Chapter 145: Little Trick
Yu Haidong, who was focused, heard a voice from behind him and subconsciously turned his head.
Seeing that Li Xinran happened to sit up from the bed, he greeted him very politely.
"Hello. ”
Li Xinran, who was in a daze, felt a basin of cold water poured down on his head, and the whole person shivered, and then his originally constricted bladder instantly relaxed, and he urinated.
Yu Haidong didn't think it was scary.
But from Li Xinran's point of view, he was not scared and fainted, he was already bold.
Because he was sleeping, he turned off the lights in his office, leaving only a little light on the computer screen.
Yu Haidong's face was blue and white in the light of the computer screen.
"You don't have to be afraid. Yu Haidong said.
"You...... You...... You ......" Li Xinran trembled and was speechless.
He knew Yu Haidong, he was a newcomer, and he was only a newcomer to the current department, and he used to be from other departments.
Yu Haidong ascended to heaven, and he came to take over the work.
Otherwise, he wouldn't have been able to get started so quickly.
"It's tricky, do you still want to write code?" Li Xinran You have been for a long time, and I don't know if it's because I'm too scared, or because my brain is pumping, I suddenly asked such a question.
Yu Haidong was about to answer this question, but He Sihai, who was standing at the head of Li Xinran's bed, suddenly turned off the light.
Yu Haidong naturally disappeared without a trace in Li Xinran's eyes.
Li Xinran was taken aback, and hurriedly sat up, only to find that his lower body was hot, and he was urinated on the bed with a bubble of urine.
Because it was summer, there was no bedding on the folding bed, and the urine seeped all over the floor, and the smell of urine was all over the house.
But Li Xinran couldn't take care of it anymore, rushed over, and directly turned on all the lights.
Then he carefully observed the surroundings and made sure that Yu Haidong was really gone.
......
"Let's go, I'll take you where you need to go. He Sihai said to Yu Haidong, who had fulfilled his wish.
"Wait a minute, wait a minute. Yu Haidong hurriedly begged.
"What's the matter, hasn't your wish been fulfilled, is there anything else in this world that you remember?"
"I want to go to her desk and take another look. Yu Haidong pleaded.
"Alas~"
He Sihai sighed and nodded.
He's kind of an idiot, but it's a pity......
Yu Haidong's favorite Li Ruohua's seat is in another office.
There are many women in the art department, and when you enter the office, you can clearly see the difference from the program department.
All kinds of cartoon figures, stickers, pink pillows, drinking glasses, and so on are everywhere.
Yu Haidong walked to a window position, and then sat down silently.
On the table, there are several small ball-making figures, pink cherry blossom keyboards, small dolphin pillows, and full of girlish hearts.
"The first time I saw her, it was actually the third day she came to the company, and it was the first time I came out of the office in three days, and I met her head-on, it was winter, she was wearing a fluffy sweater, with a very cute hat, very cute, and I had a greasy face, I hadn't taken a shower for a few days, her first impression of me must be very bad, if there is an afterlife......"
With Yu Haidong's muttering, he disappeared without a trace.
Yu Haidong is also sincere to Li Ruohua, but unfortunately he didn't move anyone except himself.
I hope he will not be a licking dog again in the next life.
He Sihai turned around and left directly, and as Yu Haidong wished, his reward also arrived instantly.
He Sihai also had a lot of knowledge about computer programming in his mind.
When I didn't know how to program, I felt that programming was very magical, and it could achieve various functions, but after I knew how to program, I felt that it was so monotonous and boring.
All kinds of magical functions are just lines of code piling up logic, no wonder they all say that programmers move bricks, in fact, there is really no difference.
......
Later, Li Xinran resigned from the company and no longer worked as a programmer, so he set up a stall to sell breakfast with his girlfriend.
It's hard work, but it's much easier than being a programmer, and it's no less than being a programmer.
......
After leaving Yu Haidong's company, He Sihai did not maintain his trick anymore, and walked alone on the silent street.
He didn't let Xuanxuan come with him tonight, even if he was a child laborer, he still worked the night shift, which was too bullying.
Thinking of Xuanxuan's small appearance of humming angrily, He Sihai wanted to laugh a little.
Passing by a red shed on the side of the road, He Sihai was also a little hungry, so he walked in and found that there were still a lot of people inside.
There are farmers who work, there are young people who have just come out of the night market, there are also dusty couples and wandering around--treacherous.
He Sihai looked at the corner and sat on Xiao Wei next to the dusty couple.
He kept talking to the couple, his face full of anxiety.
When Xiao Yi saw He Sihai, his eyes flashed with joy, waved his hand vigorously, and then ran towards him.
"Boss, bring me a beef fried mein. He Sihai greeted the busy boss.
The boss looked up and looked this way, and then said loudly, "Find a place to do it yourself." ”
Then he bowed his head and went to work with him.
He Sihai found a vacant seat and sat down, and asked Xiao Wei who was standing opposite, "Do you want to eat noodles?"
It was a little boy, about the size of He Qiu, who had cut off a watermelon head, but his face was pale and he looked quite thin.
When the little boy heard this, he immediately nodded happily.
So He Sihai lit the soul-attracting lamp, and the little boy instantly appeared in front of everyone.
But everyone was bowing their heads to eat, and when they saw it, it was estimated that they had only come in with He Sihai.
"Boss, stir-fry another beef noodle. He Sihai said loudly.
When the boss heard this, he looked up again and saw a child sitting opposite He Sihai, but he didn't care.
Instead, he asked, "Do you want to make it spicy?"
He Sihai looked at the little boy, and the little boy immediately shook his head.
"Don't. He Sihai replied loudly.
During this period, the dusty couple also glanced over here, but did not react much.
He Sihai was a little puzzled when he saw it, he originally thought that the little boy was the couple's child, but now it seems that it is not.
The little boy probably also noticed He Sihai's gaze, so he showed him a look of solicitation.
He Sihai nodded, and the little boy got up and ran towards the dusty couple.
"Xiaodan's mother, Xiaodan's father, Xiaodan is still in the stone house, you should hurry up and find her. The little boy ran up to the couple and said.
When the husband and wife, who were full of surprise, heard this, the chopsticks in their hands fell directly to the ground.
One of the women grabbed the little boy by the shoulder and asked anxiously, "Do you know Dandan?
The little boy was probably hurt by him, and frowned slightly.
He Sihai walked over, took her away, and said with a flat expression: "If you have something to say, you can say it." ”
"Yes, yes, I'm sorry, we're so excited, do you know where Dandan is? Please, tell us, we'...... We can give you money...... We're on your knees......" The man next to him also reacted, pleading with a pleading face.
In the food stalls, everyone's eyes were also attracted.
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