Liu Yun'er was very annoyed, but a little funny... As soon as this bastard fell in love with him, he started to do something, and he will have it in the future?!

"I..."

"Shall we be reasonable?" Lin Fan covered his sour nose and said angrily: "Isn't falling in love just playing hooliganism... can't be a hooligan in the bright light, who is still going to fall in love, and then put it another way... Serious people who fall in love!"

Hearing Lin Fan's words,

Liu Yun'er gritted her teeth in anger and said angrily: "You... You're talking nonsense, who said you have to be like that when you fall in love?"

Lin Fan was suddenly deflated, maybe he was too anxious, and there was nothing wrong with thinking about it... Just after the relationship was confirmed, I did something to others... In fact, it was still light to take such a punch, but fortunately, the woman was not carrying a baseball bat in her hand at that time, which was really a blessing in misfortune.

"Big rascal!"

"I think about taking advantage of others every day..."Liu Yun'er rolled her eyes, and Lin Fan, who had a melancholy face, hesitated for a long time... Softly spoke, "Does it hurt?"

"I said it doesn't hurt you, do you believe it?" Lin Fan said helplessly: "I was punched hard..."

"Humph!"

"Whoever asked you to come up will do something to me. Liu Yun'er said angrily.

Lin Fan pondered for a moment and asked cautiously, "Then what should I do?"

“...”

Liu Yun'er said angrily: "If you don't do those things, you will die immediately? You take good care of me, be considerate of me, coax me when I'm sad, protect me when I'm in danger, cook for me when I'm hungry, so much you can do... Unfortunately... Stinky rascal!"

I...

It's no different from usual.

When it's not your boyfriend, don't you coax you all day long? Don't you cook for you too? When you're sick, they take you to the hospital...

But

Lin Fan quickly figured it out, everything needs a process, plus this woman is very special, a female professor who has been single for twenty-nine years, it feels terrible to think about it.

"What are you thinking?" Liu Yun'er looked at Lin Fan's pensive appearance and asked curiously, "Are you thinking about how to bully me again?"

“...”

"No... I'm thinking... Forget it. Lin Fan said with a smile: "Get in the car... It's weirdly cold outside. ”

"Hmph..."

"It's certainly not a good thing. Liu Yun'er glanced at her and got into the car with Lin Fan.

At this point,

The two sat in the car, without any words, enjoying the peace of the night.

"Ugh..."

"Big fool?" Liu Yun'er said softly, "After becoming a couple... Does it really have to be like that?"

"Which one?"

Lin Fan asked.

"You..."

"You..." Liu Yun'er suddenly said with a blushing face, "It's what you just planned..."

"Oh..."

"I don't know. Lin Fan shrugged his shoulders and said indifferently: "Maybe... However, the most typical example is platonic love, a kind of spiritual pure love that pursues spiritual communication and reason. ”

Hearing Lin Fan's words,

Liu Yun'er fell into silence, did she need this?

No!

Of course not.

But now I can only accept physical hugs at most, as for the rest... There will be a sense of resistance and fear for no reason, which is also the reason why Lin Fan was unconsciously punched.

"I..."

"I can only accept hugs now..."Liu Yun'er said softly, "I don't know why... When you're ready to kiss me, I... I was scared, super super scared, and then unconsciously punched you. ”

Regarding Liu Yun'er's emotions, Lin Fan can probably give an answer... It's just that I've been single for too long!

"Uh..."

"I have a solution. Lin Fan turned his head, looked at Liu Yun'er seriously and seriously, and said, "Do you want to listen?"

“...”

"Say it. Liu Yun'er nodded.

"The biggest reason for all your resistance may be that I didn't bully you enough and not violently enough!" Lin Fan said: "In order to make you get used to it, I have decided to bully you more in the future, and the degree will be a little more violent." ”

Words fall,

Lin Fan smiled and asked, "What do you think?"

In a flash

Liu Yun'er surged out of his heart, people told him things well, and he began to use his crooked brain again, what is it called doubling bullying in the future?

I'm...

Why did you fall in love with such an idiot guy?

"What are you looking for?" Lin Fan asked curiously when he saw Liu Yun'er leaning over, stretching out his hand on the back seat and not knowing what to turn over.

"Baseball bats. ”

"Today next year will be your death day. Liu Yun'er said with a dark face.

"Oops, hey..."

"No, no, no..."Lin Fan hurriedly shook Liu Yun'er's hand, and said embarrassedly and politely: "If I hang up... Who's going to take care of you?"

"Humph!"

"I lived for nothing for twenty-eight years before?" Although Liu Yun'er was held by Lin Fan's wrist, she no longer had the feeling she had at the beginning, the feeling of electric shock all over her body, and then said expressionlessly: "Don't think that I am so incompetent in life." ”

“...”

"Actually, you're missing a year. Lin Fan reminded: "It should be twenty-nine years!"

As soon as the voice fell,

Liu Yun'er exploded on the spot and said angrily: "Let go! I must let you go to the hospital today!"

After that,

Liu Yun'er began to struggle, trying to break free from Lin Fan is big pig's trotters, perhaps the amplitude was too large, causing the white Audi car to shake slightly, and this shaking... gave Lin Fan great damage.

Lin Fan's face suddenly changed, and he felt a strong and extremely strong feeling of vomiting.

Finished!

Here we go!

Aunt Xia's braised pork is brewing... It's going to take off!

Suddenly

Lin Fan hurriedly jumped out of the car and ran to a corner on the side of the road.

At this point,

Liu Yun'er was also scared silly, herself... I'm just scaring and scareping, how can I really beat him, and if I really beat him, it hurts so much that he is not alone... It hurts in people's hearts, too.

However, Liu Yun'er found that Lin Fan didn't run far, but bent over in a corner, seemingly... Vomiting.

Hurriedly took out a pack of tissues from his bag, jumped out of the car and came to the trunk, opened it and took a bottle of mineral water from it, and ran directly to Lin Fan's side.

"Wow. ”

"Rinse your mouth. Liu Yun'er handed Lin Fan a bottle of mineral water.

"Hmm..."

Lin Fan rinsed his mouth, then took the tissue handed over, wiped his mouth, sighed deeply, and said weakly: "I almost didn't die... This Aunt Xia's braised pork is too powerful, and she really picked up a life. ”

“...”

"Is it really that unpalatable?" Liu Yun'er felt that Lin Fan was exaggerating, although the dishes made by her mother were sometimes difficult to eat, they wouldn't vomit, right?

"Actually..."

"It's not that unpalatable, it's just too much. Lin Fan said helplessly: "Do you know the pot for sauerkraut fish? Today, it's the braised pork in that pot, which is enough to reach this high height. ”

Looking at Lin Fan's gesture, Liu Yun'er asked curiously, "You ate it all alone?"

"That's not..."

"I ate with my leader, I ate all the delicious food by myself, and I sent all the charred and fat meat to his bowl. Lin Fan said with a smile: "I guess... My leadership is painful right now. ”

Hearing Lin Fan's words,

Liu Yun'er's hair is numb, but there is nothing she can do about it, if she can... Liu Yun'er hopes that the pot of braised pork will be eaten by his father, anyway, he has eaten it for more than 30 years, and it is estimated that he is used to eating it, but Lin Fan is different, he can't get used to it for the time being.

"You don't have to go to work tomorrow. Liu Yun'er said: "Have a good rest for a few days." ”

"Hmm..."

"I don't think our leaders will be here in the next few days. Lin Fan said: "Take a break for two or three days and then go to work." ”

Words fall,

Lin Fan sighed and said with extreme annoyance: "Originally, I made an appointment with our leaders to go to the bath together after eating, and then go to drink, and then go to the sauna after drinking, but this time he was so miserable that he was estimated to be in debt." ”

Liu Yun'er was silent for a long time and pursed her lips... Asked softly, "Alas... Are you not there for me?"

Lin Fan was stunned, looked at Liu Yun'er in horror, and suddenly realized that he already had a girlfriend, and this girlfriend was a big goblin...

Finished

I accidentally said that I missed my mouth.

"Still taking a bath, still drinking, still taking a sauna, what are you going to do tonight?" Liu Yun'er said calmly with a dark face: "In the future, when you participate in any activity after work, you need to report it to me in advance, and the incident happened suddenly... Report temporarily, and explain the situation to me as soon as you come back in the evening. ”

Lin Fan shrank his head and said cautiously, "Isn't it a little painful?"

"Who told you to be so unreassuring. Liu Yun'er said indifferently: "Of course, if you behave well, I can remove them all, but at this stage... Sensei thought about it. ”

Lin Fan sighed, he can't live because of his own sin!

Tell these things in front of your girlfriend... People will definitely be angry.

"Huh?"

"Don't mess around with your leader in the future. Liu Yun'er said seriously: "I'm afraid that he will bring you badly." ”

Lin Fan nodded hurriedly and said seriously, "You're so right! I used to be quite an honest person. ”

Liu Yun'er glanced at her and said expressionlessly, "Let's go... Went back. ”

...

Long

The two returned to the apartment,

When Lin Fan was opening the door, Liu Yun'er suddenly said, "Give me a key to your room." ”

"Oh..."

Lin Fan handed the spare key to Liu Yun'er, then rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "Is it time for me to give you the key to your room?"

"Don't give it!"

Words fall,

Liu Yun'er walked into the room and hurriedly closed the door, for fear that the big pig's trotters would rush in the next second.

Put away the keys,

Liu Yun'er hurriedly came to her bedroom and threw herself on the big bed, her head buried directly in the bed, and she kept kicking her calves at the same time.

Finally...

Finally ended up with myself twenty... Twenty-eight years of singleness.

At this time, Liu Yun'er was happy and excited, she needed to find someone to talk to now, and this person... is the best sister, Song Yuxi.

"Hello?"

"Xiao Yun'er, what's wrong?" Song Yuxi's voice came out.

"Rain Creek!"

"I... I'm in love!" Liu Yun'er said shyly and with a little happiness.

In a flash

Song Yuxi was dumbfounded.

......