Chapter 14: A loud fart

This change of the Sword Sect Master surprised everyone present and was taken aback, how could this kid persuade the Sect Master in a few words? Could it be that this inconspicuous-looking stupid boy is the killer weapon of the Sword Yi Sect? After thinking about it, this is not right, the killer words have not been released long ago, so why wait until now. {}

Everyone was confused, only a few people who had seen Lin Yi's move were not surprised by this result, especially the few monks in Hanyuan Valley, their faces were ugly, for fear that Lin Yi would take out their spiritual weapons to show off, it would be really embarrassing to throw them home.

Cui Yong knew that Lin Yi was powerful, but he really hoped that Chu Changfei would vent his evil anger for him, so he leaned over and sneered: "Senior brother, beat him hard, I can't get used to such an arrogant person." ”

Chu Changfei was arrogant, his face was full of disdain, don't look over, and snorted coldly: "This kind of ant, I don't care to make a move, and I lost my identity." If you're interested, I'll give it to you. ”

Cui Yong was frightened by this sentence, shrunk his head, and did not dare to speak out again.

Lin Yi walked up to the sword test floor and chuckled, "Are you afraid?"

"Idiot!" Chu Changfei threw a sentence, then leaned back in his chair, raised his eyes to the sky, and ignored it no longer.

The scene was stalemate for a while, and everyone understood Chu Changfei, one was invincible and the other was not condensed, the gap was too big, it was really not a level.

Lin Yi was pondering whether to release the aura of the eighth layer of condensation qi and let everyone feel it, when he heard the Hanyuan Valley Lord shake his head and sigh: "It's really nonsense, you Yi Sword Sect can't get a junior who can get on the table, so let's do it, Zhang Feng, you only have the cultivation of the fifth layer of condensation qi to fight with this fellow Daoist." ”

The Lord of Hanyuan Valley also kept an eye on it, looking at Ling Zheng's demeanor, he seemed to have great confidence in this stupid young man, and planned to send a fifth-layer condensation to test the water first.

This is bitter Zhang Feng, he was originally holding the mentality of watching the excitement, where did he think that he would be dragged into the water. This guy took the initiative to provoke Lin Yi a few days ago, he was seriously injured and vomited blood, the spirit weapon was confiscated, and now he has not come back, how dare he touch his moldy head again at this time, isn't this an idiot who is looking for abuse and self-harm. But the words of the valley lord could not but be heard, alas......

People say that in a hurry, Zhang Feng was so anxious that he was sweating profusely, and suddenly he had an idea, his face was "exposed" and bitter, and he said slightly weakly: "Gu Master, I have a stomach trouble today, my body is very weak, I am afraid that I will not be able to fight the enemy, if I lose, I will lose the reputation of our Hanyuan Valley, and ask the master to find someone else." ”

This guy was sweating profusely, his face was pale, but he thought he was talking seamlessly, but who expected that everyone present was full of black lines, looking at him dumbfounded, as if he was looking at an idiot.

Without waiting for Zhang Feng to react, he heard the Lord of Hanyuan Valley slap the table and roar angrily: "Fart, I wait for the cultivators to refine qi and strengthen the body, how can I have a stomach like a mortal." ”

Everyone present laughed in unison, if this monk is timid and afraid of the field, he should also think of a proper reason, how can he say that he has a stomach, but few people know the real reason.

Zhang Feng was stunned for a moment, then drooped his head, knelt in front of the Hanyuan Valley Lord, and sobbed with a handful of snot and tears: "Lord Valley, I really have a stomach trouble, and I don't know what kind of herb I took yesterday, I thought it could improve my strength, but I didn't want to have no effect except for stomach pain, I was wronged......"

When everyone heard it, this was possible, and then looking at the appearance of this guy, it didn't seem like he was telling a lie, and he couldn't help but secretly laugh, the few remaining victims in Hanyuan Valley were very amused when they saw Zhang Feng's embarrassment, and they didn't realize that the crisis was approaching.

Only the stunned boy Han Lei rolled his eyes and felt bad.

Seeing that Zhang Feng was crying miserably, the Lord of Hanyuan Valley was really pitiful, but he was no longer embarrassed, and after a reprimand, he turned his head sideways and said, "Kong Sui, you go up and try your hand with him." ”

Coincidentally, this Kong Sui is also one of the victims, and his own spiritual weapon is still resting in Lin Yi's place, I originally saw the valley master sending Zhang Feng up, and I was at peace in my heart, and I secretly laughed, originally holding the mentality of a bystander, where did I expect that the shape would turn sharply, and I was not protected, like a basin of cold water falling from my head, pouring it into my heart.

This time it was Zhang Feng's turn to snicker, this guy was also cautious, still hanging his head, his face was sad, but his eyes were already full of smiles.

Seeing that Kong Sui was not moving, the Lord of Hanyuan Valley couldn't help but have a sinking face, and said in a cold voice: "What, you also have a stomach?"

This sentence was originally the Hanyuan Valley Lord who was angry and said it casually.

But Kong Sui's head was about to smoke, and when he heard this, his eyes lit up, and he couldn't help grinning, and said in a low voice: "Gu Master Yingming, I also ate that kind of herb 'medicine', and today is also very empty......

All the monks laughed without hesitation, all of them felt extremely funny, the face of the Lord of Hanyuan Valley was gloomy, his eyes swept away, and the cold was cold, and several monks who were laughing quickly closed their mouths and sat upright, but they still held back their laughter, and their faces were flushed.

Kong Sui also laughed awkwardly a few times, and then pointed at Zhang Feng and said: "It's all his fault, he pulled me and said that it was a herbal medicine to enhance my strength, I was convinced, so I ate it." ”

Zhang Feng was about to smile in his heart, but he didn't expect to be pulled into the water again in a blink of an eye, and he couldn't help but glare at Kong Sui angrily, and scolded in his heart: "Paralyzed, you kid yin me." ”

Kong Sui seemed to hear Zhang Feng's complaints, and responded in his heart: "Lao Tzuyin is you, who asked you to take the initiative to stir up trouble, don't think about staying out of it." ”

The Hanyuan Valley Lord's face was blue at this time, gloomy and frightening, and after closing his eyes for a while, he said slowly: "Who else has eaten that herb 'medicine'?"

Originally, the remaining victims didn't know what reason to find to avoid this catastrophe, but when they heard the question of the valley master, they really had a sense of brightness, and they suddenly felt enlightened, and they stood up one after another, and rushed to say: "I, I, me, and my ......."

"I ate before you. ”

"Nonsense, I've eaten the most, and now I'm the most empty. ”

"Paralyzed, I eat a lot of miscellaneous food, and I eat several kinds of ......"

Many of the monks present were stunned, and their jaws dropped to the ground, what is this? Collective stomach trouble? It seems that they are quite happy?

Even the peerless" woman in Shanyuemen couldn't bear it, and chuckled a few times, but it didn't attract much attention, and most of them stared at these living treasures in Hanyuan Valley.

Several victims saw the cold eyes of the valley lord and the appearance of gritting their teeth, and the quarrel gradually subsided, and they hung their heads one by one and remained silent.

The Lord of Hanyuan Valley exhaled a breath of turbidity, everyone knew that this person was really angry, he held back his laughter, and did not dare to make a sound, at this time there was silence on the field, and the needle drop could be heard.

One of the victims saw several senior brothers, who had eaten early, eaten a lot, and ate miscellaneously, and they had no advantage, and they were struggling with how to win sympathy, when suddenly their hearts moved, and they secretly said: "You have to pretend to be professional, look at me." ”

"Poof......

The brother took advantage of the silence of the audience and let out a loud fart in public.

Then his face was slightly red, and he said shyly: "Gu Master, I can't hold it back......"

“......”

“......”

Hahahaha!

This time, the monks couldn't hold back their laughter anymore, and burst into bursts of laughter, some of the monks laughed breathlessly, leaned forward and back, and even held their stomachs and laughed: "No, I laughed so much that my stomach hurts, and I also have a stomach, hahaha." ”

"If I don't laugh out loud, I can't hold it back, haha......"

These few people can be regarded as losing the face of Han Yuangu, but they all have a thought, they don't want to fight that stupid boy if they are killed, otherwise the end will be even worse.

Lin Yi looked at the farce staged by those people with a smile, but the hatred for Chu Changfei in his heart did not diminish at all.