Although Liu Yun'er has never had a boyfriend, it doesn't mean that she is that silly and sweet, obviously... This scumbag sitting next to him, he is teasing himself, molesting a female doctor who has just returned from abroad.

If it was an ordinary strong woman, she might beat Lin Fan, but Liu Yun'er is a strange woman, and she has adopted another unique way, a way to go straight to the heart, and a way that is in line with her identity as a female doctor.

"I'm sorry!"

"Can't do it!" Liu Yun'er said solemnly: "First of all, from the perspective of physiology, the reason why people make noises is nothing more than two points, one is that when approaching or reaching the top, the oxygen content in the blood will decrease, and then it will fall into a slight hypoxia state, and show a series of reactions such as eye loss, blurred vision, and mild body spasms. ”

"At the same time, the oxygen content in the blood decreases, and the carbon dioxide increases relatively, and the breathing starts to be rapid. Liu Yun'er continued: "The second is that the brain will produce a substance called excitatory substance, which can make the human brain confused, and contact the inhibition of the brain, thus overwhelming reason. ”

"I'm a normal person. Liu Yun'er said seriously: "You can't do the kind of service you want, and besides... I love to kill you!"

Truth be told,

Lin Fan is indeed a little suspicious of teasing Liu Yun'er, but it is more of a misunderstanding, originally he wanted to say wake-up service, but there are six words... Then Lin Fan chose a more risky move, shortening the six words into two words, the meaning may have changed, but the core is the same.

"Don't make a fuss..."

"I just want you to wake me up every day. Lin Fan said embarrassedly and politely: "What... My attainments in literature are not very high, so I often use the wrong words, and I can't change them, or you will be wronged... Try to accept it?"

"If in the past. ”

"It's so easy for you to drag out and cut off your head. Liu Yun'er said expressionlessly: "Why should I accept your shortcomings?"

“...”

"Okay, okay!"

"I changed... Can't I change it?" Lin Fan said helplessly: "Let's go..."

But

Liu Yun'er still didn't start the car, and sat quietly in the driver's seat, as if she was in some kind of contemplation.

"You don't know anything about literature?" asked Liu Yun'er curiously.

"That's right!"

"Not very busy and proficient. Lin Fan shrugged: "From the fact that I just used a wrong word to describe what I want to express, you can see that in literature... How touching my IQ is. ”

Liu Yun'er frowned at the corners of her eyebrows, then the corners of her mouth turned up slightly, and she said slowly: "Outside the long pavilion, by the ancient road, Fangcaotian..."

"The wind suddenly blows up a pool of spring water. Xu Mang said with a smile.

In a flash

Liu Yun'er's face was gloomy, and he was deceived by the scum forest again, this is called not having the slightest literary accomplishment? He clearly understood the meaning of what he said at the first time, outside the long pavilion, by the ancient road, Fangcaotian... The lack of the word Bilian is to scold him for not wanting Bilian.

And this scum forest!

Using the words of Feng Yansi, the prime minister of the Southern Tang Dynasty, to write "The Golden Gate", the wind suddenly rises, blowing a pool of spring water, what is the matter?

It's just saying... It's your business!

"Hey, hey!"

"It's not so easy to trick me!" Lin Fan said triumphantly: "Although my literary attainments are not high, they are also relative, I am referring to Nobel laureates in literature, compared to those people... I can't, but compared to you?"

After that,

There was a slight look of contempt.

Exploded!

It was a complete explosion!

Don't die in silence, just erupt in silence, this moment... On the back of Liu Yun'er's slender and white hand, there were even faint traces of green tendons, and she asked, "Manslaughter... How many years?"

“...”

"Oops!"

"No, not really... Literary PK also caused a fatality. Lin Fan knew how much this woman was up, because she had only experienced a pizza incident before, and then said, "Sister... My sister, let's stop making a fuss, okay? It's been ten minutes... We're still where we are. ”

Liu Yun'er didn't speak, and silently pressed the electronic handbrake, of course... She didn't forgive Lin Fan for this, she fought again and again, she was humiliated by defeat, she felt very annoying when she thought about it, this guy... How to double major in arts and sciences?

The white Audi drove slowly on the road, although it was the rush hour after work at the moment, but the atmosphere inside the car and the outside of the car were two time and space, Lin Fan and Liu Yun'er did not speak to each other, and were in a relatively silent atmosphere.

"Is Lin Fan your real name?" Liu Yun'er asked suddenly.

"If you don't change your name, you can't change your surname... I am Lin Fan, and Lin Fan is me. Lin Fan said, "What?"

Liu Yun'er said expressionlessly: "Did you do something with your identity? Why did you find your information... It shows that it is the XX orphanage, and this orphanage has gone out of business, the director died three years ago, and all the information about you, disappeared without a trace. ”

"Do you think there is such a coincidence in the world?" Liu Yun'er said solemnly: "So many coincidences come together, it's not a coincidence, you must have forged your identity, as for your true identity, you know best." ”

"Don't guess!"

"In short, I am Lin Fan, a lazy person. Lin Fan said: "That's all. ”

“...”

Liu Yun'er didn't continue to ask, even if she asked again... I can't ask why.

...

early morning

The light of the righteous path shone on Lin Fan's cheeks.

After getting up and putting on my clothes and pants, and then washing up, I suddenly received a voice call request from Liu Yun'er.

"What are you doing?" Lin Fan asked.

"Wake you up. Liu Yun'er's cold and emotionless voice reached Lin Fan's eardrums, and she couldn't help but tremble.

“...”

"Thank you... It's already up. ”

hang up

Lin Fan looked at the interface of the mobile phone, although he was just a joke, he didn't expect her to really do it.

In the underground parking lot,

found Liu Yun'er, who had been waiting for a long time, and Lin Fan, who got into the car, asked curiously, "Why is it so early today?"

Liu Yun'er didn't speak, gave Lin Fan a piece of paper and a pen with her backhand, and said indifferently: "Solve it for me before I go to school... When the time comes, you will be exempted from gas for a month. ”

After a night of serious thinking,

Liu Yun'er finally decided to help her sister, of course... It is impossible to introduce Lin Fan to her, the best way is to let him solve it, and then hand it over by himself, as for who did it... For Song Yuxi, it doesn't matter at all.

Glancing at the contents of the paper, Lin Fan pursed his lips and said, "How is this electrodynamics?"

"Hmm..."

"Can it be solved?" asked Liu Yun'er.

"Yes, yes, but..."Lin Fan asked curiously, "Won't you?"

Liu Yun'er pursed her lips, slightly annoyed and angry, if she would... Do you still need you?

"Don't talk nonsense!"

"Solve it for me immediately!" Liu Yun'er said coldly, and then started his car.

Lin Fan looked at Liu Yun'er and showed a bitter smile.

Alas...

What a tsundere refrigerator!

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