Chapter Ninety-Nine: The Mysterious Ballad of Heaven
These five Dajie bridges are also known as the five heavenly gates, which are the South Heavenly Gate connecting Nanzhan Buzhou, the West Heavenly Gate connecting Xiniuhe Zhou, the North Heavenly Gate connecting Beiju Luzhou, the East Heavenly Gate connecting Dongsheng Shenzhou, and the Tianmen Pass connecting Biluo Yellow Spring. According to the records of the academy, before Liu Bowen cut off the Heaven and Earth Bridge in the Ming Dynasty, these five heavenly gates were wide open, and the immortals in the bloodline could travel back and forth to the positive and negative worlds through the five heavenly gates. ”
"South Heavenly Gate?" Shi Yiguang heard a familiar word again, but what the hell is the North Heavenly Gate, the East Heavenly Gate, the West Heavenly Gate, and the Heavenly Gate Pass?
"Because Nanzhan Buzhou is the ancestral land of mankind and the orthodoxy of the land of Kyushu, the gods and goddesses of Nanzhan Buzhou in our ancient mythology go to heaven and go to heaven, and they all go to Nantianmen, so Nantianmen is more widely spread. In addition, the three heavenly gates in the east, west and north are not famous, but they do not exist, but they do not appear much in the mythology of Kyushu. As for the Tianmen Pass that connects Biluo, its other name may be known to you, it is also called Ghost Gate Pass!"
"Ghost Gate!" Shi Yiguang suddenly knew this: "There is also the Yama Palace, black and white impermanence, judges, Meng Po Tang, Huangquan Road, Nai He Bridge, I know everything!"
"What is that? Sister, sister, is Meng Po soup delicious?" Xiao Zhenyuan asked with a sucking finger and a blank look.
Glimpsing the captain looking over, Shi Yiguang didn't dare to be distracted and make small movements, and whispered: "I'll talk to you later, listen to the class first!"
Xiao Zhenyuan put his obedient hands on the table and listened carefully.
After the Ming Dynasty, because of some unknown secret, the five heavenly gates were closed and disappeared without a trace. For hundreds of years, generations of bloodlines have gone one after another, trying to find and open these five heavenly gates, but they have always returned in vain. Even now, where the five Heavenly Gates are hidden is still an unknown mystery, let alone trying to open them. ”
Shi Yiguang scratched his head, a little confused, saying that since we can't find the five heavenly gates, what's the use of letting us learn this theory of the two realms?
However, it seems that the captain will read the mind and patiently explain: "For so many years, the academy has also been looking for the five heavenly gates, but has not given up, and now teaching the theory of the two worlds is to let the students grasp more information related to the heavenly gate, so as not to accidentally encounter a heavenly gate one day, but it is still hazy and does not know, and misses the opportunity that is rare in thousands of years." ”
Shi Yiguang suddenly realized that the academy was holding the idea of casting a wide net to catch more fish.
"According to some unique records handed down from the Ming Dynasty, finding and opening the gate of heaven requires a musical spectrum called [Tianmen Ballad], and for hundreds of years, the academy has found a hundred suspected musical notations of Tianmen ballads. The assessment of this course is divided into the complete chanting of these 100 musical scores, the memorization of 72 speculations and records about the Gate of Heaven, and the 642 anecdotes of the Gate of Heaven and the Boundary Bridge. ”
Shi Yiguang smacked his tongue, do you have to carry so many things? How can you carry them? I'm afraid that the happy time will be gone forever.
Shi asked weakly: "Are there any multiple-choice questions and true/false questions in the assessment, and how many points do you have?"
"It's not a paper assessment, it's all I personally check and score on the spot, listen to it face-to-face, and there are no multiple-choice questions and true/false questions. The captain said coldly.
Shi Yiguang almost cried and grabbed the ground, there were no multiple-choice questions and true/false questions, how could this be, did he really have to memorize so many things?
"One hundred musical scores, seventy-two records, and six hundred and forty-two electronic manuscripts of Tianmen Boundary Bridge anecdotes have been sent to you, you can download them yourself! In the corner of the basement printing room, there is also a paper version, if you need it, you can get it yourself!" The captain said lightly, and then knocked on the tablet on the table: "This lesson is like this, the teaching content is all in the computer, you review and memorize here, and I will check it in an hour." ”
After saying that, the captain turned around and was about to walk towards the third floor.
Before Shi Yiguang went to war, he already wanted to be a deserter, and asked in a low voice: "What if I fail the inspection?"
"Copy the lesson ten times, if you still can't, add it ten more times, and so on until you pass the position. The captain had disappeared into the revolving wooden staircase, and only the melodic footsteps echoed in the Boyo Pavilion.
Shi Yiguang grabbed the heavenly dice and began to do the question: "Is the captain scaring me, in fact, even if I don't carry it, he won't punish me?" ABCDE is right, he is scaring me, F, he didn't scare me, he just wants to punish me." ”
One throw and one receiving, six o'clock upward, the captain is not the vice principal, he doesn't come to the void at all, he will punish you if he says that he will punish you, it is not bad at all.
"Sure enough, good-looking men are prickly!" Shi Yiguang muttered resentfully.
Do another question: "If I don't repent, will the captain hate or even give up on me?" Captain ABCDE will not hate me, will not give up, he is very patient, will tolerate me, Captain F will give up." ”
Throwing and receiving, six o'clock upwards, the captain is not the vice principal, and he can tolerate her generously.
"Sure enough, good-looking men are ruthless. Shi Yiguang sighed faintly, there was no choice but to keep his head down, and began to combine the teaching materials and review the content he had just taught.
But it's not difficult to say, she listened carefully to this lesson, it's very simple to memorize, it's almost ten minutes, and she wants to perform well in front of the captain, so she didn't waste time and opened the information sent by the captain.
The score of one hundred suspected Tianmen ballads.
", this is a ballad from heaven?
Look left and right, the title is the ballad of Tianmen, the captain is not wrong, but what is this?
[Little mouse, go to the lampstand, steal oil and drink, can't come down, meow meow, the cat is coming, purr and roll down], isn't this a children's song she sang when she was a child, where is the ballad of Tianmen.
Isn't it similar to the ancient altar where the emperor holds the founding jade seal, pauses step by step, and then sings majestic syllables with a solemn and solemn attitude.
The result is that the little mouse, on the lampstand, stealing oil and drinking, can't come down, can't come down, can't come down, what's the matter with closing the five heavenly gates?
Looking down further, Shi Yiguang felt even more absurd.
"Little cabbage, yellow in the ground, two or three years old, no mother, follow father, it's better, I'm afraid of father, marry stepmother." I married my stepmother, and I ...... three and a half years."
Can this be a ballad of heaven? It's obviously a dark nursery rhyme.
And the back is even more bizarre: "........ Holding a nest head in his hand, there is not a drop of oil in the dish....... "What kind of thing is this, it's obviously a modern song, okay."
Tianmen has been closed since the Ming Dynasty, and it stands to reason that the ballad of Tianmen should have been a product of that time, why did modern songs appear? Could it be that there is an unknown protagonist who traveled to the Ming Dynasty and became a copyist to publicize modern children's songs?
But which protagonist of the crossing is so childlike and doesn't copy ancient poems and nursery rhymes? Could it be that he didn't graduate from primary school, and he couldn't think of a few poems, so he couldn't get mixed up in the Ming Dynasty, so he could only copy two children's songs and eat together?
A hundred suspected Tianmen ballads, all of them are nursery rhymes or folk songs sung by the people, and there is even a song on the moon, I am looking at the moon from afar, how many dreams are flying freely........
This is more embarrassing, after engaging in the tall and heavenly ballad for a long time, he actually took the line of being close to the people and integrated into the masses.
Thinking about it, it feels discordant, standing in front of the magnificent white jade portal in the sky, someone in a suit and leather shoes, solemnly raised his feet forward, cleared his throat, and solemnly began to chant: "Little rabbit, open the door, open it quickly, I want to come in." ”
Then the gate of heaven fell dust, and a grand voice resounded in the sky: "If you don't open it, you won't open it, my mother won't come back, and no one will open it." ”