56, online abuse (ask for recommendation, ask for collection!)
"Damn! What kind of bad movie did I watch? What kind of bullshit do I want to vomit after watching this "Dream Showbiz"!"
"The most rubbish movie, there is no one!
"And this theme song, I'll circle your uncle!
"Probably only by killing the director can the anger in my heart be calmed!"
"Li Zixuan, what kind of bullshit movie are you making? If you want to make a movie, you can hide and enjoy it yourself, don't let everyone pay for your dreams?"
"I support any creative spirit, but can you be a little pushy? Dare to release any garbage! And the theater chain is also blind?"
"It's bad without a bottom line! This can't be considered a movie at all, it's just an insult to the word movie!"
"It's an insult to my eyes, return the money!"
""Dream Showbiz" hurt me!"
"You're not Li Dog, you're Li Dog!"
"I used to think you were funny, uninhibited, and true temperament, but from now on, you are completely black, you are real rubbish!"
"I wanted to be warm with my daughter-in-law on Children's Day, but after watching this movie, everything was ruined! Li Zixuan, you are not human!"
"Watching this kind of movie with my daughter-in-law on Children's Day, big brother, you are also a talent!"
"I'm going to be a girlfriend, running for Li Zixuan's look, and now I feel like I've eaten a mouthful!"
"I came up to see how you scolded "Dream Showbiz", and it was really lively!"
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As soon as the movie was released, as Li Zixuan expected, the whole network was full of abuse, as if every keyboard could not vent their anger.
On the bean sprouts movie, word-of-mouth can no longer be described as a crash, there is no word-of-mouth at all, thousands of people are all one-star, 100% one-star bad reviews, and not even a two-star can be found!
"It's rotten heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys, just like the director, I'm a personal attack, come and sue me!"
"Trash movies, brain-dead directors, rotten breakthrough skyline!"
"It's a movie? It's a joke!"
"I won't look at it for a hundred dollars!"
"It's unprecedentedly rotten, and I've done better than it in PPT!"
"PPT is more fashionable than it, looking at the color picture of the last century, I feel a breath of middle-aged and elderly emojis in the group!"
"This movie is so advanced and avant-garde that no film has been similar to it for more than 100 years since the birth of the movie, and no movie can match it!"
"What the hell, a movie of more than an hour, you narrated and beeped for more than an hour, do you let us watch the movie or show off your voice?"
"Awesome! I watched it for more than an hour? I left the show in ten minutes. ”
"I'm disgusted by my girlfriend for my taste, and my personality is on the verge of collapse, what should I say?"
"Li Zixuan, go home and farm! Compared with this movie, the songs he wrote before are at the level of art!"
"Compared with Li Zixuan's appearance, this movie is two opposite extremes, everyone savor it for themselves!"
"Generally speaking, everyone has their own advantages, and I will not easily block the right of others to choose. But this movie really recommends that you don't watch it, feel the theme song to know what level it is. Dream chasing dreams, dreaming and dreaming, showbiz circles, dreams FFFFFFFFFFFF!”
"My favorite thing about this movie is the garbage that pedals on two boats, and it was he who made the director take a knife!"
"Why didn't the owner of that piano shop give the director green?"
"Where's the piano shop owner? It's the musical instrument shop owner, right?"
"I don't know, I don't know, I don't look closely. ”
Zhao Ritian: "You actually don't understand this movie, it tells the story of Teacher Wen leading his students to make a movie, and the movie they made is "Dream Showbiz".
This Teacher Wen is one of Li Zixuan's personalities, and his potential personality is also rebelling against Li Zixuan's demon, and it is understandable that he has done so many unreasonable things.
He deliberately provoked Mr. Qian on the righteous side, asked Mr. Qian to boycott Li Zixuan from making a movie, and also released cruel words: Don't think about making this movie in your life!
It's a pity that justice failed to defeat evil after all, and Mr. Qian failed to stop Li Zixuan's devilish steps.
Subsequently, Mr. Wen said halfway that he would resign and quit his job, and he also ran to commit suicide by jumping into the sea, and deliberately went to help the students who pedaled two boats to block the knife, and then arranged a group of students to make trouble in the hospital, and wanted to pull out the oxygen tube himself.
However, it is a pity that Li Zixuan has been abused by netizens all the year round and has already practiced a King Kong incorruptible body, and this series of operations allowed him to survive safely, and finally succumbed to the obscenity of Li Zixuan's main personality.
When this movie came out successfully, it proved that the personality of Mr. Wen had completely disappeared, and it was Li Zixuan's evil personality that remained in the world.
So at the end of the day, it's a story of the triumph of evil over good.
Remember, hell is empty, the devil is on earth, be careful when you go out!"
"666! You are the head of the analysis, I actually believe it!"
"What a fucking rape flower the landlord!"
"You still look carefully!
"Can you hold back your ability to speak? You said this, and some people were curious and wanted to buy tickets to see it. ”
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"Congratulations! Created a history of bean sprouts, 2.0 points!"
"That's because bean sprouts can only be rated at least one star, and this movie is worth one star?"
"I suggest that bean sprouts should have a rule of zero and negative scores!"
"Is this the case with Chinese movies? It's so ferocious!"
"It's right that I don't watch domestic movies, it's more uncomfortable than eating Xiang!"
"I just want to ask, what kind of system can produce such a 'superb' movie?"
"The rise of domestic films?
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In addition to evaluating the movie itself, various rhythms also fly.
There are also various long comments that are also very exciting, and if you come in and take a walk, you can learn a lot of swearing.
Li Zixuan's scarf has also completely fallen, and a bunch of people are squatting here and scolding, arguing with fans.
"I want to see right now, what do those fans who have been tricked into feeling think?"
"You don't have to be so 'sincere' about the money, you said you wanted to publish a photo album or something, just do a crowdfunding, and everyone is willing to pay for it. You don't have to make a movie like now, it's a waste of resources, it's hurting yourself, and it's hurting everyone, so why bother?"
"What about the fans who said they were going to help Li Zixuan push up the box office? Come out! Hahahaha! Xswl!"
"I guess they're all busy washing their eyes. ”
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