After listening to a song by Xiaobai, his marriage proposal was successful. ”

The next day, on the WeChat public account of Dongyuan University, such an article appeared.

Just in "'You are all horses' - the emotional speech of the president of Dongyuan University" and "The story behind a song" - an interview with Su Zheyu, a member of the teaching group. Two articles below.

I don't know how the editor of the official account dug up this story.

Probably when I interviewed Senior Xiao Su, I felt the resentment of Senior Xiao Su, so I followed the vine and pulled out a public enemy of the whole people.

After this article was issued, it immediately caused a group of single dogs to wail.

It's too much, showing affection and showing it on the official account.

I'm so envious, I'm dying of envy!

The world is so unpredictable.

Having someone to spend with you and always support you is perhaps the happiest thing in the world.

However, these still have nothing to do with Gu Xiaobai.

Early in the morning, Gu Xiaobai jumped up from the bed and ran in the direction of the stadium.

Dongyuan University's physical education examination is particularly strict, and there are many students with sports specialties and athletes.

The stadium was packed, with students running long distances and members of sports teams doing physical training.

Gu Xiaobai stood next to the stadium, looked left and right, and saw a somewhat familiar figure, so he leaned over.

"Hello teacher. This is Gu Xiaobai's physical education teacher this semester, and he is also one of the physical coaches of the school sports team, and he is directing several seniors of the sports team to conduct physical training.

Seeing Gu Xiaobai coming over, the physical education teacher was stunned: "Xiaobai, are you also exercising in the morning?"

Then he turned around and yelled at a few strong seniors who showed a shy appearance: "Go on, don't stop!"

Then, he turned his head again, showed a smile on his face to Gu Xiaobai, and gave two thumbs up: "That song last night, awesome!"

As he spoke, he sang: "You are a horse, lala......"

Several senior brothers and sisters who were training in physical fitness showed expressions of lovelessness, and they were all poisoned by the coach this morning.

It's just a matter of singing, don't go out of tune.

It's just out of tune, can you stop just singing this one sentence all the time!

Just sing one sentence, can you stop singing endlessly!

Gu Xiaobai politely listened to him sing this sentence three times, and the inexplicable humming interspersed in between, the physical education teacher finally reacted.

No passerby had ever listened so politely to him singing.

"Xiaobai, do you have something to do with me?"

"Hmm. Gu Xiaobai nodded seriously and asked, "I want to ask you a question about sports." ”

"Problems with physical education?" The physical education teacher burst into tears, and the top students in our school came to me to ask questions!

In this place where the top students are gathered, the pot on the back of the physical education teacher can be sold as a pot.

For example: "Did you do so badly in the last class exam, did the physical education teacher teach you?"

For example: "You don't know this kind of problem, just go to your PE teacher for lessons!"

Another example: "You can't solve this problem, did you learn math from your physical education teacher in high school?"

Anyway, it's hard to put into words.

We sport is also a science, why should it be despised!

We PE teachers don't want to carry this pot!

He patted his chest abruptly and said, "If you have any questions, just ask, I can help you answer your sports questions!"

Physical education teachers who have graduated with a master's degree in physical education and are currently studying for a doctorate in physical education and training are very confident.

There are really not many things I don't know in this field!

So, Gu Xiaobai asked, "Teacher, do you know how to climb trees?"

Physical Education Teacher: "......"

Climb trees?

What kind of sport is this, I ......

Gu Xiaobai stared at the physical education teacher with wide eyes.

The physical education teacher, who didn't blush when he sang so badly, blushed all of a sudden.

The cowhide that has just been blown out sighs......

He searched his knowledge system, coughed, and said: "Tree climbing is a branch of climbing sports, and it is also a very meaningful sport, and there are sports such as the 'International Tree Climbing Championships' in the world, and at the same time, some schools in my country have opened 'tree climbing' courses, but they use rope climbing......

Gu Xiaobai listened to him quietly, and then asked, "Then, teacher, can you teach me to climb a tree?"

The physical education teacher's face turned even redder.

"I ...... I don't know how to climb trees......"

Shame on you, just bragged!

"Climb a tree, I will. ”

"Me too. ”

"When I was a child, I crawled every day. ”

Several brothers and sisters raised their hands in the back.

Gu Xiaobai's eyes lit up.

Five minutes later, next to the sports field, next to a few stout trees, Gu Xiaobai looked at a few senior brothers and sisters moving their shoulders, grinding their fists and palms, with a blank expression: "Is this okay? Will it delay the training of the seniors?"

"Xiaobai. The physical education teacher pointed to several brothers and sisters in high spirits: "Our professional direction of physical education and training is to study how to train better athletes, in other words, these are my guinea pigs." Is it a matter of letting the guinea pigs race and die or something?"

Of course it doesn't matter!

The little mouse brothers and sisters squinted at their own smug coach one by one, eager to gnaw him to death with their two front teeth.

"Okay, let's go!" the physical education teacher blew the whistle, and the mice brothers and sisters immediately hugged the tree and climbed up.

One of the brothers climbed very fast, kicked off his shoes, threw himself into the tree, swished a few times, and then went up the tree, sat on the branch and looked down.

"Okay, it's just you, Xiaobai, I think your Senior Brother Zhang is more professional, so let your Senior Brother Zhang teach you!"

This bamboo rat is too fat, it's you!

At around seven o'clock in the morning, a large crowd of people gathered on one side of the stadium.

"Xiaobai, come on!"

"Hold on, it's almost there!"

"Come on!"

Gu Xiaobai was like a koala, stuck at a height of two meters from the trunk of the tree, squirming desperately, but he couldn't get up or down for a long time.

He was a little out of energy, and climbing trees was harder than he thought.

"Xiaobai, you take off your shoes. Senior Brother Zhang said below.

Gu Xiaobai took a deep breath, hugged the trunk of the tree with both arms, kicked off his shoes, and clutched the rough bark with his limbs.

At this moment, Gu Xiaobai realized that the soles of the feet evolved by humans are definitely not just used for walking.

With five more toes, as well as the curvature of the arch of the foot, coupled with the friction of the skin on the soles of the feet, the use of the legs is much greater than before, Gu Xiaobai worked hard to climb up, and finally caught the first fork of the trunk, and one turned over and sat on it.

"Ahahahaha, I'm climbing up!" Xiaobai is happy to die, the first life-saving magic skill of Spring and Autumn GET!

I'll be able to climb trees too!

Little moth, I won't hold you back!

At this moment, a majestic voice came from under the tree: "What are you doing? Xiaobai, danger, come down quickly!"

Gu Xiaobai looked down and saw the policeman with a majestic expression standing under the tree with his waist crossed, glaring at him angrily.

Gu Xiaobai increased the amount with his hand.

Alas, how did you get caught again......

Why do you get caught every time you do something bad?

Uncle police looked around, there were three floors and three people outside.

Do you think I won't be able to find out about such a big battle?

Are you underestimating me, or are you underestimating yourself?