"Ouch, what are you talking about, why did Liu Jianfeng's face turn white?"

Yang Fan smiled and said, "He consulted me on a few legal issues, but he scared himself." ”

"What the hell did you mean to scare you like this?" asked the pig, sitting down.

Liu Jianfeng said tremblingly: "I didn't know until today that there is no bill against men being forced, doesn't that mean that a handsome boy like me, a beautiful man, is in danger of being forcibly exploded at any time?"

Lawyer Yang, no wonder you ...... me before? Sure enough, female hooligans are not scary, but I am afraid that female hooligans still understand the law!"

"You bastard!" Yang Fan was ashamed and annoyed, and reached out to pinch Liu Jianfeng's neck and shook it vigorously, although the pig thought that this was Liu Jianfeng's narcissistic nonsense and joke, but Yang Fan knew that all this was true.

There are a lot of truths that are told through jokes.

"Alright, alright, I wanted to treat you to a good meal, but you fed me dog food, and I stopped drinking this wine. The pig threw down the wine glass and said depressedly.

Something happened to his family, the case is still being processed, the company still has a lot of business, Liu Jianfeng and they can't really pull people to eat endlessly, since he has spoken, the banquet is over.

The strange driver at the door drove to pick them up and wanted to give them a section, but Liu Jianfeng refused: "I haven't eaten enough dog food?"

The pig gave him a middle finger and patted the seat to tell the driver to hurry up, not wanting to look at it more.

"You damn thing, don't say anything. Yang Fan pinched Liu Jianfeng's arm and said.

"It doesn't matter, people are very strange these days, the more you tell the truth, the more they think you're joking, and the more you joke, they think it's true. Liu Jianfeng said indifferently: "If you don't believe it, it's strange to say that the two of us had an intimate contact a few days ago, and the relationship was established, you see whether he believes it or not." ”

The lawyer who said this was speechless, and it is completely conceivable that if he said so, and it was an absolute truth, but the pig would definitely not believe it.

Whether it is the relationship between her and Liu Jianfeng when they were students and all kinds of rumors, or the attitude shown by the two of them on this day, they are clearly a couple who have been together for a long time.

Liu Jianfeng smiled and hugged Yang Fan's shoulders, Yang Fan also felt that it was natural, this is the best proof.

This is because the two have a deep emotional foundation, they have been classmates since they were children, and the nursery class is peeing and mud together, as for who pees and who is tired, it doesn't have to be so clear.

So from ancient times to the present, people say that the most beautiful relationship is childhood sweethearts. Choking and Strange Novels|w~w~w.

The most beautiful love is the first love, which will be unforgettable for life, and the first love is often born in the student era, because the identity of the student is very pure, there is no pressure from social life, there is no entanglement of interests, so love is pure love, and like is wholeheartedly liked.

Therefore, the class reunion is a shoe-breaking party, even if you have been married for many years and have a family and a room, it is easy to have a cheating incident when you meet your first love when you were a student, because it is really love.

"If it weren't for the pig's strange statement today, I really wouldn't have known that you guys had done so many things when you were a student. Yang Fan's mood also calmed down, and he no longer bothered about who was strong and who was sharp, as long as the result was good: "You really unloaded the mushroom head wheel in the second class?"

"yes, who let him tease you, you deserve it. Liu Jianfeng said indifferently: "I actually loosened the screws on both sides of the fork of his bicycle, and it happened that the entrance of our school was a downhill slope, the gravity was down, the screws fell, and the wheels of the car flew.

"You lack virtue, but fortunately nothing serious. Yang Fan said with a smile.

"Don't just talk about me. Liu Jianfeng said: "I remember that there was a little rich woman in a class at that time, many boys like to borrow money from her, a girl with a budget of two hundred yuan for a month's aunt's towel, once she suddenly wrote me a love letter, but before I could reply, the whole school spread all over, I said that there was bad breath, armpit odor, foot odor, and hereditary skin diseases, and the skin peeled every spring and autumn......

May I ask Lawyer Yang, who spread this rumor? Why don't you say that I hibernate in winter?"

Yang Fan hurriedly closed his lips, but he didn't hold on long before he burst out laughing, holding Liu Jianfeng's arm, laughing, and not forgetting to say proudly: "You are content, I only talked about genetic diseases, not infectious diseases." ”

Liu Jianfeng also laughed and hugged her tightly and said: "We are really a natural pair, it seems that we are destined to be together, but it's a pity that I was too young at the time, so I knew that I was crazy and foolish, if I could seriously confess to you at that time, we should both be in elementary school now, right?"

"Hmph!" Yang Fan snorted angrily and said: "You were a fool at the time, in addition to skipping school and going to an Internet café, you were smoking, drinking, and fighting, which caused the old lady to miss her beautiful first love." ”

"Why do you blame me, you can think of me to confess first!" Liu Jianfeng said shamelessly.

"Phew!" Yang Fan smacked him fiercely and said, "How can any girl take the initiative to confess, besides, at that time, you bastard had poor grades, poor character reputation, and the future was even darker, it was simply useless." ”

"How can it be useless, at least it's still a virgin. Liu Jianfeng said with a smile.

"You stinking shameless. Lawyer Yang was speechless.

"You, a person who violently forcibly took away my pure body against my will, actually said that I was stinky and shameless?" Liu Jianfeng said solemnly.

This is the explanation of the term "strong", attacking the opponent with a weapon in the area that the opponent is good at, and the lethality will be doubled.

Sure enough, Yang Fan pinched and twisted at him, and Liu Jianfeng also took the opportunity to touch and scratch, and after some operation, he didn't know who suffered and who took advantage.

No matter who suffers or who takes advantage, in short, after the fight, the two hugged each other tighter, Liu Jianfeng hugged Yang Fan's shoulder, Yang Fan reached out to hold Liu Jianfeng's shake, kissed and snuggled up, it was completely a loving couple in love.

After a day's work, I enjoyed a delicious meal in a high-end restaurant, and there was a close person by my side, so I walked home, took a bath and slept, this is the world of two people that everyone yearns for.

There is also a small employee not far away, with lush vegetation and a central lake, and the two of them wander in it, indescribably comfortable.

Just made it to a bench when I saw a strange scene.

A man and a woman, obviously a couple, obviously the chairs are very long, enough for three or four people to sit, but the couple just sat together.

The woman sat on the man's lap across her legs, her fluffy long skirt covered the position where the two were connected, snuggled up and looked at the mobile phone, treating Liu Jianfeng and the two as if they were nothing, but it made Yang Fan feel very embarrassed, and pulled Liu Jianfeng away quickly.

"Did you say the two of them were ......?"

"Don't say it!" Yang Fan hurriedly blocked Liu Jianfeng's mouth, today is really unlucky, going to the toilet in the hotel, there are men and women next door who are passionate and passionate, walking around the park, and seeing this scene again.

In fact, there is no need to say it, looking at the sitting posture, there are a few men who can carry it, and she can even imagine what the picture is like under the skirt, but she can't let Liu Jianfeng say it, otherwise he will definitely ask to experience it in person.

dragged Liu Jianfeng out of the park quickly, and when he walked through a public parking lot, a car suddenly appeared, and Liu Jianfeng immediately said vigilantly: "Why is the car shaking, is there anyone trapped inside, you have to hurry up and rescue it!"

"You stop me!" Yang Fan dragged him to death and said, "Hurry up, these people are really, what kind of ghost day is today, love day?"

Liu Jianfeng was unfortunately dragged away by Yang Fan, who was trapped in the car, and the woman's wheezing sound could be heard more than ten meters away.

"This seems to be God's arrangement, with the help of them to warn us, don't live up to the good times, life must be happy, young must have passion, let us get out of the room, back to nature......"

"Bah!" Liu Jianfeng was sprayed with his wife's oral liquid, biting his lip tightly, and pulling Liu Jianfeng to walk quickly.

Her face was always red, from the root of her ears to her neck, and it didn't dissipate for a long time, her steps were a little messy, her breath was very short, and she didn't dare to look at Liu Jianfeng anymore, just hurried away.

The human brain has a very good function, which is association, which is called in an idiom.

It means the activity of thinking about something that remembers something about it.

We often have all kinds of associations, for example, when we see a beautiful woman with a good figure on the street, it is easy for a man to associate her with what she looks like when she puts on a bikini, for example, when we really see a beautiful woman in a bikini at the beach, we will associate her with the appearance of taking off her bikini.

It's beautiful, some people even live on this kind of association function for a lifetime.

So how can Yang Fan be an exception, how can she not associate with the passion next door to the toilet, the weird sitting posture on the bench, and the rocking car?

Liu Jianfeng is still thinking about what posture should be used in the toilet, how deeply can the arhats on the bench love you, and will he shake more in the car?

From her flushed face, misty eyes, and clenched legs, you can see that the associations in her brain have worked on her body.

Therefore, when the two of them returned home and closed the door, Yang Fan directly threw Liu Jianfeng to the ground like a hungry tiger pounced, and the warm kiss rained down on Liu Jianfeng's face, lips, and neck.

Under the stormy offensive of lawyer Yang, Liu Jianfeng finally freed his mouth, and hurriedly took the opportunity to say: "You pushed me back again......"