Chapter 33: Happy Birthday
Wang Taika watched IU sitting alone on the sofa like this, and suddenly felt ...... And it didn't feel distressed!
Just kidding! That day, IU smashed a whole plate of cosmetics on Wang Taika, who felt sorry for Wang Taika? If Wang Taika can still feel distressed IU now, it really shows that Wang Taika is a brainless fan who kneels and licks! This kind of thing can only be written in novels.
Seeing that others were unhappy, Wang Taika suddenly felt much happier! Wow, this person is really a thief who lacks virtue and is shameless as a thief!
At this time, IU seemed to remember something, turned her head and looked at Wang Taika.
Wang Taika was stunned for a moment, then couldn't help but let himself laugh, and said, "I understand! ”
"Wait a minute, today's thing ......"
"I don't know anything, I don't see anything!" Wang Taika assured, "I have just been locked in the closet, I have just gotten used to the darkness for a long time, and when I have just seen the sun again, I find that I am blind! I have not seen anything! I am not only blind, I am still a little amnesiac! I don't know what is happening!"
IU nodded, and then suddenly laughed self-deprecatingly: "I didn't expect that the one who said happy birthday to me was actually my black fan!"
Wang Taika first entered the door, and indeed said happy birthday in order to relieve the embarrassment. In fact, Wang Taika wanted to say "surprise!" but temporarily forgot how to say it in Korean, so he said happy birthday.
This is obviously nonsense, and Wang Taika just wondered why IU didn't taunt him. But what he didn't expect at all was that today was really IU's birthday!
"Happy birthday! Happy to you! You will definitely find a better one!" Wang Taika smoothly adapted the song "Happy Breakup", but fortunately, IU had never heard this kind of Chinese song at all.
IU looked at Wang Taika and suddenly smiled.
Do you think the story is starting to turn around, and IU suddenly falls in love with Wang Taika? How could it be? IU pointed to the door the next moment and said, "The door is over there, please go out." ”
"Wow! You are ruthless!" Wang Taika didn't expect IU to react at all, if it is in a TV series or novel, now is the best moment to counterattack!
Of course, Wang Taika didn't have the luxury of instantly whitewashing or anything like in TV series or novels. And Wang Taika didn't like IU very much in his heart, and his heart was all occupied by that nasty Song coriander. So to get the heart or something, Wang Taika didn't think about it at all. It's just to ease the awkward atmosphere, at least to make IU a little more pleasant to himself.
Originally, when IU laughed, Wang Taika was really relieved, but IU pointed to the door behind him and said that sentence, which suddenly made Wang Taika's nose almost crooked!
"Otherwise, let me thank a black fan?" IU continued to be in a daze with a blank face, completely ignoring Wang Taika.
Sure enough, I'm not the protagonist, I don't have the treatment of the male number one! Wang Taika once again recognized the gap between reality and fiction. Idols are really not so easy to fool!
Wang Taika shrugged, anyway, the two of them are already on the same page, even if it is bad, it will be here. Since the relationship can't be eased, then don't waste your efforts. It's an indifferent person, and the two of them aren't friends.
To put it bluntly, Wang Taika is a very selfish person. People who have nothing to do with him are like weeds in Wang Taika's eyes, who he loves, he is so willful.
"Let's go, don't call me next time you order takeout. I'll have an interview tomorrow, and I'll have a formal job right away, so I don't have time to toss around when you're idle. Wang Taika didn't bother to care that IU was happy and sad, so he turned around and left.
IU turned to look at Wang Taika and asked, "Are you particularly happy now?"
"Huh?" Wang Taika stopped, a little embarrassed. Seeing IU deflated, Wang Taika was of course happy. Although he couldn't help but laugh out loud, the smile on the corner of his mouth couldn't hide it.
Obviously, IU also sees it. As soon as I remembered the things just now, I was heard by Wang Taika, and IU felt a little afraid in her heart. Who knows what this black fan can do! No! You have to bang and knock it well! If he goes out and talks nonsense, it will be bad!
"Wasn't I very happy?" explained Wang Taika with an innocent expression.
"I see you smiling!" IU snapped-for-tat.
"I'm sorry, don't underestimate us food deliveries. We are all professionally trained, no matter what happens, no matter how funny it is, I will not laugh!" Wang Taika swore and silently added: "Unless I can't help it......"
"I'm going to complain to you, I didn't receive takeaway. ”
"Hey, hey, hey, it's unreasonable!" Wang Taika pointed to the location of the kitchen: "You personally cleaned up the kitchen just now!"
"And against the guests!" IU said, "The sin is one more degree!"
"I've already sent it to you, it's yours...... Can you blame me for being thrown on the ground?"
"Didn't you say you had amnesia, didn't you remember anything?" asked IU rhetorically.
Wang Taika was helpless: "Aren't you obviously digging a pit for me! Let's stop going around in circles, just say what you want to do!"
"Send me another one, I'm hungry. ”
"Go out and eat. It's your birthday, celebrate it yourself. Otherwise, what's the matter with ordering takeout?" Wang Taika said: "When I just came over, I saw a barbecue stall at the door, phew, it's Korean barbecue. Go ahead, Ken hasn't closed the door now!"
"How can I have a barbecue on my birthday? I want to eat kelp soup! So I want a kelp soup takeout and bring it to me. IU said.
"Are you still reasonable?" Wang Taika said: "I really have an interview tomorrow, and it is impossible for you to run on both sides for this little thing alone." The point is that you don't give money at all!"
IU looked at Wang Taika, turned around and took out a bag, and took out a piece of paper from it. Wang Taika's eyes were sharp, and he saw that it was an unequal treaty signed with IU.
"Kelp soup, the date on the treaty is halved. How?"
"Deal!" Wang Taika felt that it was a good deal, and the "sentence" that was halved by a bowl of soup was definitely worth it. Otherwise, if you toss yourself like this every day, then don't live at all. The good life is about to be destroyed by IU.
Wang Taika left in a hurry, and at this moment, IU was the only one left in the house.
It was getting late, and although the lights were on in the room, it was quickly gloomy. I don't know if it's because of the weather outside, or the mood of the people in the house.
IU was not noisy or noisy, just eating gum, squatting in a corner of the sofa, and then chewing gum in a daze.
Birthday wishes have received a lot today, and many people know that today is their birthday. But why is he the only one who doesn't know? He really ...... Do you care about yourself?
The endless suspicions and quarrels made IU feel emaciated. And at this moment, the room at night was empty, quiet and unpresentable.
Eventually, a little feeling of hunger brought IU back to her senses. At this time, the room was empty, the stomach was empty, and even the heart was empty. Thinking of today as his birthday, IU felt sad inexplicably.
The room was unoccupied, and it gradually became empty like a universe.
There is no one to live in the heart, and it is like a wild beast that gradually goes mad.