"It's not my words."

"Whose words?"

"Voltaire's famous quotes."

"Sell what?"

"How to sell something.The famous thinker of Europe.As the saying goes, the body is afraid of not moving.The brain is afraid of not being used.You can live ninety-nine years if you walk a hundred steps after eating.If you are too lazy to move after a meal, you will definitely get sick.If you go to bed after a meal, you will definitely not live long.If you sleep after a meal, you will live for ten years at most."

"No, I didn't believe it at first, what do you say I do, run in the morning and exercise at noon, no matter how late it is in the evening, I still have to practice a set of that called praying mantis boxing."

"Hey, you see how much this looks like a praying mantis."

"But I haven't been practicing for two days, your second issue is here, I see that everything has changed, the headline title is life lies in stillness, and I practiced with my mantis fist."

"Haha, you also read the second issue?

"How do you explain it?"

"This is well explained.... This one... This little comrade is very funny..."

"Why do you say life is at rest?"

"It's not my words."

"Whose words?"

"Another European thinker..."

"Who? Hatoyama.."

"Go, as the saying goes, the body is afraid to move, the brain is afraid to use, after a hundred steps after a meal to live no more than twenty-nine, after a meal is too lazy to move will definitely not be sick, after a meal to go to bed to live a long life, after a meal to sleep can live a thousand years."

"For a thousand years, that's the eighth king."

"The thousand-year-old king is eighty-thousand-year-old tortoise, so why can the eight-year-old king live for a thousand years, that is, he is motionless."

"Are you usually just motionless?"

"Of course."

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The cooperation between Feng Gong and the herd is quite tacit, and this line is well written.

Pretty much the same format, two different interpretations, the key, it is quite rhyming and has no sense of disobedience.

Feng Gong's cynicism, witty words, and clever and hilarious response.

The audience in the audience watched a burst of laughter, Zhou Huimin and Lin Wanqing in front of the TV were also laughing so much.

Compared with Jiang Kun, Tang Jiezhong's cross talk, Feng Gong, and the cross talk of the cow herd are more popular and more down-to-earth.

As long as you understand Chinese, you won't say that you can't understand it, and you can't experience the laughter there.

Qiao Feng was originally worried that Zhou Huimin could not understand and was not used to listening to Chinese, especially crosstalk, which had a lot of children's pronunciation, like the living Bei'er Chang.

But then Qiao Feng found that he was thinking too much.

For Zhou Huimin, who was born in six or seven years, it may be difficult for her to speak Chinese, after all, she basically didn't teach Chinese much when she was a child.

But if you want to listen to it, it's still completely stress-free.

For people born in Hong Kong in the sixties and seventies or earlier, it is not too stressful to understand Chinese.

Because in the early years, Hong Kong was the world of Chinese films, and Cantonese films were less than ten years or twenty years.

Like the movies Zhou Huimin watched when she was a child, basically 80% of them were in Chinese.

Watching the Spring Festival Gala is like this, even if it is funny to watch alone, it feels very boring.

But when other people can understand and understand, the atmosphere comes out.

At the beginning, Qiao Feng watched the Spring Festival Gala out of reminiscence of the past, for a trace of unrecoverable feelings.

But in the back, listening to Zhou Huimin and her mother Lin Wanqing's depressed or cheerful whispers, Qiao Feng slowly devoted himself to the hilarious show.

was dug a pit and jumped off to become Wang Ba's herd of cattle and said that the yellow team's speech was really rude.

Feng Gong pointed directly at his nose and shouted: "Don't play with me elegantly, if I don't reveal the bottom of it for you today, I simply won't be surnamed Zhao. After speaking, Feng Gong reacted and his mouth was pursed.

"Your surname is Feng."

"Yes, my surname is Feng."

"You said that the Year of the Horse has just passed, why can't your surname Feng and my surname Niu get by."

"I tell you that my surname Feng is not related to Feng Ma Niu, your surname is Niu, just say that you are in the third period, and what do you say that you must lose weight for longevity.'

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"What did you say in the fourth issue, you even said that fat people live longer.

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One was at a loss to come down from cross talk, Qiao Feng's three laughing stomachs were painful, and he hugged his stomach one by one and rubbed it.

Fortunately, it was finally another song show, and they could finally let their facial muscles and abdominal muscles rest and relax.

One by one, the shows, singing and dancing, opera, and drama will continue to be staged in turn in the following time.

Of course, the most popular among the three of them are language programs such as cross talk and sketches.

Of course, such a show, since the Spring Festival Gala came, and even in the future, it is the last program that everyone likes and looks forward to.

Whenever the three of them were amused by cross talk or sketches, the host Lao Zhao would read out the names of the songs and dances and opera programs very interestingly, so that everyone could rest their stomachs for a while.

Unconsciously, in the laughter and laughter of everyone, the four-hour party is coming to an end.

When the clock rang at zero o'clock, the national leaders came to the party to speak.

This is a unique time.

In the original time and space, Qiao Feng was still a newborn baby in this year's Spring Festival Gala, so naturally he didn't have a chance to see this scene.

In this time and space, Qiao Feng has become a witness, and the world is really impermanent.

After the leader's speech, there were two more songs, when the song "Shandandan Flowers Bloom Red and Yanyan", the referee announced the performance results of the three teams of the party, and after giving comments, the ending song of each year "Unforgettable Tonight" was sung in unison by the performers of the Spring Festival Gala who poured onto the stage under the leadership of Li Guyi.

"It's over."

Zhou Huimin looked at the TV that began to appear with subtitles and muttered with some unfinished thoughts.

"It's over, it's another year." Qiao Feng also muttered, "Time flies so fast."

With a hint of melancholy, Lin Wanqing went to sleep, and Qiao Feng naturally pulled Zhou Huimin to sleep.

(The rest of the brain makes up.

Whatever picture your brain makes up is what it is)

The next day was the first day of the new year, in a villa that did not belong to any woman, Qiao Feng accompanied his mother to lead a group of women and the little boy Qiao Zhen to celebrate a Spring Festival of warblers, swallows, and red red people.

With Lin Wanqing here, even Wang Xuxian, who likes to be jealous, doesn't have anything inappropriate.

It's just that he was carrying Lin Wanqing and Qiao Feng's arms in private, and he didn't feel the power of Wang Da Beauty's two-finger Zen around his waist.

On the day of the Spring Festival, Qiao Feng can still have a free time, but for most movies and TV practitioners, many of them are very busy even during the Spring Festival.

The day before, Lu Liangwei agreed to take over the New York storm, and the next day during the Spring Festival, Qiao Feng and Shao Yifu had a phone call.

In the afternoon, a crew that is good at filming police dramas was formed, and everyone was on standby, whether it was the staff or the actors, all went to the stage for a meeting.

A few days later, the New York Storm crew flew to the United States.