Chapter 130: Dead!(95/100)
"Bang dang!"
The door of the bathroom was suddenly slammed open, Wang Taika looked out in a panic, and found that relatives and friends were there, and Song Cilantro was standing in the middle wearing a wedding dress, looking at him with a disappointed face.
"This ......" Wang Tai was stunned.
"Okay, you little rabbit cub, you actually did such a thing! See if I don't kill you today!" Dad didn't know where to find a wooden stick more than two meters long...... No! It's a wooden post!
"Dad, when did you get good legs and feet? Don't have to use crutches?" Wang Taika just wanted to speak, but was beaten hard.
"Ahh
This hit Wang Taika's body, it didn't hurt! After all, it was a dream. But I don't know why, I suddenly felt sick to my stomach, and I felt that the ginger compote I had just eaten seemed to have worked, because the taste of ginger was so unbearable that I couldn't help but vomit it out at once.
"Ahh
"Poof!" woke up, his mouth was full of ginger-flavored water, and Wang Taika couldn't help but spit it out at once. After vomiting, I still felt dazed, and found myself lying on the sofa at home, weak and a little delirious.
"I ...... Haven't woken up yet?" the ginger smell in Wang Taika's mouth couldn't be dispersed. Yes, it must be in a dream, otherwise I never eat ginger, how could there be ginger at home?
What is this? Is Inception? Ring by ring, and there is no end? The point is that I still know that this is a dream.
This is lucid dreaming!
There are two types of human dreaming, one is lucid dreaming and the other is meditative dreaming. Ninety-nine percent of my dreams are meditative dreams. Lucid dreaming, on the other hand, is not the same as meditative dreaming, in which the dreamer remains conscious during sleep. Meditative dreams are in which the dreamer meditates or fantasizes while awake.
In the state of lucid dreaming, the dreamer can have the ability to think and remember when he is awake in the dream, and some people can even make their dream feel as real as the real world, but know that they are in the dream.
To be honest, before this, Wang Taika had only had one lucid dream in his life, that is, when he was in the second grade of junior high school, in the dream he knew that he was dreaming, so he tried his best to find a place to jump off the building in his dream to see if he could die. As soon as I got to the roof, I woke up.
But is this lucid? The world in the dream seems to be more absurd than reality! First go back to many years ago, and then work as a cameraman to meet Song Coriander and get married? Then it becomes Song Coriander and Crystal get married? Then it becomes that he married Song Coriander and cheated on Jien-chan on the same day?
I remember a dream I had before when I took Song Coriander home to see my parents, but Zhi'en sauce also came out of nowhere!
So what about this dream now? Think about who will appear next? According to the previous routine, it must be Zhien-chan!
At this time, Wang Taika heard footsteps. If you can appear in your own house, it should be only Zhien-chan, right? It seems that it is really still in a dream.
The footsteps were getting closer and closer, and Wang Taika turned his head sideways with difficulty, and sure enough, he saw ...... Jieun-chan!Ah, no, it's broken up now!Now she's IU!
Wang Taika got up, but found that his whole body was weak, dizzy, and it was very difficult to get around. So he could only say in a low voice, "IU, do you remember what happened just now?"
IU walked over and saw Wang Taika's appearance, there was no smile on his face, only indifference: "What before?"
"Just now, what happened to the bathroom?" asked Wangtaika.
"You pervert! Did you install something to secretly shoot there!" IU instantly became furious: "You're like this, and you still have this kind of dirty thoughts?"
"Oh, you just went to the bathroom?" Wang Taika said suddenly, weakly: "I'm talking about the previous dream, not now." ”
"Hey, what nonsense are you talking about, are you stupid?" IU looked at the water on the ground: "Why did you vomit all the ginger soup I boiled for you?"
"It's Jiang again!I hate ginger!Take it away, let me die, I should be able to wake up if I die!Don't save me!Give up the treatment!" Wang Taika looked at IU, remembering the dream just now, and suddenly felt a little ridiculous and shy!
Well, it's really shy! It's true, since she left in adolescence, Wang Taika really hasn't had a spring dream. In the past few years, I have occasionally dreamed about Song coriander, but every one is some good memories. And now, it's really shameless to say that you're doing this kind of thing with IU in your dreams!
"What nonsense are you talking about?" IU looked at Wang Taika's eyes more and more wrong.
Wang Taika felt uncomfortable all over his body, and it was estimated that he was injured by his father in the last dream and brought it to this dream. According to the timeline, it should be the story after the derailment in the last dream.
Oops! It seems that the three dreams I have experienced are actually connected! The first dream, first I just graduated from college, and then I made a big fuss at Song Coriander's wedding scene. The second dream, snatched Song Cilantro back, but ended up cheating on himself and was crippled! So now the third dream, it should be beaten half to death, IU brought himself to South Korea!
Wang Taika had a splitting headache and asked, "I...... How many bones are broken?Is the leg broken?When you die, can you walk more steadily?Also, Song coriander...... Forgive me for not?"
"Victoria, hehe, you're really infatuated!" said IU, looking at Wang Taika, with a hint of sneer.
"Oh! I'm sorry, now our relationship should be a couple, right?" Wang Taika suddenly realized that IU brought herself to South Korea, and she must be with herself!
"What did you say?" IU looked at Wang Taika like a fool, "Are you crazy?
"Oh...... It seems to be a ruckus. Wang Taika nodded and asked, "Then do you still love me?"
"I never loved you at all!" IU was about to go crazy, and looked at Wang Taika in horror: "What's the matter? Could it be that your fever has burned out your brain? Why did you start talking nonsense? Don't scare me!"
"Hehe, don't think too much, this is a dream! Everything is fake, and you are also fake. Wang Taika smiled indifferently: "I eat ginger in my dream......, it has no taste!"
Wang Taika was suddenly stunned, he had no taste in eating ginger in his dream, but he had just ...... But because of the taste of ginger soup, I was choked up!
So...... It's not the third dream now?it's all real?iu is also a real person?...... I actually said that kind of obscene thing to IU!
"Impossible!" Wang Taika roared and remembered, but found that he was weak all over his body, and he had a splitting headache, and he couldn't get up. Wang Taika said: "Look at me now, I am so uncomfortable, I can't use any strength? It must be in a dream! I don't believe you hit me, it doesn't hurt!"
"Smack!" IU gave Wang Taika a loud mouth!
Wang Taika felt that the left half of his face was hot, and he subconsciously touched it, and he didn't know how much IU hated himself, and he was actually a little swollen! If it really hits for a while, wouldn't it be ......
"It doesn't hurt!" Wang Taika began to talk nonsense, even though the handprints on half of his face were clearly visible, he still insisted and said: "It doesn't hurt at all! Haha! It must be a dream!
"No!" IU was also startled when he saw Wang Taika's reaction: "I have a fever and am confused?" But I obviously boiled ginger soup, even if I spit out some of it, it will have a little effect, right? But what I made is really poisonous?
Oh! Wang Taika suddenly realized! It turned out that he had a fever! No wonder he had a messy dream! No wonder he was weak and had a splitting headache! No wonder he was woken up by ginger soup! It turned out that it was not a dream, it was reality! Hahaha...... Hehehe...... Woooooooooooo
Mommy, Mommy, give me and take me away!