Chapter 1002 Poisonous and Cheap Title Party

How poisonous the Hong Kong media's mouth is and how sharp the words are, Qiao Feng has a deep understanding on the Internet before he crosses.

Like Xu Zhi's derailment, the Hong Kong media's reports can be said to be impressive.

It's really impressive.

What sixteen minutes of stealing food in the carriage, a series of kisses more than twenty times, what chewing to the slurping sound and so on.

The title really flashes the dog's eye.

This description not only has a sense of picture, but also sound! Hong Kong media is worthy of being the originator of the shock body and the title party, and the Chinese language has a different charm in their hands.

and when Yan Dulun was split legs, the Hong Kong media evaluated the cheating object as a "warped tender man", tsk tsk, that's it, the two people who split their legs were defined as "three splits".

There is also Fan Xiaoxuan, who sings with a twisted neck and a twisted buttocks, who has gained weight for a while, tanned a little, and was photographed by reporters eating on the street.

The next day, the newspaper headline was a photo of Fan Xiaoxuan with a slightly hideous expression while eating, with the headline "The Black Pearl Eater Attacks Hong Kong".

Black pearl is just that, what the hell is the big food monster?

How clear is the brain circuit of the Hong Kong media to come up with such a word to describe a petite female artist.

However, this is still a mouthful of mercy, and it can be regarded as a cute nickname.

Also ridiculed by the Hong Kong media because of his figure is baby.

baby as an artist who started as a young model, his good figure has always been praised, not to mention anything else, at least people are very thin.

But that's it, the Hong Kong media still has something to say.

The picture is a photo of baby wearing a three-point swimsuit.

Hong Kong media used this picture to eat, and gave the baby nicknames "Zero Wave Pork Ribs" and "Belly Big Wave".

Laughing at the baby for having no breasts, not small, but not at all, and saying that her skinny skin and bones are like ribs, and even more laughing at the baby with a flat lower abdomen, whose belly is bigger than her chest.

Doesn't this mean that the baby's chest is not only not bulging, but also collapsed back.

is also a baby, after she became pregnant, Hong Kong media reported that the title was "Lu Xiaoming and artificial artificial man success".

When Huang Brown Ze fell in love with Yang Zheng, a model who was eight years older than him, the Hong Kong media ridiculed: "You have two grandmothers!"

When the small house fell into a drug abuse turmoil, the headline of the Hong Kong media was: "Cheng Long beat the decrepit boy angrily and flew 5 meters in the air".

This treats educating children as making martial arts films.

In addition to celebrities, those who have a high exposure rate of the rich or the second generation of the rich and the third generation are inevitably poisoned by the Hong Kong media on the lace news.

Da Liu, a wealthy businessman who has dated many female celebrities, is known as "Huanchang Huatuo", and Xu Jinhu, who has a rich family property but cannot be in power, is called "Lost Key Safe" (safe without key).

The most excessive thing is that Xu Jinhu's wife Li Jiaxin was photographed by the paparazzi in her home with a pair of feet, which is the kind of big night, through the curtain to take a photo of the foot on the table or something like that, the reporter didn't know what to make up, and wrote "Jiaxin climax feet" after meditating......

Hong Kong has a lot of attention, almost nothing can escape the poisonous tongue of the Hong Kong media.

Among the Four Heavenly Kings, Li Tianwang just fell in love with Le Jier, and was ridiculed by the Hong Kong media as a love for thick lips and suckers, and Le Jier took out the prosthesis, and was ridiculed by the Hong Kong media as a "bomb disposal expert".

Another Guo Tianwang could not escape the poison, Dai Lin stayed at his house for more than a day, and the next day the Hong Kong media headline was marked with a few big words "Xiong Dailin slaughtered the city for 33 hours".

He couldn't think of this headline for a year for mainland reporters.

Ziqi held a concert, and the shorts he wore were complained about being ugly, and when it came to the mouth of the Hong Kong media, it was terrible: "Disaster alarm! Shirt-level storm! Cosmic diapers blow up the earth!"

What's even more exaggerated is that the Hong Kong media described the excitement of Super Dan when he won the championship, "the giant sparrow snatched his pants out".

Watching the news, I was stunned to see the feeling of the little yellow book.

There is also Zhixiang who cut his hair and accidentally cut his baldness, Hong Kong media reported: The little pig was shocked to see the pig's head meat.

Chi Ling fell off the horse and took out the silicone chest, and the Hong Kong media sent a couplet: "A Horse Flattening the World Wave"

A moment of misconduct, a pair of horses' hooves, a step on the world wave

One operation, a pair of luxury ru, a year to save the world's money

Huimin's husband cheated on the Hong Kong media and got the nickname: Cheap Boy Chun

Jay is trying out a new car!

Hong Kong media reported: Jay Lun's dark alley new love, such a title is unthinkable, I can't think of it~ There are too many stories in it~~

Lin Yun lost weight for filming and caused menopause, Hong Kong media reported: Lin Yun stopped menopausa for 4 months to meet Xingchi.

There are countless strange headlines in Hong Kong media like this, and they are all poisonous and cheap.

From this, you can see how difficult it is to be a star in Hong Kong.

In the past, Qiao Feng actually hated the Hong Kong media's bottomless and undisciplined reporting style.

But this time, when he saw a Hong Kong media viciously and cleverly mocking the fat guy Li with his words, Qiao Feng felt very happy.

For traitors and traitors, it can be regarded as a joy to see him being collectively ridiculed by a group of media.

What Qiao Feng didn't know was that this time he started, and the media fueled the turmoil of disgusting Fat Guy Li at this moment, and the impact was even greater than the previous ban on Next Weekly.

School.

"Ming Tsai, why don't you wait for me to go to school together?"

"Because you're ugly."

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"Class leader, why don't you let me participate in class activities?"

"Because you are ugly, Qiao Feng said that being ugly will affect the city's appearance.

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Food stalls.

"Uncle Zhang, why does she have so much more brisket than mine?"

"Decrepit boy, because you are ugly, I look at you and annoy, Ah Hui is different, she is beautiful and polite, if I don't give her more, will I give you more."

"Uncle Zhang, we have no grievances in the past and no hatred in the near future, it's inappropriate for you to attack me like this, you are not afraid that I will not come to you to eat in the future."

"You're going to hit the street, when I'm scared, I'll say to you, we have a grudge from now on, you go, you're not welcome in our store."

"Then I won't pay for this bowl of noodles."

"You don't have to pay, you go, hurry up."

"Hey, Uncle Zhang, you're really here."

"Who's fake with you?"

"I'll go, Uncle Zhang, you took the wrong medicine, you're so angry.Hey, don't, why are you still moving guys.You're so old, you're a fool."

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The ban on Next Magazine always belongs to the entertainment industry and the media circle, and relatively speaking, it has nothing to do with ordinary citizens.

There is no gossip among them, and even many insiders don't know very well why many bigwigs in the film and television industry will block Next Weekly, let alone Qiao Feng is the driving force behind the scenes.

Therefore, when the ordinary citizens just broke the ban on One Weekly, everyone talked about it for a while, and then there was no then.

But this time it's different.

People who have experienced the Internet era and the era of buzzwords will have a profound experience, that is, when a sentence, a word or a paragraph is particularly interesting, it will really cause a trend and cause popularity.

From celebrities to hosts to ordinary people and even children, they will use it orally, and even develop into something, such as Yuan Fangti, Zhen Huanti and the like.

And Qiao Feng inadvertently came up with a buzzword, which appeared in the streets and alleys of Hong Kong in just half a day or even less than half a day, and appeared in the ridicule or joking dialogues of all kinds of people.

And Fat Guy Li has also become the person who is ridiculed and ridiculed by everyone the most.

Whoever lets everyone know that he is ugly, is so ugly that it affects the appearance of the city.