Netizens: ???

- [Cupping ?????]

- [What kind of steel straight man is this?!!]

——[, I thought it was a domineering president text, but I didn't expect it to be a sand sculpture mudslide text?]

...

Everyone was complaining, thinking that the meeting was hopelessly straight, but they didn't expect Xiang Yi to answer:

"Acupuncture should also be good? ”

Netizens: Hmm????????

- [This... Is this the legend, not a family, not a door?]

- [I'm sorry my head laughed off, don't push, don't step on my head]

——[A fire pot and an acupuncture, absolutely, you two are the spokesperson of health care, thumbs up]

...

Qin Wanyan, who saw this conversation, was so angry that she coughed violently.

She has been staying near the Xiangjia manor for several days, just to meet by chance.

With the help of the small system, she avoided surveillance and security, and successfully talked to Xiang Feng today - Xiang Feng parked the car on the side of the road to smoke, afraid that the smell of smoking would be smoked by going back to the manor.

Qin Wanyan thought to herself that God would help me, so she rushed forward with her skirt.

In order to seduce the meeting, she wore a silver sundress with a slit to her thighs and a fully exposed back, revealing a little bit of her body to the fullest.

"Sir, may I give you a ride......

After several contacts and crazy investigations, Qin Wanyan learned that Xiang Yu had face blindness and couldn't remember people's faces, so she felt that it didn't matter if she was embarrassed before, anyway, for Xiang Yu, she couldn't recognize her at all.

Unexpectedly, I met and said two words to her.

First sentence:

"There are taxis 10 kilometres ahead. ”

"Eldest sister, if you wear so little, there will be cold, so you have time to go to cupping and moxibustion!"

After speaking, he calmly pressed the cigarette butt into the temporary ashtray made of Coke cans, stepped on the accelerator, and shook Qin Wanyan's exhaust face.

“......”

The more she recalled what she said, the more intense Qin Wanyan's cough became.

Small system: "There are six days, 23 hours, 16 minutes and 9 seconds left before the mission deadline......"

Qin Wanyan said irritably: "Can't you see that I'm sick?

Small system: "Hello host, it is recommended that you go to the hospital immediately for medical treatment, this task does not have any leave function, it needs to be enforced." ”

Qin Wanyan grabbed her hair painfully: "Then I won't do this task, okay! You go find someone else, I don't want to wear it quickly! I want to unbind!"

If you don't complete the task, you will die, who can afford this?

She would rather not be the Chosen One.

Small system: "No, host. ”

"Who of you can complete this broken task!How can anyone do it?!" Qin Wanyan was about to be tortured and crazy, and suddenly thought of a possibility, "No...... I know a person, she's very good, I think she can definitely do it! Xiangyi, you know Xiangyi! Let your master choose her as a fast wearer! Let her replace me!"

The small system paused for a moment before saying, "Replacement?"

"Yes, replace! Your main system must also want the task to be completed, right? Otherwise, it will be a waste of resources, right?"

Small system: "There is no replacement option. ”

Qin Wanyan seemed to be a dying person, and grabbed the last straw: "There is nothing to add!

In that case, the person who is going to die will become appropriate, right?