Chapter 21: The Pig Laughs
Fang Yu had a little headache, he knew Qiu Yue's character very well, the girl in the mountain city dared to love and hate, and at the same time, there was no lack of reality.
Although it was a good choice to let her die, Fang Yu still didn't plan to lie and cheat on this former girlfriend.
"It's just a roommate, and as of now, I'm still a single dog. He smiled self-deprecatingly, a failed rebirth.
"Hmph!" Yun Jue spewed out some air from his nostrils, picked up his chopsticks and ate it himself.
Qiu Yue bravely glanced at Yun Jue: "I'm going to move in." Fang Yu's face sank, and Qiu Yue panicked: "If you don't move, don't be angry." You eat slowly, I'm gone. In fact, Fang Yu couldn't figure out where he got so much charm.
Qiu Yue didn't mess around, Fang Yu breathed a sigh of relief: "I really don't know what she has in her head, dopamine?"
"Dopamine?" Yun Jue was a little incomprehensible, and after a long contact, she also noticed that Fang Jue always had some strange routines when he spoke. I didn't react at the time, but I thought it was interesting in hindsight. For example, the one who was born in Rome.
"A neurotransmitter. Fang Yu casually explained, in the era when there was no ferry, it was too difficult to check the information instantly. Fortunately, I deliberately checked it at the beginning, and I probably know what it means.
Yun Jue didn't ask, just silently wrote down the word, and went back to ask a friend who was studying medicine.
"By the way, I think Qiu Yue is very good, her legs are long and her waist is thin, and she likes you so much, why don't you go crazy one last time before graduation?"
"Yes, A, I can't afford it. Fang Jue said something in the clouds again, looking at Yun Jue's bewildered expression, Fang Jue had no desire to explain this time, and decided to tease her. Of course, at this time, Fang Yu also noticed that Wu Mingzhu was sitting two meters away.
"I'll tell you a joke. "It's the first time that Fang Yu has taken the initiative to create an atmosphere, and he used to be an atmosphere destroyer.
"Well, I really haven't heard your jokes. Yun Jue made a pun, Fang Jue didn't break it, and smiled.
"In the vast sea, a lion, a monkey, a sheep, and a pig are in the same boat, and the ship is about to sink, and at this time, an animal must take the initiative to jump into the sea to ensure that the ship does not sink. The monkey is the smartest, and he suggests taking turns to tell a joke, and if one animal does not laugh, then the joke is considered a failure, and the loser consciously jumps into the sea. ”
Yun Jue was hooked by this opening, put down his chopsticks and listened intently, Wu Mingzhu on the side pricked up his ears, and the spoon almost poked his nostrils.
The monkey's proposal was unanimously approved, and the monkey, as the proposer, was the first to tell the joke. The monkey told a joke, which was indeed very funny, and the lion and the sheep were trembling with laughter, but the pig was not laughing. The monkey was dumbfounded, and in desperation, he plunged into the sea. The boat was safe, and after drifting for a while, the pig suddenly laughed and said that the joke that the monkey had just told was so funny. ”
After the joke was finished, it was a little cold, Yun Jue didn't react, Wu Mingzhu, as an observer, understood first, laughed out loud, and quickly covered his mouth with his hand.
Fang Yu glanced at Wu Mingzhu: "Look, the sheep smiled." Yun Jue glared at him in annoyance: "You are a pig!"
seems to be ashamed, but in fact she is coquettish, this woman, Fang Zhen's heart was instantly moved. After doing it for a long time, I still have a face control?
Fang Yu was confused, after being reborn, he thought that he had gotten rid of his vulgar aesthetics, but he never thought that it was not because his concept had changed, but because he had not met a woman whose appearance and temperament were enough to collapse people's concepts.
I am a reborn, and I must get rid of vulgar aesthetics. Thinking silently in his heart, Fang Yu felt that he was back on the right path. Yun Jue caught Fang Yu's momentary suddenness, and while he was secretly happy, he couldn't help but secretly sigh that fate was tormenting. If they had known each other in their freshman year or earlier, Yun Jue would have been a little braver.
After the joke was over, he lowered his head and continued to eat, and the two became extremely tacit. Suddenly, Yun Jue sneered, it turned out that he understood the stalk of "right A", Fang Jue put down his chopsticks unhurriedly, and glanced at the other side calmly.
Yun Jue was thoughtful, and immediately spoke: "Shut up, don't speak." ”
This time, Wu Mingzhu didn't laugh on the side, because he didn't hear the stalk of "to A". Fang Yu smiled, and silently added in his heart: "Look, the pig is smiling." ”
Tacit understanding is a terrible thing, and the moment Fang Jue got up, Yun Jue also got up. The two did not leave the mess on the table, and after cleaning up together, they sent them to the basket on the edge of the cafeteria to collect dishes and chopsticks.
"I'll go return the car!" Yun Jue waved goodbye, and Fang Yu nodded: "I'll go to the library." ”
Fang Yu had some ideas, but before the leeks were harvested in May, the ideas were just ideas. Doing industry and labor-intensive industries is the meat of Zhengke's heart.
At present, there is an excellent situation of reform and opening up, and there is an abundant high-quality labor force in China, so if we do not seize the opportunity to develop, what is that stupid? As for going abroad, Fang Yu will still go to see it in the future. If you have the opportunity, it's also cool to make a little money by making a ticket.
As for the reborn people who were written in the novels and could earn tens of billions of dollars casually, Fang Yu was very skeptical about how they got out of the rice country alive. Wall Street capitalists, is it unusual to kill people and set fires?
Who were the people on the shipload of the "Mayflower"? How were the Indians almost wiped out? I believe that the so-called "civilized country" has a place to make sense, and Fang Zhen lived two lives in vain for decades.
(PS: A friend said that there is a place for "civilized countries" to be reasonable, and after listening to it, there is nothing to say, and people who are dozens of years old are .......) )
If you want to talk about civilization, the flower grower that has lasted for thousands of years is called it.
The sting above the middle of the road was blocked, and he had to stop to accept gossip questions.
"I heard that you and Yun Jue are living together?" Fang Yu was made to cry and laugh by this question, looked at Bai Li's rejuvenated face, and couldn't help but ask: "Master, the one who preaches and teaches and solves doubts!
"The teacher is also a human being! What's wrong with the gossip? Hurry up and explain the problem, or be careful of your graduation certificate." "This is a naked threat, and only in the face of Fang Yu will Bai Li be so unscrupulous. After the rooftop, the relationship between the two is delicate.
"I have always been upright and do not accept any threats. If it's a concern between friends, I'm willing to accept it. Fang Yu felt that he couldn't be threatened like that, so he had to fight back. Especially arguing with this goddess teacher, it's a lot of fun.
"Tsk, then we are not a teacher-student relationship now, but a friend relationship, so it's okay, right?" Bai Li compromised a little quickly, and Fang Yu punched the air.
"Tsk, what about your majesty as a teacher?
Bai Li snorted and raised her chin: "In front of the gossip, what do you want to be majestic, hurry up." ”