Chapter 49: The Legendary PY Deal
The next day, when Zhao Yifan was making breakfast, he received a call from Ling Hejun, who said faintly on the other end of the phone, "Hey, stinky boy, you asked me for leave in the name of taking care of Zhiqi, and now Zhiqi is going to and from school normally, what are you still doing at home?"
"Uncle Ling, isn't this something wrong, I received a task that can't be pushed off, and it's super ~ troublesome, do you remember the day you threw me with a frying pan?"
"Of course I remember, and I know that something happened to that little guy in Castle Eternal Night. Why, he hasn't gone back yet? Didn't the association say it was going to send him away? ”
"Alas, it would be nice if things were that simple, and I miss everyone a lot, but I didn't expect this guy to be an old naughty boy who has never seen the world, and he went to Comet Paradise to play yesterday despite his injuries......" Subsequently, Zhao Yifan told Ling Hejun about Yan Yu
After listening to Zhao Yifan's story, Ling Hejun pondered for a moment and then said, "No matter what, tomorrow you come back for a day, someone wants to see you." ”
"Huh?
However, Ling Hejun's mysterious laughter came from the other end of the phone: "You'll know when you come." Then he hung up.
After staring at the phone for a long time, Zhao Yifan scratched his head with some doubts, "Who the hell is it?" ”
And after breakfast, Zhao Yifan began to tidy up the things in the living room
At this time, Yan Yu walked down and asked, "What are you doing?"
"Oh, the things I bought will be here in a moment, just right, you can come and help me!"
"Don't you see I'm wounded?"
"And where are you going now?"
"Go out and play. ”
"Get over here and help!"
Then Yan Yu shrugged his shoulders and went over to help Zhao Yifan move the sofa and coffee table
And Zhao Yifan pointed at Duoduo and said, "You, go to the toilet and throw the washing machine out!"
After a while, the living room was empty, a few sofas and washing machines were thrown outside, and the coffee table was placed in the corner.
Zhao Yifan wiped the sweat on his forehead tiredly and said, "Okay, just wait for the sofa, carpet and washing machine." ”
And Yan Yu was also tired and sweaty, raised his eyebrows and looked at Zhao Yifan and asked, "Sofa, carpet, washing machine, why are you buying those things?"
"Aren't they all old, so replace them!"
But Duoduo twitched the corner of his mouth and said, "This is the thinking of the nouveau riche, don't see it." ”
"Duoduo, what did you say?"
Duoduo looked at Zhao Yifan's smiling face, and suddenly hid beside Yan Yu in fright
Tick Tick!
At this time, there was a horn sound outside, and Zhao Yifan didn't care how much, he rushed out directly with an arrow step, and after a while, several people wearing yellow uniforms of "I love my family" carried in and pushed something.
Then, under the command of Zhao Yifan, a carpet was first laid on the ground, and then a sofa, a coffee table, a stereo and a one-person tall floor clock were arranged.
Yan Yu twitched the corners of his mouth and looked at the things that moved in, and asked, "This is what you said only sofas, carpets and washing machines?"
"Hmm~, just added something, don't care about the details, hehehe. ”
Later, after Zhao Yifan settled the wages of the workers, Yan Yu complained: "Have you ever seen whose living room is made of black carpet with burgundy sofa? ”
But Zhao Yifan looked at the decoration in the living room with great satisfaction and said, "No, I think it's very good." ”
However, Duoduo pouted and muttered, "Hey, I still like the original sofa." ”
Then Zhao Yifan took Yan Yu and Duoduo out, and their destination was "Huai Street", the largest snack pedestrian street in Wancheng
The reason why this pedestrian street is called Huai Street is not because it is also haunted, but because this pedestrian street is a street centered on a huge locust tree, and the area with the locust tree as the center point is all "Huai Street" area
Even if you walk at a normal pace, you'll have to walk for 12 hours, let alone go shopping
And there are all kinds of things in "Huai Street", only what you can't think of, and nothing that they can't sell
Of course, there is also a black market in "Huai Street", but the Super Energy Association naturally doesn't know about it, because if it knows, then is there still a black market?
At noon, Zhao Yifan took Duoduo and Yan Yu to the largest pedestrian street in Wancheng "Huai Street", and at a glance, Yan Yu saw a large green leaf in the distance, and his leaves and branches spread out like a huge mushroom.
Yan Yu couldn't help but sigh, "Wow~Stop~, it's the first time I've seen such a big locust tree...... How big does this have to be? Is it a mutant?"
However, Zhao Yifan shrugged his shoulders and said, "Ghost knows, this tree was there before my father was born, but the previous people were very feudal and superstitious, saying that the locust tree is the meaning of the ghost tree, and it is easy to attract ghosts when planted at the door, but now in this world, ghosts and everything are outdated." ”
And Duoduo also smiled: "But it's the first time I've seen such a big locust tree!"
Then they walked into "Huai Street"
......
Huai Street is full of people coming and going, more than the people in the Star Plaza, if there are as many people as many as a cow in the Star Plaza, then the people in "Huai Street" are as many as hundreds of cows
Of course, Yan Yu walked around with his eyes shining again, one moment he came to this store to sigh a few words and buy something, and then he went to that store to buy something to eat, so uncomfortable.
And Zhao Yifan and Duoduo followed Yan Yu all the way like dogs, which completely conformed to the idiom "tired of becoming a dog".
At this time, Zhao Yifan and the others were sitting and resting in a milk tea shop, while Yan Yu looked at the menu and ordered a cup of tiramisu-flavored bubble tea, then looked at Zhao Yifan again and asked, "What do you want to drink?"
Zhao Yifan slid back on the chair with a tired face and gasped, "Whew, bring me a glass of water, I want ice, thank you!"
Then Zhao Yifan looked at Yan Yu again and said, "Since my mother left, huh, you are the second person who can make me afraid of shopping." ”
But Yan Yu smiled a little embarrassedly, "What's the matter, people aren't that strong." ”
"I'm not praising you, you're blushing!"
However, after Zhao Yifan finished speaking, a girl blushed and asked a little shyly, "Okay, add your black crystal, little brother?"
However, Zhao Yifan replied with disdain, "No, get out." ”
But the girl looked at Zhao Yifan with disdain and said, "Who asked you, I asked him." As she spoke, she looked at Yan Yu and lowered her head shyly
However, Yan Yu said, "I'm sorry, no. ”
Poof, Zhao Yifan laughed, but Zhao Yifan looked at this girl and looked good, snow-white skin, big eyes and small mouth, and she was also a long leg, her skin could be broken by blowing, she looked very cute, why didn't Yan Yu have any thoughts about her?
The girl glared at Zhao Yifan and left with interest.
Whoever it is, will leave after being rejected by others, not many people will stay and beg you to add friends, after all, there is such a thing as face, it is for everyone, but except for one person.
"Hey, he doesn't want it, we can both add to each other. Saying that, Zhao Yifan stopped the girl
However, the same reply was, "No, get out." ”
But Zhao Yifan gritted his teeth and smiled, turned his back on Yan Yu, and whispered to the girl, "Don't be ignorant, you see, he lives in my house now, you added my Black Crystal friend, and when I go back, I will secretly use his mobile phone to add your Black Crystal number to him, isn't this it." ”
And the girl thought about it and seemed to be yes, "Well, what you said seems to make a lot of sense...... But what if he puts me on the blacklist?"
"Then you can't blame me, I'll help you when you should help, and then it's up to you how to attract him, come on, I believe in you. ”
And Yan Yu looked at Zhao Yifan and the girl, who didn't know what they were talking about, and asked Duoduo with some confusion, "Hey, what are they talking about?"
Duoduo glanced at Zhao Yifan lightly, and then replied lightly: "I think he asked that girl to add him, and then he turned around and sold you, but I think he fell in love with that girl." ”
"Is this the legendary PY deal?"
Burst!
"What's the py deal?it's not that evil.,It's just that you take what you need.,The girl takes a fancy to you.,He wants to flirt with that girl.,So let the girl add him.,And then he's giving her your Sombra.,By the way, it's just that the girl......" and so on, it seems that something is wrong.
Then Yan Yu nodded clearly and said, "Hmm~, that's still a py deal, why does this guy engage in py trading all day long?" and Xu Shan too, and now with that girl...... And it's all about me. ”
"Hehe, that's because you have a lot of money, 50,000 yuan to stay at his house for one night. ”
“...... No, it's only 50,000 a night, which is much cheaper than a forest garden. ”
Forest Garden is a natural style hotel, in the hotel, from the big bed to the small screw, are all using the world's top items, three meals a day are all-inclusive, and the ingredients are also the freshest and most top-quality ingredients.
Even the chef is one of the best in the world, and even the capable person is in charge of it.
If they say that their hotel is the first in the world, then no second hotel dares to say that it is the third in the world, and the gap between them is not a dimensional at all.
And when he heard the forest garden, Duoduo almost didn't come up to suffocate in one breath, "The forest garden? ”
"No, the forest garden is often full of customers, and some big bosses and bosses will go there to rent a day to negotiate contracts in order to negotiate business, which is annoying. ”
And Duoduo twitched the corners of his mouth and thought, hehe, the world of rich people, I don't understand, I don't understand.
"However, if I want to stay, I usually find someone to talk to him properly, and if he doesn't want to, I use the crook of a crowbar to go through his jaw, and then pull his head off and make a picture and go into his room and admire the painting made with his brain and blood, which is sometimes quite good. ”
And when Yan Yu said this, it seemed to be as simple as eating, I ate a sandwich today, I put a slice of ham, and then I added an omelette, then I added some tomato sauce and squeezed some salad dressing, and finally I looked at the sandwich I made myself with satisfaction and took a bite, well, it tasted pretty good.
Duoduo looked at Yan Yu speechlessly, as if he and he had no common language at all...... "Hahaha, then you really don't understand art!" The so-called art is a picture of brains splashing! Bang, red and white, splashing everywhere, that's what art is good for!"
And Duoduo's words aroused the puzzled eyes of the people around him
And Zhao Yifan, who heard these words, suddenly secretly said that it was not good, and quickly covered Duoduo's mouth, and said with an embarrassed smile, "Ahaha, this kid has played a lot of games, he especially likes bloody ones, everyone ignore him." ”
Then everyone suddenly realized that they didn't pay much attention to it
But Zhao Yifan twisted Duoduo's ears and said, "Did you start again?" How many times have I said it, don't tell me this outside, don't you understand?"
Although in the eyes of others, Zhao Yifan was scolding Duoduo, but Duoduo understood what Zhao Yifan meant, he was saying, "You stinky boy, did you start again? Do you want Lao Tzu to give you a new study?"
And Duoduo thought of the scene where he met Zhao Yifan at the beginning, the iron brush, the steel wire...... Thinking of this, Duoduo couldn't help but shudder, and said with tears in his eyes, "Don't, I was wrong, and I won't be in the future." ”
And the girl on the side also helped Duoduo to speak, "Forget it, he's still a child." But you too, how can you let such a young child play such a bloody game? I think you should also study hard. ”
However, the girl obviously misunderstood the relationship between Duoduo and Zhao Yifan, and she thought that the two of them were father and son
And Zhao Yifan replied very speechlessly, "That, no, he is my younger brother, don't get me wrong...... "Damn, does Lao Tzu look that old!
However, the girl asked with a puzzled face, "What misunderstanding?" Besides, if you are his brother, you should pay more attention, after all, if your parents are busy, you have to take responsibility." ”
And Zhao Yifan also nodded and responded, "Yes, yes, I will pay attention." ”
At this time, the waiter also sent Zhao Yifan and their things over
A cup of tiramisu-flavored bubble tea, a bottle of ice water, and an oversized banana boat ice cream
Zhao Yifan glanced at Duoduo, who was licking his lips, and frowned, when did this guy order it? No, you can't leave a bad impression on your sister! This kind of thing is the root of all evil in tooth decay, and it must be eliminated!
Therefore, Zhao Yifan took Duoduo's banana boat directly with reason
And Duoduo, who was just holding a spoon and preparing to eat, poked directly on the table with a spoon, he first looked at the empty table in front of him with big eyes, and then looked at Zhao Yifan, who was eating his banana boat happily, and suddenly shouted aggrievedly, "Why take my banana boat!"
However, Zhao Yifan talked eloquently while eating: "This thing is the root of all evil for tooth decay, for the health of your teeth, I can't let you eat such a big thing." Hmm, by the way, also, the snacks at home are also restricting you, and you can't eat them without limits. ”
However, Duoduo watched his banana boat gradually disappear, and suddenly looked at Zhao Yifan with teary eyes, as if he was going to cry in the next second
However, at this time, Yan Yu smiled slightly and said, "They seem to be here." ”
And Zhao Yifan also turned pale to the side, and said seriously, "Well, is it really unbearable." ”
However, Duoduo looked at Zhao Yifan, then at Yan Yu, and asked confusedly, "What's wrong? Who is here?
However, as soon as Duoduo's words fell, seven people walked into the store, and they were dressed like ordinary tourists who came here to play.
However, the moment they walked in, two of them turned around very neatly and pulled down the iron door of the bubble tea shop.
A man in orange and white striped overalls walked up to the store and asked, "Hey, what are you doing here?"
Then another woman with a hiking bag took out a pistol and shot at the man who was walking towards them, and at the same time took off her hiking bag, took out a few guns from it and threw them to her own people
The man who was shot lay directly in a pool of blood, and the store was suddenly in chaos
At this time, another bald man with a scar on the top of his head took a shot and fired a warning shot at the ceiling, "Shut up for me!" Take out all the valuable things for me, including weapons! Don't think about resisting, this is a special bullet for the able, if you don't want to die, hand over the things honestly to me!"
However, except for Zhao Yifan's table, everyone else took out their valuable things, and then they were quickly collected by two of them, and then came to Zhao Yifan's place
And the bald man with a scar on the top of his head saw that Zhao Yifan and the others didn't take out anything, so he said angrily, "Hey, you three are wasting time! Quickly take out the valuable things!"
At the same time, the red-clothed long-haired man beside them also took out a pistol and put it on top of Zhao Yifan's head, sticking out his tongue and laughing, "Hehe, hurry up, we don't want to waste your time!"
However, Zhao Yifan was still very calm and ate the banana in front of him, and said, "You say, how many seconds?"
"Clams?" made the man in red confused
However, Zhao Yifan was talking to Yan Yu, and Yan Yu drank the bubble tea in one breath and said, "Hmm~, about five seconds." ”
But Zhao Yifan shook his head and said, "No, it's too slow, what if there is any accident?"
"What's the matter? It's just getting out of here, it's not a big deal. ”
However, seeing that Zhao Yifan and Yan Yu were still chatting, the man in red was furious, and he slapped Zhao Yifan's forehead with the butt of his gun.
However, Zhao Yifan easily tilted his head and dodged, he looked at the man very innocently and said, "Hey, it will hurt very much if you hit it." ”
However, the man saw that Zhao Yifan actually dared to resist him, so he gritted his teeth and scolded in a low voice, "Bastard!" and then pulled the trigger
However, at the moment when the man pulled the trigger, Zhao Yifan suddenly raised his hand and knocked away the gun in the man's hand and missed it
And this shot attracted the attention of all the robbers,
However, Zhao Yifan raised his hand and said, "OK, OK, count me as losing, but let me say it first, I don't have anything of value on me." ”
As he spoke, he put the mobile phone in his pocket and a bunch of keys on the table.
And the man in red glared at Zhao Yifan angrily, but he didn't bother him early, because he knew very well that everything just now was not a coincidence, this man had a problem!
Then the man put away Zhao Yifan's mobile phone, and then Zhao Yifan looked at the seven people who came to rob and said secretly, ah~, it turned out that he was already being targeted when he came in, this posture is big enough.