12. Let's talk about making a delicious meal

"Recently, I have been thinking about it and devoting my life to writing a song, which is a combination of pop, electronic, rap, R&B, British rock, country heavy metal, folk, punk, dance music and other styles. ”

When everyone was happily eating melons, they suddenly found that Li Zixuan had updated Weibo again, and this time he also wrote a song by himself?

"Wow! My idols can write songs? It's amazing! It must be good!"

"Brain-dead, what's the big deal about writing a song?"

"When is this guy going to write songs?

"I'm curious, what level is this?

......

My Skateboarding Shoes

Composer: Li Zixuan

Lyrics: Li Zixuan

Arranger: Li Zixuan

"There are some things I've forgotten

But I remember it now

In one night

......

In this beautiful moonlight

In this beautiful street

I told myself it was true, it wasn't a dream

One step, two steps, one step, two steps

Step by step like a minion

It's the devil's pace

Friction rubbing

Rub on this smooth ground

Friction rubbing

It's the devil's pace

It's the devil's pace

......”

"What a song, what a song, the devil!"

"Li Zixuan, you sing hard to hear, you know?"

Some netizens who tried it early almost didn't vomit overnight, which is a double insult to the ears and spirit!

"This is really the devil, you are stepping on the steps of the devil to harm us!"

"I feel like my scalp is being pressed to the ground and rubbing wildly!"

"It's over, my aesthetics are all distorted!"

"Bullshit rap, R&B, British rock, country heavy metal, punk, Li Zixuan, you are insulting music! Don't write any more songs in the future! Otherwise, it will turn black immediately!"

"This is your life's work? This is the culmination of music? Li Zixuan, you will pay me for mental damages! My aesthetics have been insulted!"

"Li Zixuan, you still obediently rely on your appearance to eat, talent is not your specialty, don't play up your weaknesses and avoid your strengths, you obediently make a vase is a beautiful enjoyment for everyone, toss a fart!"

"Li Zixuan, you are destined to only rely on your appearance to eat, don't struggle, accept your fate!"

"I want to admit such a life!"

"Grass! It's really disgusting to me, write a song and see you again!"

"What are you sour? I think this song is very well written! Not to mention anything else, just listening to the voice of idols is intoxicating, and I can't hear it enough a hundred times. ”

"That's right! If you don't like it, you can not listen to it, and you will not have the quality to abuse and make personal attacks here!"

"What are you beeping for? Do you write such a song? Look clearly, my idol is versatile, and he did all the composing, lyrics and arrangements alone, a thousand times better than you! You are jealous of my idol!"

"It's all done by one person, who knows if someone else wrote it for you?

"No, no, no, this time I believe it must have been written by Li Zixuan himself, it is impossible for others to write such a garbage song!"

"Hahaha! It makes sense, I actually believed it!"

"It's Li Goudan, that's right, this is in line with temperament!"

"Li Zixuan, you have this group of brainless fans who don't distinguish between right and wrong, and sooner or later you will hit the street!"

"Slipped, wasted my feelings. ”

......

The number of netizens who follow is huge, and not long after Li Zixuan posted the song, Weibo became a pot of porridge and quarreled.

But this time is different, except for some brain-dead fans, netizens are almost all one-sided, stepping on it vigorously.

Then, "Friction Friction, the Devil's Pace" became famous again and became the next meal for the majority of netizens.

Zheng Lan is very busy, feeling that the three heads and six arms are not enough, in her spare time, she also has to pay attention to the movements of Li Zixuan's Weibo, after all, the direction of public opinion on the Internet is also very important.

However, when she saw the song sent by Li Zixuan, she almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood!

The angry mouse snapped into several pieces.

What the hell is this guy doing? Isn't he uncomfortable when he posts such a song? Look at how many people are scolding him and doing it to himself, right?

Inexplicably, there are more nicknames of "Li Dogdan" and "Li Devil", see how you get rid of it in the future?

And those people in the music department, what kind of garbage stuff they make? Won't they help him fix it and control the quality? Don't you have a bad conscience if you dare to make such a song?

Posting such a broken song seriously damages Li Zixuan's image!

The people in the music department also want to say, it's my, you can't manage him yourself, why are we messing with this dynamite bag?

As for the impact, it's all his own doing, it's none of my business!

Now she can't leave, and just as she wanted to call back and scold Li Zixuan, Zhao Fangyi's phone called.

"Sister Lan, did you see Li Zixuan posting a song on the Internet? I didn't mean that I wanted to take care of his business, but in this special period, should you restrain him?"

She also heard that Li Zixuan seemed to be terminating the contract with the company a few days ago, and such a person was tired enough.

"Director Zhao, don't worry, any bit of exposure now is actually beneficial to Li Zixuan, and the original character design will not affect his image, now it's just ridiculed by some netizens, it's harmless, and the overall development is still in a good direction......"

Zheng Lan's lungs exploded, of course she couldn't say that she couldn't control Li Zixuan, so she had to make some guarantees before sending Zhao Fangyi away.

After dealing with Zhao Fangyi, she was so angry that she wanted to smash her mobile phone, but her mobile phone was very important and she couldn't leave it for a moment.

Seeing the rotten mouse on the table, he directly picked it up and smashed it into the trash, as if it was the incarnation of Li Zixuan.

Still angry, he dialed Li Zixuan's phone again.

One step closer to terminating the contract, Li Zixuan was physically and mentally happy.

However, at this time, the phone rang, and when he saw that it was Zheng Lan's, he immediately hung up.

Within two seconds, Qi Yimo's phone rang.

Where did she dare to hang up the phone? In her aggrieved and resentful little eyes, she timidly answered the phone, and was scolded by Zheng Lan as a punching bag, but she could only nod her head in response.

Li Zixuan was hard-hearted and didn't see it.

"I told you not to do it, Sister Lan said that she would take back her Weibo account next time. ”

Hung up the phone, Qi Yimo wanted to cry, she didn't have such a strong heart as Li Zixuan, she was beaten by Zheng Lan, and she suddenly looked like a frightened bird.

"It's okay, I changed the password, and I'll take care of the account myself in the future. Let's go, go home, I'm a little hungry. ”

has nothing to do, and has nothing to do for the time being, Li Zixuan beckoned Qi Yimo, who had been scolded, to go home and cook a delicious meal.