Chapter 129: The Disaster of the Left Attendant (5)
The Secret of the Divine Strategy (I)] Chapter 129 The Tribulation of the Left Attendant (5) -
Chapter 129: The Robbery of the Left "Waiter" (5)
Canghai Zhilu said that he was talking about the old things that "felt something", which suddenly aroused sadness and was a little sullen. The speed of eating snails has also slowed down.
Gong San immediately found out, so he forked his mouth and said: "Ah, by the way, has Brother Huangfu noticed that these snails have no tails?"
Canghai smiled faintly and said, "Of course." However, looking at the smoothness of this incision, you can know that the road is for people. The snails fried in this way are really delicious. ”
Gong San smiled when he saw him, and he was also relieved, and said with a smile: "You see that there are at least hundreds of snails on two plates, but I cut off the tail with scissors one by one, and put sugar when frying, you love sweetness, isn't it very palatable?"
Canghai looked at Gong San on the opposite side, and then lowered his head and picked up a snail to pick the "meat", and said with a smile: "You and the 'spring' are really born master and servants." Raising his eyes, he saw that Gong San was puzzled, so he said: "Just now, he boasted to me several times when he knew 'Chun', saying that he had smeared and fished these snails by himself. ”
Gong San didn't reply, just looked at him with a smile, the more he watched, the happier he became, and he couldn't help but cover his mouth with a wine glass to have enough time to relieve his laughter. When I looked up, the man had been eating the snail meat with his head down, as if he hadn't noticed it.
Gong San smiled and said, "Are you unhappy?"
After a pause on the bamboo sticks, Canghai rolled his eyelids and glanced at him, and said lightly: "It's okay." ”
"Okay, then why do you always look teary?" Gong San tried to lower his body, observing his lowered eyes from the bottom up, his eyebrows drooped slightly, and suddenly he was a little childish.
"How can I have it?" Canghai immediately widened his eyes and frowned slightly, "It's always been like this." ”
Gong San looked at him again and muttered, "It seems to be so, and it seems to be a little different." ”
"And what about you? sit across from me...... No, I've been laughing since I saw me, and I'm going to squirt out when I take a sip of wine. What the hell is so funny?"
As soon as these words came out, Gong San couldn't help but laugh again. Laughed for a long time. Canghai has been sitting opposite him and looking at him coldly and laughing, and he doesn't eat snail meat.
Gong San laughed enough, and then said: "I just remembered the question you asked me last time, and I have already thought of the answer." ”
“...... What's the problem?"
"Didn't you ask me last time," Gong San tried to put on a serious expression, but his eyebrows kept jumping, and he said extremely seriously: "-You are a boy, how can you give birth to a child?
But seeing that the man's face turned red instantly, he was ashamed and anxious, and his eyes were full of tears, but he was completely attracted to listen attentively, and Gong San couldn't hold it back again.
"Ahem, that ......," Miyazo told himself that he had to endure until he finished speaking, "...... Do you remember Lao Tzu...... It's Lao Dan, how was he born?"
The man raised his eyebrows and nodded worriedly, "It is rumored that he is a descendant of Peng Zu, and in the first year of Shang Chaoyang, he was conceived in the womb of the 'daughter' Li of King Xuanmiao. Lee's washed by the river, and floated a yellow-orange plum from the upstream, which he scooped up and ate, and became pregnant. ”
The corners of Gong San's mouth twisted. "yes, and then what?"
"Then, Lee's was eighty-one years pregnant......"
"Say, why don't you say anything?" Gong San encouraged, "How did Lao Tzu get born?"
Canghai rolled his eyes blankly, speechless.
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