Chapter 305: Never Lose! (Ask for subscriptions and votes)
Liu Yun'er didn't understand what Lin Fan was talking about at first, but through his obscene expression, he pondered a little... Instantly knew what this bastard meant, and was about to get angry when he suddenly realized Lin Fan's special identity.
That's right...
This big fool is an orphan...
At this point,
Lin Fan was still nervously waiting for Liu Yun'er's anger, judging from her previous experience of death, she would be furious in an instant in the next second, and then begin to make inhumane marks on her neck, shoulders, thighs, and waist.
As a result, I waited for half a minute, but still didn't get the scene I imagined in my mind.
However, it is even more frightening, because when a storm comes, it often appears to be calm.
"Stupid..."Liu Yun'er said softly, "Didn't you eat it when you were a child?"
Lin Fan was stunned for a moment, and said cautiously: "I... I forgot if I had eaten it, like... I don't think so. ”
"No, no, no... What do you mean by not seeming?" Liu Yun'er pouted her little mouth and said silently: "Besides... Aren't you an orphan? Where are you going to eat? ”
Hearing Liu Yun'er's words, Lin Fan instantly remembered his identity.
That's right!
I'm an orphan!
I almost forgot about it.
"Hmm..."
"I really haven't eaten... Then can you take me to experience it?" Lin Fan leaned into the ear of the big goblin and said with a smile: "How about tasting it." ”
The next second,
Liu Yun'er directly pinched Lin Fan's cheek, and said angrily: "It's almost for me... Don't take an inch. ”
"Oops..."
"It hurts, it hurts. Lin Fan said with a painful face.
"Humph!"
Liu Yun'er quickly let go of her hand, she was also worried about pinching her big fool, at this time, she glanced at Lin Fan, who was full of hesitation and helplessness, Liu Yun'er pursed her lips... Lying back into his arms, he squeaked and said, "Wait... Wait for me to have it later... Let's talk about it. ”
In a flash
Lin Fan thought he had heard it wrong, and said in surprise: "You... What did you just say?"
"I say!"
"Later, I will have in the future... Let's talk about it. Liu Yun'er glanced at her and said casually.
As soon as the words fell,
Liu Yun'er found that Lin Fan came over, and hurriedly closed her eyes, and suddenly the male and female dragons were entangled together, and the fight was inextricable... The battle was very fierce, but it was still about twenty seconds, and Liu Yun'er gradually couldn't resist it, and then the whole line was defeated.
"Stupid..."
"Are you so excited?" Liu Yun'er's handsome pretty face flushed with a burst of red, and she said softly.
"Of course!"
Lin Fan said shyly: "Baby... I've wondered how long I've been thinking about this since I learned about your capacity... You know what? It's been more than two months..."
"Don't..."
"Don't say it..."Liu Yun'er trembled when she heard this, and said glutinously: "And... You don't have to think about the rest of the story. ”
"Then can you take [58 fo] a moment today?" Lin Fan asked.
“...”
"No way!" Liu Yun'er refused on the spot, and said righteously: "I don't study all day..."
Suddenly?
Liu Yun'er's whole body is tense? Just halfway through the sentence, it was interrupted.
"Oops..."
"You dare to touch my ass again... I... I'm going to kill your dog tonight!" Liu Yun'er glared at Lin Fan? Said viciously.
However?
Faced with the threat from the evil forces, Lin Fan was not deterred by this? Instead, he chose to know that there are tigers in the mountains, and he preferred to go to the tiger mountains!
Subsequently?
Liu Yun'er almost lost her soul? But fortunately, at the most critical time, he regained a little bit of his senses, stretched out his hand and twisted Lin Fan's thigh fiercely, and the severe pain forced Lin Fan to stop what he was doing.
"Stupid?"
"Don't you get tired of touching it every night?" asked Liu Yun'er with a crimson face.
"Just kidding..."
"That's it, you're a moon. Lin Fan said seriously: "I really want to do it for another five hundred years!"
"Stinky rascal!"
Liu Yun'er glanced at her? Then he asked, "That's right... You say what if we get divorced one day? Who does this child belong to?"
"Of course it's mine. Lin Fan said subconsciously.
"Why?"
"I was born... Why do you belong to you?" Liu Yun'er was a little unconvinced, and said angrily.
"It's not..."
"Have you ever withdrawn money from a bank's ATM?" Lin Fan asked.
Liu Yun'er nodded, and said with a blank face: "I took it... What? What does it matter?"
"Look..."
"Who withdraws money from the bank ATM, and the money belongs to the ATM?" Lin Fan said solemnly: "It's not owned by the cardholder. ”
"I..."
"I'll fight with you!"
meanwhile
In the guest room?
Liu Zhongtao and Xia Meifang were lying on the bed with sad faces.
"Wife..."
"What now?" asked Liu Zhongtao.
"How do I know... You come up with it yourself. Xia Meifang said angrily: "Why didn't you think about twins in the first place? Have you ever wondered, even if it's not a twin? As long as Xiaolin and Xiaoyun work hard and be diligent... One a year? Two in two years, or to give one more suite. ”
As soon as the voice fell?
Xia Meifang said seriously: "I think... Just promise her, right? Think about it... One more child is one more joy? Isn't that good? ”
"Good is good..."
"But more than 20 million... I won't be able to take it out for a while. Liu Zhongtao said helplessly.
"Are you stupid?"
"It's not for her now, when Xiaoyun gives birth to the child, then you can spread your hands and say that you don't have money to buy a house. Xia Meifang said: "At that time, what could Xiaoyun and Xiaolin do? ”
“...”
"Why don't you spread your hands together?" asked Liu Zhongtao with a dark face.
Hearing her husband's words, Xia Meifang smiled bitterly: "I... I can't tell... You're thick-skinned anyway. ”
"I..."
"I'm the only one who is unlucky?" Liu Zhongtao said angrily.
"Then do you want to be a grandfather?" Xia Meifang said angrily: "Do you want to be a grandfather of two children?"
After a little thought, calm analysis, and then stop... Liu Zhongtao suddenly made up his mind and said seriously: "No matter... Say yes first!"
...
Following
Lin Fan woke up from his sleep, looked at the big goblin that had shrunk into a ball, and couldn't help but fall into thought.
This seems to sleep like this all along,
Cowered into a ball... I can't commit a crime at all.
"Baby?"
"Get up," Lin Fan shouted softly.
"My butt hurts a little..."Liu Yun'er opened her eyes and said helplessly: "If I go out now, my mother will definitely find out the clues, and I won't be alive by then?"
"What then?" Lin Fan asked.
"I..."
"How do I know. Liu Yun'er pouted and said angrily: "It's all your fault... It's like a neurotic, you stop making you stop, and you don't stop, and... I also shot harder and harder. ”
It's no wonder that the big goblin is so angry, Lin Fan was a little too much last night... Slapped the big goblin's ass red, but there is one thing to say... Lin Fan found that Liu Yun'er was not so resistant, and even had a little feeling of not stopping.
"Then I'll go out first. Lin Fan said.
"Hmm..."
"If my parents ask about me... Let's just say that I... A little tired. Liu Yun'er commanded.
"Oh..."
subsequently
Put on your own clothes and trousers,
Lin Fan walked out of the room slowly, and when he opened the door, he saw Aunt Xia watching TV and cooking breakfast with Uncle Liu in the kitchen.
"Auntie?"
"Wake up so early?" Lin Fan asked with a smile.
"Hmm..."
Xia Meifang glanced at Lin Fan, then looked at the master bedroom, and then asked, "Tossing so late last night?"
"Huh?"
"That's... Also... I didn't toss much either. Lin Fan said embarrassedly: "Just... Just..."
"It's fine. ”
"Your Aunt Xia is from here. Xia Meifang smiled and said, "That's right... Yesterday, Yun'er said that if it was twins, I would take an extra suite, I discussed it with your Uncle Liu, and I thought it was quite good... And we relaxed the conditions, and in two years... No matter how many births are made, each child is given a suite. ”
Lin Fan nodded, glanced at his mother-in-law, and then said, "That... Auntie, it's not that I want a house, it's... It's Yun'er who wants it, and it has nothing to do with me, I'm just a cultivator. ”
"You!"
"Not a good person. Xia Meifang said helplessly: "It's as bad as your uncle." ”
Followed by
Liu Zhongtao came out with a pot of porridge.
"It's time for breakfast..."Liu Zhongtao shouted, "Where is Xiaoyun?"
“...”
"She... She was so tired that she wanted to sleep a little longer. Lin Fan explained.
The three of them had a little breakfast, and Liu Zhongtao and Xia Meifang left in a hurry. Lin Fan walked to the bedroom door and knocked lightly on the door of the room.
"It's time to come out. Lin Fan said,
moment
Liu Yun'er walked out of the bedroom slowly, if you look closely... It is not difficult to find that there is a bit of a problem with the walking posture of the big goblin just now.
"When did you leave?" asked Liu Yun'er.
"It's not long ago, you wash up and have breakfast. Lin Fan said.
"Hmm..."
soon
Liu Yun'er took a bowl of porridge and sat on the weak sofa, watching the morning news while eating pork rib porridge.
"That's right. ”
"Your mother agreed, if it's twins, I'll get an extra suite... Even lowered the conditions, as long as in two years... No matter how many births are made, each child is given a suite. Lin Fan explained.
Liu Yun'er nodded and didn't say anything.
suddenly
Liu Yun'er turned her head, looked at Lin Fan seriously, and asked, "You say... Are my dad and my mom going to be old guys? trick me into giving birth to the baby, and then... Don't give the house directly, isn't this a routine?"
"How is that possible!"
"Your mother is the mayor of Shen City, how could she lie to us. Lin Fan said with a smile: "Besides, we already have a house guarantee, no matter what... They may make a bloody gain, but we will never lose!"
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