Chapter 67: The Consequences of Drunkenness
"Okay, that's all for today, you've had a lot of drinks. Xiaofeng felt a little dizzy.
"No, I haven't had enough? "Zheng Xiuyan, who used to pour a bottle, feels that she is in a good state today, of course she has to drink enough.
"It's getting dark, Chicago isn't as safe as you think, what if the two of us drink too much and get robbed?" Xiaofeng explained
"Useless man, I'm not afraid of what are you afraid of? Zheng Xiuyan said proudly
"I'm afraid of you, drink it, and draw a turtle on your face if I pour you down. Xiaofeng said that he couldn't bear it, and said that you are really promising.
"Cut, when you get down, I'll draw tofu on your face. Zheng Xiuyan shot back
Before Xiaofeng could figure out what it meant to draw tofu, she was dragged into a taxi by Zheng Xiuyan.
The two of them bought a lot of wine, red wine, beer, and soju that I don't know where Zheng Xiuyan found it, and after entering the room where Zheng Xiuyan was, the two of them began their journey of drinking together.
"Hiccup, what do you mean by drawing tofu, what's so good about drawing tofu?" Xiaofeng said with a hiccup
"Idiot, tofu is a dog, I mean draw a dog on your face. Zheng Xiuyan said with a flushed face
"Why is it so strange for a dog to be called Tofu?" asked Xiaofeng by patting her face to make herself sober.
"Idiot, of course, it's because the dog looks like tofu. Zheng Xiuyan said disdainfully
"Hehe, so that's the case, there is a dog that looks like tofu. Xiao Feng smiled innocently and said to herself
"What is this? There's a little black dog named Kanazek?" Jung so-yeon remembered Taeyeon's dog
"Hehe, what a coincidence, I also know a black dog named Kanazawa, but it's not a puppy. Xiaofeng also remembered Kanazawa, who often occupied Taeyeon
"Cheers to such a coincidence?" Jung so-yeon and Xiaofeng didn't think about whether the two were talking about the same dog at all, Xiaofeng was because it didn't matter if it was or not, and Jung so-yeon didn't think that people who knew Taeyeon's dog wouldn't know them at all.
"Cheers to our lives of the same cups. Cheers to me being able to leave all baggage behind and toast to your ability to forget the past and start over. "Xiaofeng has already drunk to the stage of finding wine to drink.
"Well, the darkness will pass and the light will come. Cheers to a better tomorrow, even if you die tomorrow, you have to live with a smile today. Jung began to use the words of the Bible.
Xiaofeng finally got drunk, lying on the bed and forgetting all the threats.
"Haha, I'm going to paint tofu on your face. Zheng Xiuyan took out her eyebrow pencil and drew it on Xiaofeng's face.
"Hey, it's not like that, I haven't seen tofu in a long time. After finishing the painting, Zheng Xiuyan, who felt that the painting did not look very similar, also wrote the word "tofu" next to the portrait.
"I forgot to see your tattoo?" Zheng Xiuyan said to herself
Zheng Xiuyan unbuttoned Xiaofeng's shirt with difficulty and lifted the vest. "Well, this is the tattoo, is it really you?" Zheng Xiuyan said to herself in surprise as she looked at the complete tiger head tattoo.
"Oh, it doesn't look like you. Zheng Xiuyan looked at Xiaofeng's abdominal muscles carefully, pinched them in disbelief and said.
"If it's really you, you're going to have a scar. Zheng Xiuyan stroked Xiaofeng's abdominal muscles and said softly.
"The figure is really like, too. Zheng Xiuyan recalled the figure of the hooded man
Zheng Xiuyan felt a lot of sweat on her body, and she was very uncomfortable, and she wanted to take a shower. But the drunken state could no longer satisfy her thoughts, Zheng Xiuyan put her head on Xiaofeng's chest and said with a foolish smile: "It seems that you must have something to do with the person who saved me, and it will depend on you to find him in the future."
"It turns out that it feels really good to lie on muscles, no wonder so many people like muscular men. My abs have left me, and it looks like I'm going to work out more. Zheng Xiuyan muttered to herself, in fact, her brain was not very clear.
"Hehe, it feels really good to touch the muscles. Zheng Xiuyan touched every muscle on Xiaofeng's body and said with emotion
The alcohol constantly stimulated Zheng Xiuyan's nerves, she was no longer satisfied with touching and touching, and licked Xiaofeng's chest muscles with a ghost.
"Phew, bah, it's all salty and smells of sweat, and it won't feel better if you bite into it. "Zheng Xiuyan has entered the immortal mode.
"Ah!" Xiaofeng, who was bitten, opened her drunken eyes and looked at Zheng Xiuyan with a panicked face.
"Ahh Xiaofeng sat up and pulled Zheng Xiuyan into her arms and muttered, "Sleep, if you are not honest, I will clean you up." ”
Zheng Xiuyan was held in Xiaofeng's arms and felt that she was too hot. Twisting her body to break free from Xiaofeng's arms, she didn't expect how much stimulation her actions brought to Xiaofeng.
Xiaofeng felt that her body was burning, and she urgently needed to relieve the heat in her body. He found Zheng Xiuyan's lips, and the thin and slightly cool feeling fascinated him. At first, Zheng Xiuyan struggled a few times, but soon got lost under Xiaofeng's attack and the effect of alcohol.
Two lonely people who desperately need to prove that they are alive, two lonely hearts who desperately need comfort are leaning together like this. The continuous reduction of the clothes on the accompanying body made Xiaofeng secretly regret it.
Early in the morning, Xiaofeng woke up from a hangover and had a terrible headache. Before he could get used to it, the song "Unforgettable Tonight" sounded in his head.
"You who shine with the light of the great gods. Gongs and drums are noisy, and firecrackers are ringing in unison. Congratulations to the experiencer for throwing away his virgin hat and becoming a man, and the great god is deeply gratified here. Reward the experiencer Xiaofeng with 10,000 points. The great god said in Song Dandan's voice
Xiao Feng was completely stunned, feeling that his right arm was a little numb. When he looked over, he found a head lying on his right arm, his messy hair obscuring his face, and he couldn't see what it looked like.
"Experiencer, you have a lot of money for a scumbag, you just got married and didn't eat anything in the pot, so you started to eat in the bowl. The great god said mockingly
"Why didn't you show up when I called you yesterday. Xiaofeng remembered what happened yesterday
"Why did I show up? Didn't I say that? I'm bound to show up when rewards and tasks are handed out, and I showed up as soon as you completed the achievement. The great god said confidently
"Maybe I'll be taken away tomorrow, so you'd better hurry up and find your next home. Xiaofeng sighed and said, indulge yourself, you are all going to die.
"Just a little thing makes you so decadent, it's really a dou who can't be helped. The great god said mockingly
"What do you mean by a little thing? I don't have the strength of the six madness, just rely on that super cell regeneration how many bullets I can eat. Xiaofeng shouted angrily
"I don't think you have clarified your identity yet, you are the experiencer chosen by this system, and the fatal damage caused to you by the non-system can be completely exempted. The great god said leisurely
"Even if I can be exempted, what about my family, friends, Taeyeon? Xiaofeng asked
"Now I think of your wife, what did you do last night? Look at your fierce appearance, I have given you a lot of praise. As he spoke, the great god also played the live scene of last night in Xiaofeng's mind, and marked the code very modestly.
"But you're saying you can't get the job done, and that's a critical issue. The great god fell silent, as if calculating what to do.
"Can you turn the picture off. Xiao Feng said with a blushing face
"Yo, I'm still embarrassed, what's so embarrassing about what I've done? Who hasn't seen anyone, the sorrow of the inferior intelligent creatures. "The great god is estimated to be in his menstrual period today.
"Your current situation has been carefully calculated by me, and there is only one way to solve it, so that there will be no trouble. Seeing that Xiaofeng had a tendency to run wild, the great god diverted the topic
"You say, as long as you have a way to fix it. "Xiaofeng can still tell the difference
"I'll destroy you humanely first, and then I'll go to the next experiencer. The great god said in a cold voice
Xiao Feng froze, but he didn't expect that the way given by the great god was actually death.
"Just kidding, look at what scares you, your face is green. Hahaha, let me laugh for 10 minutes first. The great god smiled unscrupulously
"Damn the system, I'm going to die with you. Xiaofeng didn't scream anymore, you can imagine how angry he was.
"The rules of the system do not allow active framing and destruction of experiencers, otherwise I would have changed to an experiencer a long time ago. The great god explained
"Damn, don't you want to frame you less?" Xiaofeng complained
"That, I'm a lure, just dig a pit and wait for you to jump, not push you into the pit. The great god reiterated that he still has principles.
"How the hell is going to solve it, hurry up, don't ink. Xiaofeng was impatient
"You give me 10,000 points and complete another task. I've destroyed all the supernatural or possibly dangerous materials that the Six Crazy have done, and I don't know if it's in my mind or anywhere else. The great god said domineeringly
"I just got 10,000 points, it's not that you want as many as I have, what task. Xiaofeng asked cautiously
"If the conditions are harsh, I didn't say it, you continue to get drunk and dream and wait for death to come. "The great god is impatient
Xiaofeng feels that he is cheap, and he is a vulnerable group, so don't talk much. It's still the old man who agrees.
"I agreed, tell me what the task is. Xiao Feng breathed a sigh of relief and said, at least there was no death threat
"That's it, the quest will trigger randomly. Good luck to Xiaofeng and complete the task as soon as possible. We'll see you next time. "The great god is gone again
"Great God, Nima, it's done so quickly? Are you reliable, you can't lie to me, right, what kind of task do you understand. No matter how Xiaofeng shouted the great god, he didn't appear
The threat to life is solved if the great god is reliable, but what about this woman next to him? Xiaofeng had already remembered yesterday's incident at this time, and remembered how he and the strange woman met, how he drank wine, and how he rolled the sheets. What made him most uneasy was the resistance of the woman when she was just hugged by him.
Could it be that he is really a scumbag, it seems that this woman looks pretty good. Fuck off, what the hell am I thinking? Xiaofeng was entangled in whether to run away secretly, or wait for this woman to get up and pretend to be a player as if nothing happened.
When Xiaofeng was entangled, Zheng Xiuyan coughed twice and said, "I'm so thirsty, is there anyone, is there any water to drink."