Zhou Xun's mouth pursed, looking a little angry, but Nan Li pretended not to see it, still not squinting, and said to himself:

I remember when I was in elementary school, the math teacher once asked her to get up and answer the question, asking how much five plus six is, and when Zhou Xun answered, the math teacher immediately fainted. ”

When these words were said, whether it was the netizens in the live broadcast room or the audience at the scene, their faces were a little strange.

What kind of meme do you not understand?

Could it be that Nan Li's joke is so embarrassing?

It's not scientific, but he's a person who has written a lot of classical music, is the level of telling jokes so bad?

Sure enough, no matter how talented a person is, he is not suitable for everything, at least the level of talk show Nanli is far behind, and Li Danchizi Wang Jianguo is not at the same level at all.

The audience shook their heads with a wry smile.

The guests on the field were puzzled.

Zhou Xun also stared at Nan Li directly, not understanding the meaning of the sentence just now.

Everyone's appetites have been whetted

At this moment, the corners of Nan Li's mouth outlined a trace of evil smile, and he said word by word:

Because, five plus six equals eleven, Zhou Xun couldn't count it with her fingers, so she silently took off her socks, and the math teacher fainted. ”

In an instant, the audience was stunned.

Then, in less than half a second, everyone reacted.

"Poof" With the sound of laughter, everyone rushed to laugh, some laughed, some patted their thighs, as if they were out of breath, and some people covered their stomachs and laughed so hard that they couldn't straighten their waists.

The reaction of those celebrity guests was not much better.

Li Dan's small eyes were about to squint into a slit.

Lin Yapeng covered his mouth lightly with his hand, trying not to make fun of his good friend Zhou Xun, but in the end he couldn't hold back, let go of his hand, and laughed without scruples.

Even Zhang Jizhong, who was a handful of years, was teased at the moment, poofed, grinned and laughed to his heart's content.

Nan Li's words can be said to have hit everyone's laughter, and the crooked laughter collapsed in a large area, resounding throughout the entire recording hall.

On the Internet, the live broadcast room has exploded

"Five plus six equals eleven, Zhou Xun took off his socks and smoked the math teacher so much that he fainted hahaha, laughed at me. ”

"Oops, I'll go to your sister's, it's so funny. ”

"How did you come up with this meme?"

"Haha, it's not important, I just want to know now, when the show is recorded, will Nanli be beaten!"

"Hahaha, the musical genius Nan Li has become a joker. ”

"Zhou Gongzi, what you didn't say, let's beat Nanli as much as you like after the show!"

"That's right, hit him, this goods are too short to pack!"

"From now on, En will be cut off!"

"Nanli, this pit goods, this is to go to heaven!"

"Oh, no, let me laugh again. ”

In the live broadcast room, tens of millions of people were boiling

On the field, the scene was also laughing very happily, making coaxes and cheers as if they were about to tear down the ceiling.

Everyone is happy, but Zhou Xun is an exception.

At this time, her face was not good, she held her breath in her heart, gritted her teeth, and almost got up and ran over to fight Nanli.

Seeing this, Li Dan and Zhang Shaogang hurriedly smiled and persuaded:

"Calm down, calm down!"

This kind of scene also often appeared in the first two seasons of the Tucao Conference, but it is more to highlight the effect of the show, and it is often those guests with a strong sense of variety show who will do this.

However, what the two didn't know was that Zhou Xun was not doing the effect of the show, she was really angry!

However, Zhou Xun was originally a man of temperament, and he was so angry that he dissipated quickly.

And Nan Li also shifted the target at this time, and pointed the finger at another person.

Nanli continued: ?" Singer Xu Jie, the two of us are friends. ”

Xu Jie was still there bowing his head and teasing Zhou Xun, but he didn't stop until now.

However, as soon as he heard Nan Li's name, he was stunned, the smile on his face suddenly disappeared, and he even felt a little nervous in his heart.

Although he has been complained by so many people, it stands to reason that he should be used to the atmosphere of the Tucao Conference, but Nanli's spit just now was too fierce, and he was really afraid that he would also be hacked out of the sky.

After all, this is a "demon" that even a beauty like Zhou Gongzi can't let go!

Xu Jie looked at Nan Li uneasily.

After a short time, Nan Li spoke:

"Xu Jie, like me, is a singer, both of them were popular for a while and then fell silent, and finally gradually became outdated!

"When I want to be popular, I can be popular again at any time, Xu Jie, if it's not popular, it's really not popular, alas! Why is the gap between people so big?"

"There were many people who said that Xu Jie's singing was ugly or something. ”

"However, it didn't take long for someone to speak for him, and the person's tone was very excited, and he shouted loudly, you are not allowed to insult the singer Xu Jie!"

"Do you know? I've been lying in a hospital bed for three years, and I listened to his songs yesterday, but I just got up and smashed the TV. ”

Only halfway through this sentence, someone immediately reacted and laughed happily.

After Nanli finished speaking, there was even more laughter on the field.

The half-paralyzed patient got up and smashed the TV, it turned out that singing was ugly, and there was such a use!

Vicious!

This spit is too ruthless!

As soon as these words came out, Xu Jie was so angry that he couldn't wait to beat Nanli with his fist!

Some of the guests around laughed unabashedly.

Especially Zhou Xun, he gloated even more, and the imbalance in his heart before finally disappeared.

Haha, Nanli is really talented!

On the Internet, everyone laughed, and the entire screen in the live broadcast room was filled with barrage.

"No, my stomach hurts from laughing. ”

"Me too, where did I find these terriers?"

"It's definitely made up by myself, don't you see that even Li Dan is like laughing!"

"It seems to be really, this Nanli, complaining too much!. ”

"Nanli vomited too hard, right, his skills are good."

"Hehe, brother, I'm afraid you haven't watched Nanli's live broadcast, right?

"This lethality is no worse than Li Danchizi Wang Jianguo!"

"Nanli, you won't be able to find a girlfriend like this!"

"Haha, yes, this mouth is too bad, which girl dares to follow her!"

Netizens have said that a ruthless man like Nan Li will definitely be single for a lifetime, and he is too ruthless to complain, leaving no trace of affection at all

When the laughter on the field gradually weakened, he added:

"Since that time, many hospitals have taken the initiative to contact Xu Jie, telling him to sing more, there are still many patients in their hospital, listen to her songs a few times, maybe the patients in the hospital will get better by themselves. ”

Hearing this, the audience in the audience laughed again before they could take a few breaths.