What is his diploma? Did he have a girlfriend before him? Did he have some special relationship? How many women did he have?

Although these questions, that big idiot have already been answered, diploma high school... He was his first love.

However...

It's all a lie!

Gao Chinese can have his level? There seems to be nothing he doesn't know, and the fact that he is his first love is even more unbelievable... From my own personal experience, the big pig's trotters understand women better than women, and even perfume knows better than women.

subsequently

The bell rings,

Classes have officially begun.

Liu Yun'er stabilized her mood, picked up the textbook seriously, and proceeded to the next knowledge link.

Long

The end bell rings,

The students began to pack up their textbooks and notes and left the classroom, and at this time... Liu Yun'er suddenly shouted.

"Liang Xuchao is not there?"

“...”

"Professor Liu... I'm here!" Liang Xuchao shrank his head and said cautiously, "Professor Liu... I am here. ”

"Hmm. ”

"Come to my office. Liu Yun'er said expressionlessly.

Words fall,

Straight out of the classroom.

In a flash

Liang Xuchao was dumbfounded... With a frightened face, he said to the buddies next to him: "it... Am I going to be finished? I haven't been late lately, and I haven't left early... Why are you looking for me if you take notes seriously?"

“...”

“...”

“...”

Several buddies around him shook their heads sadly, and one of them said seriously: "Mourning... You must have committed a crime, otherwise how could Professor Liu come to you? ”

"I..."

"Engage in a partner, break up happily. Liang Xuchao frowned and said, "Just... Just these two things. ”

Then

Another buddy said, "Okay, okay... What do we have to guess here? You'll find out when you go. ”

Liang Xuchao mustered up the courage to take a deep breath and silently embarked on the road of 'death'.

...

An office,

Liang Xuchao stood straight in front of Liu Yun'er, not even daring to breathe.

"Nervous?"

"Don't be too nervous. Liu Yun'er put down the documents in her hand and said indifferently: "Looking for you is not to study the above things. ”

"Huh?"

"It's not... Isn't it learning the above things?" Liang Xuchao suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, but the crisis has not been resolved, as long as he is still standing here, the danger is always around.

Liu Yun'er said expressionlessly: "I heard you in the corridor before, what did you say about the Sea King... Who is Aquaman?"

“...”

"Professor Liu... This..."Liang Xuchao opened his mouth and said cautiously: "This has nothing to do with you." ”

Time

Liu Yun'er was speechless, and she couldn't tell her students that the Sea King in your mouth... It's my boyfriend.

"I..."

"I'm thinking about the girls in my department. Liu Yun'er said indifferently: "Although there are not many people... But it's still necessary to protect it. ”

This...

There are a total of 12 female students in the Department of Physics.

And it's almost all about to be assimilated... Need protection?

however

Liang Xuchao didn't dare to refute Professor Liu's words, and pondered for a long time... He said, "Professor Liu... Do you remember the first time we were tested, that problem that couldn't be solved?"

"Hmm..."

"In the end, it's up to others to solve it, isn't it?" Liu Yun'er said indifferently.

"Yes, yes, yes!"

"The Aquaman I am talking about... It's him!" Liang Xuchao said seriously: "A man who really owns the sea." ”

“...”

"What do you say?" Liu Yun'er said expressionlessly.

Liang Xuchao said seriously: "Brother Lin used his rich experience in love to help me get out of the confusion after falling out of love, I feel... At that moment, I was communicating with the sea, and I was redeemed with all my heart, and I was full of hope for the future. ”

Words fall,

Liang Xuchao continued: "Professor Liu... In fact, our physics department needs a love expert like Brother Lin, you see that we are male students, and most people can't tell whether a girl has made up or not. ”

"I thought that the girls in our department didn't wear makeup, until one day... There was a girl from the Chinese department sitting next to me, and I couldn't tell if I had put on makeup. Liang Xuchao said: "So... I wondered if I should let Ringo teach us to fall in love. ”

“...”

Liu Yun'er was silent, thought for a while, and said indifferently: "How to teach?"

"I've thought about it!"

"Pull a WeChat group, and then teach by video. Liang Xuchao said solemnly: "A class costs ten yuan, and currently... More than 70 boys are interested in paying for classes. ”

This...

That's 700 yuan?

Although Liu Yun'er really hoped that Lin Fan would earn this seven hundred yuan, but... She doesn't want Lin Da pig's trotters to harm her students, what kind of love training class will she hold, every student who comes out in the future will be like Lin Fan, wouldn't it add chaos to the society?

"Don't do it!"

Liu Yun'er said expressionlessly: "You dare to come like this, be careful that I report to the leaders of the hospital." ”

“...”

"Oh... Professor Liu, this... It's just an idea, I also asked Brother Ringo yesterday, and he resolutely refused, and I don't know why. Liang Xuchao sighed and said silently: "Yesterday, I packed all the leftover barbecue." ”

What the?!

Was yesterday's barbecue leftovers?

Liu Yun'er was suddenly furious, no wonder the big idiot ate so many skewers last night, it turned out... It turns out that it's all leftovers!

"And..."

"Didn't pay either. Liang Xuchao sighed and said silently.

originally

Liu Yun'er was full of complaints about Lin Fan because of the matter of Sea King and barbecue, and as a result... Liang Xuchao added another sentence of 'didn't pay', so that the big goblin risk was out of control first.

This bastard...

It's getting more and more dishonest, and I have to educate myself well tonight!

"Go back. Liu Yun'er said expressionlessly.

"Oh..."

Words fall,

Liang Xuchao hurriedly ran away.

"Lin Fan!"

"You wait for me at night!" At this moment, Liu Yun'er's face was full of anger.

...

Because Lin Fan left work early,

When Liu Yun'er returned to the apartment, he was already cooking at the moment.

"Are you back?" Lin Fan heard the sound of the door opening, hurriedly walked out of the kitchen, and said to Liu Yun'er with a smile: "Wait a minute... Right away. ”

Liu Yun'er ignored him, sitting silently on the sofa alone, holding her mobile phone in her hand, searching for 'how to beat your boyfriend's dog head'.

Outcome...

The answers that appear are nondescript.

Like what... Ice Shooter, King of Kites, Plus a hand of incense burner gems, Dog Head, Five Kites!

Another example... This kind of warrior is on the list, and he blows the dog's head in minutes!

“...”

"What is this?" Liu Yun'er frowned, gave up looking for answers on the Internet, and turned to self-improvement and independence.

moment

Lin Fan successively brought out a pot of chicken soup, a plate of braised prawns and a plate of oyster sauce lettuce and put them on the table.

"It's time to eat!" Lin Fan shouted.

“...”

Liu Yun'er stood up and said seriously, "Wait a minute..."

The words are not finished,

Looking at the three dishes on the table, he silently swallowed the words back.

Beat it again when you're full!

subsequently

The two sat down at the dining table, Lin Fan picked up a prawn, gently helped Liu Yun'er peel off the shrimp shell, dipped the shrimp in some soup, and handed it to Liu Yun'er's bowl.

In the face of Lin Fan's feeding, Liu Yun'er did not refuse.

But...

Gradually, I found that there was something wrong.

"Huh?"

"Why don't you eat it?" asked Liu Yun'er as she chewed the shrimp and looked curious.

"Feed my goblin first. Lin Fan peeled another shrimp and said to Liu Yun'er: "Do you want more?"

Suddenly

Liu Yun'er's heart was full of waves, and a wave of sweetness swept through her body.

No, no, no!

Calm down!

Liu Yun'er... At this moment, you must calm down!

Through hypnosis of herself, Liu Yun'er forcibly suppressed that sweetness, and today she is not here to fall in love with him, but to settle accounts!

The account of the watch,

Aquaman's account,

Barbecue account,

Pocket money account!

in a word

Fight to the death tonight!

After a long time,

Liu Yun'er took out a tissue, gently wiped the corners of her mouth, and said silently: "The dishes and chopsticks are washed, you go wash your hands first, and then go to the sofa in the living room." ”

"Oh..."

Lin Fan walked into the kitchen, washed his hands, then took off his apron and came to the sofa in the living room.

"Hey, hey..."

"What's the situation?"

"Why are you so serious?" Lin Fan asked with a grin.

Liu Yun'er suddenly turned her head, looked at the big pig's trotters beside her, and asked solemnly: "What's the matter with the Sea King? What about the barbecue? and... The 1,000 yuan of pocket money you were given didn't go spent, so why didn't you hand it over? Did you secretly wear your watch to work?"

it!

How does this girl know everything?

Lin Fan was completely confused.

meanwhile

Liu Yun'er looked at Lin Fan, who was speechless, and instantly a wave of anger surged up from the depths of her heart, directly to the top of her head, at this moment... The big goblin completely lost his mind, and all that was left was to take revenge on the big pig's trotters beside him.

"Lin Fan!"

"I'll fight with you!"

As soon as the voice fell,

Liu Yun'er pounced on Lin Fan, and the huge impact made him fall directly on the sofa, and at this moment, the big goblin was lying on top of him, and the angry little fists smashed into his chest like raindrops.

"Let you be the king of the sea!"

"Let you pack the rest of the barbecue!"

"You don't have to hand in your pocket money!"

"Let you wear your watch to show off at work!"

Liu Yun'er used the famous 'Wang Ba Fist' to retaliate against Lin Fan.

suddenly

A dark shadow struck in front of me, and then... Liu Yun'er felt her cheek being kissed.

At this moment,

She suddenly came to her senses and found herself lying on Lin Fan's body.

I...

How could I lie on top of him?

Hongxia frantically occupied Liu Yun'er's face, and just as she was about to flee from Lin Fan, one hand tightly wrapped around her waist.

"Oops!"

Liu Yun'er directly pressed on Lin Fan's body.

moment

The two of them were so close that they could even feel the heat emitted by each other's breathing.

......