Chapter 309: Good Brother, Yun'er Is Wrong (Jiagen, 66/137)
Looking at Lin Fan, who was already completely drunk, Liu Yun'er couldn't help but sigh, obviously the amount of alcohol is not very good, but he just likes to pretend to be very good at drinking, now it's okay... was directly taken down by a little girl who had just entered the liquor industry...
"Willow..."
"Professor Liu... I didn't mean to. Confused girl said cautiously.
Hearing the words of the confused girl,
Liu Yun'er glanced at her and said indifferently: "Hmm... It's this guy who is too vegetable. ”
Words fall,
Liu Yun'er continued: "You come and help me carry him to the sofa together." ”
"Oh..."
Moments later,
The two women carried Lin Fan to the sofa, and then returned to the dining table, although Liu Yun'er had already eaten three glasses of liquor, but her consciousness was still very sober, and there was no nonsense like Lin Fan.
"Professor Liu?"
"I..."
"Do I have anything to pay attention to abroad?" asked the confused girl cautiously.
Precautions?
Liu Yun'er pondered for a while, and said casually: "First of all, don't trust anyone, including your own people, secondly, break through the language barrier as quickly as possible, which is more effective than saying anything, and finally integrate into a circle." ”
For the last two suggestions, the confused girl understands, but the first suggestion... Don't trust anyone, including your own, a little bit confused.
It's not that ...
When you meet fellow villagers in other places, you have to help if you can, why did Professor Liu tell himself not to trust them.
Glancing at the confused girl with a puzzled face, Liu Yun'er knew what she was thinking, and said indifferently: "The person who understands you best is often the easiest to start... Maybe you think it's incredible now, and you'll think I'm killing them all with one shot, but I'll tell you from what I've seen... Don't trust them. ”
"You can only be quickly independent and integrate into the local environment by yourself, so that you can avoid being bullied by others. Liu Yun'er looked at the confused girl and said seriously: "Actually... I didn't intend to let you go abroad at first, because of your character... It's easy to get you hurt. ”
"But..."
"This is your dream again, so I'll help you here, as for what kind of life you will be next, it's entirely up to you. Liu Yun'er paused and continued: "That's right... I discussed with Lin Fan whether you want to come back. ”
Then
The confused girl hurriedly said, "Professor Liu... I'll be back as soon as I graduate!"
“...”
"Lin Fan and I both hope that you will have more scientific research experience abroad before returning to China to work. Liu Yun'er said indifferently: "But this is just a suggestion, as for whether you listen or not, it's your problem, if you come back immediately after graduation, I will also prepare a job for you." ”
The confused girl nodded, she still didn't understand what Liu Yun'er was talking about, but she remembered every word in her heart.
"Oh..."
"I see. Confused nodded.
afterwards
The confused girl asked Liu Yun'er about some precautions abroad, and then began to clean up the dishes, chopsticks and plates, and Liu Yun'er sat on the sofa in a daze with a hint of red glow, and the stamina of a few glasses of liquor began to surge, and she was almost at the limit.
"Xiao Zhou!"
"Later... Find your own room to sleep in. Liu Yun'er shouted.
"Oh," the confused girl replied in the kitchen.
A quarter of an hour later,
The confused girl walked out of the kitchen, and it turned out to... Seeing the helpless scene, I don't know when Professor Liu lay in Uncle Lin's arms, and the two of them were sleeping together.
"Ugh..."
"Uncle and Professor Liu's drinking volume is so bad!" Confused girl sighed, obviously these two let themselves drink, but they drank to the end... They weren't even drunk, and the two were so drunk that they were almost unconscious.
Although it was already summer, the confused girl was worried that the two of them would be cold, so she hurriedly walked into the room where Lin Fan had entered before, found an air conditioner from it, and covered it directly on the two of them, but after a while... He was thrown to the ground by Professor Liu.
No way
picked it up and covered it again, this time it was Lin Fan who lost it.
The confused girl sighed, didn't care about the two of them anymore, and prepared to wash and sleep by herself.
soon
When she came out of the shower, she was horrified to find that the two people had rolled to the ground, but Professor Liu was still lying in Uncle Lin's arms, and shrunk into a ball, and then looked at Uncle... One hand rests on Professor Liu's ass, in a pinching state.
"Professor Liu?"
"Professor Liu?" Confused girl cautiously asked Liu Yun'er, "Do you want to go back to your room to sleep?"
however
She was silent when she answered.
"Uncle?"
"Uncle?" the confused girl asked Lin Fan, "Do you want to go back to the room to sleep?"
There was still silence.
At last
The confused girl silently took away Lin Fan's hand on Professor Liu's buttocks, rested on Professor Liu's body, and then covered the quilt, thinking that this would be safe and sound, but just after covering it, Lin Fan threw it away directly, and at the same time, his hand was naturally raised above Liu Yun'er's ass.
Immediately after that, it was filmed.
Only the sound of pia was heard, and the crisp sound resounded throughout the room.
Then
Liu Yun'er's body trembled, her expression looked slightly uncomfortable, and then... Arched a few times into Lin Fan's arms.
As a confused girl with a single dog, how could she stand this kind of picture, she was so ashamed that she immediately ran into the guest room.
...
The next morning,
Liu Yun'er opened her hazy eyes, and saw the face of Lin Da's pig's trotters.
In a flash
The big goblin came to his senses, only to find that he was lying on the floor with Lin Fan, still hugging each other tightly...
It's over, it's over...
Nothing happened yesterday, right?
If it were on weekdays, Liu Yun'er would not be worried, and even felt that it was full of emotion, but the problem is that there is one more person now, after she and Lin Fan got drunk last night, she made some strange behaviors, and she may be seen by all.
Then
Liu Yun'er wanted to struggle out of Lin Fan's arms, but the pig's trotters were hugged too tightly... There is no way to get out.
"Hey!"
"Wake up!" Liu Yun'er said anxiously.
ultimately
Liu Yun'er took out her killer weapon and twisted it fiercely on Lin Fan's waist, and Lin Fan was awakened in pain.
"Huh?"
"What's wrong with the baby?" Lin Fan asked in a daze.
"Hurry up and let go of me..."Liu Yun'er whispered, "Don't you know where you sleep?"
Hearing Liu Yun'er's words, Lin Fan realized where he was sleeping, but his face was thicker, but he hugged the big goblin tighter, and said with a smile: "Didn't you always want to be romantic and romantic?
"You..."
"You idiot... Have you forgotten that there is one more person in the family?" Liu Yun'er was so angry that she said with an annoyed face: "When you touched my fart last night, she saw it, and now I don't want to be seen by her for the second time." ”
"Oops..."
"Since they've all been seen, it's even more indifferent. Lin Fan smiled and said, "Besides... Yesterday the confused girl drank more than us, and I guess she won't wake up until noon, so don't worry... Just lie down boldly. ”
Words fall,
Lin Fan licked his lips and said shyly, "That... I didn't touch it last night, can I make it up this morning?"
"Get out!"
Liu Yun'er glared at her and said angrily, "I don't understand... How the hell did you get a woman like me to get your hands on?"
Faced with this problem,
Lin Fan pondered for a moment, and then said seriously: "Perhaps... It's my technique that is good. ”
"Phew!"
"It's not like you're stalking. Liu Yun'er glanced at her.
“...”
"This technology is not the other technology, the technology I am talking about is completely different from the technology you think. Lin Fan said shyly.
Seeing the big goblin's dazed look, Lin Fan smiled... It doesn't explain anything, it's hard to describe this kind of thing in words, only let her experience it herself.
suddenly
The big goblin's scalp began to tingle, his expression became more and more strange, and his pretty face became more and more ruddy.
"Hey, hey..."
"Look at the move!"
"Secret Technique: Left and Right Fighting Technique!"
As soon as the voice fell,
Lin Fan attacked with both hands at the same time, and in an instant... Liu Yun'er's whole body was about to explode, it was a little difficult to parry with one hand before, but now she gave up her defense in an instant.
"I..."
"I... A sucker... Stop. Liu Yun'er panted and said, "Okay? I was wrong... Isn't it okay?"
"I can't hear you!"
"Be louder!" Lin Fan said seriously.
"Hey!"
"Don't be embarrassed!" Liu Yun'er said with anger on her face: "Hurry up and let go!"
After that,
Liu Yun'er trembled all over, and the majesty just now dissipated without a trace.
"I..."
"I was wrong... Bypass me. Liu Yun'er said with a squeak.
"Uh..."
"You said good brother, I was wrong. Lin Fan said.
Hearing Lin Fan's words, Liu Yun'er wanted to kill him, but he pinched the fart of his fate, as long as he resisted a little, he could give himself a fatal blow.
"Good..."
"Good brother... I... I was wrong. Liu Yun'er buried her head in Lin Fan's brokenness, and muttered, "Rao... Spare me. ”
"Louder!" Lin Fan said.
“...”
"Good brother... Yun'er was wrong. ”
Liu Yun'er's face was already red to her neck and ears, and she didn't dare to raise her head to look at Lin Fan at this moment, thinking that she was a physics professor at Shen University, a top expert in the field of condensed matter physics, and her mentor and leader in the future. Lying in his arms, shouting to him... Good brother.
"Hmm!"
"Then let you go. Lin Fan said with a smile.
suddenly
The moment Lin Fan let go, Liu Yun'er raised her head suddenly, her eyes full of hatred.
"Lin Fan!"
"Let's fight it out!"
"it!"
"Ah!!h
meanwhile
In a certain room,
The confused girl stood behind the door with a frightened face, shivering a little.
What to do?
I can't get out now...
But
I...
I feel like I'm going to the toilet!
......