Chapter 338: A love for round objects
Looking at the goblin who was becoming more and more silent, Lin Fan planned to make a move to strike while the iron was hot, and said seriously: "Baby... The world is already full of hatred, and it's all working at full capacity... It would be wrong if we were to preach any more hateful ideas. ”
"You're a scientist. ”
"It's still a famous scientist..."Lin Fan pointed to himself and said seriously: "Although it's not yet, it's not long before it's also a scientist... The two of us are the modern version of the Curies, we can't be the Smiths. ”
Liu Yun'er frowned, according to how well she knew Lin Fan, this bastard must have wanted to do something, but she didn't know how to speak, and then fished in troubled waters with one move, trying to deceive her pure thoughts.
“...”
"Tell me... What are you looking for. Liu Yun'er stood up, silently walked to Lin Fan's side, and asked indifferently: "Don't tell me, Guo Hai must have something to do with you..."
"Hey, hey..."
"Baby, you're so smart. Lin Fan smiled shyly, then quickly got up and hugged the big goblin into his arms, and said with a smile: "Guo Hai and Chen Dayu asked me to go to the fan bar to feel the local love for football." ”
"You..."
"Didn't you promise me yesterday to accompany me shopping?" Liu Yun'er said with a dark face: "I accompanied you to Manchester a day early, but it doesn't matter if you don't accompany me to go shopping, you even go to the bar with your rival... Do you still have me in your eyes?"
Lin Fan smiled awkwardly and said silently, "I don't want to go... But Guo Hai and Chen Dayu forced each other to die, saying that there is no bar without me, as if they are going to the soul, besides... Mine all agreed, and if I didn't go, they would definitely think I was of low status in the family. ”
"It's not high. Liu Yun'er glanced at her and said angrily.
"Yes, yes, yes..."
"I admit it, but you want to leave me a little position in front of others, right?" Lin Fan said helplessly: "Let me go... When I get back, how about you let it go?"
Liu Yun'er pursed her lips, now she is very embarrassed... In fact, deep down in my heart, I wanted Lin Fan to accompany me to go shopping, but on the other hand, my old classmate asked Lin Fan to go to the bar, and if he didn't give it to him... His position would be compromised.
...
Asking his man to go to a bar to be happy, it turned out to be his former rival in love.
"Baby..."
"Let me go, I promise to be back by half past eleven. Lin Fan hurriedly said.
“...”
"You said it yourself. Liu Yun'er pouted her little mouth and said with a little unhappiness: "Go... Don't get drunk. ”
Words fall,
Liu Yun'er took out a bank card, handed it to her man, and said, "When the time comes, you go and pay." ”
"Hmm..."
"Baby, you're so nice..."Lin Fan accepted the bank card, gently hugged the woman into his arms, and said softly: "Alas... Do you know what an accident is?"
"Huh?"
"Tell me about it..."Liu Yun'er lay into Lin Fan's arms, enjoying the warmth from Lin Fan at the moment, and said glutinously.
"It's just..."
"I never thought I'd meet you, but I did... I never thought I'd fall in love with you, but I did. Lin Fan continued: "I'm really lucky... In this vast universe, in these 125 billion galaxies, there is a bright star of yours. ”
These words hit the depths of Liu Yun'er's heart, in fact... As long as she thinks about it carefully, she will find that this passage is familiar, but for a woman who is in love, what déjà vu... does not exist, as long as the mood and atmosphere arrive, and the lingering love words are in place, you can move yourself to the fullest.
At this moment, Liu Yun'er's heart is already numb... The most unbearable thing for her was that Lin Fan hugged herself, then leaned into her ear, and used an extremely hoarse and deep voice to stimulate her eardrums, and then plucked her heartstrings.
Of course
Lin Fan also knows this, so every time he encounters a situation where he wants to go out, or when he has a request for a big goblin, he will use this killer feature, but Lin Fan doesn't dare to use it often, he is worried that the big goblin will produce antibodies.
"Stupid..."
"I always forgot to tell you... I am also very lucky to meet you, and I want to have you, not simply for a while, but for a lifetime. Liu Yun'er lay on Lin Fan's chest, her head pressed tightly, and she squeaked and said, "With you... No matter how good others are, it has nothing to do with me. ”
As soon as the voice fell,
Liu Yun'er raised her head, looked at the big pig's trotters holding her, pursed her small mouth, and said, "Kiss!"
soon
Lin Fan nibbled on it, a little perfunctory.
Fortunately, Lin Fan's skills are superb, and he has not been noticed by the big goblin for the time being, and Yun'er is very emotional at this moment, and her mind is full of the sweetness of love.
"Go ahead..."
"Come back early. Liu Yun'er said softly.
"Hmm..."
"Then I'm leaving. ”
...
A soccer bar,
The best German beers and German sausages are served here.
At this moment, Lin Fan and his two friends were sitting in their seats, drinking beer and eating barbecued sausages, and then watching the recording of Arsenal's game yesterday, which was miserable...
"Ugh..."
"Our factory has collapsed. Lin Fan sighed and said silently: "It's really collapsed... Luckily, I have a big screen on my phone, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to see Arsenal's standings. ”
Guo Hai and Chen Dayu are also very sad, although they are not Arsenal fans, but they were also infatuated with Arsenal during the Henry period, but the happy times are gone, and now they are on the verge of relegation.
"Alright, alright..."
"Let's stop talking about these things, let's talk about other things. Guo Hai looked at Lin Fan and said curiously, "You should have asked for leave, right?"
"No. ”
"I said to Yun'er... Went to the bar with you guys to watch the ball and then came out. Lin Fan said seriously: "Yun'er looks very cold and ruthless, but in fact, she is very good to me. ”
“...”
“...”
Guo Hai and Chen Dayu glanced at each other, and saw the sadness and helplessness in each other's eyes.
"Lin Fan..."
"I'll say a heart-wrenching word to you, Guo Hai and I still have a little hatred for you. Chen Dayu said seriously: "You robbed me and Guo Hai of the goddess in our hearts, this hatred... We're going to remember it for the rest of our lives, of course... Guo Hai and I also saw the happiness between Yun'er's eyebrows, maybe you are the only man in her life. ”
Speaking of which,
Chen Dayu paused and said solemnly: "As your rival, I hope you can promise me one thing... Be kind to Yun'er and don't bully her. ”
"That's right!"
"Kobayashi... You have to promise us, otherwise Chen Dayu and I won't forgive you. Guo Hai said.
Hearing this,
Lin Fan was quite moved in his heart, but... I don't know why, but at this moment, a sadness swelled up in his heart, and he raised his head and said to the two in front of him: "Brother... Actually, I'm the one who was bullied, is it really okay for you to help the abuse like this?"
Guo Hai and Chen Dayu were stunned for a moment, with a little doubt on their faces, Lin Fan said that he was the target of bullying, it was unlikely... After all, Liu Yun'er is a weak woman, and this image is incompatible with violence, how could she bully Lin Fan.
At this point,
Lin Fan noticed the doubts in Guo Hai and Chen Dayu's eyes, and knew that the two of them had different opinions about what they had just said, and he really wanted to show the scars left by the big goblin yesterday, which were all rows of tooth marks, but... This is a private issue between himself and Yun'er, how to let others know.
"Ugh..."
"Something... You won't understand. Lin Fan sighed, squinted at a forty-five degree angle, and said with a melancholy face: "I am for the peace of this world... Many, many sacrifices were made. ”
Guo Hai and Chen Dayu are very confused, this... How does this involve world peace?
afterwards
The three of them entered the drinking mode, and in the past, Lin Fan's alcohol consumption was at most two bottles even in the face of beer, but under the cultivation of Liu Zhongtao and Zhang Haiguo's Moutai, his alcohol volume has increased by several grades, and he can be seen constantly refilling.
Guo Hai and Chen Dayu were shocked by this way of drinking, and the man in front of them seemed... You can't die if you drink it.
meanwhile
In a hotel suite,
Liu Yuner was lying alone in bed, watching a reality show...
Then
Liu Yun'er glanced at her mobile phone and found that it was only half past ten... There was still an hour before Lin Fan came back, but this hour was too tormenting.
After pondering for a while, I decided to give my best friend a call.
Estimate the time,
It was about half past six in the morning.
Long
The phone was connected, and in an instant, an extremely angry voice came from the other side.
"Are you crazy?"
"Do you know what time it is for me here?" Song Yuxi said angrily: "Half past six... You'll call me at half-past six. ”
Liu Yun'er pursed her lips and said helplessly: "Didn't you get up at this point before?"
"That was before!"
"I have a man now!" Song Yuxi roared, "And... I don't have a job right now, I can wake up at what time I want!"
"What time did you sleep yesterday?" asked Liu Yun'er.
“...”
Song Yuxi said angrily: "What time do you and Lin Fan go to bed every night, and Zhou Feng and I also sleep at your time and time." ”
"Hmm..."
Liu Yun'er sighed and said helplessly: "Actually, I don't want to bother you, but... I'm so lonely right now... I want to talk to someone. ”
"Where's Lin Fan?"
"He's not by your side?" Song Yuxi sobered up a little and asked with a little curiosity, "Aren't you traveling?"
Speaking of which,
Liu Yun'er felt a burst of grievance, and asked silently, "Yuxi... Do you think men are born with a penchant for round objects?"
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