Somewhere

Lin Fan jumped off a Didi, saw a Toyota not far away, ran over in a hurry, and then opened the co-pilot's door.

"Whew..."

"I'm exhausted. Lin Fan gasped and said seriously: "Uncle... How did you get out?"

"It's similar to you, just find an excuse to get your Aunt Xia drunk, she drinks red wine, and I am water and concentrated grape juice. Liu Zhongtao said with a smile: "But... I had to get home by 5 a.m. and lie under the covers... Otherwise, you will die, and you will not want to go into the bedroom in this life. ”

“...”

"Me too. Lin Fan sighed and said helplessly: "You must take that girl at home into your arms before five o'clock, otherwise... The consequences are unimaginable. ”

Speaking of which,

Weng and his son-in-law sighed together.

"Forget it!"

"Tonight is our time to be happy, don't bring sadness in. Liu Zhongtao showed a smile and said seriously: "Now go pick up your Aunt Tong's husband, and the three of us will set off when the time comes!"

"Let's go!"

"Let's go!"

Followed by

drove to a high-end community.

"Uncle?"

"You say... Have the two of us found the same wife?" Lin Fan frowned, and asked Liu Zhongtao, who was driving the car, "How do I feel... My tigress is a bit similar to yours, and... The two look quite alike. ”

“...”

"Hmm..."Liu Zhongtao said indifferently: "Don't think about these things, think about how to be happy at night." ”

Lin Fan nodded, glanced at Uncle Liu, and asked, "Uncle... My girlfriend is probably going to take me to meet my parents, and I listen to her tone... It's been a lot of relief, the first time I've come to the door... Do I have anything to bring, how can I not be embarrassed?"

Hearing Lin Fan's words,

Liu Zhongtao was stunned and asked in surprise: "To... Want to meet your parents?"

"That's right. ”

"I used to always say wait... But lately there have been signs of a bit of a relent, not so resolute. Lin Fan said seriously: "I was thinking about my girlfriend's parents who met him for the first time, should I buy something? How can I talk to my father-in-law, how can I make him happy?"

How to be happy?

Give me back your watch, motorcycle, and suit!

Liu Zhongtao opened his mouth, but he didn't know how to say the words when they came to his mouth, and he pondered for a long time... said: "Talk as much as you want." ”

"I'm afraid of embarrassment. ”

"That's right..."

"Yun'er is your niece, you must have seen Yun'er's parents, what kind of personality do you say?" Lin Fan asked.

“...”

"Your father-in-law... Exceptional, exceptional, the best man I've ever seen in my life, as for your mother-in-law... People don't do anything. Liu Zhongtao said solemnly: "Be kind to your father-in-law in the future, your mother-in-law... Just deal with it. ”

Lin Fan was stunned for a moment, tilted his head and looked confused, and said, "Uncle... Are you lying to me?"

"What did I lie to you?" Liu Zhongtao said angrily: "Anyway, listen to me, you will honor your father-in-law in the future." ”

"Hmm..."

"Of course. Lin Fan sighed and said helplessly: "I'm more worried now... What if Yun'er's parents don't agree?"

At this point,

Liu Zhongtao glanced at Lin Fan, who was preoccupied, and said casually: "Aren't you already in the car? Even if you don't agree, it's useless... At that time, it will just be a make-up ticket. ”

“...”

"Uncle?"

"Did you rely on this trick to trick my Aunt Xia?" Lin Fan asked curiously.

"Fart!"

"When your uncle and I were young, we were also a handsome guy, and your aunt chased after me. Liu Zhongtao said.

"Oh..."

moment

At the door of a high-end community, a middle-aged man directly opened the rear door.

"Brother!"

Zhang Haiguo said hello to Liu Zhongtao, then looked at Lin Fan who was sitting in the passenger seat, and asked curiously: "This little brother is my brother... The guy you're talking about?"

"Hmm..."

"Lin Fan. Liu Zhongtao nodded, and then said to Lin Fan: "Zhang Haiguo, your aunt Tong's husband, you call him Uncle Haiguo." ”

"Oh. ”

"Hello Uncle Haiguo, I am a general under my uncle. Lin Fan turned his head and said with a smile at Zhang Haiguo.

Zhang Haiguo suddenly had a great impression of Lin Fan, and he thought he was a righteous man and a gentleman, but as a result... It's about the same as my brother-in-law, and sure enough... It's not a family, it's not a door.

"Good, good..."

"That's right!"

"The first time we met, I gave you a gift. Zhang Haiguo took out a watch, handed it to Lin Fan, and said, "Audemars Piguet Royal Oak Collection." ”

Lin Fan was stunned, what is the situation with this Uncle Haiguo? I'm already drunk at the beginning, and I won't say a word when we meet, I'll give you an arm first, or Audemars Piguet's arm...

No...

Are people all these days treating money like dung?

"Ahem!"

Liu Zhongtao coughed lightly, and then said, "You... Your Uncle Haiguo is doing a big business, so it's nothing to give you a watch. ”

"Oh..."

"Thank you, Uncle Haiguo. Lin Fan said with a smile.

"You're welcome. ”

Zhang Haiguo smiled: "You can like it." ”

In fact

Giving Lin Fan a watch is nothing to Zhang Haiguo, which is far less than the help his father-in-law gave him, which can no longer be measured by money.

again

Zhang Haiguo has a good impression of Lin Fan, and has a sense of closeness to the same stream.

"That's it!"

"It's almost time to greet each other, it's time to get down to business!" Liu Zhongtao said with a smile: "Let's go!"

...

A top-notch bathing center,

Its boss personally received the 'Iron Triangle', for the arrival of Liu Zhongtao... It was excitement from the heart.

"The old rules. ”

"No one is allowed to come in without my command. Liu Zhongtao said solemnly: "We just came over to take a shower, chat, and press a motorcycle." ”

"Brother Liu, I understand!" The boss said seriously: "I have already arranged it." ”

It didn't take long for

The three of them came out of the pool, and went back to the private room directly and lay on the massage table.

"Sea Country?"

"This time, you and Xiao Tong are going to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau?" asked Liu Zhongtao casually.

"Uh..."

"A week later. Zhang Haiguo said casually.

Liu Zhongtao glanced at it and said angrily: "I think so... Farewell, how many years have it been... I see that you are tossing every day, you look at it... When the time comes, there will definitely be all kinds of excuses, either you have something to do, or what's wrong with her. ”

"Ugh..."

"Actually, I don't want to leave, the problem is that she is always unreasonable. Zhang Haiguo said bitterly: "It's really annoying to always toss you." ”

Then

Lin Fan opened his mouth and said seriously: "Uncle Haiguo... Do you know Mencius?"

"What's that?" asked Zhang Haiguo with a confused expression.

"I'll explain it to you. Lin Fan said: "Actually... All three of us have the same kind of woman, this kind of woman is extremely dangerous and easy to harm the world, why... Why don't you become our woman?"

"Uncle Haiguo?"

"You... Do you know?" asked Lin Fan.

“...”

Zhang Haiguo pondered for a moment and said cautiously: "Because of bad luck?"

"No!"

"This is the test of heaven for us!" Lin Fan said solemnly: "Therefore, the heavens will descend on people, and they must first suffer their minds, strain their muscles and bones, starve their bodies and skin, empty their bodies, and act chaotically. ”

Words fall,

Lin Fan said: "We can even win such a woman, what else in this world can't be won?"

suddenly

Liu Zhongtao said: "Well said!"

"Sea Country!"

"Did you hear that?" Liu Zhongtao said: "You are a person who does big things, if you can't even do it with a child, you still do a big thing!"

Speaking of which,

Liu Zhongtao paused and continued: "This... You are not as good as me and Xiaolin, do you know how Xiaolin and I came out?"

"Slipped out?" Zhang Haiguo said cautiously.

“...”

“...”

Liu Zhongtao and Lin Fan glanced at each other, and each saw the unconvincing in each other's eyes.

"Xiaolin, you say it first!" Liu Zhongtao said.

"Hmm..."

"Uncle Haiguo... I told my girl at home directly... Your man is going to go outside for a while, and then she respectfully helps me put on my coat and deliver it all the way to the door. Lin Fan said: "This is... status!"

"That's right!"

"Family status is here. Liu Zhongtao said with a smile: "I also came out like this." ”

Suddenly

Zhang Haiguo's whole body was cracked, and the two of them... It's exactly the same.

"Haiguo!"

"Forget it, don't leave..."Liu Zhongtao said earnestly: "Don't look at your daughter's indifferent appearance, it's actually quite sad." ”

“...”

"I'll think about it. Zhang Haiguo sighed, then swept away the gloom on his face, and said with a smile: "Don't talk about this... Brother, what's the arrangement for a while?"

"What arrangement do you ask?" Liu Zhongtao smiled: "Of course it's drunk and dreaming of death!"

...

Room 304 of an apartment.

Liu Yun'er was lying on a large bed, sleeping quite peacefully.

suddenly

The ringing of a cell phone came from the living room.

One minute

Two minutes

Three minutes...

The ringtone of the mobile phone was not interrupted, and finally woke up Liu Yun'er in her sleep.

"Hey!"

"Big fool!"

"Can you be quieter, close the bedroom door by the way!" Liu Yun'er opened her eyes and shouted angrily from the door.

however

She was answered by silence.

“...”

"Stupid?"

"Stupid?" Liu Yun'er frowned, lifted the quilt on her body, and found that she was still wearing the original clothes and pants, and then got out of bed, although her head hurt a little at the moment, but the impact was not very great.

Walk to the door,

I found that the house was empty, and the annoying ringtone came from my mobile phone.

"Huh?"

"Why is it Mom?" Liu Yun'er didn't hesitate, and immediately connected.

"Xiaoyun?"

"Lin Fan is not here?" Xia Meifang's tone was very serious.

“...”

"It's like... It doesn't seem to be there. Liu Yun'er said helplessly: "I got drunk today, and then slept in his bedroom, I was just woken up by your call from my mother, as for where Lin Fan is... I don't know, you... Are you looking for him?"

Hearing my daughter's words,

Xia Meifang couldn't help but be shocked in her heart, and shouted anxiously: "Oh no!

......