666 Shuhui steals wine
Six-six-six Shuhui steals wine
"Don't believe me, I'll sing it to you...... A pair of trousers with wide waves, the wind blows the fragrance of rice and flowers on both sides, my home is there, and I ......live in my trousers."
"Flutter. Yan Shuhui couldn't hold back her laughter, thinking of what she saw that day, this song is really vivid. Her pretty face couldn't help but turn red, and she chirped again, "Yin words are crooked, nasty!"
Ye Kong said confidently, "It's your own dirty thoughts, and the pants are just a piece of clothing, why are they obscene? I wear a tighter one, so it's obscene? Like you people here, wearing a loose and baggy big obscene pants, as soon as you walk, you swing inside, oops, it's a hundred times more obscene than me! That kind of swaying feeling, don't you feel very uncomfortable!"
After Ye Kong finished speaking, he found the loophole in this sentence, and hurriedly said, "It's wrong, you really don't feel uncomfortable, you don't have anything to shake around." ”
"You!" Yan Shuhui pointed at Ye Kong, she didn't know what to say. Accuse him, it seems that what he said is a bit crooked. Don't blame, you bastard, how can you tell a big girl with me about these things?
"Well, forget it. Ye Kong waved his hand and said, "I don't mean anything else when I say this, and I don't want to embarrass you, I just want you to understand that although I, Ye Kong, am a hooligan, but over the years, I have been telling myself to be a scoundrel with taste." So Miss Yan, I'm not interested in you, and you shouldn't be suspicious. ”
"Hmph, this is the best!" Yan Shuhui gritted her teeth and said, "When this matter is over, everyone doesn't owe each other, how far can you go!"
But when she finished speaking, she felt uncomfortable again: because he had taste, he was not interested in me...... Am I really that bad?
There was nothing to say all the way, and the Yan family was not far away, and both of them lowered their heads and thought about their own thoughts.
Yan Shuhui thought that this kid was really powerful, and he led me by the nose and turned around, and when I asked him questions, he didn't answer any of them!
And Ye Kong focused his thoughts on that Divine Monarch. The tone of that goddess monarch showed that she knew the realm very well, so there were two god monarchs in the realm, and one from the Iron Arm Demon Sect, and that was a man. And the other...... No, she's a painting, too.
Ye Kong had already guessed that the Goddess Monarch would draw the Sect Master of the Yin Demon Sect, Li Chenwan Divine Monarch.
Thinking of this, he couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat, he and Yan Fengyun were plotting to fool through the general election of the Drawing Sound Demon Sect, if Li Chenwan saw the flaws, I am afraid that today would not be so polite.
Back at Yan's house, Ye Kong shook off Yan Shuhui, walked back to his house, wiped the storage ring, and released three large jars of wine. I found a few more gourds and loaded them with ten catties, which were given to Lin Xitian.
However, shipping is a problem. Ye Kong is a mortal, the storage bag is useless, and the storage ring can't be found, so he can't be pushed with a cart, right?
It's really inconvenient! Ye Kong frowned, thinking about it. Please ask that little guy Xue Shuai to help, that guy's cultivation during the Qi refining period can be used in a storage bag.
Ye Kong hurriedly went out and went to find Xue Shuai. But as soon as he left, a moving figure crept into his room.
"Where did you get so much wine?" As soon as Yan Shuhui entered the door, she saw three large vats of wine, and there were words of Hehuan Sect on the wine jar.
"Hehuan Sect, I haven't heard of it, but it's not a serious sect when I hear the name!" If the ancestor of Hehuan Sect Yitong is present, he will definitely say, I, you demon sects are not serious sects!
Although Yan Shuhui is no longer obsessed with someone's trendy pants, she has a greater interest in the mysterious person, so she sneaks into his house.
Seeing that the three major vats of wine were not opened, she wanted to knock on one jar, but fortunately she saw the wine gourd next to her, if she really knocked on the altar seal, it is estimated that Ye Kong would have to play with her.
"Ah, good wine, so soft. Yan Shuhui took another big sip, and began to think about Fei Fei in her heart.
Could it be that he went to the Koubelly Building to buy good wine for the wedding banquet three days later? I can't see that he is quite hearted, don't look at his repeated words that he is not interested in me, who knows if he also thinks about Miss Ben's thoughts?
Duplicity man, coward! You have a crush on Miss Ben, don't worry, I won't give you a chance!
Yan Shuhui was drinking, thinking about good things, and the more she thought about it, the happier she became, and she forgot to leave.
When Ye Kong brought Xue Shuai back, as soon as he pushed the door, he saw a woman with a red face and a big gulp of wine.
"Hey, why are you stealing my wine! Don't drink it, it's expensive, hey, you still drink it!"
Yan Shuhui was only in the early stage of building the foundation, and she couldn't suppress the power of this spirit wine at all, and she had enough stamina to chant after joy, she drank too much at once, and she was a little drunk.
"What are you doing, don't you just buy it back and drink it?" Yan Shuhui was a little drunk and smiled at Ye Kong.
Xue Shuai hurriedly said, "Miss, (4) This wine was not bought by my uncle, but he was going to sell it." ”
Yan Shuhui was suddenly deflated, and she had been doing it for a long time, not what I thought!
"Stingy guy, it's just a matter of drinking from you, how much money will be counted. Yan Shuhui stood up with displeasure.
"Forget it, don't sneak into my house again in the future, I don't want to have a third time!"
Yan Shuhui snorted, "What are you doing, this is my home, I can enter whenever I like!"
"Then I won't be in the room with pants on next time!"
Yan Shuhui shouted through the strength of the wine, "Scare me? Doesn't it show off that your pants are wavy and wide? It's not like I haven't seen it!"
Ye Kong said angrily, "I won't wear pants this time, let's see you come in again!"
"Haha
The two of them were arguing, and Xue Shuai next to him was about to vomit blood. This aunt and the young lady are really enemies, just quarrel when they meet, and the more noisy they are, the more unbearable they become.
Oh my God, these two people are so nasty! I still hide away so that my pure heart is not polluted. Xue Shuai hurriedly covered his ears and fled.
Who knew that Xue Shuai had just come out, and before he could take two breaths, he saw that the two people who were noisy and hot just now also came out, and it seemed that the eldest lady was quite happy.
"Oh, I really can't read it, I can't understand it. Xue Shuai couldn't help but sigh in his heart.
In fact, the two stopped arguing because of Yan Shuhui's words.
During the quarrel, Yan Shuhui suddenly asked angrily, "Where did you get these big vat of wine? Do you have a storage weapon!"
If the mana is in his body, Ye may kill people at this moment, this is his biggest secret, and he is known to have such a divine object, if he does not destroy people, people will destroy him.
However, it is a pity that someone is not as good as a mortal now, and Yan Shuhui's cultivation in the early stage of foundation building will eat him. He didn't have the ability to kill his mouth if he wanted to.
Of course, someone has a lot of bad water in his stomach, and he doesn't do anything without a knife to kill people, but just when he was thinking about making a bad move, Yan Shuhui spoke again.
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