Chapter 33: Setting the Trap
The wilderness could not be ridden, and the zodiac boat pushed the cart deep and shallow on the overgrown path.
In fact, this is not a road anymore, but the soil is harder and will not sink.
The more he walked, the more desolate he became, Huang Daozhou had doubts in his heart again, and he couldn't help but ask: "Huang Han, is it really your classmate Chengwen Pavilion who just said it, and you can know about this remote place?"
It seems that Huang Daozhou is not easy to deceive, Huang Han smiled secretly in his heart, he was not worried about anything at this time.
Anyway, the zodiac boat has been fooled to the ground, nothing else matters, the important thing is not to return empty-handed, and we must strive to catch an old turtle.
Otherwise, there will definitely be no next time.
Huang Han did not answer Huang Daozhou's question, and said to himself:
"This place is full of ponds, the shallow water is overgrown with weeds, the reeds are almost in the forest, and there must be a lot of kings. Haha, Dad, what are you going to do if you can catch an old turtle? ”
"An old turtle can stew a pot of soup, and a family can have a big meal. ”
"Dad, don't think about eating yet! We should exchange this old turtle for a bicycle and the factory director to look at you differently. ”
"We've worked so hard to catch a turtle, but we want to give it as a gift? The bike is public and will always be my turn. ”
Yo! It's only been a few days, why is Huang Daozhou, who originally thought that the bicycle was bound to win, not so firm?
Well, it's possible that something bad was heard.
changed the topic in two sentences, Huang Han laughed secretly in his heart, he no longer mentioned the bicycle that made Huang Daozhou upset, and said:
"Dad, it's not too early, we need to set up five traps, we have a long way to go! ”
Huang Daozhou smiled and said, "Also, I haven't skimmed the eight characters yet, maybe I won't even be able to catch a loach......
"Dad, your emotional intelligence is not high, so you won't say a few auspicious words?"
"That's feudal superstition, if it was useful to say bad things, the 'U.S. imperialist Su Xiu' would have been finished long ago. ”
"Dad, the state should actually make you the director of the factory, no, the director of a briquette factory is not even a deputy department, it is a fart, at least you should be the manager of the fuel company. ”
Huang Daozhou likes to listen to this, and he said while digging the soil: "Although I don't have a diploma, I have a culture, and the culture we learned at that time was much stronger than that of those workers, peasants, and soldiers.
What is the manager of a mere fuel company? I am definitely better than them if I write crookedly. ”
"Well, Manager Huang, I'm sure you'll be able to do it. We don't need to dig too deep, we can bury the jar and raise it a centimeter or two above the water, there is no wind today, and there is no boat here, so the water can't get in. ”
"Bastard, make fun of your father! I know that a small half of it is left in the water, but our jar has a crack, and water seepage is inevitable. ”
"Are you stupid? just bury yourself on the shore, and then shovel a few shovels of water along the mouth of the jar in the direction of the water!"
"Yes, why didn't I think of it, haha, you are so smart, raising a child is better than a father, what do you want money for?"
Money is not everything, but without money it is absolutely impossible!"
"Hey, where did you hear that, it makes sense!"
"You haven't heard anything like that?"
"Definitely not. ”
"Oh, Dad, you'd better hurry, or we'll get dark, and we'd better get back to the haystack before it gets dark, or we'll lose sight of walking and risk falling into the pond." ”
"Yes, yes, yes, you have to do it quickly. ”
Huang Daozhou was responsible for digging a pit and burying the jar and two white iron buckets next to the pond, and Huang Han was responsible for arranging and camouflage, but he was still busy until dark before going back.
Huang Han couldn't see the road blindly, so he grabbed Huang Daozhou's hand tightly and stumbled.
"It stinks, you can smell it from afar, Huang Han, I think this method will work nine times out of ten. ”
"It's completely a matter of waiting for the rabbit, relying on luck, anyway, I think there should be an old turtle here, as for whether it enters the urn or not, it all depends on the will of God. ”
Huang Daozhou said to his son: "Old turtles basically climb into shallow water at night and stick their heads out of the water, and they smell what we think is a stench, just like a dog smells stinky, and feels fragrant." ”
"Hee-hee, Dad, you're just taking it for granted, you've seen it with your own eyes, or you've verified it with your own hands. ”
"I've walked more bridges than you've walked, I'm teaching you knowledge, can you be humble. ”
"Dad, let's not follow the crowd, we must have our own judgment, for example, going deep into the tiger's den is just taken for granted by the ancient literati, and it turns out that the tiger has a territory, and there is no nest at all. ”
"Nonsense, the Water Margin describes that Li Kui entered the tiger's den and killed four tigers, big and small, so it's still false. ”
"That's whether the novel is good or not, the tiger is still the tiger father, the tiger mother, and the two tiger cubs, and it's even more ridiculous. ”
The father and son chatted, chatting and chatting, and Huang Daozhou had the urge to hurt people, because he couldn't say that his son was angry.
Suddenly, his son stumbled, and Huang Daozhou grabbed Huang Han's clothes quickly to prevent him from falling into the mud.
"Don't be unforgiving, look at the road. ”
"I can't see it at all. ”
"What did you say?"
Huang Daozhou was startled, stopped and squatted down, and asked in the face of Huang Han's eyes staring at him.
Huang Han smiled and said as easily as possible: "I can't see anything at night. ”
"You can't see it, how can you not see it......"
Huang Daozhou panicked, some incoherently, and his voice was crying.
"Dad, you don't need to worry, it's just night blindness, and it will get better in a few months. ”
"I'll take you to the hospital tomorrow to take a look at the doctor, and you don't say it early, come, dad carries you. ”
As he spoke, Huang Daozhou squatted down with his back to Huang Han.
Huang Han said: "No need, it's not completely invisible, I'll hold your hand and let's just walk slowly."
I don't need to go to the hospital, I will take care of it myself, maybe my eyes will be better in the next semester. ”
Huang Daozhou choked up and said: "I know what night blindness is, it's all because my father is not capable and doesn't let you eat enough nutrition." ”
He resolutely refused Huang Han to go by himself, he had to carry it, Huang Han couldn't help it, so he had to lie on his father's thick back......
The two of them came to the haystack, pulled out a hole, took the quilt and went into sleep, the father and son chatted with each other, they were too tired, and while talking, Huang Han was silent.
Huang Daozhou took a closer look and found that his son had fallen asleep and had a smile on his face.
Huang Daozhou was worried that Huang Han would catch a cold, hugged his son and wrapped him in the quilt, and said in his heart: "This kid has a really big heart, I am a little creepy in this ghost place, he can actually sleep peacefully." ”
The night was very quiet, only the sound of insects was heard, Huang Daozhou rarely hugged his son to sleep, and unconsciously fell asleep.
He was very careful not to be stolen by a thief when he fell asleep, tied it with a rope, and put the other end on his arm.