Chapter 1009: 306's Junior Sister Battle
In bedroom 306, four single dogs were lying lazily on the bed.
One is sleeping, and three are playing black games.
At the end of the semester, all three of them were shortlisted for the campus hundreds, Gu Xiaobai even graduated, and was about to enter the master's stage, and the blue sea whale riding sea tour also came to an end, and he also got a doctorate.
It's time to take a good rest.
In a few days, we will enter the summer semester, which is the time for 306 to be released.
"Up, up, up...... I'm dying, me...... You two pig teammates!"
"You're a pig teammate, what are you flying around, you're not there when you need your cover, you are here when you don't need your cover, what are your plans for me when you stick to me?"
"Hmm. ”
"I'd better fly solo, and I won't take you two weak chickens with me. ”
"Friends! Lao Tzu is going to spray people!"
"Hmm. ”
Without saying a word, Zhao Mo withdrew his trumpet, changed to an account of the glory king, and went to the waves by himself.
also silently despised his two roommates in his heart: Phew, you can't take it, you can't take it, you can do it, or buy a piece of tofu and kill yourself, pit goods!
After a while, Wang Haixia suddenly said: "You say, shouldn't we also give the little junior sister a gift!"
"Huh?" Zhou Xianting looked dazed: "What little junior sister?"
"Our little junior sister!"
"How can we have a little junior sister?"
"Xiaobai's little sister, we are brothers and sisters with Xiaobai, okay to wear the same pants, this is a sworn brother in ancient times, Xiaobai's little sister is equal to our little sister. ”
"Xiaobai's pants, you can't wear them under your armpits?" Zhou Xianting suddenly crooked.
"Phew, you also mentioned the top of your head, I'm only three centimeters shorter than Xiaobai!"
"But the little white leg is long!"
On the opposite side, Gu Xiaobai, who was sleeping heavily, turned over, revealing two long legs.
"Wait, wait, let's talk about the little junior sister first, do you think we should give some gifts to the little junior sister?"
"It's okay to be courteous, it's either a traitor or a thief, it's just something else, even the junior sister you rub, what are your plans for Xiaobai's little junior sister?"
"There are a lot of schemes!" Wang Haixia smiled, "Of course the junior sister is going to rub it, what if it becomes a girlfriend......?"
Over there, Zhao Xingsheng, who was halfway through digging in the exploration square, sneezed several times in a row.
Who is cursing me? and saying that I am half in the ground?
I pinched my fingers, it must be Wang Haixia!
Zhou Xianting originally planned to continue to complain about Wang Haixia, so he heard it.
Oops, that makes sense!
I didn't expect you to be so wise!
"I, the lead singer and head of the 306/1, of course, can easily capture the heart, and then say goodbye to being single...... Zhou Xianting perfectly replaced Wang Haixia's fantasy and continued to fantasize.
Plan to pass!
Even Zhao Mo, who was playing a game next to him, pricked up his ears.
After all, their sophomore year is coming to an end, and they are all single dogs.
Moreover, Senior Zhu Qinan is really miserable, miserable.
What's more, they also fell under the curse of Senior Zhu Qinan's "I Want a Girlfriend", maybe they will really be single for the rest of their lives.
witnessed the tragic situation of Senior Zhu Qinan, and the three single dogs all secretly moved finding a girlfriend from the second column of the plan list to the first column.
If you don't work hard, you won't be able to.
It really doesn't work!
You must end your singleness and lift the curse!
And this little junior sister ......
Didn't you write it all in it? Since ancient times, my sister loves my brother!
"Do you have any archaeological books?" Zhou Xianting thought seriously.
"It's so boring to send books, the little sister already has so many books, not bad for this one. Wang Haixia said, "I plan to give her something special, special and unforgettable!"
"What is it?"
"How can I tell you?" Wang Haixia glanced at Zhou Xianting coldly: "You are my competitor. ”
On the love field, there are no brothers!
I, Dongyuan Squirting God King Haixia, shot first!
On Weibo, the people who eat melons are really envious.
Archaeological associations, museums, and archaeology majors from more than 30 provinces and cities have given Chen Qiuyi gifts.
God knows, there are only ten schools in the country that have established archaeology majors.
Although most of them are books, these books are large volumes, and the price of professional books is high, and any one that comes out is hundreds of thousands or even thousands of dollars.
In addition, there are various cultural and creative products, which are fun to look at and not cheap.
However, I always send books and cultural and creative products, and everyone is bored.
Can you get something fresh?
At this moment, @涡喷侠突然出手了.
"Congratulations to the little junior sister who was admitted to Dongyuan University and became our 306 junior sister, senior brother and I Wang Haixia, today I will give the little junior sister a 'spray word order', this order in hand, you can spray people once, no matter when, no matter who it is, the spray word order is out, no one in the world!"
Underneath, there is also a large token with a spray word written on it.
At this moment, people on the Internet burst out laughing.
Wang Haixia's fans followed the trend below: "Spray the word left flag to report!
"Spray the right flag to report!"
"Flag ...... in the Spray Letter"
On the Internet, as Wang Haixia fought in the south and the north, the troll team that sprayed people everywhere quickly assembled and came to join in the fun.
For a time, there was no other thing in the limelight on the Internet.
Zhou Xianting hated it so much, there was no way, Wang Haixia has a huge influence on the Internet, maybe even better than Fu Wenyao, second only to Gu Xiaobai.
Compared to the momentum, it is absolutely incomparable.
However, I, Zhou Xianting, am an affectionate man, how can I compete with this kind of vulgar person who shouts and kills?
Not long after, @周先庭再加10磅也在网络上发布了一条微博.
"Congratulations to the little sister for joining the Department of Archaeology of Dongyuan University, Dongyuan University has always paid great attention to a strong physique, archaeology is even more so, as a senior brother, I hereby present a four-year fitness guidance coupon, whether it is aerobic or anaerobic, whether it is muscle gain or fat loss, senior brother is on call, accompany you to the end!"
Wang Haixia was really shocked by Zhou Xianting at this moment.
Zhou Xianting, this guy, is drawing salary from the bottom of the kettle.
The thought of two people sweating together in the gym and striding on the track together......
Damn, this guy is too much!
At this moment, @默然无语悄悄发布消息.
"Congratulations, junior sister, please accept a 'computer unlimited maintenance coupon'. ”
Do you think you're already awesome?
I'm going to help my little sister fix the computer, so I can enter my little sister's boudoir!
Plan to pass!