777. Do you curse people for not being able to eat four dishes?

"Gu Chen's teaching?" Officer Wang was stunned, and couldn't help blinking and said, "Then this is reasonable, otherwise Lu Weiwei's IQ suddenly increased so fast, how can it be unreasonable." ”

"Haha, Senior Brother Wang, what you said seems to be that Senior Sister Lu is very bad. Yuan Shasha was biased towards Lu Weiwei's side, pointing at Lu Weiwei and said, "Do you see how good Senior Sister Lu's propaganda is, so many little brothers are listening to her propaganda?"

"Is that listening to her propaganda?" Officer Wang glanced at Yuan Shasha, and couldn't help laughing: "They are hungry for her body, you look at the eyes of those people, is that looking at propaganda? That's looking at Lu Weiwei's figure." ”

"Senior Brother Wang, there is no need to be so direct. Yuan Shasha felt that Officer Wang had become dirty, and suddenly started driving.

"What are you talking about?"

Seeing that Officer Wang and Yuan Shasha were chatting hotly, Gu Chen, who was holding a leaflet, walked over.

"It's nothing, we're talking about Lu Weiwei's stand-up comedy, you Gu Chen taught it, right?" Officer Wang asked knowingly.

Gu Chen smiled indifferently: "Senior Sister Lu asked me how to publicize it before, I just wrote something casually and asked her to memorize it, so that the easy-to-understand words are easy for people to remember clearly." ”

"That's right. Officer Wang glanced at Yuan Shasha beside him, took the flyer from Gu Chen's hand and handed it to her: "Xiao Yuan, you also go and distribute the leaflets, you can say whatever Lu Weiwei says, don't stand stupid." ”

Seeing Lu Weiwei's effective publicity, everyone also began to introduce anti-fraud skills to the surrounding pedestrians, and through stand-up comedy and leaflets, many passers-by listened to it very enjoyable.

The happiest is the middle-aged woman who sells milk tea, so don't be too happy.

With Lu Weiwei shouting anti-fraud propaganda here, her business is getting better and better.

6:30 p.m.

Everyone's propaganda work will also come to an end, and the leaflets have already been distributed.

Gu Chen took a broom from the police car, simply cleaned up the garbage scattered on the ground around him, and prepared to go home.

The middle-aged woman on the side smiled and said, "Oh, you police set up a stall and returned three bags in front of the door." ”

"Since we have a stall here, we also have the responsibility to keep the surroundings clean and reduce the burden on the sanitation workers. Gu Chen said as he swept.

"Haha. Hearing Gu Chen's words, the middle-aged woman couldn't help but laugh dryly and said: "If everyone can be as conscious as your Furong Branch police, many netizens will not say that we are engaged in the stall economy and make the surrounding sanitation messy, it seems that we still have to be conscious." ”

Just as the middle-aged woman was communicating with Gu Chen, on the road not far away, a middle-aged man driving a white Land Rover was chatting with a tall and thin passerby.

The Land Rover driver was a strong man and pointed at passers-by and cursed.

And the tall and thin passers-by were not to be outdone, and the two exchanged mouths back and forth.

"I ask you, you have a sidewalk, why don't you go?" the Land Rover driver seemed angry.

The tall and thin passer-by pouted, "Why do you say?"

"Because you can't do it. The Land Rover driver shook his finger and couldn't help but say.

The tall and thin passerby grinned: "Hehe, you can do it, you can do it, you can try to hit me?"

"Dude, if you've been studying for a few years, you don't talk like that. The Land Rover driver looked the passerby man up and down, and said:

"What's wrong with me hitting you? I hit you, and the insurance company pays me, and you have to go to the hospital and lie down by yourself, do you know?"

"Next to the sidewalk, if you don't walk, you have to give me a swing in front of the car. ”

"If I scold me with a horn, you scold me with a horn, you have a strong sense of rhythm?

"Do you dare to hit me? The tall and thin passer-by also seemed to be angry, and responded directly with his nostrils facing the sky.

The Land Rover driver snorted coldly, shook his fingers and said with disdain:

"I'll tell you, I'm also old, when you were young with me, do you believe me with one foot on the accelerator, I'll set me on the front of the car for you, and I will make you a Rolls-Royce gold man, do you believe it or not?"

Seeing that the momentum of the tall and thin passer-by was suppressed, the Land Rover driver said again: "Just like you, let me tell you, you can meet the female driver sooner or later, look at your bear-like, you can't eat four dishes in your life." ”

"What's going on?" Seeing the two chattering on the side of the road, causing a large number of pedestrians to gather, Gu Chen hurriedly stepped forward to understand the situation.

"Yo, comrade policeman, you've come just in time. Seeing Gu Chen in uniform walking forward, the Land Rover driver hurriedly opened the door and walked down and said, "Just this person, the sidewalk is not walking, wandering around the road blindly, and I almost bumped into him." ”

"But this guy is reasonable, he stopped my car, and said that I don't drive long, you come to judge, what is your name?"

"Obviously you're driving too fast, and you're still relying on me?" The tall and thin passer-by saw the Land Rover driver looking for Gu Chen's argument, and he was not to be outdone: "The road is so wide, you just want me to drive here, and you still honk me when I walk slowly?"

Looking up and down at the Land Rover driver who was obviously much stronger than himself, the tall and thin man also showed no weakness: "It's amazing to drive a broken car, what's wrong with me not taking the sidewalk? Isn't it just a few meters outside the sidewalk, isn't that the same as walking on the sidewalk?" Honk at me, you're very shy?"

"Hey. Seeing that the tall and thin passer-by simply didn't give himself face, the strong Land Rover driver immediately rolled up his sleeves and had to reason with the tall and thin passer-by.

The tall and thin passer-by was also a little frightened, and hurriedly walked to Gu Chen's side and warned: "What are you doing? You still dare to beat people when the police are here? I think you must be arrogant in normal times." ”

Turning to look at Gu Chen, the tall and thin man said again: "Comrade policeman, you have also seen it, this guy just likes to have a violent temper, I suspect that he is angry with the road, and he is still driving on the road? ”

"Hey, what are you talking about? With your little body, I had to screw your head off when I was young. ”

The driver of the Land Rover spoke without breathing, and he also looked contemptuous of the tall and thin passerby in front of him.

"Alright. Seeing this, Gu Chen couldn't help but say: "To be fair, you two are too good." ”

"Originally, it was a matter of comity and compromise, but is it necessary for you to be so responsible?

"That's right. Lu Weiwei on the side couldn't stand it anymore, and directly stood up and educated: "One of you drives, the other walks, and you usually walk according to the rules, will there be such a time?"

Turning her head to look at the tall and thin passerby, Lu Weiwei pointed at him and said, "You, is it reasonable to cross the street and not take the sidewalk?" Nowadays, many puppies will look at traffic lights and take zebra crossings, don't tell me that you are not even as good as those small animals, right?"

Seeing that the tall and thin passers-by bowed their heads and were silent, Lu Weiwei struck while the iron was hot, and said: "Also, what's wrong with other people's vehicles pressing the horn? You still scold others? When people press the horn, you scold, and when you press the horn, you scold, you are really cooperative?

found that Lu Weiwei was scared of tall and thin passers-by twice, and the Land Rover driver on the side was suddenly happy, and couldn't help but say: "Yes, I've never seen such a strange person." ”

"And you, and so you. Seeing that the Land Rover driver was a little nervous, Lu Weiwei changed her style of painting and directly aimed at the Land Rover driver.

"I ...... What's wrong with me?" asked the Land Rover driver weakly.

"If you drive slowly, you'll die? Let pedestrians die? Now it's all cars, don't you know?" Lu Weiwei crossed her waist and turned on the education mode.

The Land Rover driver was stunned for a moment, and just wanted to speak, but was scolded back by Lu Weiwei.

"What kind of horn do you honk when people walk, don't you know that this is disrespectful? After you wait for him to pass, don't you just drive away, and you don't have to honk the horn a few times to show that you are powerful?"

"If he scolds you, you will press the horn, and if he scolds you, you will press the horn? Why don't you go to learn the symphony if you cooperate with him so much?"

"I ......"

"What am I, am I wrong?" Before the Land Rover driver could finish speaking, Lu Weiwei directly scolded back.

"What else do you say about running into a female driver sooner or later, what's wrong with the female driver? Don't bring such a scaring person, okay? Are you sexist or what?"

"Uh! no...... No. ”

"I think you are. Lu Weiwei didn't mean to give up, and asked directly: "Oh yes, what do you mean when you say he can't eat four dishes?"

"Well, that's it...... It's just that he doesn't have a daughter-in-law's life, three dishes and one soup, and no one makes him ......"

"That's not going to work. Before the Land Rover driver finished speaking, Lu Weiwei's words instantly scared the Land Rover driver back into shrinking his neck.

"You curse people for not being able to marry wives, this is too vicious, isn't it? Is there such a curse for people? Is it good to be a civilized society now, don't say that you curse people for not being able to marry wives. ”

"Poof!"

Listening to Lu Weiwei stunned a strong man of about 1.85 meters into speechlessness, many passers-by around laughed from ear to ear.

I just heard the little policewoman talking about stand-up comedy on the side of the road to promote anti-fraud methods, and now her kung fu is also first-class.

The two of them who were arrogant and arrogant just now said that they were going to fight, their momentum disappeared in an instant, and they were killed on the spot by Lu Weiwei with their own strength, and both of them suddenly lost their temper.

"That'...... So what are you going to do?" the Land Rover driver looked down at his watch, and seemed to be in a hurry, so he quickly relented.

"What should I do then? What should I do?" Lu Weiwei didn't understand for a while, she couldn't help but look at Gu Chen beside her, and asked, "Senior Brother Gu, what do you say?"

"The two of them shook hands and reconciled, after all, traffic jams here are easy to cause traffic jams. Gu Chen said.

"Yes. Lu Weiwei immediately agreed: "I don't think it's necessary to shake hands, you two should hug it, be sincere." ”

"What?"

"Hug?"

"And him?"

"Phew. ”

Both of them seemed reluctant, looked at each other unpleasantly, and twisted their heads to other places.

"What's the matter? Still not happy? It means that you have no remorse at all, do you want me to take you all into the police station and let you calm down at the police station?"

Seeing that Lu Weiwei was going to bring the two into the bureau, the Land Rover driver, who was in a hurry, immediately took the lead in giving in and said: "Actually, it's nothing, it's just that I was in a hurry just now, and I was a little short-tempered, so I honked the horn a few more times." ”

Looking at the tall and thin passerby, the Land Rover driver reluctantly said, "So...... I'm sorry, I was wrong. ”

"What about you?" Seeing that the Land Rover driver had already made a statement, Lu Weiwei glanced at the tall and thin passerby beside her.

"I ...... I'm just like him. Tall and thin passers-by seemed equally disdainful.

Lu Weiwei frowned slightly, and said, "What do you mean to be the same? Speak clearly, don't be so vague." ”

"That's it...... Just like him, I'm sorry, I was too impatient just now, and I'm sorry to you. ”

"That's right, a lot of things are polite to each other, and things are easy to solve, but they have to be so complicated. ”

Seeing that the problem was solved, Lu Weiwei immediately slapped her face: "Then, you two just hug each other and show your sincerity in solving the problem." ”

Seeing that Lu Weiwei had already spoken, the Land Rover driver, who wanted to leave the scene quickly, was suddenly reluctant, and took the lead in stepping forward and giving the tall and thin passerby an embarrassing hug.

The awkward expression of the tall and thin man also caused many passers-by to laugh.

"Okay, okay, the problem has been solved, don't gather here, disperse. ”

also saw that Lu Weiwei handled it properly, and the Land Rover driver and tall and thin passers-by also expressed their apologies.

Gu Chen took Officer Wang and Yuan Shasha and immediately dispersed the surrounding crowd on the spot.

The middle-aged Land Rover driver stepped forward and bowed to Gu Chen and the others: "Thank you, comrade police, then I still have a meal, I'll leave first, it's really troublesome for you." ”

"You're welcome, drive carefully, find a price for drinking or something, don't drink and drive. Gu Chen also gave a safety reminder in passing.

The Land Rover driver clasped his hands together, bowed to Gu Chen and said, "It must be certain, after drinking, you must find a price, don't worry, comrade police, I'm an old driver." ”

After saying goodbye to Gu Chen and the others one by one, the Land Rover driver drove away from the scene.

And the tall and thin passers-by were also exchanging a few words and disappeared into the vast crowd.

"It's closed. Gu Chen walked back to the police car and began to stack the plastic stools one by one.

After Lu Weiwei put away the parasol, she couldn't help but joke: "Senior Brother Gu, there is still some time, I'll go buy something delicious, you guys wait for me here." ”

"No problem, then Senior Sister Lu will go and come back quickly. Gu Chen said.

Officer Wang looked at Lu Weiwei's back with Yuan Shasha disappearing, and couldn't help teasing: "Let her go and come back quickly, it's absolutely impossible, she will never come back if she doesn't find something delicious." ”

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The next afternoon, 5 p.m.

It's almost time to get off work.

When He Junchao was scrolling through the local news, he was immediately attracted by a local news, and hurriedly reminded Gu Chen: "Gu Chen, Team Leader Gu, you are on fire." ”

"What's not hot?" Gu Chen looked up and couldn't help but say.

He Junchao smiled and said, "I'll read this news to you, listen to it." ”

"On the second day of setting up the stall, I learned that many stall owners closed their stalls and left directly, but they forgot an important thing. ”

"I experienced the beautiful life of the stall and took away the beautiful mood, but I didn't take away the stall garbage left behind. ”

"And there is a special group of 'stall owners', who not only set up stalls to promote anti-fraud expertise, but also pass on to everyone in an easy-to-understand stand-up comedy. ”

"On top of that, they've also become beautiful gardeners of the city. ”

"According to the editor's careful observation last night, they are young, they are beautiful, and they are full of vitality. ”

After setting up a stall to promote anti-fraud knowledge, they used their own cleaning tools to sweep away the garbage around them. ”

It is precisely because of their kind gesture that they have also driven many stall owners around, so that yesterday the editor interviewed Aunt Cleaning, and even Aunt Cleaning said that there seems to be a lot less garbage tonight, and it feels different from usual. ”

"That's right, it is precisely because of this group of people that our stall economy is more vibrant, and our lives are safer. ”

When reading this, He Junchao paused, and said with a smile: "There are many sets of pictures below, and it feels like they were all taken secretly from the perspective of passers-by." ”

"Haha, is there such a good thing?" When Officer Wang heard this, he also hurriedly walked to He Junchao's side, looked at his photo in the computer, and couldn't help but smile with satisfaction: "Not to mention, the perspective of passers-by took me quite young." ”

"It feels pretty good, right, Senior Brother Gu?" Lu Weiwei was also watching the news, and turned her head to glance at Gu Chen.

"It's okay, it seems that it worked well yesterday, and it has already caused repercussions. Gu Chen nodded slightly, and then said: "By the way, we have to have a stall today, and the logistics side will move the leaflets later." ”

Glancing at He Junchao, Gu Chen said again: "Today, Senior Brother He and Senior Brother Ding, let's bring two more trainee colleagues from the third group together." ”

"No problem. Officer Ding readily agreed: "I heard Lu Weiwei say that there were a few snacks on the street yesterday that were very good, and I happened to try them today." ”

"Haha, I'm afraid that your old Ding was not led crooked by Lu Weiwei, right?" Officer Wang glanced at him, and said: "Yesterday, Lu Weiwei learned what Gu Chen wrote for her, and the publicity effect was good, and you Lao Ding also have to learn today, so as not to be embarrassed at the right time." ”

"Isn't it just stand-up comedy? Today I will perform a duet comedy with He Junchao. ”

Glancing at He Junchao, Officer Ding said proudly: "Xiao He, tonight you teas, I teasing, what do you say?"

"Yes, it's just practice, if there are activities in the bureau, we can perform on stage, we must agree." He Junchao was the first to agree.

Gu Chen snapped his fingers and said, "Then it's decided, today is you, tomorrow will be the back wheel, and after that, there will be nothing to do with the three of us." ”

As soon as the voice fell, the landline phone in the office suddenly rang, Gu Chen did not hesitate, stood up directly, came to the telephone to pick up the phone and asked:

"Hey, this is the third criminal investigation team of the Furong Branch, what do you need to help you?"

"Police...... Comrade policeman, do not ...... Oh no, no. The caller was a middle-aged man, who seemed flustered and even slurred.

Gu Chen smiled slightly, and asked indifferently: "Don't worry, if you have something, you can talk slowly, okay?"

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