Every successful scumbag is good at finding opportunities and reasons to flirt with complicated affairs.

This is the so-called everything can be flirted.

Sitting in the office of the assistant dean of students, Chen Yiming looked at Chu Xia, "I was scolded for a long time just now, and I was in a bad mood, so please praise me." ”

Chu Xia buried his head in the air, looking at the keyboard, his ears were so red that they looked like they had just been marinated from the pot.

"Can't you praise anyone, Senior Sister Yanran, can you give her a sample?"

The corners of Li Yanran's mouth curled, and her eyebrows and eyes curved, "Yiming, you are really tall." ”

Chen Yiming was like a deflated ball, "Senior Sister Yanran, have you heard any jokes?"

Li Yanran giggled and said, "Who made you always bully our Xiao Xia." ”

Chen Yiming stood up, "Forget it, just let me, a man who is easily injured, lick himself silently." ”

Li Yanran sighed, "It's disgusting!"

Chen Yiming clenched his fists, "It's a loss." ”

Then he gently knocked on Chu Xia's table, "Let's go." ”

Only then did Chu Xia raise his head and hum softly.

Waiting for Chen Yiming to walk away, Chu Xia asked in a low voice, "Senior Sister Yanran, what does it mean to be really tall?"

"A funny joke on the Internet, when you praise others, if you look good, you say that you are beautiful, if you are not good-looking, you will say that you are cute, if you are not cute, you will say that you have a good temperament, and if you have a bad temperament, you will say that you have good eyes, and if you have good ears...... In the end, I really didn't have to say anything, so I just said that I was really tall or something. ”

After Li Yanran introduced Chu Xia, she burst out laughing.

After coming out of the student office, Chen Yiming contacted the president of the school photography association and decided to take people to take pictures the day after tomorrow.

As for the situation that was not familiar at all, it was very simple, give money.

Busy with some details, Chen Yiming shouted at the other four people in the 201 dormitory and went to the food stall at the south gate for supper.

When Liu Jiayi is busy with the accounts and cash of the store, he will also come over.

No matter what the purpose of Zhou Chao and the others was, Chen Yiming still had to thank them for helping him stabilize the field at the critical moment.

After all, even Jin Guoxing is tired and thin.

While eating and drinking, Chen Yiming's mobile phone buzzed and vibrate.

He took out a look, it was a Yanjing landline number.

The tone of the connection was calm and formal, "Hey, hello. ”

"Chen Yiming?"

A weak female voice rang on the other end of the phone.

"Whoever? The environment was noisy, and Chen Yiming didn't hear who it was for a while.

"I think you're pretty good-looking. ”

The voice on the other end of the phone was a little louder, making the ethereal voice more prominent.

Chen Yiming's eyes lit up, and he was about to speak, when there was already a sound of broken wires in the earpiece.

Chen Yiming not only did not get angry, but the corners of his mouth involuntarily curled.

He could even think of the girl on the other end of the phone, who hung up the phone with a red face and ran away after plucking up the courage to say this.

Yes, it is possible to forget to pull the card and run back to pull the card off.

If you praise me to your face, you don't praise me, you have to play this one.

Not to mention, it's actually quite romantic......

"Look, Xiao Ming's coquettish face at the moment, doesn't it look like Er Kang is about to sleep with Ziwei?"

"It's like! It's like Daoming Temple meeting Shancai. ”

"It's like Jian Chen is about to defile Chuchu. ”

"Damn, you're going too far. ”

Everyone was ridiculing, and Chen Yiming was still stupid.

After supper, Chen Yiming returned to the dormitory, looked at the time, it was already eleven o'clock, and reluctantly gave up the idea of calling Chu Xia's dormitory.

The phone vibrated and picked up the news that it was Sulai.

"How to get from Rongcheng to Jiuzhaigou?"

This...... It's not like there's nothing to say!

are all graduate students, and Baidu can't do it at all?

Chen Yiming smiled slightly, made up a text message, and sent the answer.

False Sulay: Thank you.

Chen Yiming: Brother Lai, you said you have time to sleep together, why haven't you been free?

It is clear that Sulai did not return to him.

However, Sulai took the initiative to break the silence, which was enough to make him happy.

Chu Xia's romance and Su Lai's initiative made Chen Yiming wriggle happily on the bed.

The only unhappiness is that in the inbox, Brother Glasses has a message every day, as promised.

Seeing Chen Yiming's disgusting.

The real Sulai: It seems reasonable that we choose to resist being arranged in life and actively pursue our own happiness. But what should we do if we are arranged to be the right one, and we take the initiative to pursue it but get bitter results?

Now that they have begun to discuss philosophical issues in an attempt to attract attention, Chen Yiming snorted coldly and made up a note and sent it over.

"The path you choose will be completed on your knees. ”

In this case, the concentration of chicken soup is as high as more than 80 percent, and it is determined that Brother Glasses will take it to the pit.

That night, dozens of restaurants around the university were still brightly lit until the early hours of the morning.

A store employee went into battle together, drawing and writing around a piece of paper, and you and I discussed it for a long time.

So much so that the next day, many of the guests were hit by the chefs' use of sugar as salt.

Chen Yiming hummed sweetly and came downstairs to the student office, but did not go up directly, but sent a text message to Li Yanran.

After a while, Chu Xia came down in a daze, Chen Yiming found a chair in the shade, sat down first, and then patted the side, "Come, let's lie down...... Ahh ”

Chu Xia hesitated for a moment, hesitating and sitting on the other side of the chair far away.

Chen Yiming raised his eyebrows, "What?

"Don't you know that the mountains and seas can be flat?" Saying that, Chen Yiming slammed over there, Chu Xia was so shocked that he was about to get up and flee, but Chen Yiming stretched out his arm in front of him, "Flee at every turn, what are you worried about?"

"Don't move, I'm going to fall. ”

Chu Xia leaned sideways, aggrieved and weak.

Chen Yiming saw that half of the thing was indeed in the air, and pressed the urge to help her, Chen Yiming moved back.

"Take it, use this if you want to call me in the future, don't buy any IC card. ”

Chen Yiming took out a mobile phone case from his backpack, which was a Nokia slider phone N81, a black cool one. Frightened, Chu Xia, who had just sat down, almost fell down again, she made a bitter face, "Can I not do it?"

"You praised me for being handsome, I'm your person, can't you be responsible for me?

Chu Xia was about to cry, "Didn't you ask me to praise you?"

Chen Yiming snorted, "Then I'll let you be my girlfriend now." ”

Chu Xia's little face wrinkled, and he secretly glanced at Chen Yiming, and then quickly lowered his head to avoid, "Can it be improper, I want to go to school!"

Chen Yiming waved his hand generously, "It's okay, what's so good about learning, I'm the same when I go to school." ”

Chu Xia looked at him, his lips pursed slightly, and his eyes were firm in his weak expression.

Chen Yiming sighed, "I don't have a girlfriend, the rumored one is a friend's prank, and we have a pure relationship between men and women." You have to trust me. ”

"This phone is too expensive. ”

After a moment of silence, Chu Xia said softly.

"It's good to look good and easy to use, whether it's expensive or not. Chen Yiming was overjoyed in his heart and pretended to beep proudly.

"You can use this phone. Chu Xia asked cautiously.

"I have a cell phone and I don't need it. ”

"Just give me your phone. ”

Damn, how did you get to that point?

From ancient times to the present, a man's mobile phone is something more important than a little brother.

After all, the little brother can play with his wife, but the mobile phone cannot.

His mind turned sharply, "What are you talking nonsense, I'm used to using this mobile phone, and I use it to talk about business and do things." I'm not used to using your mobile phone, which affects me to drive a Ferrari with one hand. Career is important, do you understand?"

"Oh. Chu Xia had no choice but to hum, and then said weakly: "Don't be so fierce." ”

Chen Yiming lost his temper in an instant, he was originally worried about Chu Xia's resistance and disguised his toughness, so he had to smile and said: "There is still a phone card here, and there is also a phone bill, if you don't understand anything, ask Senior Sister Yanran, and leave." ”

Wave your sleeves and don't take away a cloud.

"Chen Yiming!"

Chu Xia's shout sounded behind him, Chen Yiming turned his head, and saw that this Han Han would rather run closer by himself, and was reluctant to shout a little louder directly, and said with a smile: "What?

The corners of Chu Xia's mouth hooked up a good-looking upturn, "You are really handsome!"

"You still need to say it!"

Chen Yiming turned his head and left, muttering that it was too cost-effective to take a mobile phone for a well-known thing.

But to be able to deceive a daughter-in-law, that's really amazing!

If this daughter-in-law is still a person who can become the queen of the business world in the future......

The corners of Chen Yiming's mouth couldn't help but ripple with an irrepressible smile.

In the student office, under the simple guidance of Li Yanran, Chu Xia quickly mastered the operation of the mobile phone.

She pulled out a small pink notebook from the inner layer of a shoulder bag she was carrying, flipped out a note, and carefully checked and entered the number.

Then, slowly and solemnly, three words were typed: Chen Yiming.

This is the first name recorded in her address book.

She pressed the keyboard slowly and sent out the first text message in her life.

"Hello. ”

Then he hugged his phone to his chest, blushed, lowered his head, and waited quietly.

A crisp ringtone, accompanied by the vibration of the fuselage, Chu Xia's chest was crisp, he took a deep breath, and opened the information.

"Who are you?"

Chu Xia's face instantly became lost, and his eyes were full of loneliness.

She thanked Chen Yiming for his kindness to her, she liked his cynicism, and she also understood the seriousness and hard work behind him.

But can you not do this to her on such an occasion!

She is also a woman who wants to have a lot of good memories!

His eyes were slightly red, and there were tears.

Bite......

The fuselage shook again, and Chu Xia hurriedly wiped his tears with the back of his hand and opened it to take a look.

"Is it my girlfriend Chu Xia?"

The clouds disappear and the rain disappears, and the color is bright.

The tears on the back of the hand brought a coolness, as pleasant as the mood at the moment.

The smile that broke into a smile was brighter than a rainbow after the rain.

She smiled back.

"Hmm!"

(The scumbag road successfully took the first step and sprinkled flowers.) I feel sorry for the little white deer. ）