Stinking...... Dick silk?

Forget about dicks, it's still stinky?

Qi Zixiao is not a novice who has just arrived on Earth, plus he has learned to surf the Internet and has a mobile phone by his side, is he still not clear about these Internet terms?

Stinky Cock Silk ...... It's even more unbearable than a dead fat house!

Qi Zixiao was immediately unhappy.

Although this guy really didn't find any advantages other than being handsome and fooling people, but anyway, he was also tied to this holy woman, why did you scold him?

If you scold him, isn't that just scolding this holy woman?

With a blank face, she reached out and took out the key, and with a light press, the car lights turned on......

“！？？？”

In an instant, the girl who scolded Qi Zixiao for being a stinky dick, the whole person was stupid, first looked at the key in her hand, then looked at the car, and then looked at the clothes on the person's body, and wanted to vomit blood!

I'm even more crazy in my heart.

You said that you are obviously a big tyrant, why are you wearing such a low-key dress?!

Don't you know that rich people wear T-shirts + shorts to be low-key, and poor people wear stinky dicks?

At this moment, the girl was extremely embarrassed, and her face changed one after another, like a rainbow.

"That...... Sorry, I didn't mean you, I meant that, that ......"

Qi Zixiao smiled.

Not me?

I know you're scolding that guy.

But the key is now the number of the saints!

She still didn't speak, just watched quietly.

But another girl on the side reacted and said, "Xiaoyan, how can you talk like that?"

"Originally, we borrowed someone's car to take pictures, so I'm sorry. ”

"Right...... I'm sorry. ”

'Xiaoyan' can be regarded as having found the steps, and Liandao is sorry.

"It doesn't matter. ”

Qi Zixiao responded lightly.

"Really?!"

Xiao Yan looked excited.

Qi Zixiao: "......"

Fake~

She opened her mouth in her heart, then opened the car door and sat down: "Go for a ride?"

"Is it really possible?!"

The two girls were immediately excited, especially Xiao Yan, who simply felt joy falling from the sky! She was originally a 'moneyist', but as soon as she opened her mouth, she offended this young tyrant, not to mention how much she regretted it in her heart.

But now, the local tyrant actually took the initiative to invite himself for a ride?

This happiness came too suddenly, didn't it?!

"Sorry, it's not you. ”

However, Qi Zixiao didn't look at Xiao Yan at all, but said to the woman beside her, "Beautiful young lady, can you go for a ride with me?"

She bites the word 'beautiful' very hard.

Xiao Yan's face changed suddenly, and she was ugly......

In fact, judging from her face, Xiaoyan is actually more beautiful, but the other party doesn't invite herself, and says she is beautiful?

"This ......"

Xiaoyan's best friend was a little embarrassed: "Not very good?"

"You don't want to?"

"No...... Then, Xiaoyan, you can go back by yourself, right......? Going for a ride?"

Xiaoyan: "......"

"Chunchun, you!"

"He's definitely not at ease, don't go, we're best friends, aren't we?"

Xiao Yan was anxious and angry.

Why?

Why can't the more beautiful self go for a ride with him, but invite Chunchun, and say that Chunchun is beautiful?

Is it just because I said a stinky dick?

She can accept Qi Zixiao being angry, or she can accept Qi Zixiao scolding them, but she can't accept that Qi Zixiao invites her best friend Chunchun instead of herself!

"It's a good girlfriend..."

Chunchun had already opened the passenger door, climbed up with some 'difficulty', and patted his chest: "However, I haven't sat in a big Gye." ”

"Just let me sit once, and besides, I believe that my brother is so handsome, he must not be a bad person, right?"

Then, she blushed at Qi Zixiao and said, "Brother, people believe in you very much, wherever you want to go for a ride, everyone will accompany you." ”

Xiao Yan was stunned: "???!!!"

What the heck?

She has always felt that she is a money worshipper, and she also dreams of marrying into a wealthy family.

For this reason, she has already practiced to the point of deep scheming.

But at this moment, it seems that she suddenly found that her scheming is a ghost?!

My best friend Chunchun is the real scheming, right?!

This is obviously stepping on herself like crazy, and don't even say that she is 'let you pick'!

Outrageous!?

Xiao Yan was completely furious.

People like her have a very typical mentality, that is, what they get, and they will never let their friends get it!

Especially my best friends!

On weekdays, he said that he was a good girlfriend, but if one day, the two met a local tyrant at the same time, and he was not taken alike, but his girlfriend might be good with him?

Absolutely not allowed!

Jealousy exploded in an instant!

"Chunchun, why are you like this?!"

"Do you think that if you open a big G, you are a good person? Do you think that if you sleep with him, he will be sincere to you?"

"Don't be stupid, I haven't seen anyone, old lady, these rich people are very treacherous, even if they fall for you, they will only kick away in the end!"

"Don't be stupid, you're not a money worshipper, you don't understand these routines at all, otherwise you'll suffer!"

"Get out of the car, let's go back together......"

However......

Chunchun blinked innocently: "Won't it?!"

She covered her mouth and looked a little surprised: "Brother, are you the kind of person Xiao Yan said?"

Feign!

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Qi Zixiao sneered in his heart, but said calmly on the surface: "Do you look like me?"

"I don't think you look, and you certainly don't. ”

Chunchun smiled: "Xiaoyan, you better go back first, I'll come back after a ride, my brother is not a bad person, really." ”

Xiaoyan: "......"

I'm Nima?!

Rumble!!!

She wanted to say something more, but Qi Zixiao had already started the vehicle.

"Trouble Jean, we're going for a ride. ”

Qi Zixiao said lightly.

Xiaoyan: "......"

At this time, of course, she didn't dare to offend Qi Zixiao again, but she said angrily: "Chunchun, are we still good girlfriends?"

"Do you believe him or not?"

"Come down!"

"Otherwise, girlfriends won't have to do it!"

"Why are you like that?"

Chunchun's acting skills were first-class, and tears came down directly, looking extremely weak and helpless: "Xiaoyan, I always thought we were best friends, why don't you believe me?"

"I just haven't sat in a big G before, I just want to try it. ”

"But you're going to cut off your girlfriend relationship with me for this?"

"I misjudged you!"

"Brother, let's go! I don't want to see her again, woo woo woo ......"

Qi Zixiao: "......"

Although her expression has not changed, her heart at this moment is shocking!

"I've seen it, what is a scheming girl and a green tea girl, every action, every expression, every 'line' is full of scheming!"

"Admire!"

"I really admire!"

"There is no aura on the earth, people can't cultivate, and individual force is simply unbearable, but this scheming ...... It's breathtaking!"

Qi Zixiao was shocked.

Xiao Yan was also instantly stunned.

What is scheming?!

This is called scheming!

In vain, she thinks she is a scheming girl, and she thinks that her best friend is a white lotus, and the reason why she is best friends with her is also because she is not as good as herself, her figure is not as good as herself, and her scheming is even worse than herself......

Isn't it just the right way to bring it with you?

It turns out that now it is suddenly discovered...... She doesn't know how many times better her scheming is than herself????

Especially thinking that Chunchun's performance has always been that kind of super white lotus character design before, it makes Xiaoyan's heart chill......

It's horrible!

Airplanes......

The vehicle starts.

Slow away.

Xiao Yan reacted, and shouted angrily with tears streaming down her face: "I want to break off my friendship with you!!!"

"If you break off friendship, you will break off friendship, a friend like you, I ...... Woo woo woo ......" Chunchun's voice came weakly, and he was crying.

When Xiao Yan heard this, she almost exploded her lungs!

"This scheming woman watches !!!"

"I'm so angry!!"

She left, with a lot of anger.

......

On the other side, I turned a few corners and walked onto a country road with few people......

Chunchun's tears did not dry, and said: "Brother, I don't have a girlfriend anymore, woo woo." ”

Qi Zixiao: "......"

Seeing that pretending to be pitiful couldn't impress Qi Zixiao, Chunchun cried and cried, so she stopped crying, and asked with red eyes: "Ahem, where are you taking me?"

"Why can't you see people here?"

"Are you going to ......?"

"But people will be shy, so they can't ...... here."

"But it's so hot, I'll drag my coat. ”

The next moment, Chunchun took off his coat, and only a small crop top was left inside.

Qi Zixiao: "????"

What the heck!?

So sure enough, the air conditioning of the big G is not good, and the woman can't help but take off her clothes when she gets in the car?

Qi Zixiao couldn't help but complain in his heart.

Why am I here?

Of course, it's because there are no traffic police on the country roads!!

......

However, Qi Zixiao is not a fool, she knows Chunchun's thoughts, and at the same time, she suddenly has a strange idea~!

That's with a woman...... What will it be like?

Qi Zixiao suddenly had an urge to explore.

But the next moment, she suddenly felt nauseous and even wanted to vomit.

“......”

"Get out of the car!"

"Huh?"

"Here?"

Chunchun was stunned for a moment, and then half-bit his lip: "If you really want to ...... brother?" It's better to get in the car, but if you get out of the car, it won't work. ”

“......！！！”

I want to vomit even more.

Qi Zixiao rolled his eyes: "I'll let you get out of the car!"

"Then, since my brother insists......"

Chunchun got out of the car.

And then......

Bang!

The door closed, Qi Zixiao kicked the accelerator, and the car went away.

Chunchun: "......????"

She was stupid, and then, her face became gloomy.

To this day, where does she not understand?

I was clearly used to take revenge on my 'good girlfriend'.

And now, the two have successfully changed from best friends to 'enemies'!

......

"It's disgusting. ”

At the door of the house, after stopping the car, Qi Zixiao patted his chest.

"Yo, disgusting?"

But at this moment, Zhou Na came out of nowhere, and said with a smile: "I said that there is such a big G here, it turns out that you bought it to make a little sister?"

"But why did you come back so soon......?"

Qi Zixiao was dumbfounded, and he couldn't argue: "......"