Chapter 99: Time to take a shower
Dormitory.
At night, before going to bed, Gu Xiaobai carried a towel and a mobile phone and went into the bathroom.
"Alright, system, let's start your show. ”
Then there was music in the bathroom:
"Listen to the ancients who are attentive
Leave good words for the people you love the most
Look at the man with his little feet
For the poet's vices are forbearing
You didn't read the textbook
But the world insists on holding ......"
Wang Haixia and Zhou Xianting glanced at each other, hey, now Xiaobai actually listens to songs in the bath.
Then they heard Gu Xiaobai's voice:
"Stop! What kind of bad words are these, who do you say haven't read the textbook? Besides, this bite is really uncomfortable, and I don't have a toothache, how can I sing?"
The music stopped, and then again, and seemed to switch to a song.
"Stop, you don't have a chance, find me a good song tomorrow. ”
There was a commotion from inside, probably Gu Xiaobai was taking a serious bath.
Wang Haixia exchanged a look with Zhou Xianting again.
Xiaobai even scolds his mobile phone when listening to songs?
Siri is pathetic.
Five minutes later, the door of the bathroom opened, and Gu Xiaobai, whose hair was wet, walked out of the bathroom.
Carrying a towel in one hand and pinching a phone in the other.
"I went to sleep first. Gu Xiaobai wiped his hair, looked at the other three roommates who were still fighting at night, went to bed, and went to sleep.
The next day.
Gu Xiaobai carried a towel and a mobile phone into the bathroom again.
"Okay, system, start your show. ”
"The end of the world is my love
Flowers are blooming at the foot of the green hills
What kind of rhythm is the most swaying and the most
What kind of singing voice is the most cheerful......
"This song is not bad, it's very exciting to listen to in the shower, but it's too moving, I can't sing it, pass!"
Gu Xiaobai came out with a body of water vapor again, went to bed, and went to sleep.
Wang Haixia and the two exchanged glances again.
"I think that Siri in the little white phone is really pitiful......"
"Hmm!"
Day 3.
Seeing Gu Xiaobai carrying a towel and a mobile phone into the bathroom, Wang Haixia said, "It's here again!"
They found a pattern, Gu Xiaobai had to listen to a song every day when he took a bath.
If it sounds good, continue to listen to it, and if it doesn't sound good, pause, and never listen to one more song.
It's like when they say to Siri in the shower, "Play me a song."
"Xiaobai is probably learning a new song...... Zhou Xianting said, "After all, the semi-finals have passed, and there will be finals later, so we have to enrich the music library." ”
Wang Haixia nodded approvingly.
In the bathroom, the sound of music came out:
"There are many stories in a small town
Full of joy and joy
If you come to a small town
The harvest is particularly rewarding
It looks like a painting
Listen like a song......"
"It's a hard song...... I probably won't be able to sing......"
For Xiaobai, skill is not a problem, outbursts are not a problem, but the simpler the melody and the more emotionally peaceful the song, the more difficult it is to sing.
The song "Tales of a Small Town" sounds simple, but it's so hard to sing about it.
Gu Xiaobai was entangled for a moment, and listened to the whole song: "Let's pass." ”
System: "...... ¥%......**!”
It's been three days! You haven't learned a single song!
To deal with a bad boy like you who is tired of school, I can only come up with a killer idea!
"Ding Dong, branch quest open, song library expansion: within a week, expand the song library to enough to sing for half an hour (10 songs) in a row. ”
Gu Xiaobai: "Why don't you go to heaven!"
"System: Current Progress (3/10) ("The Singer of the End of the World", "The Ballad of Dongshan", "Yanyan") Task Reward: The progress of scholarship approval has been accelerated. ”
Alas, can it still be like this?
And I'm obviously a library of 4 songs, okay...... Wait, doesn't the national anthem count?
Still have 7 more songs?
Gu Xiaobai looked at the award of "speeding up the progress of scholarship approval", and always felt that the system was becoming more and more cunning!
Gu Xiaobai especially wanted to get a scholarship to repay the loan to his father as soon as possible, but he always felt that the system was too bad and unhappy!
This guy has caught his own weakness, and he will definitely get an inch!
Gu Xiaobai was so angry that he even pinched half a tube of shower gel.
"Hmm...... Dad's loan this month should have been repaid, and there are more than 20 days left next month......" Gu Xiaobai groaned while rubbing the bath flowers, "How can the scholarship be approved next month......"
Help my dad repay next month's loan, and the temperature will drop a little next month, and business should be slightly better?
Okay, regardless of the task, keep hanging this guy!
That's it!
The system watched Gu Xiaobai's complexion change, and felt that he was ...... It seems that he has failed again, and his mood suddenly becomes very heavy.
Why! Why is my host such a school-tired child!
Where have all those studious hosts gone!
Outside, Wang Haixia said: "It's better for us to recommend songs to Xiaobai." ”
"We recommend?" Zhou Xianting was a little unconfident, that's a little white, alas, it's almost the same when you recommend physics books to him.
Five minutes later, Gu Xiaobai came out with a body of water vapor again.
Go to bed, go to bed!
Zhou Xianting looked at Gu Xiaobai for a while and snored, and suddenly felt: "Sure enough, it's not good, after all, it's Xiaobai!"
"Look at me!" Wang Haixia's eyes rolled, and he had an idea.
On the fourth day, at noon, Gu Xiaobai answered a phone call.
"The courier doesn't need to be delivered, I'll go down and get it." Gu Xiaobai threw aside the mobile phone that was still charging and went out.
Xiaobai's mobile phone battery is not very good, and the system seems to be more power-hungry than before, often out of power, and you have to hang the charger all day.
Wang Haixia saw that Gu Xiaobai was gone, and quietly came to Gu Xiaobai's mobile phone, shouting: "System!
"What's the matter?" a dialog box popped up on the phone.
"Ye~ woke up!" Wang Haixia gestured a V to Zhou Xianting.
During this time, they often saw Gu Xiaobai talking to the mobile phone, calling "system system", and felt that Xiaobai should have activated the voice assistant on the mobile phone.
I don't know what a voice assistant is, but it looks quite intelligent, at least smarter than Siri, who has an artificial retardation.
"System, the next time Xiaobai listens to the song again, you will play "Dispel Sorrow". ”
"No, you want to play "Fireworks Are Easy to Cold"!" Zhou Xianting also came over.
"Oh, don't make noise, this artificial retarded will be confused for a while, I'll come first, I'll come first!"
System: "......"
Damn, who do you say is artificially retarded!
I shouldn't have paid attention to you if I had known!
But other people's voice assistants are often called away, right, will it be revealing if you don't answer?
The system now thinks why there is no book of "Systematic Self-cultivation" for him to cultivate.
Alas, if there was such a cheat, he wouldn't be so miserable now.
It's obviously such a powerful "music library system",As a result, it's still disgusted by the host.,There's only one chance to recommend songs every day.,It's still an accompaniment to the bath.。
It's just a matter of being bullied by the host.,I haven't heard of other systems.,In addition to the host.,You have to deal with his difficult roommates.。
The system feels that its life is really miserable.
Wait, dealing with his difficult roommate? The system suddenly ...... realized something, and then laughed in the background.
The two were talking to their mobile phones when they heard Gu Xiaobai come back, holding a box in his hand.
"What is this?" Wang Haixia had a curious heart.
"Teacher Zhao said that it was a thank you gift for the old man......" Gu Xiaobai scratched his chin, he didn't know what it was.
"Take it apart!"