Chapter 215: Bedding Nonsense
Under Liu Jianfeng's obedient, gentle and considerate approach, and overcoming rigidity with softness, Lin Zirou finally began to melt, but he regretted it after speaking.
"It's not for you to sleep with me, it's for you to be allowed to go into the house and sleep. Lin Zirou blushed and corrected, although she has the magic weapon of the eldest aunt, she still can't be careless.
It's just that her correction is too late, Liu Jianfeng has already picked her up horizontally, the exquisite jade feet have not been wiped yet, and there are still droplets of water falling in the kicking, and she was carried into the room by Liu Jianfeng in a daze, holding Lin Zirou in his arms, and getting into the quilt together.
"You bastard. Lin Zirou scolded helplessly.
Liu Jianfeng ignored her scolding, curled up in the quilt, and squeezed his head under Lin Zirou's armpits, feeling like a baby in confinement, snuggling up to his mother with instinct.
Lin Zirou endured the numb feeling in her chest, and was speechless in her heart, this man who had just killed in the smoke of the rain of bullets and bullets still had such a cute side, for this, she couldn't bear to drive Liu Jianfeng away.
It's just that after a while, Lin Zirou said angrily: "Hey, don't pretend to be stupid, you haven't washed yet, come up again after washing, besides, you are so nested, how can I sleep!"
Liu Jianfeng not only didn't move, but squeezed her armpit again, and said, "Then I'll tell you a story." ”
"Come on, your story is basically yellow. Lin Zirou said angrily.
"Guaranteed, no. Liu Jianfeng got out of her armpit, stretched out his arm, and in turn held Lin Zirou in his arms, sniffed her fragrance, and said: "It is said that in ancient times, there was a deep lady, because of the middle of the family, she had to marry a poor and ugly farmer, she was naturally full of unwillingness.
On the night of the candle in the cave room, she found that the farmer was very sloppy, neither washing, but also snoring, and the deep lady was sad in her heart, and wept until dawn, and she did not know what kind of suffering she would have in the days to come.
The next night, the young lady was apprehensive, and suddenly saw that her ugly husband actually brought a basin of foot washing water, and followed her example, and washed her feet carefully and carefully, and the young lady nodded with satisfaction and went into the bed to sleep.
But after a long time, I found that the ugly husband did not go to bed, but sat on the edge of the bed and looked at him, laughing and not saying a word.
The young lady was surprised and asked, why don't you sleep?
The ugly husband said honestly, I'm snoring for fear of noisy you, I'll sleep when you fall asleep......"
Lin Zirou was lying on his arm, and couldn't help but raise his eyes to look at him after listening to the story, seeing the sincerity and intoxication on his face, his heart was also sweet, and he concluded: "This story is good, a small thing tells the true meaning of love, love is giving, love is accepting, love is compromise, is concession, is self-sacrifice, is perseverance."
You guy, you can tell a story, another one. ”
After Lin Zirou finished speaking, she took the initiative to squeeze into Liu Jianfeng's arms, and reached out to hug Liu Jianfeng's majestic body, the smooth ** was on Liu Jianfeng's stomach, and the posture was extremely intimate, even if it hadn't snapped yet, it was enough to show that Lin Zirou had fully accepted him.
Liu Jianfeng's stomach is a grocery store, there are a lot of stories, gently rubbing the slippery skin on Lin Zirou's arm, and said: "Let me tell you another story about academics, it is said that in a certain company, there is a boy who is not good-looking, and he fell in love with a beautiful but arrogant girl, and after confessing, he was conceivably rejected, and the girl even said some hurtful words."
But the guy didn't give up, and every morning after that, there would be a rose on the girl's desk, and a different breakfast, rain or shine, for a whole year, but the girl never accepted the boy.
Suddenly, one day, the girl came to work and did not see the familiar flowers and steaming breakfast, she was a little surprised and lost, but she did not care, a few days passed, the sense of loss became stronger and stronger, but the boy did not appear again.
After many days, the girl finally couldn't help it, and took the initiative to find the boy, but found in the pantry, the boy was talking to his colleagues about his blind date experience, and met a gentle and lovely, understanding girl, the two entered the country quickly, and it is estimated that an invitation will be sent soon......"
"Well, this is not bad, this is to tell us, to cherish the people in front of you, don't miss a good marriage, okay, I know, I won't fight with you in the future. Lin Zirou said, her chin rested on Liu Jianfeng's chest, and her big eyes flickered at him, if there was no eldest aunt as a line of defense, something would happen in this state.
Lin Zirou also knew that she always deliberately pretended to be hard-mouthed and ignored him, this guy was protesting with himself by telling stories.
But after thinking about it, he said, "No, what kind of academic story did you just say this is, how can there be scholarship in it?"
"Of course, there are academics, especially that girl, after being given flowers and breakfast by the guy for a year, she obviously doesn't like the guy, why did she finally scratch her heart and take the initiative to find the guy?" Liu Jianfeng said: "This is the theory of biological conditioning of the famous Russian biologist Pavlov." ”
"Fuck you, what kind of bullshit academic is this. Lin Zirou scolded with a smile.
"Well, let's talk about a real academic, in physics, about energy transfer, it is said that a stage can never become longer while getting thicker, I want to focus on refuting this theory......"
Before Liu Jianfeng finished speaking, he was pushed aside by Lin Zirou: "You dead guy, say this again, what a hooligan." ”
Moreover, Liu Jianfeng is not just talking, but using facts to prove that objects can become thicker and longer at the same time, Lin Zirou just felt it, so he pushed him away, and he turned over to the wall and turned his back to him.
Liu Jianfeng actually turned his back, the two of them were back to back, their buttocks were sticking together, which scared Lin Zirou, but there was no way to avoid it.
"Okay, let's not talk about this, I'll tell you a bedtime story again, you close your eyes, listen calmly, and fall asleep after a while. Liu Jianfeng said.
Fart-to-fart made Lin Zirou a little flustered, snorted, and didn't reply to the wall.
Liu Jianfeng was silent for a moment before speaking, and his tone became low: "It is said that there is a group of high school students, in order to relax before the college entrance examination, they met together to go mountaineering and watch the scenery, among them there is a girl, smart and clever, babbling, love to be mischievous, love stinky beauty, love to perform, especially in my heart I have a crush on the class leader, and I dare not open my mouth to confess, in short, I like to play tricks on the nerdy class leader."
This time the mountaineering and play can not be an exception, the stupid squad leader climbed the mountain alone, she quietly leaned over, suddenly patted the squad leader on the shoulder, and then immediately hid in the crowd, the silly squad leader turned his head to see, and couldn't tell who patted him, so he could only pout and continue to walk forward, the girl smiled proudly.
Not long after, the group climbed to the mountainside to rest, the elf and the strange girl came up again, slapped the squad leader on the shoulder, the squad leader quickly turned around, but what he saw was a big grimace with rolling eyes and sticking out his tongue, which startled the sturdy in the class, and muttered and scolded the girl who ran away.
After the group climbed to the top of the mountain, everyone automatically dispersed, each looking for a good position to take pictures, recording the sea of strange peaks and clouds, and taking a glimpse of the beautiful scenery of the mountains.
The stupid squad leader likes photography, and he came to the edge of the cliff alone, and the girl elf followed quietly and strangely, and patted the squad leader's shoulder again, but this time, the squad leader who was standing on the edge of the cliff was frightened, and he actually fell down the mountain, and the girl was scared silly.
When the rescuers found the squad leader at the bottom of the mountain, he was already crushed to pieces, and the girl was almost paralyzed with fright, but she still mustered up the courage to take one last look at the squad leader, and the bloody face pierced her heart like a knife.
However, at that time, there was no one around, and no one saw the girl slapping the head of the squad on the shoulder to scare him, causing him to stumble, and the girl herself did not say it because she was afraid, and everyone regarded it as an accident.
Because she is a junior in high school, she is about to take the college entrance examination, so when she returned from climbing, everyone was engaged in the intense preparation for the exam.
Just three days before the exam, after the evening self-study, the girl went home alone, walking on a dim path, suddenly felt a sinking shoulder, as if someone had patted her, but when she turned her head to see, there was no one behind her, the girl inexplicably felt that her scalp was a little numb, and she ran home quickly.
The next day, it was still this road, she was tapped on the shoulder again, this time she turned her head to look, and she was almost scared to death, because behind her was the squad leader's fragmented body and bloody face, and he was sticking out his tongue and rolling his eyes at her, which was extremely terrifying.
After screaming, she found that there was no one in front of her, but the girl was so frightened that she ran home like crazy......"
With Liu Jianfeng's voice, Lin Zirou was already trembling with fright, but she didn't show it because of her face.
The story is terrible, the girl was patted on the shoulder twice, just like when she climbed the mountain that day, she patted the squad leader on the shoulder twice, and when she patted the third time, was it also when she died......
But as soon as Liu Jianfeng's words fell, Lin Zirou suddenly felt that his shoulder was patted......
"Mom!" When the ghost story came into reality, Lin Zirou collapsed instantly, screamed and quickly turned around, plunged into Liu Jianfeng's arms, came out with both hands and feet, and tightly coiled Liu Jianfeng for protection.
Hugging it too porcelain, the whole body is tightly sealed, and even the paper can't be stuffed in, Liu Jianfeng is so beautiful that he almost laughs, for the first time, he feels Lin Zirou's almost perfect figure so thoroughly, he looks thin in his clothes, he has meat when he takes off his clothes, he is slender but not thin, his chest is not very big, but he is soft and elastic, his thighs are strong and powerful, his skin is smooth and cool, and he is the most comfortable to hold in this summer.
Take the girl to swim on the first official date, you can not only see her without makeup, but also understand her real figure.
When love enters a bottleneck and needs to transform from polite communication to physical contact, take her to watch horror movies, hug and hold hands, naturally I don't care.
This is all the experience summed up by the predecessors in the love field, and it is honest not to deceive people!